Why does Marvle HATE THOR AND THE HULK

yeah but now nobody short of fucking Sentry can break Ms Marvel wank

They know how to make a youth machine and have used it.

And Hulk with rage got manhandled by Thanos without using the Infinity Stones so bad that Hulk got PTSD afterwards.

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Jesus the CGI on Thanos looks rough

The Gauntlet doesn't give you a boost per-se, that's the reason Thanos had to remove the power stone from it to get stronger.
It always surprises me how people manage to not understand a movie made kids.

>cap does better against thanos than thor with his own weapon

Fucking embarrassing

Cap with power of Thor still gets his ass handed to him pretty quickly.

Thats not the point you retard. The point is he landed a shit ton of significant hits and ultimately did 3 times better than thor with stormbreaker and mjolnir. Him ultimately losing in the end if besides the fucking point dipshit. Thor was a complete non factor every engagement while cap kept up with him with the same weapon he was wield only seconds earlier. They couldn't let thor even land on him

Only the power of Mjolnir which is just lightning powers and being nigh-indestructible.

Thor and Hulk have been fucked since day 1. EMH had the top tier Odinson

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It's amazing what they've done with Thor in these two movies. I never gave a fuck aobut Thor, even after Ragnarok, but Infinity War turned him form my most forgotten Avenger to probably my favorite. Now this new film turns him back around into shit. Amazing they could do that in just two movies.

Assuming you've already gone through Walt Simonson, go check JMS / Coipel's book.
Someone please post this fight in a higher resolution, it's the best way to sell that arc. Up until the point I read this I always though Thor's job was to, well, job, but this whole arc really shows how much of a fucking alpha he is.

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>Why does Marvle HATE THOR AND THE HULK
Because Russo Wank

He wasn't using the gauntlet, just the power stone

you're a fucking faggot. all of you who spoil shit are fucking faggots. I knew there days ago everything that happened due to people spoiling it in YouTube comments. I hope all of you who spoil shit get bowel cancer and shit blood. if i had the infinity gauntlet that's all i would use it for. giving bowel cancer to all who spoil shit.

Someone’s grumpy.

Tony dies. Captain America stays in the past and bangs Peggy. Thor joins the Guardians.

Kekels babe

Fucking true, their Hulk wasn't half-bad either.

Always hated whenever he took off though.

>Thor is such a bro that he loves humanity as a concept, and won't bring his full strength to bear against the little mortals he's so fond of
>This includes most of his own villains
>Tony manages to break so many taboos at once that this love from Thor is no longer unconditional
Let us ponder, for a moment, the gravity of Tony Stark's many fuckups.

>reading youtube comments
you are dumber than algae

>Stormbreaker one shotted Thanos WITH the Gauntlet in the last movie
>in this one Thor with Stormbreaker gets utterly stomped by base Thanos using an unusually sharp boomerang
Based, this movie started nosediving in quality in the middle of the final battle

That’s your fault for reading youtube comments in the first place.

>Hey Tony, know that Cosmic God friend of yours who we all know will eventually ressurrect?
>Yeah, that one that's very proud of his people and his own power?
>Why don't we clone him and make a puppet version, this surely won't go wrong
When Thor goes "You and the powers you serve ripped my genetic code without my permission. But if you think you know power, just fuck with Asgard and I will show you what TRUE POWER LOOKS LIKE" I could actually HEAR thunder.
One of my favourite moments in big two comics.

I also forgot this was soon after Civil War. Yeah you fucking cunt, you mess with Cap, you get the hammer. Which is also something very cool and a huge way to show how much of a hero Cap is. Thor is a literal god and yet he feels like Steve was the better man of the three by far.

Kinda bums me out, that right before Thor’s death he wished he could have had poets write Steve and Tony’s names down as heroes.

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>spoilers have invisible tags
>"What the fuck, why did I get spoiled looking at this?"

