Yea Forumsnspiracy theory thread

New 52 Shazam's drastic changes came about probably because they knew about the possibility of at least some of the Fawcett Captain Marvel being PD.

Thats just seths doing himself

The Figment conspiracy is real and no one can deny it now

The plot twist that Seth IS the creepy gut\y

There is a brazillian broadcast of Spongebob that caused mass diarhea in children in an attempt to stop an international ethic cleansing by use of war crimes

Network execs aren't allowed in the production of the Simpsons. It's weird, it's the only show where executive meddling isn't a problem, it's all the fucking writing team and showrunner.

>Network execs aren't allowed in the production of the Simpsons. It's weird, it's the only show where executive meddling isn't a problem, it's all the fucking writing team and showrunner.
Fucking what? And i meant being constantly renewed because some boomer likes it, that revelation has opened a new can of works

>Skin is an alien parasite

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Steven Universe is actually indoctrinating children to become Nazis and talk things out with their enemies. Tumblr's final solution is to invade Yea Forums to find a vantage to spread the word.

>Steven Universe is actually indoctrinating children to become Nazis
Pff, i wish

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>Frozen was called Frozen insted of The Ice Queen because it would cover up the Frozen Disney head conspiracy theory.

I’m waiting for Disney to make a film called head then have a frozen collab with that film. Then the conspiracy is complete

A boy can dream

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I hate that I've been here so long that I could actually explain shit as far down as 8...

>That pic

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>I hate that I've been here so long that I could actually explain shit as far down as 8...
Go on then, explain some of the examples given

Arlene Klasky anonymously wrote the Rugrats theory creepypasta

So like, Bugchasers, which is a tier 8 con, are people who seek out people who have STDs in order to contract and spread STDs.
Google Earth black zones involve the fact that places like South Korea have rather strict privacy laws and won't let you put shit like street names there, and also the fact that military bases are often not included on google maps
Saint Olvin made some... interesting games that I've played solely due to the absurdcore trend that hit Yea Forums a couple years ago
also now that I'm looking at it Timecube is also tier 8, which is the most normie shit ever, man I'm getting tilted at a joke image what the fuck is wrong with me?

>Bugchasers, which is a tier 8 con, are people who seek out people who have STDs in order to contract and spread STDs.
Why in the hell would anyone do that?

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It's either just a fetish to them, or they like the idea of "helping" something "grow" or "spread"

We live in a very sick world.

>It's either just a fetish to them, or they like the idea of "helping" something "grow" or "spread"
Tell me, why havent these literal walking infections been contained and quarenteined by the government?

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The only reason it's being renewed is because they want to avoid the backlash of canceling the longest running cartoon in TV history. They're waiting for people to stop caring.

>inb4 "but i already don't care"
If you're here you're not people.

Who the fuck cares about the simpsons still? Seriously?

I mean, California decriminalized/reduced the sentence the act not that long ago

>or they like the idea of "helping" something "grow" or "spread"

This subset is particularly fucked up, these people basically worship their diseases like fucking cultists.

Bugchasers are tier 2 at best

>I mean, California decriminalized/reduced the sentence the act not that long ago
Why havent we cut out commiefornia from the united states. We don't want them anymore.

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Post it nigga

>The Disneyland death tunnels are real
>The absence of action cartoons is not due to toy sales, but to groom generations into easily controlled pussies who can't deal with conflict
>Brian Michael Bendis still gets work because he has dirt on everyone in the industry, possibly pedo related.

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Apparently way early on they somehow got a rule that execs couldn't be involved in the writing process and it's still honored to this day.

>trips
I am scared.

>The absence of action cartoons is not due to toy sales, but to groom generations into easily controlled pussies who can't deal with conflict

This doesn't explain the popularity of action movies.

The most recent and most unironically reasonable Steven Universe theory regarding its theme.

>Its a retelling of the conflict between Lucifer and God, only Lucifer is in the right.

A lot more was in that thread that just added to it:
>Steven sympathizes with snakes
>The star emblem
>Steven's healing is similar to the showy signs of the Antichrist

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Sabrina Cotugno and Lauren Zuke are the Yea Forums equivalent of the Learned Elders of Zion.

