Im putting together a team Yea Forums. We have to stop the Sonic Movie before its shitty autism creates a tard singularity! Are you in?
Legion of doom unite!
Kayden Foster
Jackson Lee
Nigga, I'm just going underground and hiding with my waifu till this blows over. Fuck this shit.
Matthew Jones
Sounds more like a Yea Forums problem to me
Owen James
Yea Forums refused the call. Its up to us. Are you in?
Cameron Gray
I'm in
Ryan Johnson
I'm in but only if we kill Billy Batson afterwards.
Heh heh heh, fellow scientists.
Cooper Myers
Grundy want pants!
And yes Grundy in...
Joshua Peterson
I'm in
Grayson Murphy
COBRA will provide troops, funding, and other resources to help the cause. There's no profit for us in the End of the World, it's bad for business.
Bentley Allen
No
Ayden Butler
If 5 then sonic autists take over and BBC fucks all of our women
Hunter Wilson
>BBC
Those fucking British cunts.
Ayden Jenkins
UNGA Carol in for big Sonic beatdown
Gavin Allen
Excellent! Our intel shows us that this is a plot by the most autistic people in the world, Chris-Chan, Barneyfag, Boco, and the furry community to turn us all into gibbering tards to make themselves look better! To this end they have recruited, off the books, Bay, Boll, and That Twist Guy to screenwrite and direct. An unholy union. We need to take them out.
Alexander White
Only if I get to be "President of Calenders"
Jose Nelson
I should be hiding with my waifu, but fuck it I'm in. We go for Boco first, since he's here on Yea Forums.
Eli Howard
Intel states he sold us out so when all become tards he gets a Morrigan wife.
Michael Evans
I mean sonic family or not we should go after Boco since the guys a pedophile anyways
Hudson Ross
Fucking little shit, can't get his waifu the old fashion way and has to sell us out for her. We can capture her, and hold her hostage till he comes. Bait him out, and then we can deal with him and her in one swoop.
Aiden Lopez
But how?...
We need...him. Hanson.
Noah Garcia
I’m in.
Christopher Morgan
You called?
Liam Cox
Nah, Sonic isnt good anymore, mate
Jayden Campbell
Good. We need to you go after the greatest predator you've every gone after. We need you to bait out Boco into the open.
Blake Nelson
My services dont come cheap. This may cost me my life.
Kayden Ortiz
it pleases doom, that you all worship him. But why bother with a stupid hedgehog movie that will flop anyway. Instead we should focus on getting rid of that inferior loser richards!
Austin Richardson
Doom...we... we didnt want to tell you this. But damnit you need to know. The true identity of Boco is...
[/spoiler] Reed Richards
Logan Wilson
What do you want, and what do you need. The cheque is blank and all the resources are yours.
Gavin Price
I need 50 bucks, some cup ramen, and a copy of Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness.
I will also need a team:
Rusty "Dale" Shackleford master investigator and exterminator, Wolf "Sekiro" shinobi master of stealth and master or swordplay, and the Jungle Fury Red Ranger. For obvious reasons.
Easton Rogers
Doom shall lead you all on this crusade to destroy the fantastic 4 once and for all! the hedgehog will be part of casualties
Kevin Bailey
mooney is no problem for me either
Justin Cook
Then you'll have it.
Eli Bailey
I say we do it by complaining about Doom, Namor and Mar-Vell every day and getting kicked off every forum since the days of UseNet!
Nathaniel Bell
Someone call for an exterminator?