Mulan is disney's most fuckable princess, change my mind
Mulan is disney's most fuckable princess, change my mind
Blake Sanchez
Juan Reyes
She's not a princess
Lincoln Morgan
Than what is she?
Gavin Robinson
A commoner, you pleb.
Easton Hernandez
Military. Didn't you watch the movie?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
A criminal who fradulently gained access to the men-only chinese army
Gabriel Morales
You say that as if it's a bad thing
Oliver Gonzalez
in a universe where jasmine exists, not happening
John Diaz
Born a commoner
Married a general
So maybe a duchess but never a princess.
Ryan Wright
She's the only one that has been fucked. Canonically.
Michael Parker
She's literally whatever rank she wants
She's turned down royal concubine, queen, and hero of china (she could have had her own army)
But she's more than all of that
She's Mulan
Henry Hill
Not in the movie, doesn't count.
Luis Cox
There I just did.
Justin Price
In the second movie she would have married the king of a different nation
And I'm pretty sure the emperor was hitting on her in the first movie
Logan Lewis
Ariel had a daughter.
Luke King
What about Ariel?
Parker Brown
Oh right. I forgot about that.
Alexander Jenkins
Pocahontas exists
Chase Walker
Indeed.
Evan Martinez
Didn't she marry the general?
Also
>queen or empress
>in a Didney setting
We all know queens and empresses are EVIL
Henry Hall
>In a Didney setting
James Foster
So Rapunzel's mom
And Merida's mom
And Elsa?
Easton Campbell
Based
Never understood the obsessions of Americans with royals.
Their nation's founding is getting rid of one and they shoulda know what a bloody affair this is, so why put them on a pedestal again? Why do they give their little girls such delusions? Why do they raise them that way and wonder 11 years later, where everything went so wrong?
Sebastian Hernandez
"When I grow up i'm gonna be a princess"
>20 years later
>gets dragged to the guillotine kicking and screaming
Mason Smith
You know that bitch wasn't quite innocent as people try to portray her nowadays.
She wanted to wage war against her homeland Austria because she thought her brother was too fucking liberal.
Blood would've been spilled anyways, revolution or not.
Gabriel Young
She could be with a little makeover.
Gabriel Morris
Will the live action be good?
Daniel Gray
Close, but not quite
Mason Wright
will it be a kungfu musical
Angel Myers
They are realizing the folly of their mistakes with the failure that is democracy, and how a true monarchy was the best form of government.
Cooper Morgan
Yeah but least ther would be more dead austrians
Jace Baker
That's not slutty Rapunzel from Ralph Breaks the Internet.
Liam Perry
Not a chance
Asher Fisher
Definitely.
Joshua Phillips
Actually she is because how can anyone not look at this woman and not immediately imagine her completely naked?
Aaron White
What about Alice?
Michael Martinez
What if...
Mulan but reborn into the modern day
Colton Hughes
Liam Bennett
I can't stop thinking about Anna's thighs
Henry Gutierrez
Carson Gomez
Jace Stewart
Mason Jackson
Kevin Moore
Jordan Anderson
Parker Young
Ryder Robinson
One of the best female characters
Zachary Morgan
Anna wants to strip her naked
Austin Cruz
No, Ki is the most fuckable Disney princess
Hudson Robinson
Isaiah Jones
John Morris
Kevin Hernandez
Jayden Martin
Wyatt Diaz
Luke Jenkins
She is literally the daughter of a well respected general and has a mansion. She's no commoner.
Hudson Fisher
That jacket is so fucking cool And goddamn that long belt.
Isaac Kelly
Kayden Morgan
Last one
Asher Scott
Christopher Turner
And who will be the lucky inbred? You?
Jordan Martin
She ain't gutter trash, but she is not the daughter of a general.
A merchant more likely.
Caleb Adams
Elsa butt naked would be sexy af
Jaxson Wood
>Fa Zhou (花弧) is a character from the 1998 Disney animated feature film, Mulan. He is a retired, and acclaimed war hero and the father of Fa Mulan. When an emergency calls for Fa Zhou to return to battle, Mulan secretly takes his place under the guise of a man.
Nolan Richardson
No. Someone will leak the "Be a Man" sequence and that will take away anyone's reason to go see it in theaters.
Eli Bell
Mere soldiers can be war heroes too.
And I am not consulting second sources for that.
It was evident in the movie that he was not to be drafted as a commanding officer who leads the charge from his tent.
Christopher Wood
Their house was gigantic and they had tones of servants. You don't have that on an enlisted salary.
