The Superior Spider-Man #5

why does marvel and dc only greenlight retarded or sjw stories these days?

Nah it's otto's autism this time

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WHy does this contrived shit always have to happen when it starts getting interesting

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Demons > Cops

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>Otto octavious stars in THEY LIVE

>pop

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ha

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I think hell sucks even IF you rule it

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not really liking super-suit strange, he looks better in a proper suit

I agree that is classic outfit is better, but I don't dislike this costume

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I don't know, Mephisto seems to enjoy himself

nice

>Fools! You'll never get past my armour!

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first thought

7/10 boss, not bad, but we can go higher.

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And done. If you liked it, buy it at your local LCS or something

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anyone else wish theyd taken it a step further and made it a suit of possessed babies?

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so, what's the top 3?
1) DOOM
2) Magneto
3) Osborn? Namor?
I doubt Thanos counts.

>The Sinister Six is just a meme haha

Thanks, OP.

Nice read, thank you OP

Kino

>616 true crime podcasts
If I could make any in-fiction fiction real, this would probably be it. This would be literal madness, imagine a LPOTL episode about the history of The Hand, or even some b-tier pod attempting to convince its audience that the Vulture is actually a huge sexist and that’s why he turned to crime. It would be awful, but also hypnotic.

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WTF is this? Kirby Transformers?

Looks like Go-bots

Man, the first Superior Spider-Man suit is so great
>somebody remembers Master Pandemonium
Neat!

You need a few. Beers and couple of months for them to combine.

>I only formed a team to kill Spider-Man ironically

Otto should just clone himself is female body and copy his brain in to it. Then neither of them would be virgins.

Isn't this what the scientist from Nightmare Before Christmas did?

>waaah a black woman is in the story, so it's sjws!!!

I’m pretty sure he’s calling the story retarded.

Worse, it’s not even in the same league. “I used to wear a costume and kill people” is not the type of thing you just drop on someone unless the person you are dating is also a reformed costumed asshole.

Honesty is just sperging out and spilling everything. You have to work people in to things. It’s a first date, you’re there to see if your personalities clash, not tell your life story.

>Honesty isn’t

If black females acted like people the world would be better for it.

>I was just pretending to be villainy

They do. You can’t act like the ones who chimp out are the only black women on the planet.

>ask your boss on a date
>he "cooks" for you on his apartment, you apparently dont bring anything for the meal
>starts scolding him for an hypothetical age diference kink you yourself bring out of the blue
>also start soeaking about how you are divorced and are seeking a steady and honest relationship on the FIRST date on HIS apartment

ladies be crazy, yo

No ma’am, I’m not here for age play. I’m here to fulfil my colonization fetish.

Why didn't Strange do anything about it during the original Spock run then?

Yes.

He was busy

I miss this suit

That suit was shit, it was just regular Spidermyn's suit but with claw and black instead of blue

I forgot asians can do that

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This book is fucking retarded, but I'm having fun. Does it have any chance of surviving or will it be canceled soon?

How convenient. A common thing for SSM.

shit. What was strange doing when he was in peter's body.

It's confirmed to have 12 issues at least

I kind of took it as her realizing what she was doing after accepting but before arriving and trying to intentionally ruin the date.

I once dated a hot older woman that talked about how she wanted something long term. Not going to make a blog post but I can confirm that older women will tell you as soon as they can that they want a real relationship. Or a fling.

This is good. Cut the bullshit, go straight to what you want.
This is why mature people are superior. If only most people didn't look worse as they age...

That idiot turned down Danse Macabre who was DTF and knew it was him, "because no underling dating".

Look at it from "they had to earn those wrinkles" and that raw fucking ability isn't determined by looks. What good is a 10 if they bore you in bed and have no personality?

Otto is too high IQ and autistic to simply fuck a hot bitch.
Even with his 10/10 body he still goes for the fat chicks and older ladies.

>two hours of a bunch of fags calling dr doom gay for reed
Based.

>I was just pretending to be evil, we had so much fun, remember that time I almost killed Sandman? Just some IRL shitposting, goddamnit lady, you're a total boomer

Danse Macabre is a worshipper of Kali from Nepal and sucessfully ran the Midnight Shift for years now, she isn't just any hot bitch.

well, it's good and all that but maybe wait to see if you connect with the guy.

Also stop starting conversation with "Hey, I'm creating an argument in my mind about how you only like me because of a fetish I in no way can know you have as of now, so can you please drop your weird tastes?"

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>Remember that time I was going to launch a rocket that would spread a poison and kill the entire planet? Wot a laugh!

In the text of the comic, she only dated one example, not said it's an outright fetish.
However, we could extrapolate that her ex-huband was cheating on her, maybe with a younger partner, so that could also mess with her mentally.

STATED one example
life is hell when your brain mixes homophones up

>Honesty isn't just sperging out and spilling everything.
It literally is though. He's Otto fucking Octavius. He lost his one chance, his ONE perfect relationship, because he concealed this from midget girl. If there is even the far most remotest chance that a new woman isn't going to storm out about the fact he used to be a supervillain, it has to be in the very first second or it's not meant to be. There's no middle ground here.

>IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

Will he just fuck Anna again pr os that too cliche/predictable?
I assume she will lose her senses at some point and sleep with him again and immediately regret it.

It's either that or she'll kill him. We'll just have to wait and see.

>lady either wants to bash your brains in or fuck your brains out
That's the hottest shit ever

90% sure she’s going to be the new doc ock when a tragic accident mauls her and otto is forced to use some creative surgery involving tentacles arms to put her back together, but it will drive her mad and she’ll turn to crime, leaving the Superior Spider-Man™ no choice but to try and redeem her in order to redeem himself.

>THE SINISTER SIX WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

I thought he was gonna try the octopus thing. When'd he go back to the spider suit?

Ah, the baby armor taken to the next level.

When editors realized having a Spider-Man book brings more sales.
The in universe answer is he was using the octopus moniker while working for Hydra so it'd be awkward to just pretend it didn't happen

I WAS JUST BAITING NEW YORK, EMMA.

Thanks OP, series isn't amazing in terms of writing but definitely enjoyable. One of the few Marvel comics I actually look forward to these days

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>And I'll form...THE HEAD!

Ooof, feel bad for whoever has to be the dick.

Thanks OP

That comic was so much better than it had any right to be.

What comic is it? I always see that pic posted with no context.