Make your own Superhero/Supervillain! powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random Roll for a random power. If your digits ends with an even number, you're a hero. If your digits end with an odd number, you're a villain.
Try and be respectful and responsible with overpowered rolls, be mindful of others posting and try not to flood the thread with too many of your own characters to let others join in.
Make friends, save/conquer the world, forge alliances and have fun.
Hmm... its quiet. Where's the global threat? Where's the kabooms? Where's the fast-and-loose use and misuse of the n-word? I can't work under these conditions! But damned if I'm not gonna try anyway... >Swooce
Oh, geez, here comes donations on wheels. Even I feel like if I had anything to give you, I would. But there are a few things money can't fix, and I think I just saw one of them.
Wait, I was invited? Should I be heading there? And most importantly, is there any money involved? Because I'm kinda strapped right now, and my costume is just holes cut into my clothes.
Alright, considering i don't know if it is ok to play with real money i'm gonna bring my chips, we are gonna begin with 20000 but with the blinds taken into account we are gonna begin with less, check your cards before choosing to move on!
Woah! Oh, hey there, kid. Well this sure ain't a Hatchimal, lemme tell ya. This here is called a Faberge Egg. Real rare and valuable stuff all the way from Russia.
You uh... you want a Churro? You look kinda hungry
A world of heroes without villains, conflict, or a slice of life episode.
Truly this thread is comics hell.
Aiden Brown
how about you doing a villain yourself then?
Ethan Richardson
>JJ was currently digging through a public trash can God dammit this is NOT how I wanted to spend today! Where the fuck did he even put it? Oh, wait...AHAYES! >She pulls herself out of the can, holding a small baggie of a funky smelling green bud Looks like 4/20 isnt a Bust after all! Hehehe~ Still there HAS to be a better way of doing this..
Oh shit is that Zilly up there? With a...Strange masked man?? And is that a Joint!? Alright yep need to figure out what the shit thats all about. >JJ enters the building, quickly making her way to the roof ZILLY ARE YOU OK DONT SMOKE THAT....C-Churro?
Wow, damn that is pretty. >JJ stared at the egg. And judging how the guy looked it was easy to see what was going on here. >He was a thief, clearly. But he wasn't hurting Zilly or trying to be a big bad super villain >So JJ didn't really have much reason to care. Nor to try and stop him Yeah its a pretty good Egg. I'd take care not to get them stolen away from you 'Mister Churro.' >She tosses it back to him, but JJ being JJ she naturally missed by a few feet, >The egg goes flying off the roof! But the Slick Thief still has time to catch it ahshitwhoops
A-And uh, No. I just know Zilly from....a-around...? Yeesh I come up here thinking I found a creep and now I'm sounding like the Creep here. Also its JJ not Meg
Hey man you wanna ditch this thing and go play some video games? Name’s Dan by the way
Brayden Thomas
>Surprised by the little girl falling he utters out "WAH! Lahtah gahl arh u okah?" (What! Little girl are you ok!?)
"Bu-buh...... Ah dun haah ah fahmahle.... ah dun haah ana mahneh.... haah cuh ah washh et? (B-but....... I don't have a family....... I don't have any money..... how could I watch it?)
Ah wah wuh ya wanna wah et wih meh? (And why would you wanna watch it with me?)
>A glimmer of a smile shinned from his mouth at the notion regardless
Hey, ya' fuckin' manlet fuck! I'm gonna set you free, whether you mind or don't. Also, by set you free I mean rip you limb from limb and eat your ribs.
Uh, I have to ask my mom, hold on. Moshi moshi, bossu? Could I go to a friend's to play? No, not that type of play. Like, videogames. Alright. Thanks. Love you. She said yeah.
Huh? Family? Zilly doesn't really have one of those either, just Miz Nanny. But she takes me to stuff like this sometimes! 'N she isn't like Zilly's ma or Zilly's pa or anythin'.
So...Zilly doesn't see why Zilly can't be your family for today!