Aaron Bennett
Merchant.
Nouveau riche, but not by blood, because house wasn't imposant enough for nobility and it didn't seem like he did anything governmental (if he did he'd knew about the drafts).
The only way for a merchant family to get "promoted" into nobility is if their daughters marry into one. This could explain the beginning sequence.
Benjamin Martinez
director already said there won't be any of the old songs in it.
hell the intire character of captain/general Li has been removed from the upcoming 2020 movie. instead we get a new character called Chen Honghui who is a fellow recruit, who knows mulan's secret and becomes her love interest.
interesting enough originally Disney had planned to replace li with a european white merchant character, but after backlash quickly changed it to a different chinese character
Ryan Wilson
kida became Empress of Atlantis at the end of her movie
Owen Perry
not a princess.
Owen Bennett
Does she enjoy hurting other people?
Ayden White
>won't be any of the old songs in it.
Christian Turner
Why would they put shitty 90s songs in a modern production?
Benjamin Campbell
jep, you won't be getting "make a man out of you"
li's character has been removed
Michael Nelson
Direct to video sequels are non canon.
Dylan Hughes
I also heard there's a pajeet in it too for some reason. Is this true and if so for what purpose?
Camden Torres
She's a chink
Robert Young
Merpeople are fish.
Ariel laid an egg, Erik jizzed on it to fertilize it. Then after a few weeks, Melody popped out in her planktonic stage.
Anthony Cox
I wouldn't say the most fuckable, but she has my outmost respect. She managed so many things, her film was well directed and she utterly genocided those hun bastards in the movie. Also loved how well she improvised and used her wits while maintaining her feminine charm and traditional viewpoints. She would make a wonderful wife and a true yamato nadeshiko.
As for most fuckable, I nominate Rapunzel because she got an awesome petite body, healing hair to restore vitality, beautiful feet and is curious enough to want to try many kinks in succession.
Adam Lewis
Leo Martinez
Rapunzel is a nudist hippie girl
Andrew Ortiz
Not all fish are egg scatterers. Some give live birth (like sharks and mollies).
Sebastian Collins
Bet your ass she does. She would be one of those punk rocker bandals, assaulting people and streaming it.
Shame she would be frigid afk, like fucking a dead (and very cold) fish.
Grayson Torres
>Describing let's get down to business as shitty
Liam Foster
Pocahontas is the best "princess" and more than likely never get a terrible live action movie.
Josiah Price
can't make it today - it would be cultural appropriation. Or they'd have to have the white guys be cartoonishly evil
Thomas Bell
Ratcliffe was already rather cartoonishly evil compared to his IRL counterpart
Oliver Bell
>there will never be a Disney fighting game where this is one of Mulan's alt costumes
Luis Sullivan
The most fuckable princess is this little nympho
Samuel Peterson
This
Wyatt Murphy
>Bet your ass she does. She would be one of those punk rocker bandals, assaulting people and streaming it.
But would she do it while wearing an animal mask?
Anthony White
I'd bet a dragon or oni mask is more like her. Otherwise she may go the other extreme and do it while wearing skimpy clothing just for the risk of getting caught.
Jack Sanchez
Psht, Mulan is pleb tier. I mean, call me weird, but I was really attracted to Ping. I missed some of the movie, so switching over to Mulan's brother was a bit jarring, but unf.
Cute boi.
William Thomas
You mean Fapping? She actually made me question my sexuality as a kid. There's something endearing about girl characters with masculine traits but not too butch. Mulan has just the right amount.
Last time it happened was when watching Your Name and finding that male!Mitsuha was sexier than shy and wallflower og!Mitsuha.
Maybe we're gay, user.
Isaiah Lewis
>Let's get down to business
bruh, it's "I'll Make a Man out of You"
Google could have saved you from this level of embarrassment.
Christian Harris
You have a weird way of spelling Jasmine
Lucas Miller
You seem to have mispelled Rapunzel, user. But don't worry, we all know you didn't mean it.
Caleb Campbell
Raps is the best in all shapes and art styles.
Henry Richardson
Does anyone have any buff mulan art?
Aaron Hughes
The cutest pirate whore
Brayden Wood
#
Thanks for the fap material
Julian Taylor
Is the tiger in the new movie?
Alexander Price
>chinese
>oni
Chicken mask it is.
Anthony Williams
It was my pleasure user. Cum away
Gabriel Ramirez
Wait, Ping was Mulan? That's some gay shit, right there.
Lucas Hughes
Logan Allen
They will copulate and produce perfectly beautiful savant children.
