THOSE SLANT-EYED ORIENTALS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD FINALLY GOT OFF THEIR LAZY ASSES AND CONFIRMED AN AIRDATE FOR THE SECOND HALF OF SEASON THREE, AND THERE WASN'T A THREAD IN SIGHT ON THE DAY THE NEWS DROPPED! WHAT'S THE EVER-LOVING PISS-DRIZZLING FUCK IS THE MEANING OF THIS SASHA!? WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE A THREAD TO SPREAD THE NEWS?! HOW THE FUCK IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO GET EXCITED FOR THIS NIGHTMARE OF A BLOCK IF YOU DON'T SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THE SHOWS WE'RE LITERALLY CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO PICK UP!? AND DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME THAT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT EXCUSE!
WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
VIC FILED THE LAWSUIT, IS HE GONNA MAKE IT SASHA? SEND HIM YOUR POWER SASHAAAAA! EVERY MINUTE MIGHT BE HIS LAST!
OH GOD KALLEN, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, I WAS PLANNING TO SHOW UP AND THEN THERE WAS THIS BRIGHT FLASH AND SUDDENLY C.C. WAS ON MY DICK AND NOT YOU, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?
>All these artists who draw ass shots >They all draw such gorgeous hair >Don't actually care about the asses I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm still saving the pictures, but it still feels a little hollow.
Yo yo yo! Deep Space Radio here, we're locked and loaded and ready to rock tonight! As usual, we'll see you during SAO, to give you folks some much-needed therapy while dealing with... whatever the hell it is these days.
We're coming to you from the beach tonight, not that it'll really be reflected in the playlist as much as we should have made it. Still! Hooray for vacations.
No Saitama one punching vailains is played for laughs, Jiren is played straight.
Juan Sanchez
I can't believe Roshi is fucking dead, again.
Elijah Williams
So are Kale, Caulifla and Hit taking a smoke break or what?
Jackson Butler
Nope, demarco hates anime tiddies
Brandon Gonzalez
He's a spoiled, sadistic kid with superiority complex.
Levi Harris
Is that his VA?
Nathaniel Hill
Wasn't she fighting 17?
Justin Thompson
OH NO
Cooper Garcia
>attacking an old man while he's down FUCK frost
Jackson Rodriguez
How long does Goku have? i burned the tip of my dick and its burning all damn night thanks vibrator
Luke Roberts
>brings an item to the battle fucking cheater
Jordan Robinson
Say it with me /tg/
BIG DICK ROSHI
Cameron Taylor
Why did Goku leave Roshi by himself or at least bring him close to Gohan Picollo?
Ryder Wright
>evil containment jar
Are items allowed in this tournament?
Jackson Reyes
Alright guys, in honor of Frost making his move: >You have to make a Tournament of Power team comprised only of conniving, backstabbing bastards. >Whom do you choose and how do they do?
Why is the Evil Containment wave the only move that makes bad guts shit their pants?
Caleb Moore
>i have to hear that retarded laugh every break now
Anthony Green
How do you fuck up masturbation?
Lincoln Cox
I mean, Goku totally -can- use the Mafuba, he is stupidly good at learning moves because I'm pretty sure it's a "monkey see monkey do" pun from the outset. It's just that... he fucking doesn't.
Owen Jackson
Stop being a cuck and like Super
Ayden Long
They didn't expect a fight on Namek. It was altogether poorly planned.
yeah, but he has to sort of pick them up and then spike them down into the jar, so instead he could do it near the edge and just spike them out of bounds
Lincoln Richardson
>One of them knocks out a fighter >Immediately one of the other Starcreams shoots the first one in the back >And then another shoots that Starscream in the back >Repeat ad nauseam until there is only one Starcream left >He's powerless to actually win without his team.
Next to Grandpa Gohan, Roshi is the closest thing Goku has to a father-figure in his life. So it still makes sense.
Camden Martin
a body massager as a vibrator
if its on high long enough it warms up
Jonathan Lee
>be sure to feed him one before he dies Why, though? It's not like death means anything anymore.
