WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?

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What was the bet?

NAZ NO

context?

Would he be a registered sex offender, or would his parents keep it under wraps?

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I SNAPPED THEM

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KEVIN YOU LITTLE CUNT

Bullshit.

Reminder "gay" is on his paper.
Ironic.

why?

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>OPISGAY
You're a cheeky lil' cunt.

kevinandthebikes.bandcamp.com/album/dorkcore-101
based kevin

At least it was Sarah and not Jimmy. I think the punishment fits.

Unironically, what the fuck was his parents' problem? Why did they make their son live in the basement and then let him bathe in gravy and shit?

How did Sarah and Jimmy get to and from Eds room a few minutes later in the episode? They got there no problem but its never explained how.

The mom at least clearly favored Sarah, so it stands to reason they were disturbingly hard on Ed.

Mom is a bitch and dad doesn't want to be involved because his marriage is broken and he regrets so many of his decisions that lead up to where he is now.

just a single image of r34 with the ed boys having their deformed cocks out at Naz.

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Oh, never mind.
If it was the Kankers, I would have cared.

Ed's mom favoured Sarah and Ed's dad just didn't care at all unless it was to dole out some punishment.

The mom preferred Sarah and the dad just didn't give a shit at all
>And Dad will just sit there and watch TV!

thank you user. album of the year

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>Ed lived in a filthy pigsty of a basement, had literally no concept of personal hygiene and had a family who treated him like shit
>Edd's parents were always out of the house and usually only communicated with him via sticky notes, Edd himself was extremely neurotic and clearly had some form of OCD
>Eddy was abused so badly by his brother for years that he genuinely thought that acting like a greedy asswipe was the only way to make friends
>Jonny was an unstable loner who hung out with a piece of wood
>Jimmy was an spoiled effeminate sissy with a father who forced him to play sports
>Sarah was a bossy little turbo cunt who frequently blackmailed her brother and beat the shit out of him and his friends
>The Kankers were half-siblings; all three of their dads were deadbeats
Kevin, Nazz, and to a lesser extent Rolf were the only "normal" characters in this fucking show

They are villains fighting the KND

The window was open

Rolf got locked in a cupboard if he didn't finish his chores every day.

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kevin sleeps with his bike and has a sexual obsession with it.
that ranks up there with talking to a piece of wood

In that case, that just leaves Nazz, and her only problem is that she's boring

>mfw
Now remember Sarah can be JUST AS STRONG as Ed sometimes

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Nazz lost all her excess weight by getting into extreme sports.

Under. Under Sarah's frail body. You really think this was his idea?

She also has a canonical, confirmed last name, unlike literally all the other characters that aren't the Kankers

not when he has a pebble in his shoe

Have you seen Sarah with a pebble in her shoe?

They removed the episode from circulation, but man I was really into gore back then I guess

They came in from outside his bedroom, they didnt enter through the window.

Shit, I believe this now.

It's easier to drop down than climb up.

That old trick isn’t gonna work on me.

That's disturbing...

JONNY GET OUT OF THERE!

>Jonny didn’t know it yet, but that birdhouse was filled with bees...

AOTY

why? YEEHAH
youtu.be/gLBESsEwr2M?t=11

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Ed was basically that retarded kid that parents wished they never had.

You motherfucker, I was just about to post that. It's probably the best EEnE-themed lo-fi indie rock album of all time, for anyone who's wondering. "Kevin Has Diarrhea" is a classic for the ages.
youtu.be/OVzEkFSnP2o

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>It's probably the best EEnE-themed lo-fi indie rock album of all time
I mean
You're probably not wrong.

Ed's situation is basically a light-hearted way at looking at neglectful parents that try to isolate the kid they don't like. All three of the Eds have kind of shitty home lives in different ways; Ed's family is harsh and neglectful, Edd's is overbearing but largely absent, and Eddy's is abusive. It's part of what they have in common.

I would love to have a whole basement to myself

laughed harder than was necessary, thanks user

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Sarah is constantly bitchy and pissed and thus not that terrifying when mad. A sweet lunk like Ed getting mad is terrifying because when you get underneath that well of patience and kindness there lies an ocean of rage and destruction. Also keep in mind that non pissed off Lothar Ed bodied Sarah. He could probably thrash the entire cul de sac if you really get him going.

Taking the stairs away aside. Having a basement bedroom is pretty nice if it actually has finished flooring and walls designed to be a living space, and isn't just a concrete pit.

Way more space for yourself and friends than you'd have in a regular bedroom.

If you want to challenge that claim, than you'd better pick up a guitar and learn how to write lyrics while you're still young. You have a whole lifetime to make an EEnE concept album that will have the anthem of a generation on its tracklist.

Also, your Weezer cover had better be up to snuff, as people's expectations will be high after hearing this:
youtube.com/watch?v=f5kO_3-hn3k

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>why?
see

People are used to Sarah's anger and contempt. It's like background radiation and the kids know what to expect when she gets pissed off (and perhaps how to mitigate the damage). Ed's rage is apocalyptic, plus he so rarely cuts loose that no one is used to dealing with him when he's angry.

Just another Edd thread on Yea Forums.

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fuck yes thank you

>Implying that's not hot as fuck.
Nazz's personality differs depending on who's writing her. The only sort of interesting one is the goodhearted skater chick who doesn't fully realize the effect she has on the boys around her. Can get along with almost anyone but isn't above roughhousing or slapstick.
>That time Sarah asked her where babies come from and her face turned bright red as she giggled uncontrollably, relying on Kevin to come up with a lie.

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>don't touch yourself

thread needs some Kankers

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my god they look disgusting and arousing at the same time, is perfect

WHERE DID ALL THE LOVE GO YEAH ED BOY WHERE DID ALL THE ENDS GO YEAH ED BOY LEFT IN THE BENZO YEAH AND ALL THE THINGS WE DONT OWN YEAH

I'd still pound Marie into the bed and doom myself to sticking with her by getting her pregnant.

>implying she wouldn't get you pregnant first

It's true. We hype up how shitty his parents are to him, but the most likely situation is Ed's happy to have his own lair and his family just gave him the basement so they wouldn't have to share a bathroom with him.

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yeah it definitely illustrates why trailer trash can be great

>I'd still pound Marie into the bed and doom myself to sticking with her by getting her pregnant.
with the looks those three are making it's definitely the kind of situation where one would be getting all three of them pregnant

Holy fuck this is some next level shit

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KND and EEnE canonically share the same universe, so I can't say you're wrong.

bumping with more Kankers

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youtube.com/watch?v=MWhNZP9zkC0
LIAR

Marie Kanker is God tier waifu
Change my mind.

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>Change my mind
Why would I lie to you?
THAT'S your reason for calling his bullshit?

that fuckin face gets me every time.

I'd believe it.

>101 songs

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>Remembers that episode where he technically DID trash the entire Cul de Sac in one of his autistic roleplaying fantasy as a monster and probably worse if he didn't get intervened by his bitchy sister
The second she figures out she could keep a rampaging child with autist strength is the day we bow to our new overlord

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>101 songs
>101
>ONE
>HUNDRED
>AND
>ONE (1)

Jesus Christ, has anyone listened to all this shit?

What was it?

Goddamn Marie is one of those few animated girls you can admit you find hot to any normie guy and they'll always agree