ITT: Yea Forums characters you unironically relate to
Is that the story of Bendis?
somehow it's funnier now than it was then
someone should storytime that series
If I'm being perfectly honest with you, Linus.
Definitely Linus.
>early 20s
>constantly tired/fatigued
>can't keep a job or commitments
>goes to bed at sunrise
>only real friend is my teenage sister
>pretty much an all-around loser aside from a few barely useful niche skills
I'm basically him minus the good looks and guitar-playing ability. Haha, please kill me.
I have alot of problems, alright
I want to fuck you so bad rn
>This fan...
the real life creepy fat ugly bastard.
start practicing an instrument, it makes it less embarrassing
nice
I would be very concerned if I was able to relate to either Josh or Bill.
thank god that part of the movie wasn't a fever dream
you got dementia or something user?
About once a year I wake in the middle of the night to an existential crisis.
I don't know why I bother making threads anymore.
Eltingville was written for a reason.
Krieger is unironically my spirit animal.
On good days I'm Beartato but most days I'm Reginald
but thats me
lmao what is this?
Kek
Eltingville Club by Evan Dorkin.
>Mon-El
It's weird how every crazy fanboy has that one character no one cares about but they're convinced is the best ever.
Mine's Sleepwalker.
guess which one
Based and Sneedpilled
I mean I wouldn't go off the rails like that but he's got a point.
You're a self-hating Jew so Kyle.
This is increasingly becoming me as time goes by. I don't think women are ruining hobbies but I do feel the same about the cultural migrants part. It seems like the majority of the public who kicked the shit out of nerds and talked down about them suddenly became the people who are claiming to be fans now and they're shit shitting on the nerds.
I wish it wasn't so.
... fair enough
>It seems like the majority of the public who kicked the shit out of nerds and talked down about them suddenly became the people who are claiming to be fans now and they're shit shitting on the nerds.
This is absolutely true and anyone who disputes it is one of them.
fuck you
Recommend me some Horror porn.
My love for comics at this point has fallen to the point were I don't even read story time threads for fun and will actually just skip them, when it comes to merchandise I've stopped buying anything "nerd" related.
The biggest change to me was star wars no amount of back peddling is going to win me over. I've seen traitors or scum tell me why I'm wrong to be mad and they haven't figured out that you can't force me to love some media that far as I'm concerned is dead to me.
Started up guns as a hobbie now and attempting to better myself I don't think I've got long for this board nothing is fun to me anymore normies have actually pushed me away from this, I just can't do this anymore it feels like a losing battle against an invisible threat.
Based.
>Mine's Sleepwalker.
ohh good choice
rude but where's the falsehood
good choice
I feel you.The combination of Big Bang Theory and social media ruined many geek things for me
Fuck I have issues...
>visit /pol/ a lot
>know trans people irl that have opened up to me and they cried and thanked me
>girls use me as their personal therapist
>people are always telling me how smart i am
those panels are like the polar opposite of these.
All you guys need is a Jerry and then you can make a club
Wanna fuck? I'm a chubby chaser that likes short guys.
Did he shit his pants in the third panel?
Booster Gold.
This board doesn't have anyone wholesome enough to be Jerry. Look on /tg/.
I guess you could say I have a pretty high IQ
I'd post this if I wasn't attractive
Yes, unironically. I find him one of the most relatable characters if you take things into context.
>inb4 rich genius playboy
Sure, in our universe. But in his universe, he’s nothing supremely special. There are supergenius Kings out there who are also top martial artists and wizards. There are people far richer than him. There are people actual Gods that put his looks to shame. If you think about it, in-universe he is sort of an every man. He’s just a guy good at one thing who has some cash and tries to make the best of it.
