Pluto

>Most of the animals in Mickey mouse are anthropomorphic.
>Except for Pluto
>Goofy can walk on to legs and communicate with words
>Goofy is a dog
>In the 50s there are smarter dogs like goofy in various Disney shorts.
>Goofy is what the average dog should be like in mickey mouse.
>Pluto is also a dog.
>Pluto can't speak and walks on all fours.
>Pluto is disabled by natural dog standards.
>Pluto is treated like a pet
>Pets are usually valued less than humans.
>Pluto is only a pet because he is disabled
Mickey Mouse is set in a world where disabled people are in a lower class and treated so.


Chip and Dale are assholes

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Difference between goofy and Pluto are like humans and apes.

We already discussed this.

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Evolution isn't real in the Mickey Mouse Universe. Walt is a their loving father. Walt brings life. Walt brings death. Walt brings Love. Walt Brings sadness. Walt brings reality. There have been wars in the Mouse universe whether which interpretation was right. Some believe the real God is Ub Irwerks. But Walt is the true God. and you have sinned for this blasphemy. You will be sent to the gates of knockoff Disney studios. Walt isn't forgiving. No matter what you do, you are damned.
Also daisy duck is a bitch

It's not a unique case

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Even Hello Kitty has a pet cat

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Remember that time that Sanrio poorly translated the phrase "Hello Kitty is not a literal cat, she is a anthropomorphic cat-like character" and every news outlet reported that Hello Kitty is actually a human girl?

it´s the clothes. that´s why you never see a disney "person" naked. it would devolve them into mindless beasts

So how do they take baths or showers?

>Dogs are retards, Pluto is a whole new level of retard

in old timey bathing suits

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So if you put Pluto in a pair of pants he’d start being a person?

yes. prove me wrong

I can't.
But would it make a difference if he wore them like this, or like THIS?

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Pluto is slave ,goofy is a house nergo.

If you put a baboon in a suit does he become a senator?

I'm asking about a cartoon dog in a fictional world where there are anthropomorphic animals, and another user said the thing that sets them apart is whether they wear clothes, so I asked if Pluto wearing pants would make him a person like Goofy.

Hell, I'd vote for Him.

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>>>Pluto is disabled by natural dog standards.

I beg to differ. In a contest between who is mentally disabled Pluto or Goofy, I don't see Pluto losing.

that sounds logical,thats my new headcanon

damn they look the same,damn i would fuck either one of them,damn

MANY SUCH CASES

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the second defintly,so he can hide its genitals and ass, we have already had this discusion, on almost every monstergirl thread

the new cartoons seems to contradict your theory,but is a cool one i like it, you ca always get all smarty pants and say the cloth is a metaphor for culture and civilization

PANTS DON'T COVER YOUR TITS!!1

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Does that mean overalls aren't technically pants?

Are these pants?

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they are a pants and shirt combo,is not that hard to understand pal

dont you have to go and be retarded anywhere else?

So you can't be shirtless if you wear overalls?
What are you asking? Are WHAT pants?

Didn't know this thread about pet dogs was so cerial

i'll be super special cerious now

Now, when did Muttley get his aviator's loicense

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not unil 5

This image confuse me to an existential level. So a antro catgirl is dress like a normal cat with clothes while holding a normal cat who looks exactly the same as her except she doesn't wear clothes?

There's a lot of assumptions here like
>Most of the animals in Mickey mouse are anthropomorphic.
>Except for Pluto
>Goofy is what the average dog should be like in mickey mouse.
>Pluto is disabled by natural dog standards.
>Pluto is only a pet because he is disabled

Mickey and his friends are people. They're not just vaguely anthropomorphized, they have fully realized governments, businesses, jobs, marriages and family roles, music idols, etc. On of the few categories they seem less consistent in is clothing: Donald and daisy often go bottomless, and this is seen as completely normal because they're covered in feathers. Rarely ever is any other aspect of their existence tied to their animal species.

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one of them walks on two legs while the other walks on four.

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Pluto on the other hand isn't alone in being an animal that mostly acts like an animal and is treated as one. His brother and love interests are dogs like him. He's interacted with housecats and rival dogs. Turkeys are eaten on Christmas. Tiny mice that are as small compared to Mickey and Minnie as they would be to humans are seen. Some of these animals act with human-like emotions and thought processes, but they generally don't talk or act fully human. Clearly at some point in the distant past, there was a division between "people" and "animals". If you want to go deeper down the rabbit hole, you might investigate the role that the few human-looking-humans we see play in all this.

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>Smarty pants
You shut the fuck up

Some more examples

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Don't forget Minnie has a pet cat.. and dog.

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Comedy at it's finest. A mouse afraid of a mouse.. who thinks this stuff up.

>Pete
When whatever magical or evolutionary event happened for humanoid cats to split from animalistic cats occurred, something went terribly wrong.

Wouldn't the cat eat her? And Pete for that matter.

And oh yeah, sometimes they break their rule about the humanoid animals not showing animalistic behavior. In "Mr. Mouse Takes a Trip" Pete suspects Mickey has a dog on the train, so he makes up a story about owning a cat, then meows convincingly enough to fool Pluto, while his face becomes more explicitly catlike. It's like they can kind of access their animal side, but live like humans instead.

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It seems like not only do "people" recognize the difference between themselves and "animals", the animals do too.

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I used to think Pete was a bear or some kind of wolverine-beast

Yen Sid is the key to all of this somehow.

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It was a little more obvious in his original form, not so much now. I agree he looks more canine than cat.

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Cat Pete is terrifying holy shit

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>I thought this was smart when I posted it

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Ah, from before his most notable invention.

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huey dewey louie and 4th twin, dinner

>the filename is not "cannibal holocaust"

Phooey the 4th nephew.

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He was a Bear in the Oswald shorts

>chinese peasants after exchanging children during the great famine, colorized

lol

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If enough people vote for him, yes.

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I'm sure we've all lost arm wrestles to retards, user. But in the end, you're still the winner, because you don't have to walk away from the contest retarded.

You're a retard and should probably go write articles for Cracked.