Left or right?

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

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W-woah! Could you not post this cr*p? I could get fired if my boss sees this.

I'M COLOR BLIND

This would've been hot if Harley didn't look like the trashy Margot Robbie verson of her.

>on Yea Forums
>at work
>censoring the word crap.

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What a fag.

Hope you don't think you can get this thread deleted by posting non-blue board images.

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What a cuck lol

THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS user

Yeah, it came out wrong. I accept that. I should have worded it differently.

Who works on Sunday?

A priest?

Doctors, nurses, police, firemen etc.

Pamela Isley.

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both, also sorce.

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AREOLA

Depends on which Batman series.

The Animated Series and The Batman, you can't go wrong with either.

The Arkham games definitely Ivy.

Not sure about DCSHG yet due to the lack of em atm.

This.

A-user! I'm at work! I dont want my boss.to see this and fire me!

Ideally both.

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Every store that's open on sunday has staff.
Literally millions of people.

Are they bottomless?

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I'll go with the one modeled after Bettie page.

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In between~

Can the shenanigans be +18?

yes?

The crazy one. Right choice in bed, wrong choice for everything else.

Yes, being fuck buddies is completely fine and actually is encouraged. As long as we're not doing the tru wuv Harlivy shit then we're golden.

based

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You know Ivy is also crazy.

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You mean her best version?

>As long as we're not doing the tru wuv Harlivy shit then we're golden.

You know avoiding that point is useless, right? Some way or another the "tru wuv Harlivy" shit is always going to happen

How about hand-holding?

Excuse me! I come here for serious discussion of cartoons and comics, not to be subjected with crass smut.

FPBP

>Harley on top
>Ivy on bottom

Nonono you're shipping it WRONG. YOU'RE SHIPPING IT WRONG REEEEEE

FINE DAY SUNDAY

This is a blue board user

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>Trashy slut version of Harley

disappointing

Left.
How could anyone pass up Harley Quinn thighjobs and lap dances in her nylon bodysuit? Do you not like soft silks on your penis?

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this

I wish that you trip stepping on a lego piece and somehow manage to rip your balls off while falling down.

Mcdonalds workers?

Thanks, I got promoted.

as long as it's consensual.

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Not if you treat Ivy like her own person and not Harlry's gf.

This, Harley is a sub, clear as day.

Even then you'll have people asking for the ship. Just look at the ruckus Humphries is creating by making Ivy completely disappear from the Harley book. Harley and Ivy, at this time, are too closely tied together for it ever not lead to the tru wuv Harlivy end

put me in the screencap

It's actually just the same Love Interest problem you always get. If Harley's the $$$$ character and Ivy is just her accessory gf, that is shit. But it's just as shit if it's platonic and Ivy is just treated like Harley's afterthought sidekick with no personality. The real issue is just fleshing out both characters in their own right.

Nigga fine then, watch me fuck both of them. Im gay but id still do it to make you cry bitch.

Looks like jannies took the weekend off.

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>If Harley's the $$$$ character and Ivy is just her accessory gf, that is shi

Isn't that a problem most ships have. I don't think that issue is exclusive to Harley and Ivy. It happens with Batman and Catwoman, Midnighter and Apollo, Superman and Lois, etc.

Are you really comparing Superman and Lois Lane, a relationship which has been front and center since 1938, with a meme relationship that got popular because of an girl's night out episode from a cartoon?

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Lovely

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People who work at convenience stores.

I'm at work right now. No really. I work Fri-Tues.

God.

Can we not pretend that Clark and Lois Lane is some kind of brilliant romance? I'm way more invested in Harley and Ivy anyway.

I don't think Catwoman is quite as bad as Lois, she does have a role of her own (supervillain) without dating Bats so even when Eartha Kitt played her and they couldn't have love stuff for "reasons" it still makes sense for her to appear. I agree that the lovey shit overshadows everything else a lot and that is tiresome though.

Which one does butt stuff? That one.

According to Kevin Smith, Ivy.

Perfect

>Ivy
>taking anything phallic inside her
>being a bottom
off model = death

I'm not the first one that made that comparison, man. And in term of pairing issues I dare to make the comparison. Comic pairing tend to have that problem that one is the main character while the other is the accesory, you can't deny that. Even the mighty Superman & Lois have that problem from time to time.

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Nice

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>Harley domming

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I don't understand why they're a thing. Ivy's supposed to hate all humans, male and female, for harming nature.

He famously doesn't. That slacker.

Because Harvey is the stereotypical "innocent", someone that's influencable enough for psychos like Joker or Ivy to think they could be their disciple and/or companion of misery. Even psychos get lonely.

>when Eartha Kitt played her and they couldn't have love stuff for "reasons"
Was it...?

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Literally yes

>not being down with the ol' time swirl

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>nylon
It’s latex

>latex
It's spandex.

>I don't understand why they're a thing.
Have you never read Harley and Ivy by Timm and Dini?

