ITT: Let's talk about danish animated movies

What are the others?

I want him to review this. The premise is so painful. Almost on par with protozootopia

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did tou guys invent that pastry

This daft shit

Is the black dog suppose to be the Vin Diesel equivalent?

He's just a prison guard

Depends on your definition. There's a shit ton of movies that may or may not qualify.
Off the top of my head, and the parantheses are approximate translations if there's no official english title:
Help I'm A Fish
Fuglekrigen I Kanofleskoven (Birdwar in the bully forest)
Jungeledyret
Cykelmyggen (Cyclingmosquito) (2?) I know at least one of the movies has a female mosquito

Our age restrictions only go to 16 so you're legally free to watch porn at that age, but participating in it as a nono. AFAIK, loli is technically illegal but noone gives a shit. However it might get tagged on if you get v& for something else. I'd guess Princess is fairly close to the limit.

I'm guessing you're referring to a "danish", but it's actually just a common term for most of the pastries in pic related (wienerbrod)

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>AFAIK, loli is technically illegal but noone gives a shit.
You faggots deserve to be nuked.

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Kill yourself retard

Get off Yea Forums Saber

Have sex

In a world of options, this is what you choose to get salty about?

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Where do you think you are

A few that I've seen:
Samson & Sally is best known for the walrus song, which gives a good example of its dark elements:
youtube.com/watch?v=8shzPq9-1f0

Strit & Stumme is a quirky post-apocalypse story. People live underground, and the story follows a family trying to reach the surface and running afoul of some rat guys. Here's a musical number:
youtube.com/watch?v=KKv62_cLZMs

Bennys Badekar (Benny's Bathtub) is about a kid going on imaginative undersea adventures in his bathtub.
youtube.com/watch?v=CVxlp_bo_Hg
It's cute while also having some raunchy elements. In this clip, Benny straightup asks the guy if he's a pedophile:
youtube.com/watch?v=zAqMfUlX4WA

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I need to get that uncersonored one

I think they are fine

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Will your country be producing cool cartoons in the future, or has the censors gotten to your animation industry?

Suck it pedo, drawings have rights

No, you should be nuked.

Does the movie actually have bare nudity?

We'll be fine. The DVD of "Ternet Ninja" (checkered ninja) just released. It's a cgi movie about someones ninja doll killing people that harasses her (him? haven't seen it).
It's by the same guy that did Terkel In Trouble. Both movies would get at least an M rating in most of the pussywhipped countries. Here they're not recommended for kids under 11.

What movie? I'm not giving views to someone who's obviously advertising his own videos here, but based on the mouseover thumbnail I'm assuming it's about Ronal The Barbarian. There's man butts in chaps, a Brigitte Stallone cameo, a few valkyries (amazons?) and maybe a few titties but it's been a while so I'm not completely sure on the titties.

>Ronal
I remember Yea Forums recommending it back in 2012.

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>AFAIK, loli is technically illegal but noone gives a shit.

Dansk Jävlar.

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God how I love being a dane
>Hey guys, you know whats funny?
>tits?
>Damn right. Loads of tits, fucking and drinking!
>FOR DENMARK

while everywhere else:
>You know what's funny?
>censor it. CENSOR IT NOOW!!

I wish your country all the best.

Anyone else kind of disappointed by Ronal? They had this heavy metal Conan aesthetic in the intro/outro but they barely used it in the actual movie. That, and it just wasn't all that funny.

I really wish censorship would lighten up

Do they sell horse meat in Denmark? Going in the summer and need to know if I can get some there

How about you stop posting youtuber thumbnails.

I'm honestly not sure. You won't find it any supermarket, but an actual butcher might have it or may be willing to get some for you.

If you're a burger you should try some of the things you can get in burgerland while you're here. We don't use HFCS.

Wasn't bad, but not particularly amazing either. The bard/sidekick dude being voiced as a stereotypical ghetto camelfucker made him annoying to listen to.

What's fucking weird is 'vienna bread' means something different here. like, bread
iirc you dont need loli in scandinavia, you can just see people of all ages running around naked as god intended.

do you cook your sugar at all?
oh then you split it into fructose and glucose aka corn syrup

Mediocre would be exactly what I would describe it. I guess I just expected more based on the trailer.

Did you somehow manage to miss the HF part or are you one of the food industry shills that patrol /ck/ feverishly, looking for people that dare question the greatness of processed foodstuffs/GMO? If the latter, then you're on the wrong board.