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Joseph Howard
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Bentley Wilson
Only one waifu fits my specifications and she's perfect in every way
Camden Long
Wonder bread guy?
Austin Stewart
monogamy is western nonsense that they use now to sell valentine cards
Asher Bailey
Why am I still up?
Eli Flores
Who's the Wayside girl that isn't rollerskates girl or Dana?
Christopher Phillips
BOW TO YOUR PRETTY PERFECT PRINCESS
BOW TO HER RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR YOU WILL NOT GET ANY CAKE!
Meteora did nothing wrong St Olga is the best academy to let proper princess ettiquette
Isaac Foster
>based ryuuko
it's sharie
Nicholas Martinez
idk who she is but she seems cute
Cameron Jackson
Logan Cruz
Her name is Eliza she is a Tea Timer
Her father is the governor and he plans on tearing down all that disgusting space wasting nature to build an enormous mall and amusement park for his little girl and her friends to play in AND ALL THE OTHER POOR PEOPLE ARE NOT INVITED
Bentley Lewis
very based picks, user
Nolan Kelly
Ryder Morris
I like them maximum cute
Brayden Morgan
>What Hogwarts house would she be sorted into?
>What Lantern Corps fits her best?
>What would she see if ensared by a Black Mercy plant?
>In the Avatar setting, what element would she master?
>She gets one wish from a genie, how does she use it? Spontaneous or over-thinking the exact wording of the wish?
Camden Richardson
aww thanks user
Jaxson Turner
Gryffindor
Trigger Scent Red
Her Mother Alive
Air
#25 with Chicken
Easton Cook
Brody Brown
Based Tootie.
Austin Wilson
Rei > Asuka
stupid user
Chase Diaz
I'm not a fan of other peoples dolls.
Nicholas King
>"B-but Rei doesn't have emotions! Sh-she's just a doll!"
Samuel Edwards
They're both awful
Oliver Kelly
>emotions
Dolls can have emotions. They are however 100% artificial and not their own.
Ryder Ortiz
Which ones apply to you?
Julian Ward
which is exactly why she rebels against gendo and sides with shinji, right?
Ryder Jenkins
Kevin Mitchell
Literally what Shinjis mother did.
Lucas Watson
On that list? Just Tenchi Muyo. Though I'm not sure if I'd even call that girly.
Now if The Secret World of Alex Mack were on there, definitely that. Maybe Clarissa Explains It All as well. And Small Wonder.
Christian Sanders
Justin Morgan
lol no she fucking died doing what gendo wanted/ordered her to do
Christopher Morgan
>what gendo wanted
No, Gendo did was she wanted, she was the one a part of the organization, not him. Make sense a Rei fag doesn't even know the lore.
Isaiah Kelly
>Gendo wasn't a part of NERV
the level of mental gymnastics asukafags use is beyond belief.
Eli Adams
I'm a sucker for the classics.
Nathaniel Stewart
BASED
Samuel Richardson
This sentence tells me all I need to know.
Joshua Martin
You have god tier taste user.
She haunts my dreams
Jason Morales
>Alex Mac
You're from the old guard user
Parker Allen
>he doesn't have a spreadsheet with his waifu rankings
>ranking tits, ass, etc for a total score
>easy way to find your true waifu
Step up.
Thomas Hughes
They are all my true waifu. Read
Angel Scott
Colton Adams
Joshua Powell
I love Lydia too much
Brody Walker
Slythrien
Either Red or Orange
Being the ruler of the world with a loving family beside her
Literally the princess of Fire Nation
World domination
Kayden James
Brandon Cook
Mods. Why we allow these stealth dap threads?
Julian Gonzalez
waifu threads aren't against the rules dumbass
Nicholas Rivera
>Waifu threads
>Against the rules
Read the rules again, newfag.
Ryder Wood
>Gryffindor
>Green
>Probably a world where her parents are more relaxed or a fantasy like world
>Water
>Unironically, I think world piece. Over-thinking
Jonathan Garcia
Kayden Cruz
>1. Images and discussion should pertain to media of Western origin.
