So I was just unloading a massive shit, what did I miss in Boruto?
LMFAO BRUH just fucking kidding. Like I give a shit. Im tucking myself into bed because there ain’t a god damn thing after Black Clover worth watching, and even that was a wash tonight. Thanks for bundling all the crap together in an easy to skip segment Demarco, you dumb fuck
I want to lick the sweat under mimosas tits then wonder why healing archtype is so rare in the BC world then wondering why its rare all over and i guess it is because it takes away from the whole threat factor "hurt yourself? get healed" or "die? nah just dragonball him at the end of the arc" then i forgot why i had a boner and go back to my life
We've had like 2 threads more than normal with this new schedule. I think getting rid of the Pokemon lead-in was a bad choice but I'm biased because I've been watching the anime ever since it debuted in 2004. Bobobo bobo bobo was a good replacement idea but I don't know why they never did it, I guess the plans for an english dub fell through.
Everyone remember to thank Lenny for the new schedule! What a wonderful 2020.
Noah Russell
ok if any of you have some recent stories pls tell them. I'm pretty much done with the block but im bored and thay last user didn't finish his story when him mom got the gun out
I love the idea that kunioichi have to learn to use chakra to control alcohol tolerance. Like you gotta use that for espionage missions and undercover shit.
>>then wonder why healing archtype is so rare in the BC world >then wondering why its rare all over It's not that rare, it's just rare among the Magic Knights as they're mostly combat oriented. There's Jellyfish dude and a whole group of no-named healing faggots.
So the Leaf are interventionist faggots In the land of Water, they have multiple water-based ninja villages that are struggling for supremacy/stability, and then these ninjas from the land of Fire come in and start picking sides in their potential water civil war
Jace James
Was that Kirito just now?
Aiden Watson
I don't think sisters are supposed to have cockrs user...
Colton Sanchez
Middle-age spread hits hard for kunoichi when they get desk jobs.
Christopher Hernandez
what channel
Matthew Howard
Wow Kagura's super salty.
Connor James
we been over this it would be bad and unsatisfying
Brandon Davis
But why?
Hudson Richardson
Is it taking anyone else a bit longer than usual for a post to go through?
I'm shocked they haven't tried to bury this series in the west
Isaac Rogers
after reaching a certain age, whether complacency or despair, they stop taking care of themselves
Jackson Davis
>Literally playing UNO: Ninja Edition.
Charles Diaz
Syfy. >A youth's experiments on his snake causes it to grow until it's big enough to swallow cars and helicopters. A burgeoning rap group in a neighborhood full of wannabe rappers must take out the mutant snake as it slithers through their city.
Logan Young
Well I can't argue against those lucky trips. But fuck you.
Liam Miller
>Papenbrook going retarded over Uno This is hilarious
Julian Johnson
It won't be Toonami if she's not wearing a badly done airbrushed swimsuit.
it should also be noted that Shino was a kid when Anko and Mizukage were adults, so naturally now they are old ladies and he's in his 20s
Jaxson Roberts
Japan doesn't care about that only the west cares
Joseph Davis
whats the context
Liam Wilson
Why does that blonde leaf kid remind me of a chicken?
Jace Brown
That would imply he knows what they want in the first place. But then milk turns into cheese and it's good again, right? Pretty sure she was naked last time they aired it.
it was the so-called Will of Fire that began the era of war in the first place!
Jaxson Thompson
got caught with CP scorched earth via distributors/contracts/past shows/etc in the end he gave an appology and paid a 5k usd fine. actual number not remembered because drunk and this was a long time ago
Luis Powell
Yeah, and that's why no dub remaster.
Zachary Flores
>it doesn't matter what our ancestors did because we aren't them, and it has nothing to do with us how can Boruto be so fucking right?
Luke Bell
ah yes playing cards how exciting
Cooper Phillips
>SyFy I remember watching Dog Soldiers for the first time on SyFy, back when it used its proper spelling
They used to have some semblance of standards then
It was a different time I know I'm just fondly remembering the goofy fun of the water down Toonami from the late 90s/early 2000s where Ryoko would lounge around in a neon purple bikini and get drunk on her -hic- tea.
