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ITT: Simpsons Shitposting
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Andrew Wright
Michael Myers calls him that?
Dylan Watson
He would if he talked
Jose Lewis
lmao
Ayden Williams
Jonathan Kelly
Oliver Lee
sneed
Jack Torres
Ryder James
Gabriel Gonzalez
Jose Bailey
Bumparoo
Colton Watson
These were never funny. Even Sneedposters put more effort into their garbage than this.
Christian Roberts
excellent
Austin Evans
Disagree
Dylan Johnson
Kayden Rodriguez
Brody Price
Wear the cap!
Andrew Smith
Glad to some new ones, been a while.
Asher Thompson
Ian Nelson
very strange
Dylan Cox
How would he look with sword?
Camden Clark
>Le Aurora Borealis? What the hell does that mean?!
Lincoln Campbell
Michael Perry
Oliver Scott
Alexander Thompson
Cameron Richardson
Okay, that one cracked me up.
Kevin Garcia
I love the steamed ham ones, as overdone as they are they're still unforgettable
Jacob Williams
except is not slugfeeder
Austin Evans
Zachary Myers
based
Logan Sullivan
Kevin Mitchell
Now THIS is meta posting.
Logan Baker
Bravo user, bravo.
Adam Jenkins
Ethan Thompson
fuckin well done
Colton Collins
Gabriel Miller
Landon Evans
Julian Bennett
Carson Myers
Leo Bailey
Brandon Sanchez
Jaxon Gutierrez
Can someone explain the shark bit to me
Jason Martin
Based and Sneedpilled
Owen Perry
Camden Richardson
We live in a society
Thomas Morgan
See
Carson Nelson
Noah Bailey
Mason Long
fucking love these jokes!
Aaron Hernandez
kek
Samuel Myers
Elijah Ward
Cameron Thomas
This one is very good
Blake Jones
should say "steaming my ham"
Connor Smith
Okay who showed Homer shadman pics?
Carson Gomez
Leo Russell
Grayson Russell
Anthony Richardson
Ian Rivera
Mason Sanchez
Could someone do an edit which combines the Mystery Box gag with the "MY BOYS A BOX, DAMN YOU, A BOX!!!" joke?
Isaiah Gutierrez
Awwww, he misses casual sex
Ayden Sanders
These threads are art
Tyler Gonzalez
David Kelly
Imagine how this will be viewed in a hundred years from now, a thousand years.
Nolan Perez
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>YOU
>STEAM
>GOOD
>HAM
Oliver Martinez
Austin Anderson
Joseph Reyes
David Martin
You truly you are the king of kings.
Brandon Moore
Jackson Thomas
Kayden Kelly
so fucking based
Wyatt Wood
Good one.
Brody White
was it always wonderbread?
Thomas Cruz
Christopher Stewart
I hate when people call this shitposting, but oh well
Grayson Powell
Chase Parker
This one looks like it was a lot of work.
Henry Adams
Gabriel Butler
I love that I'm still finding new ones
what the fuck is with the last panel?
Isaac Hughes
Aiden Gonzalez
Jacob Reed
fill the door with germs from that burns scene
Oliver Hughes
Daniel Jones
David Martinez
Grayson Morales
Carter Howard
Jaxson Cook
Isaiah Thompson
Easton Allen
Kayden Long
be the change you want to see in the world
Cooper Harris
Logan Gutierrez
Mix this two, Milhouse wears goggles, opens door, the acid comes in and then the guy with the car
Carson Lewis
Isaiah Phillips
Daniel Bennett
Thomas Jenkins
fucking smart
Chase Phillips
Michael Williams
formerly sane
Anthony Price
Easton Russell
Hudson Howard
Samuel Peterson
i tried
Robert White
Jacob Lee
I wish it was the one with Barney and the gun
Wyatt Gray
>what the fuck is with the last panel?
Angel Young
OH that's fantastic
I'm surprised I haven't seen one with grandpa busting through the window
Jose Bennett
holy shit that's amazing, how'd they recreate that scene with the dogs
William Bell
Luke Young
Gavin Green
Cooper Nguyen
Blake Taylor
Andrew Williams
Needs Burns in a hospital gown making the Homer's dud smile
Asher Nelson
Asher Adams
Sebastian Gomez
another one, was probably already made better by someone with better tools than fucking paint.
would be nice if i knew how to distort proportions better
Dominic Sullivan
Cooper Cooper
what program are you using? you should be able to use 'skew' to make any quadrilateral fit any other quadrilateral
Carson Nguyen
Is there a combo of Homer yelling gibberish at Bart after he escaped him in an Indiana Jones parody, and Abe Simpson yelling at a cloud?