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What bums me out is that I fucking hate everything about Tony Stark, in both concept and execution. Even his most famous story is how about he's a broken piece of shit.
He's like the worst parts of Batman without none of the good ones.
Not even my almost fetishistic obsession with power armos and exo-skeletons can make me care about any of the Iron anythings.

>Thor: You can never go back to Earth
>Avengers: Welcome back to Earth, Thor
>Thor 2: I love you, Jane.
>Avengers 2: Jane who?
>Thor 3: I don't need my Mjolnir. I'm cool and quippy!
>Infinity War: My Mjolnir is back! But I fucked it all up!!!
>Endgame: Hobo Thor

It's just part of the cycle.

I don't know what's wrong with fat Thor except that you don't like it. He made a huge mistake by not one-shotting Thanos, many people died and he became depressed, let himself go and became a NEET. For me it was a great idea but certainly it could've been executed better.

How is the quality so high?

I think they fully fucked over Thor for Infinity War. They went the Ragnarok route and destroyed Asgard without the movies fully exploring his mythology. That's alot that's never going to be explored. He never got to become a "God" really.
Hulk is the same. They needed him to keep on improving. Whedon unironically handled him better with his two Avengers films.

Nobody's arguing it's out of character, it's just disappointing in terms of content given the presence that Thor commanded in Ragnarok and Infinity War.
Like yeah, Superman could theoretically have become a depressed wreck during the events of Final Crisis and it would've made perfect sense for his character given the ongoing events. But watching Superman get amped instead is way more awesome.

This show also had the most likable version of Wasp.

You know what, I think I'm gonna give this movie a miss. What the absolute hell?

I was hoping to see some of this guy.

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His character arc in the previous movies was about growing from a spoiled, irresponsible manchild to a wise leader who is worthy of his father's throne. This movie seems to undo a lot of that character development, especially when he abandons the throne, leaving Scrapper 142 in charge of Asgard, and runs away to be a space pirate or whatever with the GOTG crew. .

>Coming onto Yea Forums of all places and expecting to be safe from spoilers
You're a fucking moron, and so am I for replying to you.

Have sex

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Not really into anonymous hook ups but if you’re offering, I guess.

Valkyrie was just as much of a drunken fuck that runs from responsibilities as Thor. How the hell is she supposed to be any more noble than him?

I don’t know. She’s older than him, by some time, it’s not exactly on a set timeline

IW made Thor my favorite, and EG made him my least favorite

I thought it was because he's fat now?

Come on guys, Carol had like less than 2 minutes of screentime and got BTFO twice during the final battle. I also wanted Hulk to get another go at Thanos but at least he gets to do the un-snap

I thought it was because he's fat now

>How the hell is she supposed to be any more noble than him?
Same way Captain Marvel is stronger than him, and the Falcon is suddenly not going to need his high-tech wings and will do fine running into danger with a shield and no superpowers. The same forces that ruined Marvel Comics and Star Wars are taking over the MCU. No time for fun, there's preaching to do!

So, in the movie it goes
Captain Marvel > Thor > Hulk

While in the comics
Hulk >= Thor > Captain Marvel

Do they not like Hulk?

You forget that Jane is also in this movie

But Carol got BTFO by Thanos with Power stone while Hulk and Thor just by normal Thanos.

She was apparently taking kare care of new Asgard already, she probably sobered up a little. Real answer is that she is the only asgardian side character left

All the retcons would be fixed if they just did the comic solution and wound time back to the day before Thanos killed everything.

Tony specifically forbid that to no un-birth his daughter

And it's stupid because he shouldn't have needed the Power Stone whatsoever. Comic Thanos is more than powerful enough to take on Carol without any power amplifiers.

>shit

They must have thought it would be less unsatisfying this way, but I don't see any real improvement. Frankly, Endgame wasn't a good story.

The absolute lamest shit was Thanos destroying the stones and crippling himself in the process. I mean, the guy rewound time himself in the last movie, when things didn't go his way. He would have expected to have to guard against people undoing his work, and kept the power for that purpose.

