Heya, Yea Forums! It's me, Ben Tennyson! I dunno if you've heard about me or not--I mean, you probably have--but I saved the universe several times. I dunno, I'd say I'm kind of a big deal. Whatever the case, SINCE I saved the universe, I'd think I have a pass for what I'm about to do.
Prepare yourself, Yea Forums... Because I'm gonna say the N-Word!
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Nothing exists past the original show in my mind, so go ahead. You're not canon.
Remember, mods don't give a shit about morons like OP unless they get at least 10 reports for this kind of faggotry
Wow, you're rude. Is that any way to treat the guy who saved the universe?
>10 reports
Would one of these mods happen to be an old dude named Mr. Baumann? Uh, I'm asking for a friend.
Get over it. Also, Vilgax jobs to your powerless dad and a gasoline hose.
>I'm not canon
>But that non-canon scenario somehow IS canon
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA SAY IT HERE AND NOW AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME!
NGR!
It was always meant to be canon. They just changed it to non-canon because CN wanted to keep the show going instead of allowing for a definitive conclusion.
What's this "N-word"? Is that another weird Earth expression?
Oh, hey, Rook! Uh... Yeah! The "N-word" is a term of endearment! It's something really close friends say, to show how much they mean to each other! Yeah, that's it.
Ben I want to fuck you
Believe me, so does every other woman in the universe. I legitimately have no idea why.
Ben, could you beat up Thanos and Darkseid?
Yeah, I'd say so. I mean, I have full access to Alien X now, and I kinda remade the entire universe with him when I didn't, so... yeah, gonna be kinda hard to top that.
show feet
Uh, weird request, but okay. I take it you wanna see a BIG foot so here's Shocksquatch.
But who has the better chin, Atomix or Thanos?
That's a much harder question, good user. However, I can assure you that while that Thanos may have a chin larger than most, mine may very well surpass it.
Why do you end up choosing to date boring humans when you deny the best alien characters that want to date you
Thoughts on Danny Phantom?
Reminder that spanner was Chrisposting before Chris
>No alternate timeline Kens trying to make sure Ben fucks their respective mothers to assure their own existences
That shit still sounds goddamn hilarious.
Your crimes will be forgiven if you prove that you and Gwen fuck each other silly and will have many ever so slightly inbred children together.
Will Ben user ever return?
You used a contraction,your obviously not Rook.
Sorry, I was out saving the universe. Again.
Oh yeah, I taught him about contractions the other day. He's been using them non-stop, really. Caught him using "ain't" which was... weird, to say the least.
Is "I don't want my genitals to be mutilated" an answer?
Because I don't want my genitals to be mutilated.
I've never met him, Kuro, but he seems pretty chill.
One time the Incursean leader kidnapped me and tried to make me fuck his daughter. So uh, that was a thing. Spanner was at least kinda cool about it.
That's fucking disgusting, user. The only person allowed to fuck my cousin is Kevin. Y'know, just the other day I locked him and Gwen in the Rustbucket and wouldn't let them out until they had sex. Granted Kevin broke out before that could happen, but still.
How the fuck did you get this footage
What’s it like being Eye Guy? How’d you unlock him anyway
FPBP
>not only an RP fag, but ships Gwen-Kevin
There is no hope for you or this thread user
I like this thread
Being Eye Guy is hell. I can see literally everything and it really hurts whenever I touch basically anything because I've got eyeballs everywhere. That said though shooting lasers is pretty rad. I can't remember how I unlocked him though. I have so many fucking aliens, when I get them kinda blends together.
Hey man, I just wanted to say the N-word. This is on you guys.
Speaking of, normally when I do something like this Azmuth chews me out. Wonder why he hasn't yet?
what fuckin state are you from
Ben why the fuck will you not get shirtless in Omniverse but will for everything else
Would you fuck Ms Marvel?
I mean you have saved and rebooted the universe multiple times so I guess you've kinda earned it Tennyson, just you, not Gwen.
He’s probably drinking himself into a coma given how often your shenanigans land him in hot water. This is all your fault. He never used to have a drinking problem you know.
Bellwood seems close enough for someone to run away to New York City from and I flew there as Big Chill in only a couple of minutes, so... New York.
What are you talking about? Rath was butt naked until episode 74.
Why the hell are you guys so interested in my sex life?
Eh, pretty sure Gwen wouldn't say it regardless of if she had the N-word pass or not. You guys know how PC Friedkin is? Here's a hint: It's an Ivy League school!
But Azmuth's a tiny dude... How much would he have to drink in order to get alcohol poisoning? Like, a couple of sips of tequilla?
Kek
Normalfag?