OHSHITOHFUCKZILLY!!" >JJ runs to the edge Zilly are you alright!? >She sees her get up, then talk to that weird boneless guy Oh thank christ >She then turns to Slick Sorry about uh, your egg. You got a Bag full of them so its not a huge loss yeah? H-Heh....
>He starts to almost take form in a warm reaction to her suggestions
(You are so lucky to have someone like that who you can consider your family and be with you. All I've ever had is Kenjkitty but he spends most of his time staring at the sun and skulking around that clinic pregnant women always go to rather than be with me....)
(But I would be honored to go with.... Sniff... someone who would consider me family. The bonds between people are the most precious thing in the world.)
Jayden Green
Yeah, well you know what they say about making Omelettes...
I should probably make sure that kid's alright or its gonna bug me all day. Wouldn't be the first time I hauled a kid off to the hospital. >Slick hefts the heavy sack and proceeds to walk his way down the side of the building
From what I saw she was alright, plus with her powers I'm sure she could take- >She then saw him walk down the building ...it....Huh. .... all alone now... Might as well make this a good 4/20!
Doing some early heroes but feel free to give suggestions for future threads.
So, it's this artist's first album and they're already pretty popular with their casual feel, well produced speedups/slowdowns of tracks, Max Payne overlays and synthetic sounds. Even his B-Side tracks known as Endtime are dark synth-y and continue to appear in later covers and samplings from other artists.
One of my favorite things about them is the publicity fued they have. Out of the gate they have another artist call them out. Known as Stopwatch who does similar synth sounds and with slowdowns and contained samplings for high paying gigs and tracks. We get a few vs. tracks from them and it's just a real DJ mashup that just keeps giving.
Real messy sounds, but in a way that was more intentional and focused on percussion. Sounds of found objects mixed with harsh lyrics and tonal shifts as vibrant as any palette. She was known for her brief conversations with RaveStone the Skeleton produced under the Mutator record label.
2 albums of features, focusing mostly on street life until the Light Knight appearance. After his appearance it was short lived... and those life shows... damn, dude.
Dude, there's really not much I could tell you about this pair that you couldn't already gain from just general knowledge, but I'll give you the rundown anyway because I love talking about these guys. Out of the gate they started doing casual aloof in-between comedy tracks for the setup of two guys in horns that always have the spotlight but manage to do only a minimal amount and the fans LOVED it. Simplistic and well written they featured in nearly every major early record project and kept the hits coming and did they know how to fukkin market.
Brimstone and Asterion hitting it out of the park with shirts, posters, team-ups, versus tracks and a constant presence in the community. Brimstone would musically produce some of the best tracks you could hear and Asterion would assemble all his talents to produce group tracks that just kept people coming BACK. Solid smooth tracks, chill beats, nice guitar riffs and a percussion lineup that would make the Devil nod in approval. Fukkin' love these guys.
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Anyway, sorry to butt-in, I know everyone's got bigger things to do, but I couldn't help it. I'll be here behind the counter for my shift, but if you want me to delve into other artists lemme know, dudes.
Such Classic hits, always good to hear t-them. Thanks for sharing.
Asher Adams
>a young girl floats into the store, wearing a very striking white porcelain mask. she looks through the records, telepathically looking through the rows. However, she doesn't seem to be looking for something random..she's looking for something specific tired of her search, she angrily puts all the records back (out of order, of course,) and floats towards the horned women.
"excuse me, store owner. Have you seen an album...one of the more popular ones, it's a Matilda record...I need it for somethign important. you seem to be all out of her current albums, do you have anything from her..younger days?"
>Stix looks at the out of order records and makes a note to reorganize them later after searching through the current wares.
Matilda? Oh yeah we keep running out of her current stuff. People really like her funk and smoother mix albums. Gives off a real 70s feel with some horror tracks and ambient transitions between them y'know?
Her early stuff is also out, but I have a source. I can put in a request for you and it'll be here the next time you're in... other than the signed one we keep in the vaults, unless you wanted to pay a few thousand for it.
