ITT: Post Your Version of the Batman vs Superman Fight

>hot lunch
user where could they get a hot lunch and not have their meals be disgustingly lukewarm by the time they get up there?
Even with Superman flying, the high, cold winds would cool their food in moments.

It's alright, Bruce had some thermal lunch bags ready. Preptimeman and all that.

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hahahahahah

man isnt bruce a fuckin dumbass?

Booby trapped body armor ejects kryptonite radiation flash bomb flichettes imbed into Supermans skin and nanocrystals begin to grow subduing Superman on a systemic level utilizing masterful knowledge of kryptonite lymph node and chakra systems. Batman announces to superman via a device as he escapes that he has a cure at another location but superman rages through it and attempted to X-Ray the environment to locate Batman. This triggers a second symptomatic attack to Superman's super senses and a warning that laser vision may dramatically damage Superman himself. An orbital laser cannon begins to fire a krypton and red sunlight high powered beam meant to guarantee a completely disabled superman possibly breaking his bones . Due to superman potential fast healing abilities Batman doesn't have to hold back force.
Hearing the machine align and begin to fire in the miliseconds before the light hits him Superman evades the laser and flies at high speeds through and out of the way of the kryptonite attack Superman flies around to side swipe the satellite. The satellite explodes in a specific manner to knock superman out of direct sunlight into cold space where more shits waiting for him. Reader loses interest Bruce Wayne does everything he can to not die from extensive organ damage and possibly perminantly burned retinas. His attack limbs probably severed and he's possibly unable move his legs. Bruce is just wrecked. He has high tech Wayne chemicals dropping his body temperature and slowing his heart rate while his cowl pumps a liquid oxygen goo into his nose and mouth to prevent his brain from hemorrhaging or brain death as he's sent into an artificial coma to await rescue. Either Zantana or Jason Blood is getting a space ride by a Robin in order to lock up Superman in a magic phantom zone ice cube. Bruce awakes days later in an undisclosed location attended to by trusted allies with nanotech insured loyalty.

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>First, why they are fighting:
No kidnapping involved, it's an inexperienced Superman who provokes Batman, seeing him as a murderer vigilante who terrorizes the city as a whole (and we could establish earlier that in Gotham, everyone is scared of him, even more now that he's started killing the mob ironically making them stronger and more weary). Batman doesn't act in whole self defense tho, his total distrust in everyone magnifies the concern of an all powerful alien, and though the city wasn't destroyed like in Man of Steel, enough people died for him to have a point.

>the actual fight
A provocation and then 3 stages:
First Superman strikes, saying things like "it's enough" and "you're not above the law", which pisses batman off immensly but not any of his offenses damage Sups so he decides to retreat and prepare himself. He manages to escape Superman by dropping the building on him and escaping underground, but knows he's got 5 days tops until he finds him.
During the preparation, an anonymous sender leaves a spear head made of kryptonite on Wayne Manor with a note "to Caesar what is Caesar's" and a superman symbol. Obsessed with stopping Superman (and showing that his obsession is unhealthy), he ignores the concerns about his identity being compromised, feeling empowered about taking on the Man of Steel (but still making sure Alfred looks into it very thoroughly)

1/2

And so, they meet again, Batman has the classic DKR suit but no spear on sight. At first Superman is doing all the winning, trying to talk at first but then just trying to take the Batman down, not realizing his indestructible will (and X chemical that makes it impossible for him to be knocked out, it's cape shit, shut up).
Then comes Green Arrow and shoots a kryptonite to Superman's heel (which must be a surprise but not a Deus Ex), and we see how it's affecting his whole body, first losing super sight and Batman managing to break his damaged leg. The fight then turns into Batman trying to break him and Superman defending himself but uncapable to match the hand to hand skill and being very desoriented because eof the Kryptonite.
Last stage is Superman, while feeling very guilty, using his remaining strength to try to kill Batman in self defense, and being slowly drainedof his strength. At one point, he stops to rest and Batman finds him sitting beside a wall, bleeding, and slowly walks to him, feeling alive for the first time since Jason's death. What happens then is Superman warns him that he has enough strength and speed to kill him there and then bleed to death (bear in mind both are extremely damaged after the fight, Bruce the most, but the suit is designed to hold him, altough both are basically on the verge of death, and the drug is affecting his heart). Superman then tries to reason with him, first reversing the typical speech "so much power and you use it for this", which pisses Batman off for its hypocrisy. He argues that Gotham's criminals are enough, he now has to fight invading aliens and their probes, he's scared that if one was like this, how will he fight the invasion army? Superman then slightly laughs and tells him he's sorry, he just wanted to do good.