Asher Nelson
The obsession with royalty is just the infatuation with wealth and abundance.
The royalty aspect is nothing about government and ruling power, it's about status and wealth.
Robert Rodriguez
No, there's no musical numbers in it and they got rid of Mushu.
Joseph Collins
This. Plus when people think of democracy and governments, they picture the slimy politician almost begging for votes while monarchies make you think of big castles and mighty political figures that would have you gullotined if you so much as sneezed in front of them. Even if only because they're so far from us we can only know royalty from fairytales and what is left of them.
Thomas Reed
She'd have no reason to crossdressing and more reason to be a feminist bitch(i.e. just join the army as a woman and get mad that the men are too tough on her while also demanding to be treated equal, etc.) so it would not only loose fetish appeal it would loose an important core part of the story and character motiviation.
Jason Thompson
Rapunzel is the best hippue nudist bitch
Brandon Gray
I love this whore's smile
Andrew Mitchell
Anyone else miss the 90’s Asian obsession that was less racist than the 80’s, but still mot full pandering?
Aaron White
I find the kpop obsession much worse t b h
Aaron Jenkins
I dunno Grimsby, this is weird
Christian Thompson
Moondrop Rapunzel is better
Adrian Cook
Real set of tits on her.
Tyler Mitchell
Even though petite, she got a nice pair. Youthful and perky.
James Phillips
I should rewatch this, it was my favourite show for over a decade
Robert Bailey
Sexiest slut princess.
Ryan Edwards
Yeah.
We got cartoons out of the 90’s. The kpop stuff is just Yea Forums shit.
Jayden Cooper
source?
Isaiah Gutierrez
>No, there's no musical numbers in it
That's Bad
>They got rid of Mushu.
That's Good
Matthew Martin
Bentley Gutierrez
*a challenger appears*
Justin White
Yeah, Harvey Firestein is very cool with the kinder today.
Dylan Russell
Redo this as a Confederate soldiers carrying a heavily pregnant Anne Frank being chased by Nazis and you basically have /his/ in a nutshell
Aiden Barnes
>Shame she would be frigid
No, she just needs the right guy to warm her up.
That guy being me, of course.
Asher Thomas
This slut was pretty cute too. Plus her song was enjoyable and melancholic. Alas, no Disney princess.
>Implying Elsa isn't a rabid lesbian.
She will only laugh at your dicksize/shake and give you frostbite, user. Elsa is only into rugmunching.
Camden Ward
yes
Austin Green
He was a notable enough individual that the emperors councilman or whoever he was to know him by name, and be surprised he had a son he wasn't aware of
Josiah Adams
Not noticeable enough to know he truly didn't have a son.
Jacob Gonzalez
She's a queen not a princess
Jonathan Smith
a general's wife.
Gabriel Russell
This thread has gone on for far too long without some Merida in it. Allow me to correct that discrepancy.
Aiden Hughes
It's been almost seven years and she's still the best. How does she do it?
Jayden Foster
The tone change in that fucking song gave me chills the first time I heard it.
Caleb Moore
That's a funny way to spell Merida. Are you British or something?
Eli Howard
Juan Miller
Here. Have the full thing.
Brayden Smith
Eyebrows are important
David Davis
...
Nope, not gunna say it.
Ah, fuckit, SEVEN VAGINAS.
Nicholas Myers
Merida even works in 3D!
Christian Gomez
Yeah, but 3DCG is better.
Logan Martinez
Absolutely disgusting
Elijah Garcia
I know you are. What does that have to do with /ourgirl/ Merida though?
Colton Barnes
I'll allow this only because of the lesbian connotations. Plucky long haired feminine girl and butch curly lesbian? Count me right in!
Lucas Clark
Fucking hot princess on princess action.
Ryan Robinson
Emily?
Mason Wilson
Fuck off. I hate shippers.
Matthew Young
Who?
Eat your heart out, faggot.
Hunter White
cake face
Thomas Perry
Nah, fuck you. I've had to deal with you faggots for years. Shippers are cancer. Ninety percent of any fanfiction involving Merida is shipping garbage. If it's not Raps, it's Elsa or Mulan or Hiccup from HTTYD or some Tumblrina's OC. Go play matchmaker somewhere else, you massive cunt.
Lucas Johnson
Merida is the exact oposite of Mulan. All the good traits that define Mulan, Merida has none.
Wyatt Lee
No u
They make such a great couple can already imagine Rapunzel fucking Merida senseless
Brayden Clark
I prefer her dark.