People usually mix up Matilda and Fasola music, those early albums are a little close in tone and flavor... a little closer to pop, real big flashy entrances and absolute power ballads thrown in. Just a solid voice too, Matilda I mean. Fasola is well produced, but feels off at times, it is super catchy, tho.
Oh and no worries my dude. Also put in a request for that 'G4-2RY' album you were asking about. It's been a long time since I've seen one of those blue vinyl records in here.
Dominic Taylor
Since the thread is moving kind of slow tonight, I have some offhand doodles of Yea Forums superheroes I did over the last month and a half. Should I go ahead and post them here or fuck off and post them on the booru instead?
Eli Nelson
Just put them wherever dear. Its always good to see your stuff.
Jackson Sanders
It goes a little slow around this time, post away wherever, dude.
I really gotta say, I enjoy drawing the characters that pop up for these threads. There's a certain unique sense of design that's just a joy to work with.
These are so good, damn. Thank you for drawing Toto, super cute stuff.
Asher Rodriguez
Aw thanks
I love Toto she's super cute, gives me a Paprika vibe whenever I draw her haha
I gotta go to sleep though I'll check if this thread is still up in the morning
Dominic Edwards
Susan user here sorry if i didn't respond any time sooner, i was asleep will post the my responce too real quick
Bentley Wilson
"Hey y'all the suits told me they'd pay me big bucks for testing combat capability, so if anyone's up for getting their asses kicked that'd be just dandy. I'm pretty sure the paycheck's enough to pay for like four guys worth of hospital bills so no worries if any limbs get severed."
I find your thoughts intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter These are also wonderful. Thanks for including my Giraffey Lad
John Edwards
Great >Susan then prepares to show the first 3 cards she then does a check signal only to see that cosmonaut is facing the other way fighting >Susan felt embaraced a little for not noticing it sooner
>As they head together towards the ticket booth he becomes more solid as the friendly aura of the 2 acting as a family imbues him with some magical energy of friendship innately. He hardly even notices as they get up to booth
2 Adults and one child to Overger: Startgame. >He then looks down and winks at Zilly Just in case your Nanny wants to join us as.... *WINK* as a family.
I'm sure if Kenjkitty wants to join us he'll find a way in, he is a clever cat.
>As Mahou Spino and Zillette exit the seven hour film bonanza, satisfied to have watched Thurrnos get his shit wrecked at the hands of the Ovengers, Zillette spots something hiding behind a tree across the street
Mista Magic Man, look! It's Mista Teng!
MISTA TENNNNNNG! ZILLY DIN'T KNOW YOU WERE STILL IN TOWN!
...Man... Maybe I should like....Do something? Buut, it looks like a long walk down to them...hmmm.. >With a bit of Careful Aiming, JJ shoots out a Copy beam, engulfing the Cosmonaut >Then with a slight readjust, she pastes a Copy of the Hero! There, That should help!....Maybe...
"You're me!" "No, I'm... wait, actually, I am." "Well I guess we should shoot this demon now?" "Oh yeah we should. It's pretty nice of him to stop shooting fire at us while we talked, though."
Then kill your daughter already. She's a freak with tail lady
Daniel Ross
Oh my goodness, I see we have an edgelord here.
Kill the child? One drop in the sea of hundreds of overpowered, superhero beings? Oh yes, that would do so much good. Instead of firing the gun in your hand, you could throw it to the side and try to have a fist fight in the middle of a fire fight. Or you could keep it, adapt it, and use it until it is of no more use to you. THEN dispose of it.
Oh Oh Fuck Did....Did I just indirectly kill a bunch of people? Fuck...
>Or you could keep it, adapt it, and use it until it is of no more use to you Great now I need to suffer through ptsd shit on top of the new burning building guilt. Fan-fucking-tastic
>Feeling great after the move, the feeling of friendship and connectivity kept Spino in form as they went What an amazing film about heroes and the bonds they share. It inspires me to try and be better myself in how I act! But excuse me, What is a Teng? >Then his justice ears heard something as they rode towards the being behind the tree Wait what was that? Did you hear that Zilla?