Ryder Ramirez
Sarada you can't just walk into a boys room. They could've been changing or something.
Adam Reyes
she's a robot being smuggled by pirates
Nolan Jenkins
Actual 3D children.
Wyatt Allen
Why doesn't Sarada just fuck Boruto?
Evan Hughes
From what I vaguely remember A bounty hunter hunts a bounty and finds a girl stuffed in a suitcase
Benjamin Ross
Because their reproductive ability dries up much earlier than men's, so nature makes them age quickly so males won't waste time trying to mate with them. An evolutionary explanation.
Ethan Jackson
I used to watch Gurren Lagann on there, back when they used to be Sci Fi. Those were better times.
Okay I have to watch this now I want to say the time I spent in college, I wasn't happy whatsoever and it left me with my only friends being /tg/ for a long time. I guess if you butterfly effect it and remove that period where I was miserable I wouldn't have met my current gf. I guess I regret not picking up an instrument years ago. Real shit, my guess is he probably still had it leftover from before Jpana made CP illegal which really wasn't that long ago
Holy fuck TPN, SAO and the BC recap ep killed the thread tonight.
Christopher Rivera
Was that the shark guy
Anthony Robinson
Does Boruto never get his own fucking credits? Who were all those other fucks? Sorry Bort no matter how fast you run you can't escape "your" anime.
Brody Allen
>hair down, >taking glasses off >removing jacket God damnit this got me. This fucking got me.
Michael Sanders
shouldn't you be busy covering up the war crimes of the Uchiha Clan and Orochimaru?
Charles Sanders
I'm holding out that the new Dune movie will at least be decent. if it is, there's a chance the others will be made next. God Emperor will be a fucking show if it happens.
Gavin Diaz
That's just stupid. Yes, he's a freak, but that's not reflected in his work at all.
Wyatt Jones
They used to air Monster too, and Noein, that was great. How did it all go so wrong?
Which one? technically it would be 2D images of 3D children, but that doesn't make it that much better. Now the freaky fish guy is back! He just knocked over some ink, that's all. Not quite.
>But then milk turns into cheese and it's good again, right? Cheese isn't just old milk, it's milk that's had certain enzymes added and been kept in controlled conditions, away from various bad microbes etc.
Brandon Thomas
Boruto's dad.
Daniel Brooks
So is Bort gonna take a dump on his dad's bridge ?
Blake Nguyen
whats the difference between sy and sci
Brody Johnson
user it's America, people flipped out when they dug up that old interview with John Wayne where he said he supports white supremacy.
Luke Powell
>Boruto Anime Team:Who?
Isaac Allen
yellow
Michael Robinson
I dont know but Kirito not having friends made me sad and reminded me too much of myself
Robert Wood
Sharks don't ink dumbass you're thinking of squids, octopusses, and cats
Justin Harris
Didn't that get cancelled ages ago?
Noah Nelson
god i feel so old. instead of feeling like, ohh man i gotta fap, i feel like, aww those kids.
I'm 26 and am still a kissless virgin but its not like I could've done anything about it
Adam Price
Literally the entire Naruto-Hinata ship amounts to Hinata's confession in the fight with Pain, her and Naruto holding hands to fight together in the shit against the Ten Tails battles, and then an entire movie dedicated to cementing the ship and marriage between the two.
Sebastian Scott
Wait, the Kyuubi ate Kushina's soul?
Xavier Howard
>You're the nine tails true form Nine tails is pretty cute
John Ward
Not everyone in America is that stupid.
Justin Gray
>what if the Nine tails was just a cute girl
Jordan Mitchell
>ya know THIS IS NOT FUCKING GENETIC WHAT THE FUCK
>nobody ever liked her hair except for Minato & Naruto What the fuck
Matthew Price
Naruto is the Hokage's son, his mom comes from a clan of HUGE chakra deposits and has a giant fox demon pumping his body with red hot firey chakra. He may as fucking well have 7 quirks.
Brayden Diaz
The center one is just the fox's kickass pompadour, user.
Juan Rivera
as retarded as this is, its kinda heart warming, ya know.
Brody Davis
Naruto compliment on his mom's looks spawned so much incest pictures and fanfiction.
