Why didn't Thanos just turn everyone into girls?

Why didn't Thanos just turn everyone into girls?

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Because Avengers: Harem War doesn't have the same ring to it.

>third panel
>only person without ears is actually animal themed

that would just make them more powerful

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How would they all deal with never having to poop again?

>You will never have a Steph gf

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He knew he wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to breed them

Why?

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is there more art like this

Need to find some

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I want ALL of Thanos’ kids that show up including the npc boss squad from IW

Scarlet Loli is my daughteru now

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I somehow doubt their interactions went like this in canon

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where's rocket?

He wanted to save the universe, not destroy it.

>spider-man with a mouth
Why?

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Wtf Female Cap is actually hot

That Vision legitimately made me jump. Why would they make his face like that?

>Nanoha
Ok that's reasonably amusing.

>toni-chan has stereotypical rich girl haircut

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RAVIOLI RAVIOLI

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Those girls, specifically?

He turned Strange into Nanoha. He's about to get befriended.

So why did Odin abandon his duty as protector of the nine realms after his wife died? and would he have whupped Thanos' ass?

He didn't. Loki put a spell on him to make him forget he was Odin and placed him in a retirement home in NY. I don't know if he'll beat Thanos since movie Odin has shown to be pretty inept.