Lincoln Rogers
>better by someone with better tools than fucking paint
granted, it's paint 3D but that only gives me the magic wand selector
work PC so i can't install stuff
James King
I swear I read that post over and over to see if you mentioned paint
Josiah Gomez
If your internet isn't especially monitored, you can use Pixlr's web editor, it's about as good as GIMP.
Parker Allen
Grayson Taylor
Lincoln Morris
Levi Miller
NOBODY LIKES MILLHOUSE
Henry Flores
>Pixlr's web editor
this is the least functioning piece of image manipulation software i've ever seen
please don't ever suggest it again
Austin Cox
moeposters on suicide watch
Lucas Hall
That could be a legitimate joke on old Simpsons.
Samuel Peterson
holy fuck
sniid posters BTFO
Isaiah Gonzalez
Kek, that one's new to me.
Levi Moore
Oliver Cook
Leo Gray
Oh man, that's fucking great
Joseph Thompson
Nathaniel Morales
Adrian Baker
I've never had any particular issues with it, other than the clone stamp tool just not working.
Wyatt Sanchez
Julian Bennett
Too meta for me
Noah Cook
Liam James
I mean, it's based on two legitimate jokes on old simpsons, that's the point.
Austin Hall
during the simple task of fitting a quadrilateral into another one
>can't paste from clipboard, have to get the images from a saved file with both in a single image so i can start working
>canvass by default is white and not transparent, can't move one half of the pic over the other because the white shows
>have to instead use the wand and fiddle with sensitivity until it selects what i want it to select
>still doesn't work, part of a shoulder becomes transparent as i move the crop
>have to select an area, pick another tool to actually move it instead if being able to do it directly by grabbing the appropriate anchor point like in say paint.net
>once i try to distort the image, the part under the distorted crop turns white, have to redo the whole thing, move up a layer and try again
>as i click on the OK to confirm the changes, the entire layer shifts to center to where i clicked yes on the prompt, have to re-align the whole thing again
Nicholas Edwards
Top quality.
Liam Sanchez
truteal, I thought you were cool
Thomas Young
Jason Ward
Liam King
This one always fucking kills me.
Carson Murphy
This one is fantastic.
Ayden Rogers
I saw another one but I forget what it was, someone's torso being rubbed to invisibility
Jeremiah Jones
fucking hell
Sebastian Martinez
Snickerrrrrr
Ethan Nelson
imagine how the world looked ten thousand years ago, twenty thousand, before all the rock art outside the caves was washed away and the people who understood it and made it were all dead
Andrew Bennett
Was it the grease me up bit?
Grayson Bailey
jesus christ
Josiah Reyes
Holy shit
Josiah Fisher
yes, that was it. good memory.
Zachary King
The pasting thing is obnoxious as hell, I'll give you that. I learned recently there's a "paste into new layer" option that makes things easier.
Did your two-in-one base image have a white section in it when you made it with Paint? Because that would have shown up in any editor since Paint can't do transparent .PNGs. Likewise even Photoshop has the "background layer defaults to white unless you change the settings" and the the futzing around with selection sensitivity. I am curious which function you used for distorting though, I've never had a layer shift like that.
Alexander Nelson
Hmm, pretty good
Jaxson Miller
free distort up in the dropdown menus
Robert Diaz
Caleb Fisher
Ryan Gray
jolly sodding meme mate
Alexander Foster
Dominic Evans
Anthony Adams
Why all the piss?
Chase Torres
I don't know, exactly, but whenever he shows up, a lot of people get pissed.
Jack Scott
no "lobster claws" this time
Zachary Gray
Moe in that reminds me of binding of Isaac
Ian Taylor
why
Kayden Flores
Austin Nguyen
Ryan Cooper
Aaron Sullivan
Connor Sanchez
> I'll eat every ape I see, from Amazon to Missouri
Nathaniel Reed
Ryan Ward
William Butler
We need more animated memes
Nathaniel Ramirez
Evan Jenkins
Andrew Smith
hard damn work but worth it. if I had any idea how..
Jacob Roberts
what is the deal with moefags? where did they come from?
Jonathan Ortiz
I don't moe, no one moes
Carson Davis
/a
Logan Price
Flaming Moes is my favorite episode and that's my favorite joke. Thank you, whoever you are.
Andrew Russell
I wish I made this one. I just saw it posted once, saved it with a clever filename, and have posted it ever since. it's easily in my top five along with
Oliver Reyes
Fuck you got me. Lol.