>being miles and miles away from Nanny Marie and in her human form, Zillette can't hear a word of the conversation between her nanny, the owl man, and the weird nannyfucker user >So Zilly thinks it is some sort of inside joke
Ha ha, Mister Magic Man!
A Teng is a big and looooong dragon that Zilly knows who comes from a place far away! Zilly doesn't speak his language but Zilly and him are still friends, because Teng is a good person who fights against bad guys like the Coco Man! Er, well, a good DRAGON who does that thing. Either way, Teng is very good!
>The moment Tengshe saw Zilly, it's entire mood changed and it came happily trotting out from behind the tree to greet her. >If Zilly was perceptive enough, she may have noticed that the ruby that was once tied to the Long's leg was now safely around it's neck, tucked underneath it's great paper-like crimson hair.
感谢你们对我的帮助!
>It noticed the other man in the wheelchair and eyed him curiously after thanking Zilly for assisting it those weeks ago.
These sorts of character sheets and the like are pretty useless for actually developing a story, also get off tv tropes
Jackson Green
this is an oc thread idk what to tell you man
Zachary Cook
The point of the sheets is to give a quick and easy rundown on what the character can do Power wise and what they are like. The story comes from the interactions from said characters and the world around them. Its like you ignored the entire thread and focused on the introduction posts for who was going to be in said thread.
Brayden Foster
Don't reply to him, you guys. He's obviously just trying to start shit.
>JJ makes her way back into the building, and to the ground and outside. >She slowly approached Who, while she didn't really know who the hell he was, the way he landed and how he looked made it pretty clear what type of guy he was. >A Hero. Uh...H-heeey..I'm JJ a-and uh...How do I put this.... I-I think I may have...help, c-cause this? Maybe? Not on Purpose definitely NOT on purpose. If it helps I think there was only 1 person in here during this...Well, 2 but...its hard to explain. But they might still be ok!
Jose Evans
*magical girl: manly edition!
He helped Zilly and e'ryone with the Coco Man when you were sick! It was real tough but Mista Magic Magic can hold out in a rumble like there ain't no tomorrow. And he took Zilly to see Ovengers Endgame!
....Say! Your new necklace is real nice. Zilly guesses ya finally got that thing off your foot for good, huh?
"JJ", hmm? Don't be afraid. Mistakes like these can happen from time-to-time. What's important is you're taking your responsibility, and lives will be saved because of it. Every mistake carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit. Now what do you say we get to work, JJ?
>JJ was slightly taken back. She wasn't use to such words. >She took a deep breath, ready to help. Ok, so, the only people I saw in here was some Bald guy with glowing eyes, and I think a poker related lady? Everyone else left before then thankfully
Jackson Brown
I've never been in one of these threads before but were there any Yea Forums hero OC's that was forgotten? Like the user that made them just went away one day and never came back?
No... Now, I remember. I used to lurk here! He did Jojo references, right? When did he go missing?
Luke Miller
Right. Well, his user is still around, but the character is dead. Or at least effectively dead
Grayson Williams
>Meanwhile While Cosmonaut was fighting the susan took the liberty to take the exit. >Afterwards she hears an explosion and thinks to herself >"I really hope that the dude is alive, he was at least open to play poker with her" >"wait the table is still there and so are my car-" >"OH FUCK, MY CARDS ARE STILL THERE" >and then she decides to run back to the already exploding building to search for her cards
>Tengshe let out a relieved huff from it's nostrils towards the 'magic man' The smoke smelt like flowers and was the closest to a nonverbal 'Thank You' one could get from a dragon. >It turned back to Zilly when she asked about the ruby and Enthusiastically nodded it's head. >Knowing Zilly couldn't understand it's native tongue, it addressed her in Chinese
"The curse that had been placed on my ruby eons ago was shattered when it was removed from golden chain that bound it to my foot, out of my reach. If evil people had stolen my ruby, they could've learnt to control me and my power which was why I couldn't risk letting anyone near it... but with your help and the help of the others I am now free, I will forever be grateful.