For me what makes him relatable is his character though, not his “abilities”. He’s prone to addiction, he’s insecure, he has bouts of self-pitying, hell he’s only a playboy because he’s insecure about himself and wants to prove he’s hot shit. Meanwhile he just wants a ginger mommygf to hug him tight at night. Meanwhile he’s a massive control freak whose obsessions take him to villainy. Pretty much everyone has some variation of those things. But personally I had them all growing up. I was raised pampered and “proper” and then got my ass handed to me. I was always interested in robotics and electronics. I always loved Knights (and also Greek Myths). I always wanted to grow a mustache and be like Tesla, Clark Grable and Vincent Price. There are more but you get the gist of it. Point is, the moment I read an IM book I knew “this is my guy”.
All true. I’m waiting for one or two series to end, but I’m mostly done with this “hobby”. Honestly, I sit back and watch all the issues I’ve bought, the tens of thousands of dollars and it all seems so... embarrassing, really. I will always have a soft spot for a few characters and runs, but now that I see these things for what they truly are, I’m disgusted I let my obsession get this far. It’s high time I devoted all my free time to personal growth and some actual hobbies that build character.
I'm not that into horror porn as much as horror porn manga, doodles and clips.
I can recommend Ruskjoel, Pestilence SFM and Blueaurora if you wanna get your rocks off to SFM deaths.
If you like cartoon equine material, check out Whitekitten and a little bit of Minus' stuff.
If you like reading, check out the classics by Marquis de Sade. I LOVED 140 Days.
not full Yea Forums, but
Are you serious? Women like you exist?
Someone substituted movieblob quotes for Bill's dialogue
Except straight
>women
Yeah, about that...
>Started up guns as a hobbie now and
So you're a straight drunk homosexual?
/k/ is probably more well adjusted than us, the less stable have a documented tendency to shoot themselves, which has a convenient culling effect.
>I'm omniscient!
>emerse
>twice
it's 'immerse' you illiterate shitter
yes
>/k/ is probably more well adjusted than us
yeah about that
yes.
Someone did a week or so ago. But it can't hurt to have semi-regular Eltingville Club threads.
> It seems like the majority of the public who kicked the shit out of nerds and talked down about them suddenly became the people who are claiming to be fans now and they're still shitting on the nerds.
I read a piece about this phenomenon and it used the term "nerdgeoisie", which fits my feelings towards these people perfectly.
Personally, I've never experienced any burnout but then again, I've never been the biggest fan of capes.
I'm not implying it'd be an eternal source of discussion but Eltingville Club is always a great segue into meta discussion about the board and the people using it so I'd like it if it was more regularly discussed
Me again! I take up guns because it's something any right minded person should learn to handle and become more self sufficient in instead of spending money on comics and merch with it. I'm having more fun shooting a gun at a range then what those suit wearing losers are peddling as nerd shit.
I'm just not having fun anymore now it's either all political or a story that has no business being told, if your characters trait and whole meaning is defined by their sex and/or love preference that isn't a fucking story at best and at worst a doujin without any kinks or sex. If this is the future now then I have no more business here and any kids I have I will keep them away.
Catman fanboy here
That doesn't sound like a self fulfilling conspiracy theory at all.
>narcissistic
>selfish
>manipulative
>stoned all the time
>driven by the need to constantly fuck and cum
someone should probably kill me
based
>any right minded person should learn to handle and become more self sufficient in
Planning to fight some wars, huh? One man army, huh? Kill em all, huh?
WESKER, YOU'RE PITIFUL.
AND YOU'RE GAY!
>Redpilled
>Wants to dominate the world
>Is bald
I could have posted Prof. Xavier as well but I don't have any images of him saved.
>early 20's
you got that on me, you little shit. that kind of gift is something none of us will ever have again, no matter how you waste it, you have more of it than the rest of us
>straight dude
>acts like an effeminate faggot
>delusionally thinks Wallace was a "clever" and "biting" character because the lines were written for a faggot rather then some female bitch who needs her teeth knocked out
Kill yourself
>redpilled
cringe
NO U
>in the third panel
with Werewolf Jones there's no telling when he shit his pants, that load could've been in there for hours
If OP must be a faggot, then isn't a faggot the best person to be making threads?
You're blessing us all by being the man who takes the faggotry upon himself. You're our scapefaggot. Our faggot sponge. We need you, user.