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Tom Kinf's a retard, though. Why would anyone listen him?

Cope cuck lol

Right

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy were supposed to friends and be an abusive relationship at that, where Ivy's constantly berating and slapping Harley around whenever she's frustrated. They were based on the Brain and Pinky, after all.

It was only when DC started to actively pander to fans that they transformed them into this sugary lesbian romance where Ivy's this super understanding and supportive lesbian lover who's always there to help and accepts everything, even being cucked. It became not only boring, but cringy as hell.

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>and be an abusive relationship at that

You're kidding, right? Even in their first appearance in the comics, in Batman Adventures, you have this page. Harley and Ivy was created to be an opposite of the Harley/Joker relantionship. Whereas one was the abusive one (Harley/Joke), the other one was the more healthy one in comparison. You had comic and episodes scene showing that.

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A big issue is that Harley is D A M A G E D from inception. It's not (or at least shouldn't be) an issue of whether her partner is abusive, she pretty clearly seeks abuse, and resolving the issue by making her ex-partners less abusive is the coward's way out. But that's what cape writers do.
I'm casual regarding DC, did I miss a fantastic comic exploring her psyche or am I right with having the impression that they changed her from abused to """strong female character""" without much of an arc?

sweet smelling braps or foul smelling braps?

>I'm a casual
No shit.

Oh hey thanks. Could you point me to the big arc where Harley grows as a person and the issue isn't just treated as her switchiing from abusive partner to supportive partner?
Thanks again.

Smells like patchouli

Was that written by Dini or Timm? No. In the cartoon and the few comics written by them Harley and Ivy were friends, yes, but Harley would always drive Ivy up the walls whenever she screwed one of Ivy's plans, with Ivy getting physical most of the times.

I'm not saying that Ivy would attempt murder like the Joker, despite threatening such a thing, but she'd try to slap and scratch Harley.

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Oh my. this is lewd

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Why? You're not actually gonna read the fucking thing.

It's like saying Booster and Ted's friendship was abusive.

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It’s latex

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Are you really going to cope with it not existing that way?
I read comics, not all of them obviously and the Bat environment I'm not too familiar with, but don't let that allow you to pretend to take the high road. Is it that terrible that you wouldn't recommend me to read it?

Ted was pretty abusive to Michael sometimes.

I want to anally inseminate Harley

Would you call it an abusive relationship tho?

Can be, but that's the fun of it, Ted can be a dick to Michael precisely because they're "straight" and friends. It's expected and amusing.

If DC turned Ted and Michael into a gay couple, though? You can bet your ass they'd never make fun or berate one another, they'd always be there for one another while sperging about how much they love one another, and all that sugary boring crap where they've to be depicted as a model couple. All because of representation and wokeness.

See, that's my only problem with Harley and Ivy as they currently are right now. I don't care that they're bi or gay, or a couple. I find it hot, actually. But making them a legit gay couple sucked out all the interesting and amusing chemistry they had. Now every panel with them is them hugging out and telling each other how important they are for one another. Ivy stopped being like Bran, where she sold herself as smart, knowledgeable, confident, and in control while putting Harley down, and Harley while still being her ditzy self stopped being the dumb troublemaker that always ruin things, which would amusingly set Ivy off who'd quickly lose composure. Now is all about "Oh, baby girl this", or "Oh, girlfriend" that, and yadda, yadda.

Just dropping by to say Harley’s ONLY good costume is her original. End of discussion

ivy duh.

Its only cucking if you have a romantic relationship with one of the girls and you do not get to participate.

buttsex doesn't make babies

But the tranny discord said it does!

Keep telling yourself that

Does watching porn makes one a cuck?, because that's your logic.

Spirit shall suffice where flesh fails, puny mortal.

Neither, really. Harley would probably get annoying after a while and never stop talking about the Joker. Ivy will brainwash me, kill me, or both.

Kinda

Jacking off to lesbian porn makes you one, yes

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Then we all are cucks then. Case closed.

Good ol Dini comes to Yea Forums to remind us of the one true path

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Fuck you i liked this movie

Me too, it was a fun little flick.

SEETHING

They're.. you know... friends.

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Clearly lesbians can never ever have abusive relationships. Only straight white men like Joker are abusive.

She's fucking ugly. She isn't even as fun as the real Harley Quinn. Her voice also sucks ass.

In the bedroom, it's nylon.

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I wasn't about sex. More like Harl and Ivy getting into nsfw situations. Like sneaking back to safety after finding themselves without clothes

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They are a good duo and it literally lessens both characters to ruin their genuine friendship by thinking with your dick. They should be best friends, nothing more. It's way funnier when two straight girls end up in bawdy situations anyway.

Harley is good clean fun. A fucking wacko with a great body and a fun personality and a cute accent. What's not to love.
Ivy really hits me in the femdom belt though. Her seduction techniques and her poisoned lipstick (and body) are my fetish. Not to mention Tying people up with vines and that whole schtick. Honestly I'm annoyed how nobody uses her for domination more.