Zachary Ortiz
giorno would be 34 years old right now
Elijah Allen
HOW THE FUCK DID MINATO SEAL HIS AND HIS WIFES SOUL AT THE SAME TIME
They dropped it because people got annoyed by it in OG Naruto. They didn't think it was that big a deal. Until this arc came up and it was actually important. So they changed it to y'know so it sounds more like a tick than a catchphrase.
Joseph White
YOU SAID IT AGAIN HAUAUAUAUAHAHAHSAHGHGHGHG
Thomas Reed
Naruto's acting kind of creepy.
Connor Kelly
Oh wow.
Asher Lewis
>It's an anime >for some strange reason they're making fun of a girl with a hair color that's out of the ordinary. What the fuck?
James Thomas
Is red hair that exotic to Japan?
Benjamin Kelly
It seems like only female Uzumakis can use it.
Jordan Thomas
Strawberry blond maybe?
Levi Ramirez
why is this scottish bitch so sexy?
Gavin Peterson
>dad gave up his last name Yikes, beta move Naruto's dad
Zachary Miller
>I'm gonna be the first female Hokage >Me too
Camden Allen
>Flashback Oh boy, 40 episodes of filler!
Jaxson Morgan
>fucking gingers get out reeeeeee Konoha really didn't like the not-Irish apparently
Jace Jackson
They were basically dying at the same time right next to their baby.
Zachary Clark
>I wanna become the first female hokage of the hidden leaf village >"Me too" What did Minato mean by this?
Angel Perry
There are......10 Tails
Jason Torres
Yeah but red hair is sexy.
Liam Powell
why was the nine tails sitting so lewdly when Naruto summoned his chains?
Gabriel Phillips
went from slightly touching to really stupid really quick
And that's when his father developed the become-a-girl-jutsu
Nathan Stewart
I love Izzy’s voice
James Bailey
>tomato
Luis Powell
Goddamn Izzy
Ian Long
Fuck off, Inari
Brody Collins
God I wish that were me
Connor Williams
cute i wanna bully her but if she retaliates id cringe
Austin Jones
She looks like a lady but she's got the (assumed) heart of a thug.
James Davis
I was failing at one college and took too long to nut up and transfer. I have a lot of college regrets, actually. I spent my first year taking general courses, math and history and science, not trying out classes to fish for a major, as if my life's career would just... become obvious out of no where.
"I'm gonna beat up a little girl. That'll prove what a man I am."
Hudson Morris
>beating up a girl >beating up a child >throwing real knives based Leaf village genin!
Eli Long
No wonder he was fixated on Sakura, Nacho had a complex!
Joseph Reed
There's not much of a story, a bunch of my friends in band asked me if I wanted to join their bimonthly orgies. I joined and while fucking a girl one dude started rimming my ass. I came but I wasn't proud of it
Jackson Taylor
>female >can fight >tomboy >cute
What more can you want from a woman? Minato picked a good one.
Have you not noticed this since Naruto's mistreatment? It's kind of really fucked up how everyone tries to protect and save their home because of some of the shit they do. It's no wonder ever-edgy fanfiction writers jumped on making the village even worse to justify people getting fucked over.
Elijah Reed
Because there's a well established clan of blondes in Konoha
Xavier Nelson
Old CN shit probably SJ or AT. Adult Swim and Toonami will die before Naruto ends and it'll just be 24/7 Cartoon Network.
Zachary Wilson
we talking classic shoe locker and school desk vandalizing?
It's fucking weird since Kushina's clan are close relatives of the Senju clan (two of them being Hokages) and their village symbol is inspired by the Uzumaki clan symbol.
Andrew Rivera
"oh mom you got bullied because you were different? I got bullied because I was different! We really are related!!!"
Nolan Ortiz
>society of numbers ZEROES RISE UP
Lucas Brown
Tsunade is blonde. Minato is banana yellow.
Blake Walker
MUSIC VIDEO
IT WAS SHIT
Luke Mitchell
>bleep
seriously? people can say shit with jojo but not the music videos?
>extremely cute girl is bullied (by boys) for having exotic red hair What the fuck was Kishi smoking? In what world would that happen? Pain was right, this fucking village deserves to be wiped out.