Think you got those stats mixed up, or are we going by anime rules?
Logan Fisher
The powers scale to size and usefulness. Tengshe is better with melee and ranged while humanoid because it actually has hands to grasp things and use tools.
The dragon form is also considerably more stupid than the humanoid form. These are more of a suggestion if anything, take them as you will.
Brayden Cox
Nope. Nevermind. It's broken. I guess I can edit it and repost, shit.
>The puff of smoke hit him and he coughed heartily as his lack of bone structures leaves him with Hital Hernias often from such internal shaking, a dull pain growing in his side from it
>Barely picking up on the Chinese through the Taiwanese he heard his mother speak before she abandoned him as a child, Spino is confused by what the dragon is saying but can't help but feel some connection to the language to something he felt a bond long ago 母..........母親?
>He sees Zilla and the creature speaking so he just continues to watch confusedly until the being then suddenly becomes a human and uttered a phrase he did know from all those years ago Oh! Ni Hao ...... uhhh..... 我..........上午...... uhhhhh..... Spino? 谢 谢 ....... 毋........ uhhhh ...... 說話? >Suddenly on top of his chair a voice called out NNNNnnnnnnnyearh-heheh. Looks like you're making friends after all Barnaby. Maybe you'll be to grow stronger through your bonds with them because you never train. >Spino looking back K-KENJKITTY?! When did you get here?! >The cat chortled Don't you worry about that Barnaby. You worry about how you can become the most you can be. Don't you want to be a good hero? Don't you have to get stronger for that? You remember what happened last time~......... we all remember. But I did find someone I think you should be friends with. She looks like the perfect person to throw blast of a party with~......... in my humble opinionyah~......
The one in is him at like 15% power, when he gets to 50% power or more is when he starts to look like a wojak with leprosy
Lucas Campbell
bump
Josiah Murphy
Same guy, different universe. Left is Spineless, all hard work and training to maximize body and spirit after more than a year of training and meditating in real time with the story. Right is Mahou Spino, him in this universe that is a Magic Girl because of a contract for his righteous spirit. Both don't have bones, but their lives took very different paths based on what happened in those universes. Yea Forums heroes had a reboot so now we are with the version that is a magic girl.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night I can feel my king and my jack, even my aces The hands that I've lost, the chips that I've lost won't stop playing It's like they're all still there You feel it to don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our bets.
Do you count poker also as testing combat compatibility?
Angel Reed
Ni hao?! Ni hao!! >Zillette repeats the greeting several times with little understanding of what it means, only that it is a greeting of some sort. Mista Teng, Zilly didn't know you were a MIZ Teng! Just like Zilly, with the big girl form and the little girl form!
"I'm not sure actually, lemme check the manual real quick." And then he proceeded to check the manual for 10 hours straight, in false hope of finding out whether poker counts. Sorry for the fake-out response but it's getting late and I can't play while I'm asleep
>After what felt like hours of searching something finally came up Oh shit you're alive! Well uh, for now at least. Kinda depending which one you are. I'm JJ, the gal who made the second you, or made you from the first you. So uh..............you ok? You uh..a-arent mad are you cause I DID technically kinda...c-cause this... H-Here have a drink of my Flask! That'll help ya
Well I'll be, check that Kenjkitty! A giant egg. Is this the friend you were talking about? >The small cat purred Not at all dear Barnaby, I don't know anything about being in a dormant form as such. Perhaps you should inquiry about it. >They ride towards it as Zilla and Teng Hi Nao as eachother
Oh it’s fine, JJ. I just forgot that maybe touching two cosmic beams together isn’t a good idea. >I climb out of the rubble, my outfit torn and ruined. I take your flask and take some sips. Well that sucks. I guess I might actually need a real costume now, not just a jacket I had laying around...