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Ivy would probably kill me, but Harley is insufferable, so Ivy.

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Left
>knows how to fuck
>an ass that won't quit
>porbably will let you choke her
Right
>shortstack
>femdom
>probably has a real sexy voice

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womanlets, when will they learn?

>porbably will let you choke her
I will never, ever understand this fetish. Both from the giving and receiving end.

Foul smelling got it

Cuts off blood flow to the brain giving you a feeling of exstacy.

Powerplay and submissiveness
Shortstacks are at least sub 5 foot man but are the same weight as a taller woman but it's more proportioned in the hips/ass

I mean, I get it in theory, but the reality of it is still really fucked up to me. Like, you're going through the motions of killing someone, basically. Not my cup of tea, but whatever.

I like how they're covered in jizz.

>5'2"
>105lbs

That is not a shortstack. That's a shortsticc.

Which is ironic since lesbians are legit and by far the no.1 in domestic abuse and post-commitment bed death.

all that really tells you are that lesbians are more likely than other demographics to report on domestic abuse instead of put up with it and hope for the best

It's not ironic because that has nothing to do with the post. Fuck off back to pol.

How have you been HarleyIvyFag? Everybody explained to you they were not supposed to be gay when they were created.

>Dini didn't write them as gays
>Timm hates the ship

Right

How tall is Harley then? Isn't she usually depicted as shorter than Ivy? So she's shorter than 5' 2"?

Left with right

Cuck
Patrician choice

>Everybody explained to you they were not supposed to be gay when they were created.
Then who put in the lesbian subtext?

Harley is like 5'7

Guys don't understand women's weight, partially because of deliberate obfuscation on behalf of women.

This Ivy was so cute. One of the few good things about The Batman

>The Arkham games definitely Ivy.

Depends. In Asylum i would go with Pam. In City and Knight i would go with Harl.

Under the same logic she shouldn't be a vegan. Each time she's seen eating plants it's like a PETA fag eating a burger.

Unfortunately the fruitarian diet will wreck you, as Steve Jobs and Ashton Kutcher method acting as Steve Jobs found out the hard way.

The Jains have been doing it for long enough though

It's undoubtedly spandex. Latex wouldn't last a week with all the acrobatics and shit she does.

this is a fantastic answer

Cartoon Harley, movie Ivy.

I kinda wanna draw some Harley and Ivy. Anyone got some ideas?

them FUCKING actually just some hand holding

Can I get a source for that pic?

Desab dna Dellipmmit

As we have explained many times in BTAS there wasn't a lesbian subtext. At that time the writer didn't think a parody of Thelma and Louis could be understood as a lesbian relationship.

It's was a joke cause both ships were crack ships. Whenever Paul Dini writes Harley she's Joker's girlfriend, the last time he wrote Harley Loves Joker

The Simpsons did it

Is there a comic where Harley and Joker have a genuine and loving relationship?
Not saying they should have one but is there such a universe?

>69 Green St.
>69
BTAS was GOAT

Whose this "we" you keep mentioning?

Batman The White Knight (2018)
Batman The dark prince charming (2018)
Batman: Lovers & Madmen reprint coming soon

Thanks, user!

Welcome to Yea Forums
Yea Forums had many long threads discussing whether Harley and Ivy had subtext

Well it's not subtext anymore. Does that bother you?

I theorize that trusting someone enough to the point where you’d let them almost kill you knowing that they never would is part of the appeal.

is that cum or ice cream?

Both, they crashed some dudes birthday party and then raped him.

this, sticking your dick in crazy is a bad idea.

>sejic working on a secret black label book
SOON! This is going to be good

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So, the choice is between somewhat quickly dying from poisoning or getting my ass whopped by Joker, probably. Hm, that's a tough one.

I've done it and it's kinda hot, never understood why either though.

What kind of faggot are you? More crazy pussy for me then.

Think Harley ever poisons someone with her sloppy seconds?

Go back to /u/

I hate Yuri so much I fyckung hate Yuri SO MUCHgodsamn it two girls coul

you ok?

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>image cuts off right before the vagina
fucking love that

Eh didn't come out as good as I'd hoped.

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Looks good.

Ivy looks like she just realized she needs to poop

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their relationship was a billion times more nuanced and interesting and hot when the lesbian shit was just implied instead of being spelled out.

Yeah honestly. When Harley and Ivy are treated like characters first and a couple second they're one of my favorite DC pairings. But when they're just nonstop gooey lesbainfic romance they're just dull. 2 Villains who are incredibly close but still butt heads is certainly preferable to the lovey-dovey crap in Harley's comic run.

We need an animated adaptation of this.

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>A post about lesbians and abusive relationships responding to a post about lesbians and abusive relationships has nothing to do with the post

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