Same reason we have not cut out Florida.

>The absence of action cartoons is not due to toy sales, but to groom generations into easily controlled pussies who can't deal with conflict
Fucking this but also its because the industry is populated by pacifist faggots that whine about too much violent in vidya and want to censor media.

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The Inhumans push was just an attempt to light a fire under x-fags to make them buy more book out of fear of replacement.

>Sabrina Cotugno and Lauren Zuke are the Yea Forums equivalent of the Learned Elders of Zion.
I literally screamed out laughing, well done

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The damage is done by then, and most action movies frown upon masculinity. Compare The Predator or Commando to something today, it's day and night. Men with confidence have now been replaced by socially awkward jokesters. John Wick is kind of the exception I guess.

This feels like less of a theory and more of a "fact".

Right? Like Gaydar is tier 3, Animism as a concept (?)is 4, the Lottery existing to fuck time travelers over is 8, this list is fucking wack

Not really - its more that there are sick people, just like there are healthy people

Look at this and tell me their isnt something fucked up with todays cartoons

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Because eventually it's gonna sink in the ocean?

Also a society

Thanks for backing up my point. However I would have gone with maybe Ben 10 given that it was one of the last action cartoons and the transition it had. You also couldn't do GI Joe today. Last time they tried it was less about patriotism and more about fighting shady corporations.

What the fuck is the shit on the right? That's not even animesque.

Times do change, but cartoons have basically been taken over by people you just cant respect. They just arent professional about their craft and it shows.

Honestly imo its because the animation complex is run by faggots now. They dont want to make anything action oriented, even humor is too prpblematic now. All they want to make are subdued content like slice of life white noise because theyre so sensitized and need trigger warnings for everything that they want media to coddle them like they were brain dead children.

Pic fucking related

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They are fucking weebs who don't want to learn basics because ''muh creative vision.''

Even then, this freaking Peanuts... homage? is still creepy as fuck.

Well going beyond just action cartoons, and forgive me if this sounds cliche, but animation is no longer an art but a product. Which I get it, 1980s cartoons had A LOT of animation shortcuts and were primarily created to sell toys but you at least felt like someone gave a shit down the wire. Today it's just even lazier. "Fuck it, make a 15 minute animation with Flash, sprinkle some "lore" here and there, then put it on a fucking t-shirt".

>The Disneyland death tunnels are real
>Disneyland death tunnels
excuse me what

Old urban legend that says that the reason that there are no reported deaths/accidents/or injuries reported at a Disney theme park is because all involved parties are quietly removed from the premises via tunnel and taken to urgent care off the property. A disabled ride is fine. Injury at the park? Well that's bad press and a possible lawsuit

I'm amused at Hypersigils being so far down when it's basic Morrison.

To be fair, you'd know Morrison usually through comics, and the people who made this chart may not be aware of comics, much less Morrison.

/x/ gonna bump it to you

I believe Dan Schneider was fired because of MeToo, Nick either wanted to preempt something major coming out or an actress threatened to come forward unless he was fired.

glad to know your "theory" is shit

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I believe this one too. Also metoo is an excuse for feminists to start a witch hunt against men, though in schniders case he did rape kids

>Thomas Pynchon
I'm fucking dying but the truth is the Pyncher does drop some redpills, there's this Crypto Cuttlefish profile that always goes through some of that shit.

Pigeon Man originally committed suicide in Hey Arnold but the creator decided to bring him back and pretend he never died

>>The gun rule of the New 52
What's this about?

His examples were two books that sold well though

>the rapture already happened
I really like this one as a concept.

I thought this was insanely obvious

What kind of retard believes in the rapture anyways?

CalArts. That's the cause of the cancer, son

>Google Earth black zones
There are also some parts of the ocean that appear black. Basically some thought they saw islands on those places and put them on the maps, but no one bothered to check afterwards later. So those places are set as being land on Google Maps, but there is no satellite image data for them so they are blacked out

this image just decides to turn into sci fi concepts by tier 3, which makes sense, I was suspocious how many things were packed into tier 1.

its still the most viewed show of Fox sundays beleive it or not

Nigger, that's one of the few good creepypastas.