Rocks, Squidstrictor, Snakepit, Sandbox, Shellhead, Skidmarx, Somnumbulizard and Bungee Sponge. What are their powers and how often do you use them despite us never seeing them on screen?
Would you rather join the Avengers or the Justice League?
>running out of reaction images
here's an extra one, just for you.
Let me just check page ten thousand of the Book of Facts... ah, here it is
>Omniverse is the best show in the franchise, on par with the original and anyone who says otherwise is either a UAF fag or just plain has no taste
Mr Atom?
>Why the hell are you guys so interested in my sex life?
They say the grass is always greener.
That wasn’t a yes or no to the Ms Marvel question, Ben
>Why the hell are you guys so interested in my sex life?
It's because people are attracted to you, it's a good thing.
And people want to try things with you
Smug Ben > Angst Ben
This. Omniverse still had some angst and serious moments but it didn't come off as melodramatic like UAF did.
Would you say you and Rook are romantically or sexually involved?
>Rocks
He's made out of rocks. You do the math.
>Squidstrictor
Squidstrictor's a pretty good alien all things considered. He's strong, but he can also squeeze into smaller spaces, camouflage, breath under water, and shoot ink. And of course, uh, tentacles. I used him and Rocks a couple of times
>Snakepit
He's basically Spitter, but not as effective or as cool. He's like Fasttrack, in that he's pretty redundant since I already have a better alien with basically the same powers
>Sandbox
The name's pretty self-explanatory, he controls sand. I basically never use him.
>Skidmarx
Speaking of Fasttrack, Skidmarx is a speed alien, except he's not as fast as XLR8 or Fasttrack, so I never use him.
>Somnambulizard
He's a lizard dude from what I've been told. For some reason whenever I used him I go unconscious, so I prefer not to use him.
>Bungee Sponge
He's not very useful in combat, but he has stretchy arms as the name implies, so those are handy for getting around.
The Justice League already knows a dude whose thing is "teenager bonded with alien technology" so I'm gonna have to go with the Avengers.
Thanks, Ano-- Wait, how'd you know I fucked your mom?
Oh shit, he DOES look like him... Hope Azmuth has a good explanation.
Ugh, okay. We're the same age, and I've dated a stretchy girl before, so... sure I guess.
I'd say you guys need better things to think about. As for that, I don't even think Rook knows what sex IS, or at least how humans do it.
Yeah, the first two seasons of being angsty were fun, but after that it sorta overstayed its welcome. That said the Ultimatrix was cool and I DID get to hang out with my awesome mechanical spic friend Rex during that time.
Anyways, being smug is WAY more fun than being angsty!
fpbp
Considering how much booze it would take for somebody as smart as Azmuth to drink himself stupid, I’m going to say it’s a lot more than just a few sips. He might be small, but with his intelligence that just means it takes longer time for the effects to be visible. Also probably a lot more bathroom breaks, what with the tiny bladder and all.
You're thinking of Gwen.
Ben wears socks.
Fpbp. I never understood why they ended that show. That had soul.
Ken was the worst and i wish the show writers had never brought him back.
The Ken 10 episode showed they were pretty clearly running out of ideas.
Okay. That makes sense. I also dig the artstyle of that show more. I really wished they stuck with it instead of what happened to Alien Force, which I think doesn't look good since it looks similar but feels off.
Rook might not know how humans do it (or even really care, aside from some animal-planet-esque level of curiosity), but he certainly knows what sex is. You’ve been to his planet, and seen how many girls wanted to smash when he showed up. They weren’t looking for you, Tennyson. They were looking for your partner. Dude has some prodigious reputation on his home planet. Makes you wonder why.
Alien Force was an alright show, though it definitely did feel completely different aside from the characters
At least thanus HAS a chin!
This. Based user.
Oh Ben, you're so naive.
Literally the only reason someone would say the original is better is nostalgia or wanting to fuck Gwen
This. Everything afterwards except maybe Alien Force before they gave the middle finger to Ben character developement is shit.
Literally the only reason someone would say Omniverse is better is because of nostalgia, or wanting to fuck one of the aliens.
Nostalgia makes people like a sequel more than the original?
>everyone on here is the same age and grew up watching the same things, or saw the same things first
People who saw Omniverse are likely going to be bias to it.
If you could put 1 Yea Forums character into the omnitrix, who would it be?
The form will change your personality, btw
Hardmode: no sumo slammers
You know Ben is romantically interested in Rook but is the kind of guy to not admit it and pretending not to be
Can anyone make a GIF of him slapping the Omnitrix, but the silhouette of the alien is replaced with "N-WORD"?
Not a gif but how's this?