Anyone have the superior version

Why is it none of these strips ever call the Pokemon just Pokemon? They always gotta' add creatures or monsters at the end.

They think of it as a product type and assume there's loads of different brands of it.

"I'm gonna get some colgate toothpaste"
"I'm gonna get some pokemon creatures"

>not set for the evian/naive joke
C'mon kid!

You ever notice how the same sorts of people that complain about sweat shops are the same sort of people that defend illegal immigration by claiming that illegal immigrants are needed to work in sweat shops/indentured servitude jobs?

well sure as fuck these people won't be working in factory, they will be card carrying communist government representants

someone gotta do the dirty job for peanuts, even if he wants to pray 5 times a day and strangle stray puppies for blasphermy

Why did you include a massive space in the middle of your post?
>someone gotta do the dirty job for peanuts
Not really

Fiji is actually a bad company but not because of the price.

>Not really.
In your fantasy world where Americans don't feel entitled to great jobs maybe. Or maybe it's a fantasy world where big farms are held accountable for their hiring practices and corporations have to reform to a higher standard. You're not going to find that in America.

It makes kids go outside. That's just not natural. Back in my day we watched movies at home.

No kid has ever called them "Pokemon creatures"

This is grandpa beating up a strawman for being on his lawn

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No shit. This picture isn't a retelling of a real story.

Post "Phones Bad" comics

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>pokémon creatures
>not just calling them Pokémon

who does that

>that defend illegal immigration
You are aware that if they are made illegal, they can no longer be exploited out of threat of expulsion, right ?

That means better working conditions. there is no contradiction, there.

I really want to see where you guys are seeing people claiming illegal immigrants are needed for indentured servitude jobs

The contradiction is they want to crash the price of labour with quasi Roman style serfdom

There has been a bit of a stretch of reality.
With the number of immigrants being more and more reduced, seasonal employer have got more and more difficulty finding workers, as they ususally use illegal immigrant.

The left pointed that out as proof they are not stealing jobs and that the entries of immigrants should increase and be made legal.

The right misinterpreted that as meaning that the left want more illegals to be exploited and abused.

>they want to crash the price of labour
No, they don't. See It's not about the crash price, it's about how those workers are actually needed and everyone would benefit from making their entries and work legal.

All immigrants do is drive the cost of labour down. This only benefits the wealthy

The work isn't needed though. You don't need fruit handpicked in 2019. It's just cheaper.

>All immigrants do is drive the cost of labour down.
No, they don't. If their entry is illegal, they won't work in the black market and be put to the same conditions as other workers.

Furthermore, as already told, they tend to take jobs nobody else want to take, meaning they aren't affecting other workers. Wealthy people only benefit from it if they are here illegally and make them work in black. Which is exactly what the left want to put a end to.

>The work isn't needed though
It literally is. That was the whole point of those articles. Farm industries has issues finding workers.

Doing jobs in high demand for low cost is literally how you reduce the value of Labour you moron.

Thanks to immigrants it's close to impossible for natives to do low skill labour in the US.

No they have issues finding cheap labour to make their profits look good.

thoroughly wrong. read this, or better yet a history book

americanaffairsjournal.org/2018/11/the-left-case-against-open-borders/

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Most farms In the US are run so badly due to subsidiaries and easy access to cheap labour.

I mean Californian farms constantly say you can't pick half of their crops by machine yet Spain has the same crops with picking machines.

I am talking about modern politic, moron.

That is about modern politics. Open borders only helps millionaires

>Open borders only helps millionaires
False. It's black market that help millionaires.

Immigrant with a fair pay and legal stay are more likely to develop their own business and improve the economy.

The statistics you spout are so faulty.

The rich indian becoming a dentist is not the same as the Cuban picking oranges.

I wouldn't call others morons while not understanding basic labour theory

here are some choice quotes for you

>The transformation of open borders into a “Left” position is a very new phenomenon and runs counter to the history of the organized Left in fundamental ways. Open borders has long been a rallying cry of the business and free market Right. Drawing from neoclassical economists, these groups have advocated for liberalizing migration on the grounds of market rationality and economic freedom.