They are for the most part. The mods allow the odd non-western one to slide by. Lots of cross pollination with Yea Forums, sadly
You didn't need to copy the second rule, and if you don't like waifu threads then stop bitching about them and find a way to be a mod.
Juan Hall
sorry, i thought you were saying they WERE against the rules. i'm the other guy.
Landon Williams
That's ok, user. No harm no foul. Could never get rid of Waifu threads, they're tradition that should never end.
Now, question for everyone. Would your waifu be a bridezilla? Yes, she would. Oh dear god, I'd be terrified.
Logan Jackson
This. I respect this. A man who loves his waifu, not like a bunch of you flip flopping pricks.
Benjamin Morgan
Joseph Young
I'm surprised a thread like this even exists. Given that I thought this kind of board would approve of MK11's direction of female characters.
Easton Powell
>Air
To represent her pursuit of freedom? Good idea. Her being a red lantern seems to fit. I'd like to say green, but rage probably fits her better.
Azula is peak yellow lantern material imo.
Anyway, I updated and expanded the rollchart. We still need a mascot to take the place of the redhaired imp currently serving as a placeholder.
Connor Jones
>Azula is peak yellow lantern material imo
Your right. I don't know what was going through my head, that I forget about the Yellow lanterns.
Robert Price
Late but you've got some gr8 taste.
Now r8 me
Landon Harris
>Why would Azula like me
Because I would support her no matter what, and always have her back through the thick and thin.
Too bubbly for me/10
Connor Peterson
>Get in here
Nah, I'll just end this thread for you OP.
Elijah Scott
Tyler Gomez
I love this Celtic cutie.
Jonathan Johnson
>chained up her whole childhood
Wouldn't she be so much fun to be with
Elijah Richardson
HEY LEE, GET IN HERE! WE GOT ONE!
Matthew Adams
Asher Adams
timezone bump
Jace Russell
>Small Wonder
Seriously?
Robert Garcia
>a bridezilla
A what?
Austin Barnes
A woman who becomes a massive, psychotic bitch if EVERY. SINGLE. PART. of her wedding isn't absolutely perfect.
Ryder Thomas
Jaxson Wood
Gryffindor
Green Lantern, maybe Blue
She's part of a happy, loving family that she totally knows about
I want to say Earth but she's brown so probably Water
She'd think about what she'd wish for... for about five minutes
TS, KP, SM, Xena, AmiYumi, Buffy and I sometimes caught the Sabrina cartoon (live-action was better... until she went to college)
>not including her personality
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Literally no idea who anyone on the bottom row is, but damn good chart regardless
Isaac Parker
Carson Carter
rise
John Wilson
Alright, let's start this thing.
Cameron Wood
Rollan.
Ian Baker
>What costume would they wear for Halloween?
Either pic related or something archery related like a Hawkeye or Green Arrow costume.
Gavin Barnes
>What job could Tomoko-chan hold irl?
Not counting the job she already has? I dunno, probably an office job? Circus strongwoman? Fetish porn star?
>Draw Pantha!
Okay!
Owen Lopez
>Which Lantern Corps would want Twintelle?
Probably Green
>Why do you like Asuka-chan?
Gee, why on earth would I be attracted to the sassy, cute, sexy badass with a style that's all her own? You know, the woman who has brought a genuine breath of fresh air into the WWE?
Real mystery for the ages there...
Aaron Ramirez
Samuel Torres
It's a start.
Jack Rivera
>Why do you like Volcana?
She's a sweet and kind young lady who just got into a bad situation and only realised it too late.
>What does Milly do in her spare time?
Write the Milly Monthly
Benjamin Flores
>Connie
Good tastes
Jeremiah Ramirez
Hudson Thompson
Isaac Rivera
Obligatory LR post
Jaxson Bailey
>You and Volcana: what would your kids be like?