I can't believe they did this shit again where they're literally wrestling with his hand to stop him from snapping his fingers, because he actually has to physically snap his fingers to do things with the gauntlet.

All the fucking issues would be fixed if they just did what Kamen Rider fucking Build did or a variant

Slamming two universes together to fix the problem.

Like fuck, they could literally could have made the plan to combine a Universe where everyone who got SNAPPED were the ones who weren't.

Everyone gets their 5 years, everything changes and we go from there

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Ay Tony, you tellin me dat dat dame Carol could stand up to Thanos, even tho she was powered by one infinity stone, and he has six ?

Whatever happened to “Whatever It Takes”?

>He would have expected to have to guard against people undoing his work
But that's exactly why he destroyed the stones, he had no way to predict quantum realm time travel being a thing

Shes a woman

Can someone explain to me what Hulk was talking about when he said all that stuff about different time travel movies.
Why didn't he Hulk out against Thanos?

Because puny Banner isn't Hulk.

You gay or something?

Given the options, gonna have to go with “something”

So he just motivated beings across the entire universe to undo his work, and he destroyed his primary means to either resist this or redo it, because that way he gets rid of one possible thing that might be able to accomplish it? Just awful writing. They wrote themselves into a corner, and didn't think of any good way out of it.

Its literally DBZ tier time travel. When Trunks went to the past to kill the androids, it didnt kill the androids or un fuck his shitty future, instead it created a new timeline where things didn't suck dick. Essentially the same happened here, no matter what they do in the past the whole snap thing would happen, so they had to bring the stones with them to the future to REALLY undo it. Also since past Thanos came to future and was killed that created a legit new timeline where Thanos doesn't exist anymore. I also think Loki escaping with the space stone might be enough to create a new timeline, but knowing how he always gets man handled I doubt it. So now there's two definitive timelines, the prime where the snap happened and was undone , and a second where the snap never occurred because Thanos dies.

Also Bruce didnt hulk out because now he and Hulk are fully one so he wont act like a giant tantrum throwing monster anymore. However this makes him weaker than original hulk, due to how much restraint he has now.

In this movie they essentially had to nerf or kill off the original avengers to make way for the new ones

>Also Bruce didnt hulk out because now he and Hulk are fully one so he wont act like a giant tantrum throwing monster anymore. However this makes him weaker than original hulk, due to how much restraint he has now.
Wasn't that how Professor Hulk was like in the comics

That and he was just physically exhausted from having fended off by Thor and Cap. Kinda makes Captain Marvel look pathetic, if she couldn't solo'd Thanos by then.

>because that way he gets rid of one possible thing that might be able to accomplish it?
The stones were the only thing that could accomplish it, Thanos wasn'ts going to take measures against time travel because he didn't know time travel was a thing

I'm hoping we can somehow get Maestro as one of the movie villains, have him beat Banner into submission while calling him pathetic and weak while the only person on the Avengers roster post endgame capable of doing anything to him is Wanda. Force Professor Hulk to break and for the monster to come back out.

They did fuck up with Thor pretty fucking hard. I would've been okay with fat, washed up, drunk Thor if he had become the king that Asgard needed by the end. But they messed up by making him join the GotG. I understand why, it was entertaining in IW but it was such a complete and utter regression of his character after all the development he got in Ragnarok.

Professor Hulk was kino though. Absolute kino.

>spoiler
Oh god, please don't let this be GotG3.

Two reasons, user. You know what they are.

>Thanos wasn'ts going to take measures against time travel because he didn't know time travel was a thing
Dude, he used the Time Stone himself.

You've just achieved ultimate power and accomplished your life's goal, pissing off most of the entire universe. Do you:
A) Hang onto that power for a while just in case someone, somewhere in the universe has some way of screwing it up, or
B) disarm and cripple yourself, blithely assuming nobody anywhere in the entire universe (in which you know time manipulation is possible because you've done it) can do anything?

