Somewhere in the Dark Multiverse is there a Batman Who Farts?

Somewhere in the Dark Multiverse is there a Batman Who Farts?

What do you think his backstory could be?

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Hehehe just imagine smelling his pants after :)

He farts Joker Gas. There,done.

He’s an Iranian immigrant who’s parents were brapped to death in alleyway.
He dresses up and sniffs badguys asses at night but works as an artist that panders to a lot of niche fetishes in the morning.

I think first he would walk into Arkham and tell the staff he is on an important case and needs to interrogate all the inmates. One by one, he farts on all of them.

During a training session the next day he farts in Damian's face. Damian thinks he's disgusting and immature and it causes a huge rift in their relationship.

He adopts a completely different masked identity, goes to Bludhaven and causes some crimes, catching the attention of Nightwing and they fight. By the time Nightwing has figured out Bruce's identity based on his fighting style, it's too late -Batman (under this new masked disguise) farts in Nightwing's face before escaping. The next day Dick confronts Bruce on it but Bruce denies it and Dick can't do anything because he never actually saw Bruce's face.

After sex with Selena (this alternate timeline would be prior to the wedding drama) he grabs the blankets and gives her a dutch oven.

I don't know how things would progress from here though.

As Bruce Wayne he publicly farts on Lex Luthor -which then goes viral on social media and all sorts of memes are made about it. Most civilians find it funny and think it's just Bruce Wayne being obnoxious. Most heroes secretly think it's pretty funny. Lex Luthor is fucking livid and fires anyone he catches sharing memes about it. A few people end up actually getting killed over it. But he knows that he can't touch Bruce Wayne.

this nigga eatin beans

How would he get Superman?

I'm thinking maybe he breaks into the Fortress of Solitude and then Superman gets a distress call that the bottle city of Kandor has been contaminated. While cleaning out the air system in the bottle, he releases the nasty fart that was trapped inside. He'd hit Superman, and millions of Kandorian citizens.

My fucking sides

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What about a Batman who actually rapes the Joker
Would he be sexually repressed or something? How would others react?

I feel like if he farted on Hal and Guy they'd think nothing of it, but promise to get him back someday.

I feel that with Bane he'd do something truly viscous. This is a Batman who just doesn't give a fuck anymore, and has already stealth farted on Damian, Dick, Clark, Hal, Guy and several villains. With Bane he'd probably cut his venom tubes sending him into withdrawal, spray him with Scarecrow gas, and when Bane is a whimpering, crying mess, Batman would openly defecate on him, taking things much further than he would with anyone else -even Joker. This is a guy who broke his back, tried to destroy Gotham several times and had his adoptive son shot. If a Dark Multiverse Batman was willing to fart on his friends, he'd do disgusting, horrific and unpublishable things to Bane.

I think the Batman Who Farts would simply intimidate Penguin like usual. Fart on him, rough him up a little and scare him that if he ever tells anyone he'll bust that ugly nose up even further.

Would he fart on Commissioner Gordon?

I can see Gordon getting suspicious. I think eventually he'd connect the dots. Robin no longer working with Batman. A new masked figure shows up in Bludhaven for one night, commits petty crimes -nothing serious, draws Nightwing into a fight, puts him in some kind of ass-to-face grapple move then runs off to never be seen again. The public humiliation of Bane. Strange comments by Guy Gardner. The complaints from Arkham inmates about the unusual way Batman interrogated them over a crime there is no record for. Batman's strange refusal to go anywhere near Firefly. It might take a while, but I think Gordon is a smart enough guy to figure things out.

Whether Batman would fart on Gordon, I'm honestly not sure.

>Batman's childhood
>He is afraid of farts. He despises them
>Now he shares his disgust towards flatulences with his enemies
>He wants them to feel his disgust

Jesus christ

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The Batman who Braaps

SMELLS LIKE DISCIPLINE.

Somewhere in the multiverse there's user who doesn't make retarded threads, but it's not this one.

But how would he fart on the Joker?

They all start pretty much the same way.

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The Fart Knight