I think they'd be okay. I'd be wary of them getting into fights at school or Titania getting involved in raising the kids, in case she got Titania back into the supervillainy game, but me and Marsha would do our best. Odds are me and the kids would get killed off to raise the stakes for some shitty event, but that's just how it goes.
>/millycore/?
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Colton Scott
yep. i'm gonna have to say good taste on this one. Although I am a bit puzzled as to why you just went with PP's cutie mark and not her actual pic
Nathan Murphy
Rolling
Gavin Long
>Kamala
Nervous ass Frogurt date, also probably gonna have to keep a low profile given the fact she’s not 18 yet.
Aaron Gonzalez
Hmmm, yeah, she’s pretty tough, as for Jedi color, I wanna say blue, yeah, going with blue.
William Sullivan
Blue does seem like the most appropiate colour for her, but it's not always clear/immediately obvious.
You wish you had been born in late 15th century Spain.
Rolling as well.
Nathaniel Green
>Christmas present for Twintelle?
Tough one... she's a movie star and is super classy, so presumably she has a bunch of nice things already. Probably something of sentimental value e.g. something that reminds her of how we met, a donation in her name to a charity she'll appreciate
>What does Asuka-chan do in her free time?
I dunno, probably WWE stuff... although given that she's off the card for no fucking reason, I guess right now she's just going to the gym and feeling homesick
Nolan Myers
Adrian Richardson
Rollin'
Jacob Moore
>Who I got
Anna
>Describe he qualities that make you like her
Well I just love her looks and personality. She looks close to the type of girl I'd like in real life. Redhead and freckles just gives me a boner thinking about it. Also her personality. Bubbly, singer, optimistic and spunky are all great traits in a girl. I also felt more attached to her due to how everyone seems so focused on Elsa and just ignores Anna. Seriously, she is super underrated and needs more love.
Nicholas Martin
>Supergirl's comics
Her new52 series is quite good, especially the arc where she becomes a rage-filled Red Lantern, but still one of the good guys. It's a refreshing take on a character whose personality was mostly set in stone since she was created. The Rebirth stuff started out bad because of attempted synergy with the CW show (which I dislike for a lot of reasons) but it got good when she went on a big space adventure. Her series from before the new52 is ok, but it ties in heavily to stuff that got retconned with Flashpoint. Supergirl: Being Super is also decent, and has some very good art.
Leo Hall
>its the bread guy
>he's still here
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
Noah Stewart
literally only one of these isn't underage, and she's a goddanm animal.
John Sanchez
Noah Jackson
>You've been kidnapped by a villain from the Big Hero 6 TV show! Is Cass a bad enough dudette to rescue you?
Not really, but I presume there'll be enough plot contrivances that she'll get most of the work done before Hiro swoops in to save everyone's respective asses.
>Twintelle's favorite position?
69 with her standing up, holding me upside down with her ARMS
Noah Martinez
>Milly breathes in some fear gas! What is freaking her out?
Wolfwood's corpse mocking her, or Meryl being a massive bitch to her. Probably both.
>How do you celebrate Zarya's birthday?
Unless her team mates want to throw her a surprise party, or even the regular kind, I'll probably just ask her what she wants to do. It's her birthday, after all.
Aaron Howard
I oughta take another look at this I keep saying that but I have a serious case of procrastitits
Cameron Martin
>Slytherclaw
>Red Lantern
>pass
>Metalbending
>His freedom from the Hood's control
Jack Ross
pls give template
Jaxson Williams
only Phoebe, Roll and Toadette really have my approval.
Christopher Smith
Y'know what, I don't have a PNG. Let me fix that first.
William Butler
Samuel Murphy
t. never been in love
Love is a wholly indescribable mindset that, even if I was raised by aliens on a spacestation prbiting Ganymede, you would know upon feeling it. It hits you like a lightning bolt and is the greatest thing in the world. It's difficultly to ascertain and apparent ephemerality is percisely what makes it so desirable. Don't repress your feelings lad; the other half of your soul exists, it's simply inhabiting anothers' body
Tyler Anderson
Josiah Stewart
I am here, with the strongest empire Yea Forums has ever seen.
