Implying that most girls wouldn't want cute dummy bf that is /fit/ and has sense of humor like Johny

>implying that most girls wouldn't want cute dummy bf that is /fit/ and has sense of humor like Johny
Is that the joke Yea Forums? Why is he so perfect?

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god i wanna fuck johnny bravo

He's a bit obsessive. I don't really find that super attractive

Why not?

Didn't the show's creator say that the show only follows his failures because it wouldn't be funny otherwise? That implies that Johnny does see success with women, we just don't see it.
Unless I'm totally remembering that wrong.

He did have success with women. The Valentine's Day episode an example with that. The problem is that she's a secret agent and she can't be with Johnny forever.

Having an obsessive lover is great. Not so much when the obsessiveness makes you a creepy retard

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The real joke is that such a vain, vapid, and shallow manchild character would actually considered an above-par man in modern society. That really shows how much our culture has degenerated.

>Cares enough about himself and his partner to focus on naturally enhancing his physical strength and appearance
>Vain
If caring about your health is vanity our culture truly has degenerated.
>But he constantly refers to the fact that he's attractive
Because he is, and he worked really damn hard for it. Is he a little narcissistic? Yeah, but most people who are gorgeous are a bit full of themselves and people still drool buckets over them.

I just realized johnny bravo is italian

That's the entire joke. He's muscular, attractive and has the Elvis ring to him but this only causes him to want girls to punch him the fuck out without knowing anything about him. You'd expect him to be insanely successful and this shock provides the humor
Or as modern shit likes to say "subverts your expectations"

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Are you a teenage girl?

Well we are on Yea Forums

Are you? Who cares if he's Italian?

Anybody got any crossover ships with Johnny?

Well, maybe there are girls (and if /y/ is right, guys too) who would like a guy like Johnny, I guess. She just has to deal with the fact that Johnny will love himself more than her, Velma.

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There's this I guess. It was from the blessed image thread.

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Johnny cares about two things: being pretty and scoring. He's not much better than Beavis or Butthead, he just looks better. He is comically shallow.

Had this come out today, it would be called a SJW femminist show and Johnny would be labelled as a cuck and a beta.
Oh and Suzy would be hated even more.

he would also be considered cal-arts.

[citation needed]

BULLSHIT
He also cares about his mama

Is he the reason Pajeets act the way they do towards women on the internet?

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Say what you will about Johnny, but when a girl turns him down, he typically accepts it.

Same.

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I was glad about Johnny Bravo getting that movie but, still, why Bollywood? It's just so out of nowhere and, if I'm not wrong, the movie came out yeeears after the show ended long ago which makes me wonder... for what purpose?!

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Johnny Bravo is popular in India.

it sort of is an isn't the joke. i will always think of it as a feminist show because any time he harassed a woman, something bad would happen to him. the lesson being don't harass women when it's obvious they're not interested.

girls don't know what they want, and the ones that do pre-emptively know that they're attracted to assholes, but it also becomes a self deception inception when they're attracted to a good guy but then make sure not to go for him because they've tricked themselves in to thinking that he must be an asshole, so then they go for an actual asshole anyway

Wandering what is johny doing in his dimension right now...
Do you think he grew up?
Maybe he opened his own gym?
Or maybe he is dealing with depression?
It would be fun seeing show about Johny with some genuine character development.

He calls his mom mama
Bravo is an Italian surname

Supposedly it did huge numbers in India after the show ended in the US.

do you?

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Gold

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One of the first episodes already made very clear that Johnny is not a virgin.