Blake Murphy
Good work, JJ. You've found him. By the skies, are you alright? Do you need an ambulance?
>Hearing the familiar vrrrrr of Mahou Spino's wheelchair fading into the distance, Zilly looks up to see.... >THE EGGIE >THE FAVORITEST OF FAVORITE FOODS >FOR THE ALWAYS IN THE MOOD FOR FOOD KAIJU
Ryder Wilson
It better have pickles on it or else you might as well just never eat a burger again.
Oh no, I’m fine... well, maybe. Just a bit dizzy, and bleeding a lot. Other than that I’m good. >I climb and emerge from the rubble. But my clothes are all rekt. Where do you get costumes anyway? Is there like a certain dealer or...?
Brandon Evans
>JJ flashes Who a smile and thumbs, not having the heart to correct him. After all can you really call it finding someone if they show themselves first? >But other then that, JJ wasn't able to feel too happy. There was something really off about the situation >There was only one of the Cosmonauts
H-Hey! Uh, Look I need to...tell you something. If we can't find the other one of you t-then uh, how do I put this lightly....hmmrnn.... >There wasn't really a good way to put it, so JJ went with what she knew best. Ok so you....mmmmight not be the Actual Cosmonaut. And uh, if that IS the case then you o-only have a few hours left before you turn to dust. Sorry to uh...t-tell you that.... You want another drink of my Flask?
Landon Fisher
>Zilly approaches the egg with very little restraint >She needs a lot of food to keep going >And that is a LOT of egg....
>The egg did not like this. >Was the egg sweating? Was that possible? >The Egg wasn't exactly sure what to do in this current situation. Whether to keep going downhill or to stop.
>However it soon lost its choice as it ran into the Boneless Magic Man, his soft body and steady wheel chair stopping the eggs momentum >The Egg was stuck between a rock and a hard place. Or rather between some Dragon Girls teeth and a soft, Soft body
>There was always hope for the Egg however.........hopefully
MEANWHILE, IN A DIFFERENT YET NEAR PART OF TOWN... "COME ONE, COME ALL! Only today can you see Cosmotropolis's largest frying pan! It's so big, you could make a REALLY BIG OMELETTE!"
>She immediately apologises to him for making him cough and turns back to face Zilly again.
I had been stuck in my true form for so long that I had forgotten too... Now that I am free to use my powers I can shift into a form that feels right, just like this!
>She notices the egg and can't believe her eyes, whatever it is she doesn't really trust it, so she calls out to Zilly
Be careful little one, I've never seen an egg like that before! Who knows what it may be fill- Oh!
>She rushes over to attempt to help get the egg off of Mahou
>Gigaraffe doubled over to catch his breath once he had caught up with the rolling egg. Yokattaaa.. Kaiju-chan! You caught the egg! If it had broken or caused damaged, it definitely would have left a black mark on my record.
>The Egg is safe >If it could, it would thank the Dragon Lady and Giraffe Kid for stopping the Dragon child >Zilly do to being so close could feel....Something, within the egg >It was like a warmth. Not as if the egg was hot but as if it simply contained a warm living being. There was even a sort of heartbeat like pattern to it. Thu-Thump Thu-Thump, Thu-Thump >As she slowly slid off the eggs sweating stopped. Remaining there stationary >It...didn't really do much else. Just sort of stayed there perfectly still
>However do to some random guys yelling about a local attraction its sweating soon started to resume
Nathaniel Torres
Maybe they should hatch it. Gotta find something to incubate it with.
Andrew Wright
>As Zilly slides off the Egg, disappointed and still hungry, she hears a sound from underneath that fragile tan shell. Thu-Thump Thu-Thump Thu-Thump >Zilly had eaten a lot of eggies in her life. Scrambled eggies, Omelette eggies, eggies with rice, hard boiled eggies, and eggies with their sun side flipped up. But Zilly had never, ever seen an eggie that made a 'thu-thump' sound. >As she embraced the shell, Zilly took in that repetative and warm sound -- this was no eggie to be eaten, though she couldn't fully explain why. It just WASN'T. Because it had a heartbeat, like the person she saw in blurry memories that held her against their chest.