Hell, he should have kept the power if for no other reason than to defend himself. He just barely won against a group who literally call themselves "Avengers".

Anyway, Thanos's whole motivation in the MCU is stupid. If you wipe out half the population of everything, it'll be back to its previous levels in a few decades. Take Earth, for instance. The human population has doubled since the 1960s. Is Thanos supposed to be stupid? So he does this once, then he says, "My work is done here." and not only gives up the power to repeat this himself, but ensures that nobody else will have it ever again, when the universe could easily be back in the same situation in his own lifetime?

I think it is pretty clear the Russos wanted to portray a very different Thor than Waititi. And they are not collaborating with each other on their portrayals either.

I don't know about you, but the MCU is 100% finished for me after this. It wasn't a great movie, but it was very final. Not even a post-credits hook to the next film.

They managed to string me along for a decade (though I stopped paying to see the films a couple of years ago), so well played them, but I got an ending, I can see what way the wind's blowing, and I'm not sticking around to see them try and squeeze more profit out of this played-out franchise.

Professor Hulk was still capable of rage enhanced boost, just more difficult to achieve. MCU Professor Hulk got pacify.

I think it's that way for most people. At least untill Feige opens his mouth and announces something decent, if it continues this way it'll end up like Fox X-men.

Everyone in the MCU, save for maybe Captain Marvel, are heavily nerfed from their comic book counter part. So take the MCU nerf, and the Prof Hulk nerf into account, and you find that Professor Hulk is weak as shit compared to regular Hulk, the added benefit of intelligence could make up for it with the use of technology and technique.

But user dont you want to see Captain Marvel lead the next avenger films

I liked Fallen Thor in all his fat, messed up, miserable un-glory. And him dual wielding Mjollnir and Stormbreaker was fucking awesome.

Hulk got some good bits
>Didnt even get a single fucking fight scene to make up for that pathetic showing at the beginning of IW.
Because Banner doesn't like fighting, so he generally avoided it
I thought it was pretty good for the most part.
Both characters got tons of development and solid character moments
The value of a character isn't just in their fight scenes. This ain't DBZ

>hurr hurr fag aboo
grow up

he was like a tall dwarf with his braided beard

God I fucking hate Mark Ruffalo every time he’s on the screen I wanna kick his teeth in he’s the Adam Freidland of the Avengers

Imagine being Thor in that scene on New Asgard when suddently Wonder Woman from the DCEU shows up and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you're fuckin' fine, all sexy with your skeletal body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally make you my cocksleeve, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another Natalie Portman in his dressing room, balls deep in her, while his fake belly bounches on her ass. Like seriously imagine having to be Thor and not only lay on that bed while Wonder Woman flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribcage and sunken eyes, and just sit there, take after take, beer after beer, while you had to suck face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's PRETTY and "THANK YOU FOR THE CROSS-OVER" because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her Bony fucking Chitauri face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and soon to be alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sydney. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively all over you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to lay there and revel in her "Hot (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Chris Hemsworth. You're not going to lose your future Movie career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Would had been awesome if he didn't jobbed with both Stormbreaker and Mjolnir.

i loved it too

I liked the movie.

its just a cool tagline my nigga

it actually baffles me that so many leaks are low quality when even the most basic of smartphones can take 1080p video nowadays

lel

and yet he did nothing of note with both of them you worthless retard. thats the point. looking cool while getting his shit pushed in

its the hulk moron. if he was made a joke at being the hulk, its a failure.

there is a way to write a powerful woman with out making her a bitch. It's just they want her to be the strongest with no flaws which is a terrible idea.

Thor comes off like he's literally brain-damaged in this shit, what were they thinking

You guys are retarded

Fat Norse Thor was the best part of this movie

The Thor you guys want is in literally every single other movie with Thor in it. And that goes double for the boring ones

Any man who gives a shit about spoilers or is even interested in the MCU at all is a numale faggot

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OH NONONO

He was crippled prior to when using the gauntlet and Thor getting a direct hit during Infinity War.