William Parker
It's like that one super from dong dong never die
Jacob Nelson
I like that they don't all have to be super clever references or some kind of pun, sometimes it's just "oh it's a tunnel with water. well, we remember what came down one of those" and suddenly it's even funnier than the actual scene
Juan Allen
Jacob Barnes
You have superior tastes
Chase Morales
I just wish my sense of taste wasn't constantly making me want to correct/redo ones like or where I feel the cadence or wording need work and I can imagine just how they'd be better (and that's not how zukowski is spelled, see zu would be at the end of the book while za wouldn't, so much) but I'm just being a nitpicky faggot
Like I actually wrote and requested and the first thing I thought after seeing it was "fuck, it should be snru-oob. oh well I'll still thank the guy because that's a great job editing"
It wouldn't be that hard to fix either since it'd only be a change of the unedited bottom half..
Gabriel Carter
FUCK
Jaxon Scott
I'm sure there's an appropriate Simpsons quote to use when correcting your incorrect correction, but I'm too dumb to recall it.
Jordan Murphy
Based.
Aiden Long
Yea Forums
Levi Lee
Tell whoever made this meme, to get their shit together.
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Blake Scott
holy fuck
Aiden Johnson
Was thinking of that recent drag queen episode myself.
Chase Smith
Those two weren't actually Homer though.
Jace King
Charles Martinez
Jack Sullivan
John Morgan
Now that's something....
Alexander Gonzalez
You just give 'em one o' these!
Connor Carter
based taste
Michael Ross
Liam Rodriguez
God damn it, this is gold.
Mason Wood
Damn, don’t think I’ve ever seen this one before, always like getting some new ones, it’s like trading cards
Luis Harris
this is incredible
John Walker
Kek.
Henry Brooks
Anyone think there’s shitposting potential using this?
Kayden Morgan
Any that used Zombie Simpsons as a base to improve with with Classic Simpsons shitposting?
Aiden Roberts
I love these threads but I hate how insane they make me look giggling like a retard in public.
Dylan Barnes
>build
>filename
Jacob Wood
Here's some OC. Apologies in advance if it's a little small.
Jace Bailey
Michael Sullivan
This, incidentally, also a rare example of a funny FG gag
Gabriel Torres
Horse milk would be good for forming the children into fearsome steppe warriors
Kevin Perry
I feel like Australia needs more Westerns.
Evan Thomas
Gamer oppression never ends
Luis Brown
Jose Parker
Chase Perry
Blake Bennett
huh. but the captioning and frinkiac
okay, so it's still not ZAkowski
Ethan Brooks
... for gray blob.
Nathaniel Roberts
u wot
Levi Hernandez
oh god i remember those endless wipe rolls. what were the POINT of those?
Parker Green
amazement
Matthew Hernandez
the towel dries out and is only being used by people who've just washed their hands
assuming the bathroom is being cleaned relatively regularly and isn't particularly warm or humid, it's a low-cost solution to the problem of wet hands; the towels are swapped out every day or so anyway for hygiene
wait what were you wiping on them
Nathaniel Hall
You roll it to a clean section and dry your hands on that. So unlike a regular towel you don't have filthy people touching it all over but unlike paper towels there's no waste.
Angel Gomez
"Are you here to kill me?"
"No, my son's name is also Bort"
Dylan Robinson
early FG was consistently good
Sebastian Sanders
>unlike a regular towel you don't have filthy people touching it all over
demonstrably false
>but unlike paper towels there's no waste.
except the energy and detergent of laundering the shits and the fuel to take them to a central laundering facility and the manpower to deinstall and reinstall them
Cameron Thompson
Jonathan Hall
Luke Garcia
see, when I see ones like , I often wonder "is it funnier because they're all the same face, or would it actually be better with different Flanders faces?"
and then I see this and I'm quite sure what makes this work is the different ones. It looks so natural.
Isaac Young
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Samuel Thompson
Jaxon Gutierrez
Gabriel Fisher
Ryan Lopez
I just realized this one's funny for two reasons
the obvious one, plus the time Ralph was like "you're drinking a candle! you don't want wax in your mouth, do you?" and this pumpkin guy was tricked into agreeing to 'a new candle now and again'
Chase Gray
I feel all sorts of conflicting emotions about this actually.
Wyatt King
The Yu gi oh themed ones are my favorite we really need more zero life point edits on general.
Jack Hill
That's considerably less than the energy required to bus paper, pulp and wood around and turn it into varying grades of paper, including paper towels with the requisite absorbency.
It's a little more complicated chemically than just making tree soup; conversely you only bus the reusable towels as far as wherever your laundry facility is, which for larger orgs was often in the same building (even for orgs you wouldn't expect to have that - banks, for example). It doesn't make as much sense if you have to take them a long way, but since even smaller businesses could in theory pool between a single launderer in their midst, it's not like everything is going to the fucking moon and back.
