Suddenly, all of Yea Forums is transported into the world of avatar. Could we take down the fire nation...

>are we magically benders or are we all still fat autistic retards?
One need not exclude the other.

true, but being an autistic retard with powers that i can cultivate and hone is a hell of a lot more interesting than being powerless me in a setting that is a fuckton more dangerous.

PRE-CLAIMING THE SPOILS OF WAR

DIBS ON TY LEE PUSSY DURING THE GANGBANG

Then I'm calling Azula. I'm fucking riding the dragon, consequences be damned.

Even of we were magically benders, it would take years to become bending masters

Unless we could bring a couple Wal-Marts full of guns we'd be fucked

We simply don't have the numbers or the skill to beat them.

We wouldn't make the slightest difference.

All the /pol/posters would join the Fire Nation, and then when they ultimately lose they'd spend the rest of their days talking about how Ozai did nothing wrong.

Someone, SOMEONE on here is a /k/ tard. They 'invent' guns. Game over.

mouth then

pussy will kill you somehow

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I can't even take down my depression! But that world would probably be better to live.

Shoot them

>But that world would probably be better to live.
Without internet and doritos?

How many are even on Yea Forums anyway? If we have enough, our autism may outmatch at least the firelord alone.

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Anyone got that random power maker? Based off that, that’s the power you get

Give me a sec. I'll grab it

Alright Yea Forums, the fire lord needs to go. Im putting together a team

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Thanks, let’s see what I got
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Damn, looks like you guys get to kick back

Just let Zhao be a dumbass and kill the moon spirit. Sure, the water benders get fucked over, but the Fire Nation would get fucked over even harder considering they're a series of islands whose primary source of food, transportation, trade, and military might is dictated by the ocean.

I'd give them a week tops before their whole nation economically collapses.

>pussy will kill you somehow
That's why consequences be dammed.

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*whipcrack*
Remember me Yea Forums? I'm back!

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What the fuck. It'll be like mario
Aw shit. We got backup

>didn't show my power
Fuck im off today
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I highly doubt people here will work together, everyone in this board hates each other for the most retarded reasons from company war to political bullshit.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multitasking
now i can fuck off to ba sing se, cry and wank myself at the same time

Yea Forums is already full of benders mate.

A gun

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Illusion_Attacks
This could be somewhat useful

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By breeding water tribe girls and staying away from the fight

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>Sand magic
So basically I'm an earth bender? nice

I spin fire poi so then I'm firebending.

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Leave the new avatar to me, my lord.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology
Not only can I stomp the Fire Lord, I can take out that pesky Avatar while I'm at it.

>not breeding with earth kingdom

Y'all get stomped.
You couldn't overthrow the US, our world's fire nation, and the US doesn't even have fire bending skills.

>Not taking the Genghis Khan route and breeding an entire planet of element-coded waifus
Your ambitions fall too short to be worthy of such an endeavor

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Do we get our knowledge of gunpowder? If so, we could be ok.

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Neat, could be very useful.

>Suddenly, all of Yea Forums is transported into the world of avatar.

And Ty-Lee, Azula, Jin, Katara, & Zuko will never be able to walk again.

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Basically a reverse Avatar, I guess? My best bet would be to get jobs in the various nations, then quit after a while and hope I get replaced by a bender. I can get 3/4 Elements pretty easily that way. If I find Aang, I could get 4/4 plus his Avatar abilities if I convinced him to work a job for a while, but I’m not sure if his reincarnation deal is worth it since I might get a moron like Korra as one of my next lives. I’d rather hang out as a spirit like Iroh did.

I'd help by joining the army against Ozai, and if I survive after it I'd spend my life travelling, maybe settle down with a good woman.

Autistic reply: DIBBIES ON JIN, you fucking NIGGERS

Reality is closer to several generations after the fire Lord is defeated a bunch of earthbender nobodies convince themselves Ozai was right and inspire violence and constantly ruin all civil discussion completely spitting on the world their grandparents fought for.
Except ozai didn't do fucking anything as heinous as the Nazis did lel

What war?

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I'm a coward but I might be an MVP hanging out in the medical tent.

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Just being a bender doesn't mean much unless you are a main-character tier bender. Assuming the worst (that we don't get bending while there) we still have some powerful information at our disposal, especially depending on when in the series we are transported there.
>secrets about royal fire family
>info on the most powerful benders at the time
>general timelines of when certain groups will be attacked and by whom

Since most of you fags are probably still useless with just that I'll give you a head start.

Everyone work some menial job until you can buy a pai sho set and find your way to the Si Wong desert.
>use a white lotus tile to initiate a game at the misty palms oasis
>I see you favor the white lotus gambit, not many still cling to the ancient ways
>those who do can always find a friend
>turn by turn take the opposite move to draw a lotus
>who knocks at the garden gate?
>one who has eaten the fruit and tasted its mysteries

I will lead us to victory, and we will all share in the gang-banging of Azula.