Ryder Garcia
Nice argument. You know I'm right. I'm so sick of seeing this shit whenever I go looking for fan art of Merida. I try to ignore it but I can't deny the affect it has on me sometimes. And then you have the balls to imply that Merida isn't the one doing the fucking, as if she isn't the confident, dominant girl we know her to be. All you shippers are the same. You don't care about the characters themselves, just their ability to fuck. It hurts even more when I know I didn't give a fuck about Tangled then and I sure as hell don't care for it now. I have no idea how that ship started and I don't care. I just don't like seeing it.
Leo Gutierrez
Bitch, Rapunzel is obviously a switch. She is spunky and loves to dominate and be dominated. She would fuck and be fucked by Merida no problemo, especially with her sun and moon god powers.
Jordan Hernandez
I don't care. I'm just saying what I know. You came into the thread with this retarded bullshit for some ungodly reason. I was just having a good time talking about the girl I love. I'm sure that doesn't matter to you though, because this board is filled with people who think solely with the dicks. That's sad, but what can you do, right? All I'm trying to say is this: that ship is dumb, shipping is dumb in general and you have ruined my night. Go fuck yourself.
Daniel Edwards
I will go watch this in theaters if they remove that shitty song
Jose Cooper
Ariel is a human now, you weirdo.
Levi Walker
No I don't give a shit.
Rapunzel and Merida make such good hair buddies and lovers. Bet Merida is a big rugmuncher.
Jonathan Watson
>No I don't give a shit.
Well, I don't give a shit either. The Merida I know wouldn't even give Rapunzel the time of day. They have nothing in common beyond "muh hair" which is superficial as fuck. I'm sorry, but if blondie wants to be in lesbians she should find someone else.
Joshua Wilson
Man, the internet versions of the Princesses are seriously built for sex.
Ayden Price
>nasty hick bugman
>most fuckable
t.chink
Obvious answer is Aurora assuming you can get to her. I'd say Snow White would be easier but you have 12x the protection to fight past and it'd be too cold to enjoy.
Michael Johnson
Kevin Scott
repunzel is much prettier when she's terrifying. most things are.
Dominic Brooks
Just accept your precious waif is a fag rugmuncher.
/thread
Logan James
>He's still going.
Just accept that your ship is garbage and has been garbage for years.
Ian Anderson
Rapunzel and Merida are such big lesbians, they make a great couple.
Christopher Taylor
I mean, you can keep saying that but you saying it doesn't make it anything more than a stupid ship.
Caleb Gomez
Austin Reyes
What do you stand to gain from all this? It won't change a thing.
Ryan Hughes
>shipping rapunzel with merida when cass is LITERALLY right there
Jonathan Rivera
Why not make it an orgy?
Luis Long
You haven't answered my question.
Jace Howard
As the door shut behind her, Cassandra took in her surroundings. She stood at the entrance to Lost Lagoon.
'Great' she thought, 'Another illusion.'
As she ventured into the cove, she heard splashing and giggling. She stopped as her foot caught something. A discarded violet dress.
Rapunzel splashed in the shallows, all grins and giggles. She lit up when she saw Cass and charged over to her, shamelessly nude.
"There you are Cass!" She beamed, taking Cass' withered hand. "The water is SO lovely!"
"I-I can't," Cass stammered, her face turning red as she turned away.
"You can't swim? Don't worry, I'll teach you," Rapunzel crooned as she pawed at Cass' shirt. "Let's get this off so it doesn't get WET!"
"Rapunzel, no! St-stop it! You're... YOU AREN'T REAL!"
Rapunzel froze and dropped her hands from Cass's shirt. Slowly, her expression unreadable, she leaned in and softly, so softly kissed her cheek. Her warm breath tickled her ear as she whispered.
"You're a sharp one. I like that,"
Suddenly, Cass was in the palace kitchen, mountains of dirty dishes in front of her. Her shirt was still wet from Rap's hands.
"Cassandra, what are you doing?" Old Lady Crowley voice interrupted her thoughts. "You can't wash dishes with that hand of yours!"
"What? Don't try to trick me, I know you're not-"
"Hush, we've already established that. I'll wash, you dry." She pulled up a stool and put her hands in the suds. Cass robotically picked up a towel.
"Who are you?" She demanded, with all the force she could muster as she wiped a plate she was handed. It the finest china. The Coronation china.
"There are so many names," Crowley mused as she polished a stubborn spot on a salad fork. "But Xhan Tiri will suffice. What is it you want, Cassandra?"
"What?"