>He’s not wrong. From the first law restricting immigration in 1882 to Cesar Chavez and the famously multiethnic United Farm Workers protesting against employers’ use and encouragement of illegal migration in 1969, trade unions have often opposed mass migration. They saw the deliberate importation of illegal, low-wage workers as weakening labor’s bargaining power and as a form of exploitation. There is no getting around the fact that the power of unions relies by definition on their ability to restrict and withdraw the supply of labor, which becomes impossible if an entire workforce can be easily and cheaply replaced. Open borders and mass immigration are a victory for the bosses.

Mass migration of low skilled workers is literally for the benefit who employ tons of low skilled workers.

The native low skill workers suffer from a dilution of their value.

Fact.

>Today’s well-intentioned activists have become the useful idiots of big business. With their adoption of “open borders” advocacy—and a fierce moral absolutism that regards any limit to migration as an unspeakable evil—any criticism of the exploitative system of mass migration is effectively dismissed as blasphemy. Even solidly leftist politicians, like Bernie Sanders in the United States and Jeremy Corbyn in the United Kingdom, are accused of “nativism” by critics if they recognize the legitimacy of borders or migration restriction at any point. This open borders radicalism ultimately benefits the elites within the most powerful countries in the world, further disempowers organized labor, robs the developing world of desperately needed professionals, and turns workers against workers.

>soda using sugar
lol

>The rich indian becoming a dentist is not the same as the Cuban picking oranges.
That's irrelevant. The point is, if you make a decent pay, you are more likely to start your own business.

>here are some choice quotes for you
Again i was talking about modern politic.

And migrants with legal stay can't be abused the way they currently are.

If anything, it might means they won't work anymore in country with poor working-protection laws and come to ones with better one, resulting ins industries no longer able to exploit them.

And the point of mass migration is for no low skill workers native or otherwise to get decent pay.

>The native low skill workers suffer from a dilution of their value.
>Fact.
You really seems to have issue with "same condition as legal working people". It's also why the left want to increase minimum wage, precisely to avoid those kind of abuse.

Again, immigration would only benefit the riches for black market.

All your reasoning is based on a logic where the pay is decided on an unregulated market. The moment you introduce minimum wages, union rights, and working-law, it all fall apart.

>it's good to drive wage markets down because at least more people may be stuck as wage slaves.

Spoken like a true modern Democrat

this one?

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Not what I say.

And mass immigration only cause wage to go down if they work in the black market. With decent pay, they are more likely to start their own business, thus driving the economy up.

The thing you seems to ignore is that, currently, in the US, the majority of Business owner lack college degree:
cnbc.com/2017/07/19/survey-shows-majority-of-business-owners-lack-college-degree.html
Your whole "low skill" argument fall apart, there.

YOUNG ADULTS AND KIDS ARE GATHERING OUTSIDE WITH THEIR FACEBOOK MACHINES, THEY ARE TALKING AND INTERACTING
NO SIR I DONT LIKE IT

>wage slaves
Democrat want to increase minimum wage.

dont make me post the snowman one

60 year-old dinosaurs who've been out of the loop since the late 70's

This one is kinda chuckleworthy at least, doesn't try to beat you over the head too hard with a message

I would call that irony.

>business-owners-lack-college-degree
no shit, why study when dad gives you the key when he retires? There's also a lot of "I don't have work, crating a company only requires a fax and a phone call so I can literally get paid for anything I do, like my youtube channel

Do it.

mate you're a fucking npc

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Raising the minimum wage doesn't actually solve anything.

You can't fix years of labour values dropping with artificial inflation of wages. It just leads to layoffs.

>increase minimum wage
>price of goods increase to compensate for higher wages reversing the benefit the wage increase had to begin with
>businesses of all kind have to either cut hours to their workers or fire them to compensate
>hurt poverty stricken individuals because their employment is not worth the hiked up minimum wage
>the rise in minimum wage will not garuntee a rise in all other wages, making priority hires worth less on the job market.
I'm so sick of idiots pushing for a increased minimum wage, learn a thing or two about basic economics and listen to your Milton Friedmans instead of your Karl Marxs

He legit thinks importing more poor people won't lead to more poor people.