Denny O'Neil hated Joe Quesada and was furious Azrael was going to be used in Batman: Knightfall that he made it a personal mission to shit on the character for years.

James Gunn isn't a pedophile. If he was he never would have been fired.

Based as fuck

All of this is both a conspiracy and demands of the consumer public that have been fertilized with the intentions of the controlling Jewish mindset.

Following the Second World War, the blond haired blue eyed man's man who would stand for the bastion of confidence and magnetism remained the clear
enemy of the Jewish race.

Thus removing the populace's animal magnetism in all forms of media, destablising the ideals of male superiority and dominance towards newer consumers seems like a better way to go.

Thus the emergence of passive and escapist fantasies and media started to rise, mixed in with the integrated model of brand association and consumerism that has turned the United States from a nation of growers and producers to a passive nation of consumers sitting at the top.

The Jewish population controlling what is produced seeks to destabilize said forms of American and Western society.

Take away your heroes from real life and subject them into more fantasy based realities that place your intended means of assertion into glittering images.

Here we see the change from ordinary persons changing the world to more extravagant characters like Iron Man, Thor, Superman, Batman, etc...

They use the excuse of applying said media and art into adult themes by subjecting overarching realities into a single product the growing boy would think is adulthood.

>If Iron Man struggles with alcoholism/If Batman deals with crime/If Superman deals with international politics...then they should be the real heroes.

To send it into the next phase, shift said identities towards political ideals best proposed by female proponents (New arriving Captain Marvel pushed towards audiences, which shifts the narrative of the invasive and evil Skrulls to poor misguided and misunderstood refugees.

(Note Thor's hair color from blond to brown on a blond Scandinavian god)

They will then place more disinterested and disconnected populaces more concerned with byte-sized political catchphrases and consuming the next product than the coming race.

Move towards more socialistic politics and standings, villainize white males and then more assertive and high-test males within the new populace to the point that men within films and media within the past are immediately painted as misogynistic assholes instead as the way they were (some were misogynistic ill give you that).

And the greatest ally to said Jewish control groups are Caucasian females who have been seen pushing programs that are involved more with virtue signaling rather than placing the good of society first.

Then bring in the uninitiated populations no matter their origin and blame those who oppose on both sides names like "homophobes" and "rasicts" and "xenophobes"; instantly making their concerns invalid as their minds are irrational and medically unsound.

The only care is the increased amount of consumers placed within the new order.

Competition is seen as toxic. Everything not theirs is seen as toxic.

Okay keep it in your pants stormfront.org.

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I mean, look how weak Thor looks here.

No hammer, no long blond hair, bunch of weird rings. Sad.

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The best X-Men conspiracy theory is that DC kept Morrison on their payroll the whole time he was writing X-Men, to crash one of Marvel's top franchises.

Superman is real and travels to this plane of existance about once a decade to destroy nearby asteroids and other menaces. He used to meet in secret with scientists and leaders but when he realized said scientists were killed or kidnaped by their goverments he stoped. John Constantine is also real, you can see him in London buying old books he can't find on his own Earth.

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MeToo and TimesUp were supposed to be a way to attack Trump, with Weinstein as a sacrificial lamb, but Hollywood is so full of men guilty of behaving like this that they couldn't control it. Then feminists turned it into a witch hunt against all men, because any workplace flirting or relationships are exactly as bad as demanding sex in exchange for a movie role.

Incredible post.

Memphis rap refers to the theory that the West Memphis Three murders were actually preformed by a rapper looking to use a ritual killing to further his career. Legend has it he put the screaming of the child in his songs afterwards, but he never found success despite the ritual.

The actual nordic Thor was a ginger.

The way you worded this doesn’t make it obvious that this is an actual conspiracy theory. I need to clarify that, this one guy used to have a blog where he took pictures of this one blond in a trenchcoat he was convinced was Constantine irl.