"What is it you want out of life? Love, respect, power? Everybody wants something," she crooned as she pulled a sword out of the foam. "I'll dry this one Cass, Lord knows you can't handle swords anymore."
Cont
Dylan Ortiz
Cass shook her head clear and saw the dimly lit armory. Her father stood at attention, staring straight ahead.
"Try the bastard sword," he demanded, not even looking as she pathetically try to swing it. Her withered hand had no strength, her healthy one no finesse. She'd seen peasants shovel pig shit with more grace. "Try the hand-and-a half, the rapier, the claymore, mace, flail, axe, shortsword!" He rattled off everything in the armory.
"I can't," she croaked hoarsely. She felt her eyes burn.
"Try the dagger then," he sneered, his features taking on Fitzherbert's. "That's a woman's weapon. Though I can't tell if you wanna put it in Blondie's back or cut her out of her clothes with it!"
She was back with the caravan, they'd stopped for the night. Fitzherbert and Raps cuddled sickeningly by the fire.
"Envy is a green-eyed monster Cass. All the monsters in your life have green eyes, don't they?" Shorty burbled as he sat up from the dirt.
"I'm not jealous of them!" she spat, turning away from them. They were doing a lot more than cuddling now. She put her hands over her ears to drown out the sounds they made.
"That's not what I said."Shorty slurred, stumbling to sit next to her. Envy is wanting what others have. Jealousy is having something and being afraid to lose it. And you... have nothing to lose."
Cont...
Jackson Lewis
She was at the Alchemist's shack. Quirin's amber sarcophagus was bright green instead of gold, bathing the room in a sickly glow.
"Come on Cass, tell me one way she hasn't let you down!" Varian tutted from atop his father's tomb. "She breaks your heart every day, she ratted you out to EUGENE, she dragged away from your destiny to follow her own," he counted off his withered, blackened fingers. "She'd rather trust the oh so cool Adira than her best friend, and last but not least!" He leapt down from his perch and stalked towards her.
"She crippled you, burnt you, ruined you forever with evil magic. She stole any hope of being a warrior right from your very fingers." Cassandra sunk to her knees and fought back tears. "From the moment she entered your life she has given you nothing but grief. Nothing but heartbreak."
"Why are you telling me this!?" She snarled at him. "If you expect I'll betray her-"
I EXPECT NOTHING, the voice echoed, shattering the illusion and leaving her in a dark void. "Cass wept and looked at her withered rotted hand with shuddering hatred. BUT KNOW THIS. THE SUNDROP ISNT THE ONLY FORCE THAT CAN ACHIEVE MIRACLES.
Cass caught her breath as her hand burned with a green light. She flexed her fingers and found they moved with an unfamiliar strength.
JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. NOW GO. YOUR FRIENDS ARE EXPECTING YOU CASSANDRA
Dimly, her restored hand felt a knob in it. Turning it, she opened the door and stepped out into the Sunlight
Robert Green
Raging lesbian couple
Liam Hall
>No, there's no musical numbers
Come on, there at least have to be some army cadences. Armies sing while they march in China right? RIGHT?
Jaxon Wood
But it changes nothing. Merida is shipped with so many people and yet it changes nothing. Won't change the way I feel about her, that's for sure. Like I said, I've had to deal with this for years. I'm only having this back and forth with you because you replied to me and kicked this whole thing off. I know it won't change anything for you, because you've made yourself out to be a colossal faggot obsessed with the superficial. The sun will still rise in the morning, the birds will still chirp, and I'll continue to love her despite your bullshit. So go ahead, reply with another dumb picture and an equally dumb "rebuttal". Just know that it won't change a thing.
Grayson Ross
These lesbians make such a cute pair. I bet they'd fuck like bunnies
Ethan Cruz
I rest my case.
Luke Fisher
They're so cute together. Such a nice lesbian couple.
Josiah Fisher
Not as much as Rapunzel I'm afraid. Rapunzel has some great personality and her face happy, in pair and sad is great.
Blake Reyes
Talk about fuckable all of you were wrong.
Fuck this one like no more tomorrow, you will.
Dylan Hughes
Did anyone else get a boner when watching Giselle from enchanted?
Connor Scott
Sure, absolutely. The 3DPD too.
Lincoln Long
>tfw no 6 foot tall statuesque waifu to dive off the waterfalls with
Nathan Diaz
>Elsa is only into rugmunching.
[citation needed]
Isaac Long
FBI is watching you
James Butler
ERROR 404 NOSE NOT FOUND
Luis Diaz
No it's ahsoka