Connor Robinson
WAR CRIMES ARE ALLOWED
Nathaniel Butler
Mmmmmmrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................................ Despicable, absolutely despicable I say! How dare an incorrigible whippersnapper like that literal unironic copypasta go out of his way to bully the elderly, especially when they're already weakened! Where's the goddang fun in that, ya cottonpicking two-bit sassafras sissies?! Why, if **I** were in this doggone tournament I'd give 'im a little one-two, one-two, followed by my ultimate technique: Special Cable and Satellite Wave Subscription Beam Cannon!!
It's not about strength, it's a control move. Unless you know what it's doing you can't counter it because it's not just an energy attack or whatever.
Luis Wright
It's like the kaioken or tribeam where it takes a large toll on the user, so repeated uses over a short amount of time will probably kill the user, but only one shouldn't be too much of a problem unless the user's body is already too weak to handle it. Yeah, but he got better. Both in the sense that he stopped being dead, and in the sense that he improved enough to not die from one use between then and now.
Chase Barnes
>I-It's not like I was trying to save you or anything, b-BAKA.
Luke Miller
yeah but if hes near the edge that means that he could be pushed out easier
Lucas Cook
>don't get the wrong idea
Stop being tsundere fajita.
Matthew Reed
The thought that some women must have burned their clits just gave me a chuckle.
Brayden Walker
Sometimes I pull so hard I tear the skin.
Joseph Lopez
then its not a vibrator, it's a body massager you fucking burned your dick with a body massager and you should feel bad about it.
Juan Lewis
It's broken. I remember Piccolo sealed Super Buu with it in Supersonic Warriors.
Yeah, he just didn't have time to. The only training he got done before this tournament was being Hit's onahole for a couple of days. Before that he was on the run from the cops.
Josiah Wright
Let's be real: the only reason this is a fight is because Vegeta isn't using something higher than Super Saiyan.
Austin Jenkins
...Roshi doesn't get how Frost is obviously baiting him?
...Holy shit, Frost was able to understand the Evil Containment enough to figure out how to redirect it just from having it be used on him once like thirty seconds ago?
fucking hell the animation in this show pisses me off, I hate when battle shows use impacts to their budget advantage where they cut to a different part of the impact with no inbetweens
Piccolo did the same thing to Kami in Dragon Ball.
Everyone in Dragon Ball is a genius fighter who can do that shit.
Levi Nelson
>Vegeta >Good
Alexander King
God, this arc is fucking disaster >Wasted development on Some of the Characters >Arc is Focus on Goku >Literally a whole year to finish this arc
Aiden Thompson
What a lame way to go
Camden Cox
you'll see
Andrew Richardson
Some beings are just naturally good at picking up techniques quick, like Goku who learned the Kamehamea after seeing it once (Roshi learned it after like 50 years?)
Grayson Moore
RATE THE EPISODE
Jaxson Williams
another universe 7 baldy gone. only piccolo is left.
Carter Cook
> roshi just gives up
the writing for this is so bad
Christian Gonzalez
THREE BALDY BENCH
Jacob Johnson
The fighter for pushing themselves to far. It's not fair to their opponent for having to hold back and not knowing other's limits
Leo Ortiz
Worked on Kami. And He's literally ONLY good.
Michael Adams
>as a metal man, Magetta is invulnerable Don't Goku and Vegeta have multiple times enough strength to tear metal apart like paper? Hell, they're demolishing this stage supposedly made of "the hardest material in the cosmos." What the fuck is Magetta made of? Why didn't the Kais make the stage out of that?
based roshi showing these whippersnappers what's up
Tyler Brooks
>the three baldis of the bench
Christopher Perry
It's their fault if they kill themselves. You're expected to know your own limits before coming to the tournament. This'll come up a quite a few more times.
I put a furby you plug into the wall in my underwear and fell asleep and i woke up and the batteries you were supposed to take out when plugged into the wall busted and the furby melted from the backside and the fucked up plug in the wall was a constant reminder
Luke Lewis
Buu fell asleep, animators didn't want draw dots on Cell, Frieza is the most popular villain, and people who take Dragon Ball Z seriously would be pissed if they added Arale
In awe at the size of this lass Bald boys doing what bald boys do
Lucas Hill
Remember, Frost has the strength of Namek Saga Frieza. The Androids were stronger than Frieza, so I imagine it's a lot like that. To Frost, Megetta is invincible.