Surprising this one never gained more traction with ComicsGate, it all sounds plausible enough:
voxday.blogspot.com/2018/09/mailvox-marvel-and-swamp.html

Because I think they disavowed Vox Day, and even in your link he makes the big blunder of confusing Comichron's sales (which cover only direct market) with Amazon's sales (which would fall under Bookscan, not Comichron).

Even if they hate him, and regardless of whatever errors he made on sales figures, the ideas that Amanat could be connected to the Clintons, and the Muslim Sisterhood, or that Marvel could be getting paid to push minority characters by her brother's government-funding non-profit, or that Kamala Khan is a propaganda character created to normalize the presence of Islam in the west, these are things you'd think they'd be all over, it sounds plausible enough to be real.

The problem is that the connections could be possible, but they need better evidence to prove that Marvel is pushing them because of that, because Vox's evidence only tells me that he doesn't know much about the comic industry.

Like the part about Saladin Ahmed. Aside from not getting that Comichron doesn't cover Amazon's sales, Black Bolt's low sales isn't any different from Chip Zdarsky getting Spectacular Spider-Man despite the second Howard series getting to like the 15,000's (which is not far off from where Ahmed's Black Bolt was).

The stuff that he's quoting could be possible, but there'd have to be a better argument that those connections are what's influencing Marvel. Otherwise it's just business as usual.

Both Alan Moore and Jamie Delano claim to have ran across him, and I'm sure there have been more authors claiming that over the years.

Remember Qwewq from Morrison's JLA Classified and All Star Superman? Originally for the Superman 2000 pitch that he, Waid, Millar, and Peyer were doing, Qwewq was going to be in the Fortress, and Superman would travel to "our" Earth as Hyperman (which is sort of like Superman traveling to Kandor using the Nightwing identity). Of course, the Superman 2000 pitch never went through and Morrison repurposed Qwewq for different things (even though it's implied to be "our" universe)

Gaiman and Azz as well.

Let me tell you about Comicsgate. 99% of it is made up of egotistical dumbasses jerking themselves over their 90s nostalgia and high school cliques in 6 hour livestreams. You're better off doing the research and spreading it yourself. If these guys do it they'll expect money and your worship with it.

Writers don't sell nowadays. Why do people keep saying this shit. Unless you're a real superstar like Morrison, Snyder or Johns, you can't make Howard the Duck or Black Bolt sell in today's market.

Primarily because Vox is an extraordinary autist even for Comicsgate standards.

Cause Vox thinks it's a conspiracy that Saladin Ahmed got promoted to writing Miles Morales after Black Bolt didn't sell well.

I mean, I know it's old news back when the Kirby incident happened, but he really, really doesn't know much about the comic industry.

>the Kirby incident
The what?

That's not Thor you moron that's Loki.

''comics'' (aka teling a story with drawings) is one the 7 ancient forms of magic, just like music, prayer,sex,science,etc.

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PPG reboot was introduced to execs as a merch grab, but it was shitted out at record breakneck pace so it could be released as the 2016 election progressed. CN's parent company being Turner [who owns CNN] they wanted something feminist they could put out to look woke and remind millennials that they grew up with "strong wemyn like hillary" while removing everything that was groundbreaking and interesting from the original.

This is why seasons 2 and 3 are a little better in terms of animation errors, they have time to actually fix the more glaring issues.

Also PPG movie was set up to fail/sabotaged by the new execs at the time via having the release date pushed back and being misleadingly advertised so the studio could drop action shows and good movies under the pretense of "It's a poor choice financially to invest in making actual art instead of mindless bright colored cheap shit"

However, the reason action shows aren't made for TV anymore is because parents complained all throughout the 90s and early 00s. Talk to anyone who has pitched a show to CN in the last 5 years and they will say the network is only looking for comedy shows. They have to play it safe because television is dying and the last thing they need is a bunch of angry parents and other sensitive adults on twitter shitting on them. As hard as PPG 2016 failed, no one on this planet can complain it's too violent for kids.

