Haha

Haha

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But... wouldn't that just mean that Bruce Wayne would start to wear glasses?

Superman is really Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne is really Batman.

>Superman is really Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne is really Batman.

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Wouldn't Bruce wear a business suit over his usual getup? Atleast Barry and I keep the suits in rings!

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heh

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But he doesn't have a mom! that's the whole point in Batman's anger!!

FUCK OFF!! THERE'S NO ANGER!! BATMAN IS NOT AN INSANE, ANGRY LUNATIC. THIS RE-IMAIGINING OF THE CHARACTER SUCKS BALLS.

Nigga everytime he has a mom in an AU he becomes a useless pussy

Batman is not an insane angry lunatic!!

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Quick, find all the comics with Batman jokes that don't make sense to what we know about Batman, and pretend they're all the same Batman. Let's see what kind of composite Batman we can come up with.

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Spoiler that shit user.

>I literally know nothing about comics, the image
Fuck, I know nothing about comics personally and even I know that shit's not true. Fucking pop culture mongoloids talking shit about things they know nothing about.

>Massive Pwnage
oh wow that's an original name if I ever saw one

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Look at that everybody,he thinks Bruce Wayne is Batman.
lol

must be a comic in the dc universe somewhere

Flash gets epicly owned by massive pwnage?

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Remember that Alex Ross story where Flash literally synthesizes a cure for an alien virus in a split second? Being able to do anything and everything many times faster than any other human makes him one of the most brokenly powerful characters ever.

My preferred Flash is the one who's not even faster than Superman and 100% redundant as a superhero. Making him way faster than Superman just seemed like a sad attempt to justify his existence. It's more realistic to have a guy who's better than everyone at most everything. The idea everyone has a special talent they're the best at that makes them valuable is forced just-world bullshit.

damn bizarro comics, those take me back. these used to feel so edgy and button pushing but now they just feel stale and tame.

complete madness