Alexander Hernandez
i was ganna mock your post but being a loser is inheritable.. telling you because of a friend
Kayden Ross
>Hinata
Nice joke. Now be serious.
Zachary Ortiz
Dude he just sat there on the ground with her on top of him wailing at his face. Don't defend this garbage.
it's hard to tell who is truly cute in anime since they are all drawn to be uniformly similarly cute.
Asher Phillips
Kids are dumb and gay and dumb. Then they realize they should've tried to get in the pants a few years later. AAAAAAHHHHHH
Easton Reyes
Naruto did the same exact shit to Chunins in the first couple episodes of the series. Genin aren't shit compared even compared to Academy students. They're pretty much on the same level unless you're Naruto who was a Genin in name only.
Jaxon Diaz
With the "be the first female hokage" thing I assumed it was just a stand in for shitting on a girl.
right this is Yea Forums that loves responding like this, nevermind retard
Gabriel Reyes
If she answers me with "yes dear" and a smile that's enough personality for me.
Mason Jackson
Winning made her a Mary Sue.
Luke Taylor
It also helps if you have some special jutsus. These canon fodder kids and adults literally have nothing but basic skills, so they're going to lose.
Ryan Brooks
11:00 Dragon Ball Super 107 (of 131) >REVENGE "F"! A CUNNING TRAP IS SET? 11:30 My Hero Academia 46 (of 64) >FROM IIDA TO MIDORIYA 12:00 The Promised Neverland 2 (of 13) >131045 12:30 Sword Art Online: Alicization 11 (of --) >THE SAGE OF THE LIBRARY 1:00 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 32 (of 39) >JULY 15TH (THURS) PART 2 1:30 Black Clover 66 (of --) >THE SECRET OF THE EYE OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN 2:00 Boruto 28 (of -) >A SHINOBI BOUT OF FRIENDSHIP 2:30 Naruto Shitpuden 246 (of 500) >THE ORANGE SPARK 3:00 Hunter X Hunter 139 (out of 148) >ALLUKA X AND X SOMETHING 3:30 Attack On Titan 6 (of 24) >I CAN HEAR HIS HEARTBEAT: THE STRUGGLE FOR TROST PART 4 Week 360 of Toonami
>Ratings for 4/14 11:00 DB:Super: 827,000 11:30 My Hero: 619,000 12:00 Promised Neverland: 506,000 12:30 Sword Art Online: 515,000 1:00 JoJo: 433,000 1:30 Black Clover: 417,000 2:00 Boruto: 346,000 2:30 Naruto: 316,000 3:00 Hunter: 277,000 3:30 AoT: 232,000
Easton Reyes
A N I M A T I O N and rape
Jonathan Hughes
>running with her arms forward wow she really hasn't been training to be a ninja for very long
Austin Jackson
>That crooked as window
Luis Bennett
Essentially by execution
Easton Hernandez
Her child VA is good at screaming.
Hudson Diaz
Ah, yes. The ninja gang rape squad. A terrifying foe.
Gavin Campbell
>NARUTO-KUN!
There, I just explained her entire character.
Dylan Gonzalez
Wow mom. You really burried the lede. You started this story about being bullied and now you're being sold into slavery?
Gabriel King
>If she answers me with "yes dear" and a smile My heart
all naruto girls are only good to fap to, their writing is garbage
Jacob Davis
I was going to give it a try, but their programmers were lazy and didn't want to add cases for CPUs lacking certain instruction sets. The game won't even start for me despite my processor having more than enough power to run it, just because of its age.
Jordan Gomez
Is this Laura Bailey?
Oliver Stewart
Lol they're dead
Ryan Turner
HOW DID U SPEND 4/20
Grayson Edwards
>Why are you always ignoring me? >Because you can take care of yourself
You can have a fucking conversation, at least, asshole.
Cameron Bailey
Have you ever watched any episode of this show besides this one?
>Father married a feisty red head >Naruto married a busty doormat >Bort could realign this I know people want him with purple traitor but this the better opinion story wise.
do any of them even have a good backstory or reason to be ninja? If it's not just some family tradition, it's just a generic "I'm gonna be Hokage/Tsunade" statement one time.