WAH! I know that gem! Dragon-san, that's really you? Sugeeee...
>Once his bearings were recollected, Gigaraffe also took a turn inspecting the egg, lightly knocking on the shell as he listened up to it.
Is it really okay to be messing with this? Where's its Mama? What if its one of those eggs from that movie where a little guy jumps out and lays MORE eggs in you?!
Woaaahh~ what's this giant egg? It's as if a dragon or a giant lizard laid it or something! >She visibly notices Zilly and Gigaraffe but only confusedly looks at the scaled lady.
It is me! This is a form I can take, its nice to finally meet you properly! As for the egg, I'm not sure. Perhaps if we protect it the mother will return for it?
>Tengshe mistook Tomato's hypothetical as a direct question towards her and her face reddened.
aayyyy realy cool user thanks for the draw Oh hey you are alive, i have some bad news and good news, the bad news the chips went flying so i lost most of them, the good news is that the cards are ok, they were slightly scattered but i got em back!
so if anything we can play some poker!
Austin Myers
user i might want to inform you a little but you drew the thumb on the wrong side
yes i am quite aware i am late for it but i though you should know
Jack Ramirez
Meanwhile, in a rich penthouse of some cartoon celebrity...
"Zzz..." the pink haired bunny cartoon girl had come home from a weird party. She must had taken some serious substances, for she had been sleeping for so long.
"AH FUCK, I'M LATE FOR EASTER!" she suddenly woke, screaming.
She hurriedly got up from her bed, the gigantic nest still at her bed's side, but empty. "God, I have to go deliver that fuckin egg...".
But with shock, she noticed the huge egg missing. "... Oh shit, doc."
Okay so guys I have an idea What if we, and here me out on this, used the egg to make a giant omelette? I know a guy who can do it and he can be here in a little bit
Carson Long
>She sighed, a little embarrassed It's nice to see you again Tomato, I hope you've been well!
No one is "omelette"-ing this egg until we know what it is!
"Well I've read this manual, read it again upside down and then again at 30 degrees and I can safely say, I've got no idea if poker proficiency counts as combat proficiency but at least now I know how to turn the UI on and off and how to make phone calls with my brain."
Huh, if that is case i guess you weren't builded to adapt on all type of possible combat.
Joshua Turner
>After getting suddenly rolled over by the Egg and feeling it he connected with it momentarily >That thumping! A heartbeat! It was alive in there! He could relate so well to the being. Being sloshy and without form confined to a small space without warm or your mother. He was reminded of his own time he was left out in the cold in a pail by his mother. >He rose up from being flattened face down with a passion I WON'T LET YOU BE UNDERCOOKED AND TURN OUT LIKE ME! KENJKITTY! HENSHIN!
>the kitten let out a mirthful cackle from a nearby windowsill he somehow was at now
>In a world of strong and a world of weak- >All evildoers shall be made meek- >Let justice guide my steady hand- >To smite the bullies across the land- >With the great sunrays to burn through me- >Let my magical heart lead me to VICTORY! MAHOU SPINOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
>In a burst of sparkles he emerges in his muscular magical form, his gaze intense on the Egg. This Egg isn't going to crack or go cold on my watch. I'll nestle you with all the power you need to grow strong! >He started gathering energy and sparkles at his hands as he focused
I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOTHER'S WARM I NEVER HAD! BEHOLD!
>He holds his focused hands upward and begins to sweat with all the energy he is expunging and then releases it in a concentrated stream
MAJESTIC MAJOU TECHNIQUE: AGNASTY ADOLESCENT APERTURE OF ANTKILLING RADIANT! - AMBIENT TEMPERATURE VARIATION!