All are welcome in the Femdom Empire.
John Moore
>no Misty
Hot garbage
Hudson Johnson
Well, I started this last time we had this thread. Added a little more to it since then.
I'm wondering if there's an opinion on what point a chart becomes large enough to be too much to take it.
Lucas Clark
>Why would Volcana like you?
Well, I'm a step up from the NEET momma's boy she used to date.
>How does Milly smell?
I imagine she'll always try and smell nice, so probably a mid-price perfume mixed with desert sand.
Nathaniel Reed
The point where it's too much is only the point where it stops being fun for you. If it's not fun for you, then stop.
Justin Gonzalez
Anything greater than -1- waifu(s) is too much
Jonathan Robinson
bump
Parker Thompson
>when the characters look far cuter in promo art than in the actual show
Why do shows keep doing this shit?
Thomas Russell
>Pantha stepped into the matter transporter at the same time as *rolls d12* Milly! What does this sexy abomination look like?
Milly's a few inches shorter, less busty and a lot leaner in muscle, so the resultant sexbomb would be slightly shorter, smaller in the bust and more cut around the arms to even things out. Skin tone would be lighter, but Pantha's Mexican so that doesn't mean a huge amount. Personality-wise... again, things would be evened out - Pantha's headstrong and up for a fight, and Milly's just too darn sweet. I guess Pally would be a lot friendlier, but still quick to anger and would only use the bazooka if whoever pissed her off wasn't within easy reach.
Tyler Mitchell
a waifu for every taste
and also Lyna
Kayden Hughes
>Average day for Zarya?
When she's not fighting for Overwatch, she's lifting and watching TV/YouTube - cartoons, soap operas, intellectual documentaries, all the stuff you wouldn't expect her to love. She'd also keep trying to get into War & Peace, but she'd give up and find an audiobook on YouTube or Audible
>Why would Lily break up with you?
Aside from my many personal flaws, she'd probably misinterpret something I said and think she was the protagonist for some crappy shojo manga or something
>Okay, how about Tomoko-chan?
She'd probably want somebody buffer than me - it's pretty common with female bodybuilders. Either that or the strain of a long-distance relationship.
Lucas Bailey
When does she make time for Slav squatting and dancing to hardbass?
Samuel Perez
Chase Thomas
Christian Bailey
Josiah Martinez
Hey Asian is a taste
Joshua Miller
>What food does Volcana like?
She's got a sweet tooth - mostly pastries, but she says she'll cut down. In terms of actual meals she'll mostly got for Chinese or pizza. She probably knows most of the good takeout places in most of downtown Denver.
>Okay, how about meeting your folks? What happens there?
Yeah, this one will require laying quite a lot of groundwork on my part. They won't be thrilled about her being a former supervillainess (who recently got back into the game, thank you very much Charles Soule) but when they do all meet for the first time she'll eventually overcome that hurdle by being so darn sweet... right up until She-Hulk and Titania come barreling through, smacking each other around for some stupid reason.
Adam Thompson
Luis Brown
rate
Logan Gray
I do not approve of you having my daughteru on there.
Jordan Morris
>Oh shit, Felicia's found out about you and *rolls d12* Aiko! How fucked are you and Aiko?
Oh, both of us will go down in one hit. However, Felicia won't have it in her to deliver the killing blow, so what follows will be a very awkward but necessary discussion about why I led Felicia on, and how Aiko is fine with us being a polycule because it's not like she's into commitment anyway. Whether that actually happens I have no idea.
>Damn, that's some heavy shit... uh... where would you and Felicia go on a road trip?
I mean, her entire life is wandering the earth, so technically every day is a road trip. Assuming we've settled down, then probably a week in a quiet European town.
Luke Harris
Boco, I was touching myself to Parsujera porn and I thought of you.
Gavin Roberts
Who?
Ryan Lee
>Would Twintelle become yet another subject for creepy on-model Kaa fetish porn?
She'd consider the very idea of being hypnotised beneath her.