Kayden Wood
What happened in last week's episode aside from explaining the creepy trap's powers? I slept through the first half.
Luke Collins
Toonami General, will you give HxH good ratings?
James Evans
>They're adding Biscuit to JUMP FORCE why'd they have to make the game shit? I would have loved to play her. FUCK!
Jackson Parker
Does his mom ever show up again or does she literally just show up, say "i didnt take shit from boys bullying me", and then never come back
just shut the fuck youll just pull some shit out of your ass.
Oliver Anderson
is this still about politics
Logan James
yeah, well at least Naruto can become a frog!
Gabriel Diaz
He's gonna fuck neither because he'll be too busy being the bad guy at the end of story.
Nathan James
I want to. But the soul crushing depression of that it literally fucking ends very soon with zero chance of continuation due to the authors habit of loooooong hiatuses and Madhouse not a fan of
OH HOLY FUCK THE OP HOLLOW FACE JUST BROKE MY TAIN OF THOUGHT FUCK ASS
Kayden Stewart
really? wow thats someone I didn't think would get in that trainwreck
James Lewis
What did the fat fuck wish for? I didn't hear him.
Justin Peterson
well if the internet has taught me ant thing this will end in hijinks and shenanigans
She explains what happened the night the Nine-Tails attacked.
Isaiah Martin
>brothers OH NO NO NO
Jose Robinson
So now Alluka is a boy.
Samuel Ward
I'm staying up for it even though I got shit to do in the morning, probably just gonna tap out after it. Not much I can do more than that
Anthony Thomas
Naruto didn't have many options. Every girl around him hated his guts, abused him constantly and/or flooded their panties over his gay friend right in front of him. It all worked out though, Hinata is just the right balance between feisty and submissive now. Kushina and Sarada are just bitches.
Gabriel Brooks
It was just Killua going "let me see her" and his dad going "no, she's evil"
Ethan Mitchell
For a second I thought it was the schedule guy being a joker.
Julian Price
Okay you got me but I should get more cute images of moms.
Because the power to grant anything you want or need is pretty damn useful. Might as well lock it away for special occasions or until you find a workaround
this fucking gel commercial and that dumb woman every week
Jordan Evans
Are you willing to risk lives to test out that theory?
Ayden Brown
Wow that scene of confusion really.. messed with me >shapeshifter guy started ALL of this because he was worried about his mortality >gay clown thought Gon was the other >shapeshifter guy confused because he thought gayclown was the other Also can anyone tell me if I got the little girls powers wrong?
>wish #1 was small >so the demands from the girl for wish#2 will be small and if not met, consequences will be small, but >wish#2 was huge >so wish#3 demands and consequences will be huge for wish#4
Luis Adams
>kill the king and all the ants
>ok
>the human race then ceased to be
Owen Bailey
use her for what?
Jordan Cox
The blowback for that wish would have exterminated all of humanity.
I keep waiting for the moment that someone calls Pariston a rat bastard.
Luke Peterson
Bet you they wish Gene was there now.
Easton Taylor
So who drew a box on the lens and rubbed vaseline outside of the box, and why? not as big as pic related, on the grounds that it wouldn't be possible to be bigger. That's not exactly true. Wait a second, why are they floating faces? Why does Rattrap have bishie sparkles? Why though?
It depends on the wish, thats why the after the money wish it asked him for stuff like hearts and a liver while other times it was simply pick me up
Jaxson Nelson
get that head up just a bit higher please
Jack Hall
>power explanation AGAIN
Lucas Scott
>that PC was too easy His brother wishes Kil would have died
Noah Rivera
Why would you do this?!
Benjamin Miller
this game is real good. I still need to beat it.
Gavin Price
Because we have shown restraint and being good in the past. The thread will die tomorrow morning, or early afternoon.
I say this because I know this has happened in the past, and this has happened in post-rating threads news that have happened and died before saturday.
Be cool.
Ryder Thompson
Tonight's theme: moms!
Anthony Rivera
>You're such a fucking hunter, I love it >I'mma a good hunt, I'd fuck a nice cunt
Grayson Ramirez
There good but i dont know why cc2 removes features and even combos for seemingly no reason