If you know it’s shit, then why are trying to enable it you fucking retard? Cynicism isn’t an excuse for wanting to shoot yourself in the foot.

It's this kind of stupidity that widens economic disparity.

ok, you asked for it

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I don't know what people get so upset about it. There are really people who act like this.

And they're usually feminists

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man, FUCK PEOPLE
GAMERS RISE UP

Aye. This is the comic you must respond at them with.

They're called women.

A snowman?

Today i am reminded why i stopped reading that wreck

strongman?

YES

But that is exactly the kind of cunty daughter the cunty mom would raise.
They're merely physical representations of a the transmutations of feminism.

>cunty daughter
did you say cunny daughter?

fuck jeans mutants and their long arms

Literal boomers, duh. Remember it took them years to finally stop them from call them Pokemans

Oh. . . I didn't know it got that bad
F

psshh
she wishes

Well, phones ARE bad, don't deny it.
And this one is comically exaggerated enough to be funny.

Pro-illegal immigration types are also typically pushing for a higher minimum wage. If you make their work legal though there’s no incentive to hire them over anyone else, which would remove their reason to come in the first place.

>Communists don't understand economics

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>Tfw daughter too ugly to molest

How many boards do you cunt up with this sperg?

>Pro-illegal immigration types
look at this fucken npc, look at it and laugh
nobody is pro illegal anything you dumb shit

Ever hear
>They do the jobs Americans won't, so they can't be stealing your jobs silly.
Except that's wrong, the jobs they take pay them under minimum wage, or are grulling for little comparative pay. If they payed more Americans would take the jobs, but instead you get cheep foreigners to do it instead.

Yeah but the reason they want that is to win in office for all time. It's a democracy change the mob change the right to rule.

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Not really. The president is not decided by the most votes.

>No, they don't. If their entry is illegal, they won't work in the black market and be put to the same conditions as other workers.
A few things.
First, black market sounds big and spooky, anywhere where illegals are employed is a black market by default, and a whole lot of businesses are willing to high people for under minimum wage.
>Furthermore, as already told, they tend to take jobs nobody else want to take, meaning they aren't affecting other workers
Except it's the EXACT OPPOSITE OF THIS do you want to know what happens in an industry if no one wants to take a job? The wage for that job rises till someone wants to take it! The "unwanted" jobs they're taking up are just jobs that are undercutting the job market, which lowers the cost of labor as a whole. This benefits wealthy consumers, but not the native labor force.
>Wealthy people only benefit from it if they are here illegally and make them work in black.
No, they benefit from the wage depression in general.
>Which is exactly what the left want to put a end to.
And here we get to the biggest fucking problem. You're only bloody solution to all this is open borders free citizenship ect. But that's incompatible with democracy, if we let them come here, even if we don't give them citizenship, their kids will radically shift the voting network. You're asking people to trade their fundemntal right to self determination for... What exactly? Cheeper veggies that won't even happen if they get minimum wage?

He only ever made this one I think.

Nigger he literally is
>B-but muh electoral college
They can move you know? They're not all going too stay in the south.
You are asking for the end of self governance, I want a reason why.

You cheeky bugger.

that little girl's shoulders are wider than mine

is it this one

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>The right misinterpreted that as meaning that the left want more illegals to be exploited and abused.
>If their entry is illegal, they won't work in the black market and be put to the same conditions as other workers.
>Furthermore, as already told, they tend to take jobs nobody else want to take, meaning they aren't affecting other workers.
The absolute state of this poster. You think "Illegal Immigrant" should be a legalised title? That there should be one set of laws for one class and another set of laws for another? Are you retarded?

Simply this.

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fucking boomers

Because I shouldn't have to upend my family, job, home, and entire way of life just to have my vote matter.

Based water thread

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>you're asking for the end of self-governance
>implying we have that now

Nice leading question btw.