Until the advent of cheap turbine hand dryers and low-cost renewable sources of energy, it absolutely was the definitive environmentally friendly way of doing it.
>but detergent is chemicals!
so are you, and you know what's really shitty? All the fucking dirty idiots I've argued with about detergent levels and dishwashers and clothes washers and dry cleaning down the years, who honestly thought they were getting clean and not just redistributing dirt particles and grease with the amount of soap they used because they wanted to save the planet from itself. Protip: soap works by sticking to shit and sinking. If you filter that water in say a dishwasher, you can reuse it many times more in the same wash without losing the embedded heat energy, inside of a box which is insulated, for a fraction of the energy cost of getting your dishes the same clean in the sink. It's not 1956 and I don't want to eat off your greasy goddamned plates, fucker. Nor do I want to sit next to you at work in your rancid fucking clothes just because you want to save the earth. You know what produces shittons of CO2? Bacteria. You know what kills those pdq? Soap.
It's true that you can use too much detergent in any wash. It's also true that'll fuck your appliances long before it fucks your drain.
Tyler Jackson
whoa dude, you've taken me for someone else.
I just wipe my hands on my pants
Jose Nguyen
Redpill me on how Sneedposting got big.
Did Yea Forums just REALLY find the small joke on the sign hysterical or is it just LEL RANDOM WACKY HUMOR MEME XDDDD
Jackson Morales
Some people legitimately didn't get it and trolls noticed that other people got pissed off at having to explain it over and over and over again. It's since devolved into spamming shitty images and the word "sneed".
Ryder Richardson
repetition. Kinda like how I never once found 'for you' funny, but the phrase 'big guy' comes up just often enough that it fucking erupts from my lips
a good memorable meme latches onto a normal phrase, like a commercial slogan that follows from a commonly-said phrase or a popular song.
Anthony King
Oh boy; and here I was just thinking about them jerking off a bunch of horse dicks.
Owen Thompson
Holy shit there's a lot of new ones in this thread, has some autistic recluse been working on these in secret, biding his time for the perfect thread?
Wyatt Cooper
I think lots of people are making them, they're fun and creative just like memes in the old days.
Jason Baker
Based and Kirkpilled
Brody Turner
I chuckled
Jaxon Sanders
formerly chuckled
Adrian Flores
get a job, hippy
Brayden Sanders
I just realized Lizzie referenced this.
Asher Davis
Oh my god she did that same pose didn't she
Gavin Robinson
Yeah. I can't find a gif of it sadly.
Jacob Gutierrez
Liam Reyes
Luis Morales
Aiden Bailey
Xavier Garcia
I love these meta jokes
Nathaniel Russell
That's the one. Like it.
Evan Brooks
Book clearly says Aaronson, A.
Angel Johnson
Every time
James Cox
...
Aaron Lopez
Should have shooped Bert-Strip Bort in.
William White
Kek....
Sebastian Watson
Connor Richardson
whom?
Jaxon Hill
DUDE SNEED LMAO
Parker Carter
Why does bart have a mustache now
Gavin Long
it's like kissing a peanut
Asher Edwards
i love this thread, here Yea Forums have some sugarposting
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Evan Howard
>No sound
Epic video my man
Jackson James
I honestly wonder if it's possible to shitpost an entire episode of The Simpsons, scene by scene from start to finish.
John Reed
Nolan Morgan
Camden Cox
This was a lot of work for a nothing gag, unless the joke is now they're the Flimpsons just like Homer wanted
Jack Diaz
Joseph Bell
Ooh a threefer.
I'm surprised I haven't seen Barney being already dead mixed with the 'stop, he's already dead' kid from the krustyburglar fiasco before. That's clever. Those two on their own really are an adequate joke
Jacob Garcia
Adrian Sanchez
>Guess who's your real daddy?
Grayson Ward
Asher Lee
Isaiah Gonzalez
Wowzers.
Easton James
Daniel Diaz
Isaac Reyes
Logan Young
There's some guy on youtube who mixes Simpsons episodes so they become pretty dark/messed up.
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Brayden Brown
underrated
Jaxon Thomas
I think it should be time to shop for some new speakers or headphones, my man
Logan Roberts
it depends on the meme. Some look better when they're natural, sometimes the oddness of having all the same face is what makes them funny.
Wyatt Miller
Love that guy, some great stuff
Michael Myers
Based
Luis Sanchez
ORAORAORA
Logan Hernandez
That's pretty good
Thomas Nguyen
Holy shit
Cooper Edwards