ITT: Relatable moments

ITT: Relatable moments

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I'm actually more happy that Johnny finally got some action. Liking anything but himself is out of character for Dexter

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Dexter likes Action Hank

>jackpot!

Why do people turn into such fucking retards in any retail/customer service scenario?

Alone in a friday night or best friend gets a girl and dosen't have time for you anymore?

routine of easy accessibility, you offer something easy, simple and comfortable to get and when the client is barred from it he can not process the reason, due to conditioning. Is like if you teach a rat press a buttom to get cheese and then one day the cheese just don't come and he keeps pressing it confuse on why the rules changed over a process so simple

They came across as stoner celebrities. It was weird how laidback they were and that place was really nice.

Because people are there for something specific and they don't care about anyone else and hate being inconvenienced. This isn't always the case and there are patient and nice people but the majority of people want to get in, get what they want, and get out. I worked customer service at a casino and the shit I've seen and had to deal make kindergartners look well-behaved in comparison. People lying, throwing fits for no reason, panicking when they think they might be inconvenienced, cutting each other in line, getting mad when people cut in front of them but don't tell the person but tell us even though we didn't see it, etc.

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But Dexter is a selfish, self centered, misogynistic, transphobic, asshole, only marginally a good guy, which makes him really interesting, desu

If you look at it as a sequel to the one where Johnny falls in love with Velma and she dumps him for her career, it's really nice.

Marketing psychology promotes unthinking animal mindsets

They're used to getting their ass whipped by the employees because management basically forces them too

Think about how a family owned restaurant works, an asshole customer is an asshole they kick him out
now a chain restaurant, a customer is an asshole, they give him free stuff so he doesn't cry to corporate

Basically what I'm saying is that corporate America destroyed the relationship between customers and customer service.
Normal people barely see someone working as a person, and a single fuck up is their chance to get whatever they want

I used to serve food, sometimes I would get a big order, and people are left wondering why I didn't bring everything. And the response "i only have two hands" gets them crying as if it wasn't stupid question. Thank goodness I quit that job.

I'm not an asshole or anything but stupid people deserve an appropraite response regardless of the situation

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Watch this movie OP, never put that pussy on a pedestal

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not gonna lie, i miss when i loved women
sure it never worked out but at least i felt something when caring for a woman. now i'm just bitter

I know half of these from JoJo.

I work at a Schlotzsky’s. I admit to having a slight anger problem, as small things annoy the hell outta me, but I hate it when people take forever to order something in the drive through area. We are on a clock and there are other people who are behind you, probably just as slow as you.

The worst experience, however, was when this guy drove up to the sign and when we asked what he wanted, all we heard was mumbling. We figured he was still looking at the menu, so we ask again after 30 seconds. The fucker literally yelled “I’M ON THE FUCKING PHONE!” At that point I wanted to go out and start hitting his car with the biggest object I could find. I imagine everyone else felt the same way, but the manager said we just had to deal with it. But the best/worst part was that when he was done and was ready order, he was looking for another 30 seconds then just decided to leave.

Well, Jojo did start in the 80s.

Same, man. My last relationship was such a horrible experience that it ruined my ability to have meaningful attachment to any woman in the nearly five years since.

> when the food won't get on the goddamn fork
at which point i stab it with my knife

this

> this miscommunication is never eased through with the inclusion of the uninvolved
fuck this shitty planet
of course, i would need to go outside first

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sheeeit wy wimminz be fallin from tha sky

90% of the time I'm sure they never even notice it happened in the first place.
The uninvolved is mostly saving face for themselves and maybe the off chance someone sees but it's predominantly personal.
>The lengths some people seem to go through to just refuse acknowledging others

I've compeltely forgotten what these were. Were they part of the bumpers? Youtube doesn't give me both of these when I try to search for them

literally when i have to close my kiosk for the night and its 1 minute before close and someone wants cigarettes.

this is so fucking racist, god I hate white people

>misogynistic, transphobic, asshole

Is it Yea Forums or Tumblr?

Because they're used to people basically sucking them off because "muh customer is always right"

This happened to me one day in college, between two cute girls too. I'm pretty sure the one who was in front of me pretended not to see.
Not a good feeling at all.

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It's a bad feeling. I don't know what worse though, having that happen or just looking at the person blankly before turning away then realizing they actually were waving to you.