>What do you and Asuka-chan have in common?
We're both massive weirdos with a good sense of humour, who can throw ourselves into our work while still having fun along the way.
Jordan Ortiz
>What would Pantha wear for Halloween?
She wears a mask every day, and Day of the Dead isn't really about dressing up, outside of the traditional stuff. I think if she was in the States and was persuaded enough, I could help rig her up with a fairly elaborate costume where she's some giant monster, but that would take a lot of planning and probably even more convincing. If she's working back in Mexico during Dia de los Muertos, then she might swap out her mask for a skeletal tiger (if that isn't disrespectful to the tradition of lucha libre) and dress in the usual La Catrina stuff. That means she probably won't be wrestling per se, but if need be she can still clothesline a few rudos during some promos.
>What kind of food would Pantha like?
She seems like the kinda lady who would do one of those eating challenges you see in Man v. Food... probably not as a date, but just to see if she could. I would, of course, serve as color commentator for her "match"
Mason Collins
Pretty easy. Nail polish (nothing pricey), and a box of chocolates.
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>What does Pantha do in her spare time?
I'unno, lifting and practicing taking bumps?
Logan Smith
>Aiko seems pretty down. How do you cheer her up?
She responds better when you bring her out of her mood with asshole humor. If that doesn't work, then I'll need to actually talk it out with her, and THAT won't be fun because actually dealing with shit isn't how Aiko does things.
>Thoughts on Cass' original work?
Big Hero 6 is a damn good movie. It toes the line between focusing on the protagonist and giving the rest of the team enough focus, which is hard to do in a comic book team movie. The only movie I can think of that does that better is the first TMNT movie. I'm pretty sure Cass isn't in the original Marvel miniseries, but even if she was I'm sure she'd be completely different.
Jonathan Moore
I don't even know where to start
Jaxon Nelson
This will take some time.
I hope the thread stays alive while I do this.
Adrian Diaz
Sex may feel weird with all that fur.
Jaxon Clark
>secret plot
holy fuck you are old
and based
but old
Christian Jenkins
>wanting to fuck the hedgehog
you're a brave man
Oliver Barnes
Zachary Turner
Gabriel Garcia
it ok
Oliver Johnson
top right looks like SpongeBob in thumbnail
Jayden Robinson
good taste
John Russell
Absolutely great taste, dark/moody girls
I wanna cum on a muscle girl's abs
I like the different range of colors
Misato > all
based
top right a cute
Lord god she has good hair
I want a musclegirl to carry me off to the rape chamber
Yup always a good chart
Good taste
>Enterprise E
Best Star Trek design
Dominic Ramirez
Hmm, well I can't question the taste of a man who loves his Korra.
Xavier Morgan
>misato
mhmhmhm milky mommy
Bentley Nelson
Chase Williams
Asher Ramirez
Lucas Barnes
>Misato
My nigga with the best taste.
Josiah Green
Neat, Crimson is best girl
Nolan Edwards
What would you and your waifu have done over Easter?
Henry Murphy
Since neither of us celebrate Easter, it just means it's a regular day for us which involves snide comments, hand holding, and something getting burnt.
Lucas Howard
>What's it like to hug Lily? How does she feel? How does she smell?
I imagine she's a bit starved of affection, so she always tries to do adorable attempts at bear hugs. Her skin is probably quite smooth, and not as sticky as you'd assume a frog lady would be. As for smell... fragrantica.com
>Thoughts on Tomoko-chan's original work?
What the hell would that be, real life? Real life sucks, why the hell do you think I'm on Yea Forums all the time?
If we're in Mexico at the time, I'd probably be trying not to freak out at how seriously Mexicans take Easter. Pantha would be fine with me having chocolate eggs, just as long as I didn't eat them in public or anything stupid
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Brayden Bell
I don't remember watching any of those, but Sk8r Boi was - and remains - an absolute bop.