>However, the reason action shows aren't made for TV anymore is because parents complained all throughout the 90s and early 00s. Talk to anyone who has pitched a show to CN in the last 5 years and they will say the network is only looking for comedy shows. They have to play it safe because television is dying and the last thing they need is a bunch of angry parents and other sensitive adults on twitter shitting on them. As hard as PPG 2016 failed, no one on this planet can complain it's too violent for kids.
Bullshit, its because CN is run y those types of soccer moms now, if anything making an action show would increase their viewer base

This is a beautiful sort of tism.

>Not wanting to impregnate someone with your potent, virile strain

-population control through pornography
-sleeping dreams show future
-time does not exist
-self-aware AI (not controlled by people) exists on the Internet
-the Chernobyl accident was planned

I think he's talking about it on repeated exposure. I also think this is the reason why people are starting to gravitate towards anime again and it's now become acceptable to like that kind of shows openly.

Steven certainly is written as messianic, but I never really thought about it as anti-messianic.
I think it would be more accurate to compare most of the rebellious gems to the Grigori, who were fallen angels who taught humankind all sorts of shit, from warfare, metallurgy, art, and astrology, which is exactly what the Gems did.

It's only a 'conspiracy' in the sense of the Big 2 running on cronyism where writers are constantly allowed to fail upwards because their friends in editorial keep hiring them for more work, no matter how many times they fail. It's the way it's always been, if you know how the industry is, you just reluctantly accept it's never going to change, but to a newcomer, it's going to look inherently wrong and unnatural that writers keep getting higher profile work after books fail, it's easy to see why someone could see a conspiracy there.

>fail upwards
What if I told you this is how all business works and you need to be friendly and well-connected to find success.

Because we've turned our backs on God

>JFK shot himself
I'm out of air, everytime this pic shows up there's something new I overlooked. Fucking kek.

Out in the real world we usually have to manage a minimum level of competence at our jobs as well. No matter how likeable and friendly you are, or how well connected, if you fail badly enough, often enough, you're going to be in danger of losing your job. If you're a freelancer, people will just stop offering you work if you're a liability, no matter how much they like you. The entertainment industry seems to be one of the few places where you can fail upwards again and again just because you know the right people, and believe the right things. Sales and the audience, not cronyism, should be determining which comics writers get more work, and which ones are not good at the job and should consider a different career.

>Eyeless Jack picture for #3
I thought /x/ was better than this

We can take Disneyland an move it to Nevada, move Disneyworld/Universal. To northern Alabama

Except there have been reported deaths on Disneyland property.

Cartoons in the 80s were made to sell toys.
Cartoons today are made to bring in ad revenue as cheaply as possible.
easy as that.

t. psychopath

>Meat stations and meat trading (Do not research)
W-why?..

The creator himself said he never had plans for him to die

>>Every #releasethesnydercut twitter account is just a marketing bot left unchecked and wasn't told to stop or shill the next product

It's starting to look like most of the Carolfags here are something similar, paid shills that haven't been told to stop, nor to start shilling Endgame instead.

I believe we are on the brink of superheroes becoming the norm, give it at most 40 years or so. Most definitely superhero-level feats will be commonplace, however it is up to us to will the future into an optimistic path.

Morrison stop

Any chance of explaining these?
- Obscure Videogames
- The Simpsons is real footage
- Max Headroom (the conspiracy of it not what it is, everybody knows what it is)

shit I mean

Not who you're asking for, but.
- I'm guessing it's about video games without publishers, like Chargeman Ken?
- spinpasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Simpsons_Theory
- The chart isn't all about conspiracies.

the 30 minute toy commercials had the budget they had because people had the talent to efficiently make show look the way they did. Also said shows had the revenue from toys to justify budget. But ever since the children program act, shows are not allowed to be a means to sell toys. Thus not only killing Saturday morning cartoons. But neutering action adventure shows in the process.

Where as todays animators only need to make a show as cheaply as possible.

Fuck off, Satan

>-time does not exist
Its a human construct so you are right.

>-the Chernobyl accident was planned
It technically was planned.

Wouldn't be the only shit Klasky's pulled
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