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Nah, I use my superpowers and just wreck the Fire Lord’s shit

>Could we take down the fire nation? How would we do it?
Ozai did nothing wrong so I would join the Fire Nation ofc.
I know how to make black powder and simple firearms plus I think I could convince Azula to stop fooling around and just hook up with Zuko and let him fuck her which would stop him from leaving. And of Iroh would get an axe.

With all that done the Fire Lord would win and I would get myself some prime Fire pussy - preferably of younger variety.

Nigga please, we got superpowers to fight these little shits off.

Being a bender doesn't matter without any practice at all. Unless you've trained in the specific martial arts that inspired these styles you'd all be lucky to even accomplish pic related.

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>Skin Generation
I would be able to heal burned people, yey

I wasn't taking a reply to OP as part of the challenge, but sure if we have superpowers this wouldn't even take a day.

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That's the best bit in the whole damn movie.

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except you could learn, assuming you aren't a total loser. you have the ability to use fucking superpowers. if that cant motivate us to learn some martial arts, then we should all just off ourselves

where is a fun in that?

I heard a theory that if the ability to fly was commonplace we'd still be too lazy to use it.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Galaxy_Manipulation

What the fuck. I guess I'm Thanos now. I'm unsure if I should even attempt to use this power. I might just chill so I don't fuck everything up. Only using my powers at the last moment, if it seems like the heroes of the story needs a Deus Ex Machina

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I can bench 400lbs so i would just go over and break all his bones real quick

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Shazam!
Wait, unless it needs the deities are from the avatar world, in which case I got shit. I guess I can enter some sort of pseudo avatar state? Instead of being my ability, I'd be calling upon the dwellers of the spirit realm to empower me. I'll call myself the Dark Avata-no wait that sounds retarded.

Reading closely, the power source does not come from Ancient Deities but from periods in time. So, even if it's a single second I can access to the bending levels, expertise and techniques from the whole world, becoming a master in every path instantaneously. The tradeoff being that I've already reached my peak unless I work to reach that level of expertise myself but fuck training.

Implying Azula wouldn't fucking kill you in a second with her lightning.

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I would probably be a Earth bender since that is my personality. Since I've seen Korra I know I can become a metal or lava bender.

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Im a mud bender..kinda worthless outside of a swamp.

Well fuck I think I can singlehandedly end the war
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You are right but, goddammit, this is so fucking lame. I know it's awful but everytime I see it's like I have forgotten how awful it really is

Fuck literally war and peace manipulation is an extent of my power. I could literally just have the fire nation overthrow the fire lord and replace him with Iroh or anyone else who won’t be a sociopath war monger

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I dunno about you but I'm going to imaginary construct myself a buncha fly honeys.

This is true.
There are tons of skills in this world that are useful, versatile, and hugely beneficial. If you won't put the effort in to learn any of those, why should you assume you'd be any different with magic, or bending, or whatever else it is you fantasize about learning?

We'd basically be group of displaced peoples. I would try to gather up a group of sane people and go fuck off somewhere else. We are the autism tribe.

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Yare, yare Daze.

>not breeding ozai himself

If you had Za Worldo you could singlehandedly take over the Avatar world

I doubt I'd even get a Stand that OP.
I probably just have「Star Platinum」but without Za Warudo. I'd be lucky even to get 「Star Finger.」

I think I just solo-ed the Fire Nation
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yes, pretty easily

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implying i wouldn't learn ty lee's disable pokes and then lick her navel completely clean and then some

You’d probably get Cheap Trick

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Please tell me someone on Yea Forums has a gun.

rape ozai

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Neutrality_Force_Manipulation
I'm insanely OP but literally cannot intervene.

>scale bullet projection
I'm a fucking machine gun

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I would be pretty useful for missions damaging any fire nation's tech and their ships.

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you know... many of us would probably be one of the first blonde people in the whole show

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So?

I imagine Azula's body would be a lot more muscular, she is a great athlete after all
this bitch is doughy as fuck

Firebending>Waterbending>Airbending>Earthbending

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>tfw bring modern warfare to their world
>play on the natural contempt those nonbenders feel towards the benders
>form an extremely militaristic nation with the aim of benefiting normal people
>plunge the world into war by attacking all other national simultaneously
>kill myself irrespective of the outcome

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just thought it be interesting to point out. maybe the standing out will bring some benefits or disadvantages

We know all her trauma though.Keep talking about the mother until she snaps.
then fuck her

Fire requires air. Air does not require fire.

>Ride
>The
>Lightning

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Nation of autists

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Excuse me while I go end this war

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Out of everything I could have been, i'm an earthbender. Huh well alright.

>The standards for membership have really gone downhill, haven't they?

>take down the fire nation
I'd join them

>You couldn't overthrow the US, our world's fire nation
You mean China.

Shit-hole Remodeler here.

I'm a latino. Would I be a water bender?

I'd rape every member of the fire nation.

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You better not fucking piss me off.

>Autistic non bender
>Move to literal China to live out your miserable life as a fucking hobo in the shittiest district imaginable

Get a load of dis nigga

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Remind me which country they invaded recently.