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It's all fun and games until you find out what contaminants are in the floodwater.

Oh shut the fuck up retard. Your vote already doesn't matter. Have you read the Mueller report lately? Russians have literally hacked into our voting machines. Your vote doesn't fucking matter.
>b-b-b-b-but the Mueller report said they only found it in one district in Florida
Yeah because Russia would only hack a single district right? Stupid fucking brainwashed asshole distracted by "immigrants" like the fucking muppet you are, grow up dumbass.

M A L T S H O P

>b b b b but muh russia

faggot

Said it before, but it's because it's a doubling down of their cultural irrelevance.

Pokémon was already a major fad 20 years ago, but just like most fads it calmed down and kids went on to the next thing. But unlike a lot of fads it managed to stay somewhat relevant for years before having a massive resurgence. Now there are grown adults playing pokemon go and going to see a pokemon movie. So imagine you were too old to understand a worldwide phenomenon only for it to resurface and shove your cultural irrelevance even harder into your face twenty years later. Pokémon might as well be wearing a Grim Reaper cloak.

You clever fuck.

>107126448
Holy Christ your an embarrassment.

You joke, but when Earth goes to shit this'll be on point!

Smartphones are literally the most important invention in human history, possibly excluding some really early shit like spears and fire. You have a small plastic object in your pocket that can connect you to any human on earth instantly, that also has access to the entirety of human knowledge and infinite entertainment. That's science fiction shit and has made life exponentially easier and better.

No, Pokemon is the newest entry into IP mainstays like Transformers, GI Joe, Barbie, Star Wars, Littlest Pet Shop, etc. It is no way a "fad."

No, I will crush your leaders.

I knew a bunch of people who went to the USA illegally, they went to work at parking lots. They kept half their payment for them, the other half they sent it here to their families.

>calling that "water"
I call it mosquito breeding grounds.

I like it.

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Phones themselves aren't the problem it's the rate at which technology has advanced
People haven't had a chance to adapt to the rapid influx of technology
Old people have the same rate of cell phone addiction and usage as teens do, if not worse, everyone is on them because they really are one of the most innovative and extensive creations humanity has ever created

>oh no, user called out my argument!
>I better call him a name
>if only I knew how to link to a post properly

You must go back

Somehow I get the feeling this guy wasn't complaining when Hillary was talking to teenagers about getting Pokémon to "Go to the polls":

youtube.com/watch?v=vwaiyjh1dGk

Everything "millenials" like is crap until it suits their purpose.

Even if this post is ironic, as a leftist faggot I'm surprised and depressed about how many people actually believe this shit.

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I assume the original was about EA or some other videogame company being the worst company ever?

Wow you seem really butt hurt that your president won legally with absolutley no collusion with Russia.

r//waterniggas is banned you filth

I don't get the replies. Isn't this a parody comic? It reads like a parody comic.

It's almost creepy how pokemon go pissed off older people so fucking much around 2016 that they went insane whining and complaining about it like this.

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Well yea, no one under 60 would give a shit that "them damn kids" are playing video games.

Haven't they complained about every video game going back to Pac Man as destroying every facet of society?

(((Who))) knows?

The nig try to steal even in prision?!
WELL KEK

Mongos never learn...never

noy from burger land or Europe, what does the terms zoomer and boomer even means?

since we're on the topic of SMBC, did he steal this idea from /pol/ or /int/? i swear ive seen hitlers as a measurement of value here

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>how do you know its not a snow woman
because i built it, you dumb bitch. look up authorial intent

using hitlers as a measurement has been around since the inception of Godwin's Law.

This the one you're talking about?

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They usually use more flattering language, but it’s basically the corporatist reasoning for wanting open borders. Koch brothers type shit.

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In real life: Baby boomer is a term used to describe a person who was born between 1946 and 1964.

On Yea Forums: A boomer is someone 30 years old or older, a zoomer is someone 20 years old or younger. Between those two groups, what's in the middle? The white stuff.

*crack*
*sip*
Now that was a good song.

why the black prisioners stealing chips tho