Wtf Brolin

>washing avengers cum off

lmaooooooooo I love that brolin got called out for that hash, probably looked at it and laughed and was like "fuck it"

wheres the fucking dick

I think it was "avenger scum off"

canon, he cut it off so he wouldn't produce any offspring to reserve resources

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would fuck

Artist is yolco.

underrated

now Thanos is just baiting Ant-Man

I always wonder what him and the other more alien characters smell like. Drax is more charcoal-like. Mantis is probably icky, Nebula never changes her clothes and probably stinks

Commando easily. If you were about to become nigh omnipotent, freeing yourself from the shackles of reality, you'd want your balls to be free too.

youtube.com/watch?v=q22gD_CHwNI

Imagine if this was used as the ending.

He looks like a ripped mudokon.

I imagine all the guardians smell like shit. They are always busy, and I'm convinced Star Lord has his goatee laser'd that way because he thought it was badass.

Asgardians probably smell nice all the time.

It was an interesting thought I had during the movie. Also, are the MCU Titans purple giants like him or would they stick with the space humans thing?

I think we'll get this with the Eternals. I was hoping for some kind of exploration of his father (named Eros in the MCU for whatever fucking reason). You can kind of see people in the background when he's showing Strange Titan with the reality stone, they looked like a peach/white color. I'm also convinced they'll go with the Thanos momma killing storyline and that he was actually the one who destroyed Titan after they called him crazy for his plan.

haha he aint got no dick haha

Josh Brolin seems cool as hell.

Obligatory post
youtu.be/8OtPTRuHFUE

lol wtf. Is that real? Who the hell is saying that to him?

Its a retractable dick.

Some random girl who was taking a video of him i guess. I saw that one on instagram months ago, its a classic for me

Dude looks like that knockoff hulk movie.

damn. That's kinda fucked up. I thought maybe it was his wife or girlfriend. He seems to have a top tier sense of humor. He handled that well.

His father is still A’lars, it sounded like Eros with skulls German accent

jej

Robots can't stink.

She's not a robot. She's just been operated on and modified by Thanos.

kek

Holy fucking shit. Now that you said it I watched the clip and you're right. Thanks user. I was weirdly mad when I thought they changed it to his brothers name.

Gamora is also cybernetic, but nobody ever talks about that.

She's a cyborg, and what we've seen in the movies, all her body was replaced by mechanical parts, only her brain remains organic.

got snapped himself

Real answer: straight male designers are scared of drawing dicks, so it's always a mound. Liefeld gets shit for his terrible feet but you should look at the way he draws crotches, it's always some weird smooth mound that doesn't really correspond with a natural shape.

yeah but Liefeld also spent way more time detailing that crotch mound, it's really fucking weird, his crotches usually had more detail than the rest of the body

Its his wife

Cloaca

Rob has been known as a closet case for decades, dude.

THE DICK WHERE IS IT?

*SLAP*

>I was hoping for some kind of exploration of his father (named Eros in the MCU for whatever fucking reason)

that made me raise an eyebrow and say wtf, my brother asked me why and I explained him that in the 616U Eros is his brother

This user cleared it up. Apparently it was just red skulls accent. I went back and watched it and he says the original name.

looks like a NTR muscleman

>named Eros in the MCU for whatever fucking reason)

It's from Freudian psychology, Eros and Thanatos, the drive to life and the drive to death

epochemagazine.org/eros-and-thanatos-freuds-two-fundamental-drives-50a82a11a389

He looks like the Amazing Bulk from this angle.

thanos is actually female
his pecs are breasts of a titan woman who hasn't had children yet, like every other animal besides human who doesn't have tits until after it gives birth

when he snapped, he said it cost him everything....

Req dick edit

>the final bosss of the MCU is a big gay grapefruit

kek

Lol I actually know who did this. I fapped to his bara porn multiple times.

You do realize that stating things like these without providing a source or a name is frankly distressing? Are we supposed to take your word for it?
In other words, where's the bara?

Someone already mentioned him. It's Yolco.

twitter.com/Yolco3

You can also get his Pateron stuff on yiff but it's outdated and the oldest posts are broken.

robots can def stank

>Literal alien
>Just another bald fuck with random wrinkles here and there

y tho

Oh I didn't see it, thank you though!

You don't need pants for the victory dance, because Thanos better than Tony!

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Technically, Eternals are a cosmic-infused offshoot of Earth primates, so he should definitely look as similar to humans as possible. On top of that he has the Deviant syndrome, which caused him to be purple, more resilient and wrinkled as he is... So it all adds up.

No wonder he adopts children

How many of you fuckers fap to this?

I'm not a footfag but damn...

>Avengerscum

Zeus works for the US government?

Not sure how nany, but I sure did

Yeah, it's even in the subtitles for the deaf. They put it as Alars tho, no '.

Just post that pic. You know what im talking about. That one.

is that
>washing avenger scum off
or
>washing avengers cum off

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Not exactly difficult to figure out which one you meant.

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Wow, another example of human women being fucked over by nature

Purple is beautiful in every shape an form.

Reminder that Thanos stole a little girl's bike

is he Natty?

This is a very unusual erection.

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Is Brolin trolling the audience

Requesting Ultron "oh baby" reaction

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>those lips
AAAAA