This thread has 108 replies why the fuck are you here at this point in its life

t.tranny

Thank god they did. I don't think I would've survived another movie with quiplord Thor

He was worthless in the end fight. Didnt land one significant blow. He was trash retard

>quiplord power unlocked thor
Or
>loser useless thor

Hmm

One day, you'll learn that a character's worth has actually very little to do with how powerful they are, or how much damage they do to the big bad.

And on that day, you will know what it is to be a man

Maybe you missed the point where OP said his character was butchered too retard. Whether you liked him as a loser is irrelevant

>t. basedboy

I'm definitely going to name my kid after one of these characters

Thor was worthless. He did nothing the whole film. His character was a joke. He did nothing but get his shit pushed in on the battlefield. Hell rocket got the stone without him. So he barely contributed to the stone collecting outside of stating where the stone was. The only thing of note he did in the film was decapitate a crippled man in a barn. And that isnt really anything as thanos was a non threat anyway. He brought no depth or nuance as everything about his performance was played for laughs and everything that was set up with him was dropped. So his character was poor and he brought nothing to the fight or outside of it.

It was to a point where thor was literally begging the team to let him be useful. But tell me more about how you liked him cuz he looked like a boomer

>Stormbreaker was fucking pointless
>Thor barely used lightning

>AAHHHHHHH CAP HELLLPP MEEE

Not nearly as bad as The CGI gut on Thor. Seriously, what the fuck was that? He was wearing a fucking shirt at that point, just put a pillow under it. You're telling me they could employ 5,000 VFX artists but couldn't be assed to go down to Bed Bath & Beyond to pick up a pillow?

>are you thor god of hammers?
>yes

It's like they ignored everything from Ragnarok

I don't give a fuck about Avengers and I didn't get shit spoiled. Really makes you think.

They let Cap have that moment because this movie is his and Tony’s sendoff and Thor will have future opportunities to shine once he drops the beer gut.

Cap vs. Thanos was also the tightest shit. That’s the kind of fanservice a lad can jerk off to.

>Everyone treats thor like a joke
>rhodey makes fun of his godliness veins boast
>Team doesnt think he is good enough to handke the gauntlet
>clint snaps on him and tells him to shut the fuck up
...
Fight time, ah yea time for boy to come back strong with an IW moment
>Thanos treats thor like a joke

Lmao how fucking embarrassing

>build him up steadily over 2 films with hard work
>drop all of that in one film for the sake of laughs
>h-he'll future opportunities

Marvel apologists are truly the worse. They will never get him right. Gunn will do him worse to salvage his precious guardians

Because shut up she's a woman of color, it's her turn.

They didn't coordinate with the directors this time

>characterfag calling other people fanboys

It feels like endgame had zero directors and only exists to tie up story ends

This

>Cap used more lightning than Thor
Based

Yeah. Thanos, along with the gauntlet, should've been fairly fried at that point.

I hope we somehow get a buddy comedy with Thor and Ant-Man. I just wanna watch Hemsworth and Rudd being dreamy and charming desu.

The dual wielding looked kinda awkward desu. Also this .

Cap wielding Mjolninr was pretty fucking hype though. I also thought he was a goner when Thanos punched him onto the ground.

Because his arm was all fucked up by the snap.

Imagine all the cool things we could have gotten if this movie hadn't wasted so much time. We could have seen Cap returning all the stones, setting up the new Avengers team, the world going back to normal, Scarlett's funeral, the world mourning Stark, etc. Damn.

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Superman isn't a brute, he is just the big jobber in group books. If they need to show that the new big bad is a threat, they always make them beat Superman.

I was tempted to see this bc of my awful wg fetishes but wow this looks fuckin ugly. They move around like the have the density of marshmallow

Thanos is 5 years younger and Thor is 5 billion beers older

THey mention Jane in Avengers 2 tho

Because she took responsibility for new Asgard while Thor was playing fortnite