Christopher Martinez
Literally every single arc in Dragon Ball ever except GT which I don't think ticks that 3rd box. Not sure how long that series ran.
Jose Jackson
>Helado negro Black ice cream?
Levi Roberts
Doesn't Frost get caught cheating and personally wiped from existence?
>its common to use a vibrator even as a dude, i used a furby as a kid but it exploded You are only raising more and more questions we don't want the answers to.
If I'm not mistaken, dragon balls doesnt revive people that died of natural causes right? Wouldn't expending all of your energy be considered a natural cause even in a fight?
Xavier Stewart
he tries to attack freiza after he got knocked off
Andrew Gonzalez
She's powerful enough to hold him back. They need to gang up on her.
Nathaniel Howard
The fighting is also fucking boring
Noah Nguyen
>i used a furby as a kid but it exploded Did it explode in your ass? Jesus you must be tight as fuck
>Frost has the strength of Namek Saga Frieza Then Piccolo wouldn't have struggled against him even with poison. Piccolo is way above even Full Power Frieza from back then now. Everyone in U6 is at least base Super Buu level and most of the other randoms in the tournament are at that level as well.
I would be in hiding because that kind of thing gets you blackmailed and dissected in a more realistic world. If my powers let me get rich, I'd gun for that, though.
I'm too lazy and selfish to be a hero I might sometimes use my powers to fuck with random people in minor ways, occasionally
Henry Sanchez
But the next one is better
Ayden Gray
A normal girl
Cameron Clark
You can tell how many teenagers are in here by how many people are shocked that men use vibrators.
Caleb Smith
Oh shut the fuck up you crying bitch
Cooper Wood
Are you ready for Bakugou to go full sasuke because the author is a hack?
Alexander Ramirez
Just wait for GURATEO DAIYZE
Carter Mitchell
Another great OP butchered by demarco
Anthony Watson
Seriously though, why don't they just let the pro heroes handle this one?
Jace Ortiz
why dont they use superman for nasa
Chase Perez
I went on patrol a few nights back when the clowns were popping up. My body couldn't handle it. Being a hero is impossible unless you work with law enforcement. So neutral.
Considering heroes in this world need to justification for using powers in some scenarios, I'd keep things neutral and just make mundane things simple for me.
Robert Cruz
I almost feel a little misty eyed. I remember when I was an underageb& too
Not necessarily. I could be a street magician, provided the right powers. The only pair you'll be spreading is your own legs. And I'm not talking about sex, consensual or otherwise, I mean ripping you apart like a wishbone.
Cause the author realized the pansy ass world he created doesn't give the kids anything exciting to do 99% of the time. So he had to contrive their involvement in Bakugo's rescue
Leo King
>Breaking the law automatically makes you a villain
Even in North Korea?
Elijah Wilson
That's hardly acting like villains though.
Jacob Moore
>assaulting your genitals >*knock knock knock*
Chase Sanders
Make my story sucks and I don't know Japanese words
Anthony Powell
Frog is a rules fag
Brayden Wood
Froppy was right. It really made no sense for them to rescue Bakugou. Why couldn't the pros have done what they did?
Jacob Ross
ALLY TO GOOD NIGHTMARE TO YOU
Luis Brown
At least once every three episodes.
Logan Price
>Dont you faggots think about saving our classmate this makes you on the same level as those guys who kill people umm what
Anthony Hughes
>anyways fuck them if we're going you're welcome to come
Carter Reyes
My Megabusters...
Nicholas Campbell
He has no arms, you jackasses.
Joseph Sanchez
He's in the hospital with a broken everything and his best friend was kidnapped and for all he knows is being raped and murdered.
They (and the villains) don't realize how fast the pros moved on this and that the rescue is already going to go down tonight. And their only goal is to help get him out of there. They aren't planning on fighting
Thomas Ortiz
his best friend is a huge asshole who constanly shits on him and everyone around him
Connor Howard
In all areas beyond "willingness to hurt yourself" Steven actually has a lot more willpower and ability to assert himself than Deku.