Zachary Russell
I'm detecting a classy/smart/queen bee theme here, but then you go and put Sucy in there. I mean, sure Pacifica will probably call you nanes and shit, but unless you like being poisoned in your sleep, or having your dick bitten off during oral, I suggest you reconsider your choice of LWA girl.
Hunter Powell
>what costume would Marvel Adventures Tigra wear for Halloween?
She'd probably just go as herself and pretend it's a costume for her own amusement. She'd make me go as one of the Avengers to complete the illusion, but that'd be weird so I'd compromise and go as Loki or something. That would then involve the real Loki showing up to fuck with us, because my costume would be an insult to his pride. Honestly, I see her as more of a "stay in and watch some goofy horror movies" kinda gal.
>DCAU Vixen's favourite food?
With her body (and assuming that she's a model in this continuity as well) she's probably found various ways to eat healthily and still have it taste pretty damn good. That said, if she doesn't give a fuck then she'll order takeout like everyone else. For some reason, I imagine she'd like falafel... like, that's her go-to snack when she's out.
Jaxon Parker
And that is...?
What can I say, I love little girls. In a sexual way, and in a father-daughter way. I would never hurt or rape a kid, though.
Andrew Martinez
>Thoughts on the Teen Titans cartoon?
Honestly, it was great. There were better action cartoons, but this one did something genuinely different and provided a spin on characters that had been in a rut since the 80s, trapped by the brilliance of the Perez/Wolfman run. It followed the tradition of the DCAU by not just doing a 1:1 adaptation of the original comics, but they deviated by bringing in an aesthetic that was very modern. Yes, we complain about how everything was anime in the 00s, but Teen Titans did it in a way that was genuinely interesting and wasn't just "this is what the kids like" about it.
So yeah, genuinely solid stuff
>How would you celebrate Felicia's birthday?
Take her clothes shopping and bake her a cake.
Chase Parker
>Lord god she has good hair
She really does. I want to get lost in her hair.
Caleb Bell
>I like the different range of colors
Do you mean skin/hair colours or outfit colour? Your chart is quite good, I think Korra gets a lot of hate as a character for the terrible ending, but throughout the series she was actually pretty good. Being a hot tribal helps She still failed a lot and wasn't a good Avatar, but you don't always like a character because they're perfect Mary Sues. Pharah and Sombra deserve more content, they're criminally underused characters.
Grayson Morales
>based
Thanks. You've got a great taste with waifus as well.
Elijah Ramirez
bruh nice
Cooper Russell
>not wanting a musclegirl to carry you off to the tender loving chamber so you can get affectionately squished and maybe watch some MST3K
>/feliciacore/?
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>What food does Felicia like?
Is it lazy to say seafood?
Josiah Rodriguez
>Tabby
Based.
Gavin Thompson
>You're introducing Tomoko-chan to your folks! How badly does it go?
She's in her 50s, knows some(?) English and is a bodybuilder. My parents will be polite enough, but when she's not around they will be asking a LOT of questions.
>Why would Pantha break up with you?
The old "I can't let you get hurt by being part of my world" crap.
Isaac Perez
good choice
Charles Martin
>Vacation with Twintelle - where do you go?
Fortnight in the Caribbean.
>What would Asuka-chan wear for Halloween?
Either youtube.com
Christian Cox
>Asuka needs a sparring partner! How long do you last?
Not very - pro wrestling takes a lot of physical endurance and athletic ability, not to mention the ability to take bumps. Can't I just help her with her promos or something?
>How does Lily feel?
Already answered that.
Chase Allen
my boys
Liam Cooper
>You and Volcana have the day off! What do you do?
Depends if there's anything fun going on in the local area. If not, then we'll binge watch whatever series we both keep meaning to see.
>Okay, now Volcana's upset about something.How are you going to fix this?
I dunno, talk to her like an adult?
Henry Anderson
>Ravenclaw
>Indigo maybe?
>Don't know enough about her backstory to come up with something
>Water
>Overthinking the exact wording of the wish
Rolling
Cooper Robinson
Is it wrong if I want to have a commited relationship with her?