>Attacks criminals
>Lets almost nothing slide
>Commits worse crimes than the criminals and does whatever he wants at all times regardless of laws
Crime for me but not for thee
Attacks criminals
>>Commits worse crimes than the criminals
like what ?
Like property damage, theft, trespassing.
Batman will kick break some 19 year old kids ribs for smashing a car window to steal something. But Batman had no problem breaking into someones house and stealing evidence.
Evading arrest by the state.
>commits petty crimes
>WORSE THAN THE CRIMINALS
laughing at you rn
Many things Batman has done are serious felonies. Whole buildings have been destroyed by Batman actions.
Legally I'd call that arguable whether you can pin a lot of that property damage on batman or not.
The legal issue is pinning liability to anybody in the first place.
>>Commits worse crimes than the criminals and does whatever he wants at all times regardless of laws
no
>Like property damage, theft, trespassing.
how are these worse than murder, mugging, burglary, blackmailing, extortion, kidnapping and assassination ?
Not ever person that the Batfamily beats up is a murderer. Some are just petty thieves.
And blackmail isn't that bad of crime desu. Keep your shit private if you don't want to be blackmailed.
To be fair the only one of those crimes Batman is not guilty of is murder
didn't batman created or helped create brother eye to spy on everyone?
Well if Zach Snyder has full control of the story then ol' bats will have all sorts of bloody tricks up his cowl.
>Not ever person that the Batfamily beats up is a murderer. Some are just petty thieves.
so what ? thievery is just as detestable
seeing people shoplift and snatch handbags from old ladies make me want to punch their heads off
I hate criminals with a burning passion
every normal people respect the laws put in place so we can all live in peace, why don't these people do the same ? It makes me furious
>And blackmail isn't that bad of crime desu. Keep your shit private if you don't want to be blackmailed.
I know that this entire thread is bait, but come on.
>Vigilantism
>Spying
>Trespassing
>Breaking and entering
>Child endangerment
>Child abuse
>Theft
>Resisting arrest
>Interfering with justice
>Interfering with a scene of a crime
>Perjury
>Embezzlement
I could go on and on.
Yeah but Batman commits crime with far higher legal repercussions than petty theft.
How is blackmail a serious crime? If you don't want to be blackmailed don't have secrets.
If someone has such bad dirt on you it would destroy you then you must have done something.
Assault on a Peace Officer many times.
If Batman gets cornered by the law he beats his way out.
>How is blackmail a serious crime? If you don't want to be blackmailed don't have secrets.
That's not how it works you little shit.
Yeah it is. If there is nothing you are terminally ashamed of blackmail has no power over you. You could just tell everyone first and they lose their power.
The people most likely to get blackmailed are people who cheated on their spouse.
Batman has broken into government buildings and stolen secret information.
Batman has also beaten the shit out of people who were carjacking
There is at least one criminal he beat up who has done less crime than Batman.
So if some asshole spies on your daughter while she's taking a bath and takes pictures all you have to do is not be ashamed of them and all of a sudden the blackmailer has no power over you, or alternatively you can just parade your naked daughter around town to beat the blackmailers.
Good advice.
Did Batman beat you up while you were carjacking and you came here to complain about it?
So all the villains in Arkham should be allowed to get away with their crimes?
>letting someone spy on your naked daughter in the bathtub
Its called a shower curtain senpai. If that happens it was just bad parenting.
This isn't even bait, you just jammed your hand in the water and hoped that something would bite.
How is someone gonna get pictures of your naked daughter then? Some pretty big mistakes would have to be made.
And the events of Dark Nights Metal was his fault too.
Twice now has Batman been directly responsible for the near destruction of the planet
I dunno maybe sneak into your house and install exceptionally discrete cameras and you’ll never know they were even there, nor would you know your house was infiltrated
Not very plausible of scenario. That would be like the worst case scenario of blackmail. And even if people saw your naked daughter taking a bath it wouldn't really cost you or her anything.
Like what will people call her a whore for the rest of her life because she took a bath?
>Breaks into a murderer's home to steal evidence
I think the ends justify the means here
>t.Killer Moth
>not very plausible of a scenario
nigga do you even fucking read comics
Because he considers Gotham to be his town, as in belonging to him. He wants to be its sovereign so bad.
Maybe Batman should be more selective with his ass whoopings.
Yes we all know you're talking about the police OP what's Batman have to do with it?
Tower of babel plans and brother eye are Supervillain shit straight up.
I find it fucking hilarious that for all his batfaggotry and supertech Gotham still remains a crime-ridden shithole where no one feels safe.
He's broken every traffic law there is.
It would honestly be a miracle if he's never caused any innocent motorists to not get injured when he tears around in his rocket car.
No matter how good his reflexes are, no matter how good his navigational system is, he still can't control how other drivers will react to him tearing through the streets. He must have caused a few pile ups. There will be people injured because of him, there will be other cars damaged because of him and there might even be a few people killed on the road because of him.
You could argue that Batman is always facing an even greater threat, but that would be little comfort to the people whose lives are ruined over a traffic accident who have nobody to turn to for compensation.
Gotham is cursed, there's really nothing that a normal human can do about it.
>carjacking
Usually carjacking involves putting an innocent in danger.
I like him letting loose whenever a child is in danger. Personal headcanon is that he took in Robins so he's always angry.
What about that time bruce convinced a jury to let mr freeze go free
Or like when Batman grapple swings from a helicopter.
That is a lot of weight to compensate for. An amateur pilot could easily crash that helicopter.
>OP doesn't know what a vigilante is.
I weep for you, Yea Forums. This used to be a good board.
Didn't he hang a mentally challenged user?