Post your best "It Was ME, Barry!" shitposts to end this day right.
ITT: IT WAS ME, BARRY!
Tyler Brown
Michael Howard
>end this day
Why not start a day?
Also, Eobard a shit.
Asher Diaz
> Remember that time you swore you had bought a fresh condom when you fucked Iris, but she got pregenant with that retarded baby that died 3 months after it was born? IT WASN'T THE CONDOM, BARRY!
>I!
>I!
>I WAS THE ONE WHO VIBRATED THROUGH IRIS' PUSSY AND TORE OPEN THE PLASTIC!
>I WAS THE ONE WHO VIBRATED THROUGH IRIS' WOMB AND BLENDED YOUR BABY'S BRAINS!
> AND I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE YOU FORGET THE CUP OF TEA YOU MADE FOR NOW!!!!
>HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!
Andrew Stewart
>IT WASNT OP WHO WANTED TO START THIS DAY!
>IT WAS ME,!
>I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THAT ONE DAY IN MIDDLE SCHOOL SO BAD! I WAS THE ONE WHO LET YOUR PEEPEE DRIP A LITTLE EVEN AFTER YOU FINISHED!
> I WAS THE ONE WHO MAKES YOUR TOAST A BIT DARKER THAN YOU'D LIKE!
Jack Bennett
OBLIGATORY
Brandon Reyes
>THAT ONE DAY IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
>toast
Are you sure you’ve got the right guy?
Tyler Ross
>Not disguising yourself as Barry and fucking Iris and then rubbing it in his face that the kid isn't actually his, but not before murdering said kid in front of Barry.
Come on! Step it up!
Nolan Long
Why would Barry be mad for Eobard killing his own kid?
Andrew Collins
Jason Richardson
>Remember that day you were running extra late to work and you hit that pothole and your hot coffee flew out of the cup holder and spilled on your crotch?
>I WAS THE POTHOLE! IT WAS ME BARRY!
Kevin Green
Because unlike most abortions, his was a wholesome blond white boy.
Eli Baker
He thinks its his own. Besides, would Barry really want to see a kid murdered anyway?
Aiden Adams
But Eobard reveals the kid's true lineage before he kills it. Barry would be more 'wtf?!' than anything.
Liam Clark
Epic frog edit, bro, based for the win! This bad boy is going straight to memebase.
Zachary Fisher
Never underestimate weaponized autism.
Kayden Hall
You don't even need memes. Thawne is hilariously petty in the actual comics.
Joshua Nguyen
Unmaskin' Barry in front of Iris, just to be a dick.
Jason Brown
Tearin' up Batman's letter from Thomas Wayne, just to be a dick.
Leo Sanders
Disguising himself as Barry just to cuck him, just to be a dick.
Ayden Jackson
Beatin' the shit out of Wallace West, just to be a dick.
Cameron Barnes
Helping Hunter Zolomon rewind time to force Wally West to watch his wife's miscarriage over and over again, just to be a dick.
Nathaniel Ortiz
Showing Barry Allen a ridiculous fake alternate future where his kids grow up to be supervillains, just to be a dick.
Justin Lopez
Killing Iris, just to be a dick.
Levi James
Trying to kill Barry's new fiance, just to be a dick.
Conclusion: Thawne = DICK.
Kevin Myers
LOOK WHAT YOU DID BARRY! Your interference with the timeline messed up things again.
Not Im only just a pickle but your time travel hit the internet so hard! It flooded all threads with shitty wojak memes, this is the decadence of a lame era Barry!
Oh but im just getting started Barry. Now you are probably starting to remember the horrible things that happened in this timeline. Like that time when you saw your mother playing with a giant, vibrating dildo in form of a pickle.
IT WAS ME BARRY!
I WAS THAT 10 INCH DILDO
IM PICKLE ZOOM!!!
Asher Brooks
And a very petty one too.
Jack Flores
Daring synthesis.