2/4

He asks Batman why would he kill if he's trying to protect people, to which he very angrily responds "what about all the people you killed? I look them I know each one, I look them in the eye and tell them it's enough, you drop buildings on them. You're reckless, foolish, how many innocents would've died if I had not chosen this place?".
Superman then understands him, he feels extremely sorry about what happened with Zodd, he wishes he could do it again, more carefully. He then procedes to apologize, on the verge of crying, and asks him to hear his story before they both die of their wounds. Batman doesn't want to believe the story about a boy from Kansas doing the right thing, but it reminds him so much of the kinds of stories his father would tell him, and though he doesn't show in his face his change in heart, he bluntly responds, after Superman finishes, "my parents were killed in front of me."

3/4

He then calls for Alfred to take them both away and find a way to cure Sups' wounds, and tells Superman his 2 conditions to sparing his life, still not admitting Sups could've killed him, first that he proves not to be a menace, and second to never take a step in Gotham.
They start a friendship derived of mutual understanding, and Batman decides not to kill again, trying to prove to himself he isn't the same as the criminals he swore to stop.
4/4

No Fighting. They are supposed to be The World's Finest, not WWE Stars.

>Batman is butthurt over Metropolis, because from the perspective of a man on the ground it actually looked like Superman was responsible for at least some of the destruction (seriously watch the Zod fight again, at best Clark broke a few windows).
>Robs Luthor for kryptonite, but needs to test it. Goads Superman into confronting him several times over his treatment of criminals in Gotham, every time the area has hidden kryptonite to test it's effective range, what materials block it, and how much it affects Superman.
>Batman does not want to kill Superman, he is simply very aware of the danger of beings like him and his paranoia demands a failsafe.
>Martha Kent gets kidnapped, Superman is sent to kill Batman, Batman knows this because he's bugged Luthor's building as part of his plan to rob him, Luthor however knows this and allowed it so Batman would be prepared so hopefully he kills Superman.
>Batman tests his weapons, but only to trick Superman into thinking this was all he had.
>Kryptonite comes out, Superman dodges the gas cartridge.
>Superman says he's always been aware of Batman's tests, and knows about kryptonite and how it can harm him, because x-ray vision and super speed make it really hard to hide anything, says the Congress bombing taught him a valuable lesson about paying attention to his surroundings.
>Batman proposes a plan, they put on a show and pretend to fight, while they also think of a way to stop Luthor and save Martha Kent.
>Fight is very dramatic and Superman pretends the kryptonite is weakening him, but in reality they're exchanging banter, Batman giving Superman tips for hand to hand fighting, Superman helping Batman with his ideas for fighting superhumans, which Superman agrees are a considerable potential threat.
>When the Luthor plan is agreed on, Superman pretends to have killed Batman like Luthor wanted, so Batman can sneak in to get Martha.

Part 2
>Shit hits the fan when Luthor figures it out because Clark is a terrible liar, cue warehouse fight in which Batman kills no one and does not use guns (he also has not killed anyone previously, yes Keaton killed, yes Batman killed in his first appearance, I don't care).
>Superman tries to stop Luthor before he can enact some failsafe Clark might not have anticipated, but Doomsday wakes and they begin to fight.
>Everything progresses as it did in BvS, save Batman is seen using some of the things Clark told him about super powers to evade and slow down Doomsday, and Clark is seen using what Batman taught him.
>Wonder woman shows up.
>Superman saves Lois, gets the spear.
>Superman throws the spear into the fight rather than carry it, k-radiation causes Doomsday to back off before Wonder Woman is overwhelmed.
>Superman and Wonder Woman restrain Doomsday so Batman can use the spear, otherwise he'd be too fast for Bats, and he's too mobile for Diana, and Superman's powers drain if the spear gets too close.
>Batman stabs Doomsday, breaks off the spear inside him.
>Kryptonite weakens Doomsday so he can't keep exploding, brawl continues, Superman takes him down hand to hand.

I don't even know how to respond to that

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nice
post credit would be an interview with Oliver Queen and Bruce Wayne done by lois and clark about some space joint project (hint watchtower)

not as nice as the one with geen arrow but still bettter then the movie plot

Very good idea
I might illustrate some of the fight, I liked how it turned out

I would grab the billionaire autist and fly over to Batman and explain what's going on. I wouldn't just let him fly off in a helicopter without any repercussions.

>Post Your Version

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