>Focusing the prism of a massive sparkle above, he uses it to magnify the sun's rays into a beam of light than he constantly regulates at 102 degrees Fahrenheit to give the Egg optimal warmth for growth and hatching
THROUGH LOVE, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE! ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS, EVEN THOSE WHO HAVE YET TO EXIST!
>Meanwhile Kenjkitty snickered in the distance ........~You never know what might Nyahappen when you use the Sun's power on a dormant form Barnaby~..... nehehnyah~......
>The Egg for the first time in its short existence feels safe. Surrounded by kind people
>...for the most part
>The Egg wasn't really sure who the Bunny lady was. She seemed unrelated to its form. Perhaps there is Another Easter related giant egg somewhere?
>Then, suddenly the Egg starts to feel warm >Very warm. >A LIFE giving warmth! >Basking in the golden rays, the Egg starts to jiggle slightly >and then, after a few moments... crrtk
crrtk kkrrtkk krkrktkek >It was really going now, it was only a matter of time before it would fully hatch! >Zilly can feel the heartbeat inside grow in speed and strength >Some of the Sparkling Lights produced by Spineless even seemed to leak Into the Egg through the cracks
>As the egg started to hatch Spino was nearing his limit, but he pushed through the pain as the magical energy started to completely stream out of his wrinkling and pruning body to feed into the stream with every last bit you could muster
I KNOW SOMEONE LET UP ON YOU BEFORE I BUT WON'T! EVEN IF I LOSE MY KIDNEYS I'LL SEE YOU BORN! YOU DESERVE YOUR LIFE!
>He was completely tensed up just trying to maintain the flow as Kenjkitty interjected Times almost up Barnaby~..........
Dang. Well, that sucks. >He takes more chugs of the flask, his face looking more concerned about the possibility of imminent disappearing. Where is the other one anywa-
If it helps its the same deal for him. One or the other. Trust me I know the stress of not knowing, I aint very good at keeping track sometimes.. Also while I am being kind you better not drink all of that >She grabs the flask out of his hand the moment he finishes, keeping as little skin to skin contact as she could
Anthony Taylor
My bad. My bad. >JJ takes the flask. Hey, what's going on down there? >The second Cosmonaut chimes in. You know before we go on any misadventures I think we should at least get some new clothes. >The other Cosmonaut looks at JJ. Well, I guess we need a tiebreaker.
you fucking oaf. you've resurged the childhood trauma from my repressed memory.
William Edwards
>If that wasn't one of the cutest little creatures Tengshe had ever seen, she wouldn't know what is! >She knelt down beside the egg and immediately began cooing to it, so small and so innocent... she knew now she was going to protect it.
>The Prince chirps in respond to her cooing >Oddly enough in some way, some of The Princes chirping seemed to have a sort of accent to it >It seemed to match how the birds in her home sang more then it did to the american birds around her
>Gigaraffe's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates at the sight of the freshly-born Prince. His neck gradually extending his head into the shell to get a better look. Ehhhh~ Kawaiine? And here I thought it was gonna be another huge monster to fight. This one is definitely going in my report. >he said, snapping some photos of the creature with his phone
Samuel Butler
>Tomato kneels beside the prince >At first she tries not to act careless just because it's a cute bird but then it starts chirping. >... Omgosh it's so cutee~! >She gives all shes got to not cuddle the little creature.
>all of these are dubs Holy shit you're right, kek. More proof that lil prince is harmless and deserves to be loved.
Asher Wood
bump
Josiah Lewis
Sorry, couldn't reply yesterday, was too busy to draw UPDATING... UPDATING... UPDATE FINISHED REBOOTING... "...Uh, sorry about that, spaced out for a bit. I swear they run these damn mandatory updates just to inconvenience people. Did I miss anything cool while my brain was reinstalling Windows?"
Uuuuh well I don't really know much about clothes shopping so can't help ya there I guess we could go see the egg stuff. I do see some gals I know over there.
>She couldn't help but giggle as from behind at the right angle the two bald heads they had looked like a butt[spoiler/]
