How is Crush not the best new girl since Emiko Queen?

Well she's also a lesbian for a GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMILF in a loli body.

Going to take a stab at why.

Maybe because she knows she's trash, and seeing her parents try try and try again but not just giving up. Knowing that yes they aren't the best but knowing that deep down they truly loved her.

I think that's it. She's the sort that will take a serious ass-kicking, and still get back up cause her friends need her.

Not even going to say pandering. This was made literally after the design we're released

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How is it pandering? Crush is openly flirtatious with D'jinn.

>How is it pandering
Pandering in the sense of giving the Titans a gay character for the sake of a gay character like bunker. Which she is not

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I mean, her sexuality is pretty clearly an extension of her character and her personality. I don't get the sense that anything's forced with her, she's really well written.

Yeah okay. Good points

what’s the deal with the chain?
is it like a pet?

Damn straight. And besides, D'jinn needs to back off, cause Damian and Emiko are OTP. It just so happens that D'jinn and Crush make for a cute couple too.

Sentient chain of unknown origin. Seems to work like (a much less violent version of) Spawn's chain.

she's boring and has no identity of her own

she's so lewd

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How do you figure?

Beside she and Lobo are there any other czarnians?
Are Czarnian a culture of bikers or is that just Lobo?

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There is an old teacher of 'bo's that survived the destruction, but he fragged her awhile ago.

They weren't good people but they were amazing parents and loved her and were trying to escape they're previous life. That makes them better parents considering they're shift from being drug pushers and thieves to a loving family.

Not to mention that they chose her, when death was right in front of them. They didn't even hesitate. Gave her a really pretty name, too, even if she never uses it.

Man, their base is a mess of hormones. Roundhouse likes Crush, Crush likes D'jinn, D'jinn and Damian like each other (but that might just be magic), and Emiko likes Damian. A whole lot of feelings are gonna be hurt in the near future.

The only solution is a group sex orgy.

Mr. King, I know that you're a well respected author and that you've written some enduring classics, but not every story needs a teenage orgy in it.

Neither was Bunker, or Jackson for the matter.

D'jinn obviously has a thing for Damian but is also into Crush the real question is when are they going to spitroast her?

I would suggest a triad, but Damian is way too insecure for that shit, and there's no way Crush would touch him.

I want her to bully me!

is this an actual daughter? or another one of lobos blood clones?

Don't know yet! Dad's showing up in June, though, so we have that to look forward to.

>/u/shit
no thanks

Crush was actually raised right, even if her adopted parents were druggies.

Oh and I guess Roundhouse seems to basically have a normal life I guess.

Bunker was literally the only redeeming aspect of that run though.

I have no idea where that guy's coming from. I didn't even read that run, and I know that Bunker was pretty well liked and regarded as you point out.

He's pretty much the only thing from that run that's still acknowledged post Rebirth, with him appearing in Outlaws now.

You mean like the real Lobo?

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Currently shrank and in deep holding on Brainiac's ship.

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We don't talk about that.

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Oh nice. I was worried he’d be forgotten along with all the rest of the good from nu52.

>The outlaws already set the president for super threeway
>Now they are trying to make way for super poly-ship
Truly the titans are the most deviant super group.

I think all the Lobo 'spawn' are whats left, which of them are still cannon I have no idea.

Fuck you its the perfect progression of Lobo as a concept: a hyperbolic parody of the pop characters of his time
Having the hypermasculine, blood and swearing biker running into the twinkish, dark and brooding, pretty boy is great.

It's not bad as A Lobo its bad that they tried to push he was THE Lobo and the Main Man was just a defect.

There's a few years between Crush and her crush right? Body wise it is negligible in their age range or maybe a little taboo worth discussing, but then giving her the old "she's actually eldritch so it's totes good" seems like companies are trying too hard to get interest be controversial and skirt the issue all at once, or some shit nobody is even buying anyway
Do we actually care about ancient characters

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Because she's chained(ha) to a shitty team

>having crackheads as parents
>not normal
Look at mister high and mighty here. What fancy upstate suburb you been livin in, your highness.

I have a gay Mexican friend who thought Bunker was a bit of BS. He grew up in a small American town and found Bunker growing up openly gay in a Catholic Mexican town seemed to be too much of a fantasy even for cape books.

I bet if she was stacked bombshell like Panda Yea Forums would be all over her

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When you say openly do you mean getting to fuck, because gay Mexicans are kinda hard to hide

If they are so hard to hide, how come so many are crossing our borders to unplug our braindead ladies?