The dark knight

>the dark knight
>doesn't wear armor
>doesn't use swords or shields

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Wow OP, you're so ignorant. Didn't you see his sword in Batman: Damned #1?

They cut it out, too violent for the CCA

I thought it was cut because the Waynes were Jewish.

>man of steel
>isn't made of steel

>Lobo the main man
>Hasn't been the main character in a title for years

>The Dark Knight
>He's white

>Webhead
>The webs come from his wrists

>martian manhunter
>doesn't hunt men on mars

>Iron Man
>clearly not a man made of iron

>bruce banner
>isn't a piece of cloth attached to a staff and used as a standard by a monarch, military commander, or knight

>Deathstroke the Terminator
>Not a robot, not from the future

>emma frost
>hot as fuck

>Deadpool
>Not a pool, and virtually cant die

>Black Canary
>Neither black nor a warehouse facility used for canning food products

his suit is his armor (kevlar and shit) use blades on his forearms his mask is a bat helmet......

>Neither black
I've got news for you...

>the dark knight
>is white

user, didn't tangent make a version of Batman that was literally a Dark Knight?

>Wonder Woman
>Literally has a lasso that compels people to tell the truth so she doesn't have to wonder about shit

>Lone ranger
>Has horse pet as constant company

>Wolverine
>is actually a man

>Hasn't died from a stroke

>the caped crusader
>his symbol isn't a cross
>isn't related to the church
>his stories aren't set in the medieval era

>The Last Son of Krypton
>Has a cousin

they blacked cannary in the DCEU

>dark knight
>wasn't knighted

>Arm Fall Off Boy
>Arm doesn't fall.. oh wait

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>Fastest man alive
>There is like 4 as fast as him

To what fucking end honeslty? Birds of Prey wes literally never about diversity.

>World's Greatest Detective
>Can't figure out the Joker's identity, a guy who literally doesn't wear a mask

>Aquaman
>Doesn't live in pure water, range of 7.5 to 8.4 pH due to varying salinity of environments.

Neither an actual wolf

>Han Solo
>Always with Chewbacca

>Frank Castle
>not an honest medieval structure

>Cyclops
>has two eyes

>Two Face
>has one face, half of it is just burned

It's because he has webs on his mask bro.

webs on the mind.

>u-go girl
>teleports everywhere

but he is a martian and he does hunt men on occasion

>not a bird

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>starfire
>isn't a living star with fire powers

>not a bird

says you, m8

Duh, she's the last daughter of Krypton.

>The Hooded Claw
>doesn't wear a hood
>doesn't have a claw

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Then what about Zod?

He's the last shit uncle that never brings any presents.

>called Raven
>uses magic
>has no affiliation with odin

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>Moon Knight
>It's not a knight from the moon

He does wear armor now, though. And his cape sometimes works as a shield for some reason.

>ironman
>isn't a man made of iron

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