Fuck "who would you choose", who would choose YOU?

Fuck "who would you choose", who would choose YOU?

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I feel like Blossom would like me the best, because I like to read and I write poetry. Bubbles would get bored with me and Buttercup would think I'm a dweeb.

Bubbles is probably the only one who would choose someone who's on Yea Forums because she's dumb and doesn't have as high standards as her sisters

None.

Buttercup because we're both huge bitches

probably buttercup because i'm moody and not trying to impress anyone.

I've seen the porn parody; they're all open to sharing.

They’re five. Why would they want to hang around a boring adult with no powers who spends all their time on the internet?

kek

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I think I'd have a shot with Bubbles and Blossom. I'm not cool enough for Buttercup, and I'd rather just be her friend anyway.

Probably none, but buttercup would be the most likely.

Red
Green
Blue

Easy Charmander every time!

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>charmander

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I would like to think buttercup, but realistically it's probably bubbles.
Blossom would be the out of nowhere option,the kind where its more of a raw emotion thing rather than an actual reason.
Even more realistically probably none, but where's the fun in discussing that.

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How's that Stealth Rock tasting, KFC?

As I am, with my current "routine"? I doubt any of them would stick around.

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There's a reason why "who would you choose" is more popular than "who would choose you"

Choose me for what? Honestly, Buttercup.

She's not dumb, she's pure. Remember when she defeated godzilla when her two sisters couldn't?

Bubbles because I'm a huge ass goof in my sphere of friends.

maybe blossom if i can convice her that im some sort of development project,but im sure she would drive me insane with time

Ya know, based on the relative size of that miniature guillotine, gravity wouldn't be enough to do more than maybe pierce the skin. I'm not usually compelled to nitpick shit like this, but I can't help but think of it when looking at this image.

is made of special superdense heavy material

They're all interesting girls and I'd be happy to get to know any of them, but probably Blossom.
I'm too mean for Bubbles, but not cool enough for Buttercup. Maybe, just maybe, juvenile enough to appeal to Blossom's mischievous side.

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/k/ tell me, would that work?

I believe we're talking about aged up Powerpuff girls.

Probably Bubbles

I still think they should have had appearances in the cartoon.

Blossom all the way.

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You'd need a hell of a spring, and the full clip would be heavy af, but yeah, it could work.

>who would choose YOU?
None of them is desperate enough

You win the thread.

What am I looking at here and why do I want them to beat me up

probably buttercup because i have tattoos and the alternative look, plus kind of a grumpy attitude that she'd perceive as cool

the one i want is blossom but she wouldn't have me :(

Buttercup but she would also think I'm lame

Blossom is an uptight nerd so flustering her and tricking her into bed would be hot.

Buttercup is likely wouldn't give anyone the time of day, romantically

Bubbles would be an easy lay since she's so naive and pure

Nobody of course. No (in)sane female would pick me.