She is a role model for all black girls

If heavens permit it, there's going to be a Shazam 2 with more Darla

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Darla was Cute.
She acts a lot like my little niece in many ways.

When she told Santa she was a good girl, that was adorable and hot

I like the part when Billy told her that he wasn't her brother.

Your niece is actually retarded?

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She needs a pretty dress or cool outfit.

Rude.

>Tfw Billy ditched his pure goidness fluff ball of a little sister
How dissapointed in Billy were you when he said that to her?

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>nigga, read any book about the 60s. people died to make sure your ignorant ass can have any job you want
And then she wins teacher of the year for standing up to illiterate millennials.

Not disappointed but he could have said it better:
"You don't have to force yourself to like me" or "it's a bit too soon for it"

Don’t be a cock

no half measures

I adubily called him a dick.

Because, yeah, that was a dick move.

If the niece in question acts like a Darla, the niece is clearly retarded.

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God imagine waking up and being you

When’s the next Shazam! Book coming out? Is it next Wednesday?

Better than waking up and being a Doctor Doom.

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You can’t even turn into a bicycle.

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>hot super babe you want to fuck
>turns into actual 8 year old when not powered up

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You have autism though.

Was that from the 9/11 comic?

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No, I just think that its strange that a guy like Dr.Doom would shed a tear for the victims of 9/11.
Did they ever brought this up again?

If it makes you feel better, Magneto and Kingpin also cried,

Kingpin and Magneto I get because they aren’t heartless but Doom usually cares for himself and his country.
What makes 9/11 special?

It's stupid for Magneto, too. Large scale death happens in Marvel a lot.
It wasn't brought up again, even their editors might realize how stupid that was.

>Magneto
>crying for humans

Whaaat?
I thought Magneto mellowed out?
Did he go back to being genocidal again?

Guys, if Riri got her own movie, would the shitstorm be bigger than with captain marvel?

By the time Riri would get her own movie, Kevin Faggy would have already introduced a whole brigade of divershitty tokens with their own movies and TV shows. Riri will once again be just a drop in an ocean, making her worthless yet again, but this time on the silver screen.

>Crushing a little girl’s spirit

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At that point nobody would give a shit.
Movie is a bit unrealistic but an original series would be more realistic.

No. People love villain protagonists, Riri would be great as a budding sociopath with a fractured sense of morality.

Marvel comics has so many fantastic future villains, their only problem is they call them heroes.

>Wholesome cute black little sister turns into a wholesome black godess gf
I have a mighty fever

He wasn't that mean-spirited in the movie.

And she's a good little sister too...

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As if little miss "Please oppress me teacher!" would be upset that the cracker wasn't her brother.

Hee hee haw ho...That was so mean, almost evil.

OP picture is Riri from Marvel on the left.

I know right. I expected Mary to be the "hot girl" of the family, but she's quite bland imo.
When Darla turned into a chocolate goddess, I let out a loud "woah" in the theater.

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So tell me Yea Forums why can't she vote? She is indeed the smartest child in the world

Underaged. If we were to make exceptions we'd have to make everyone an exception and that'd be a bureocratic hell.

*Ahem*
Fuck Monkeys
Fuck The Universe
Fuck The Shazam! Family
and most importantly...
FUCK BILLY BATSON

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lame excuse. She is so smart she could make the world a better place.

I really, really like the idea of Darla and her in the movie. I really need to finish the nu52 comic and start the Rebirth one already.

It's a shame this was the sort of thing Riri was known for when she was created, because Jim Zub and Eve Ewing's Ironheart is heads and tails superior to that shit.

The smartest child is still a child.

>fries in mug
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Magiclands man.
Anything could happen there, even the most obscene things.

>proving the "Yea Forums doesn't read comics" meme right

Why is everyone pretending this is a good thread with good opinions. April 1st was weeks ago.

>forgetting to laugh at the end

Brainlet detected

Kid looks like Office Space guy.

Why is “muh role models” always the excuse when trying to shove divershitty in products? Is erasure of male role models good by their logic then?

Oh man, how did I miss that?

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based

Going in this thread was worth it just for this pic alone

Maybe it's some cheese sticks to eat with cider, or that kind of stuff. For a party, you know

Why would I read this shit?

Wait. Is the first panel from Iron Heart or whatever the fuck the Riri Williams comic was where she bullied her teacher into saying she can't do something?

so you can comment and not look like an easily triggered tool?

Everything about this character is bad and you shouldn't make obnoxiously worded OPs.

She is my gf now

That’s a spliced comic that OP is showing, the panel with the teacher is from Iron Heart.

Not gonna lie. I did too.

Any writer can do better than Bendis.

The one on he left is definitely not Darla, isn’t that RiRi, one of the Bendis Characters everyone hates?

Darla is cutier
But Karen is cutiest

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It was a hardcore dicklet move, wanted to smack him in the head for a second there.
But the movie managed to make me like him in the end, that's what matters.

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I was deliberately trying to not think she was hot...I failed damn it.
Feels weird, man.

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>Feels weird
Why that, user? She's a big girl

>Shazam movie made people uncomfortable when they realized they wanted to fuck somebody whos alter ego is a little kid

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>Shazam movie made people uncomfortable
I'm definitely not one of those people. :^)

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So long as Lovie Simone plays the role

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