Not even a remotely interesting person

>Not even a remotely interesting person
>2 million subs

Why haven't you become an animation vlogger yet, Yea Forums?

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Because I'm not a girl with a cute girl avatar

Tabbes is the only good storyteller.

Because I don't think minor details of my life is worth talking about to total strangers, that seems weird and self-absorbed.

Yeah, but she's so cute though!

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She is uniorinically better than Jaden, at least she talk about semi interesting things about her life, Jaiden is "look at me talking about something I just googled teehe, I didn't even animated this video!"

Which one has more porn?

Because despite what they may think, every person on Yea Forums is even *less* interesting.

Which one?
Regular porn or diaper porn?

You're a fucking idiot

These are all shit. None of them will be remembered in 10 years time except for the copious amounts of porn they produce.

Not an argument.

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Regular.

If people remember smosh they're going to remember this

I always wonder how those fags react to the fact they have hundreds of pics of them getting fucked. I mean several of them are teenagers who turned famous literally overnight

Did Jaiden or Shguee even aknowledged it? Afair only male e-celebs like Pewdiepie and Egoraptor mention the porn people made about them and usually joke about it.

>diaper porn
what the fuck?

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Smosh was remembered because they were funny (in a retarded way). This? Who the fuck will care about these whiny faggots? A good example is how I won't remember you in any way in a day or two. Bland people don't get remembered, user.

That argument falls apart when you realize garfield's been going since the 70s and that comic is deliberately bland

*sigh* I just wish that these threads get deleted. Not just because I personally dislike these types of channels, but because they devolve into the most retarded arguments I've ever seen.

These channels are unbelievable. Literal kids can do this shit and some have.

That's the secret to their success

Shgurr has said she's not super big on it but understands it happens.
I feel a little bad about drawing it but it's not as if it would undo how much of it there is if I didn't, and I have someone paying money. That's how money works.

It's different when you start in 1978
it's like if mcdolands appeared today it wouldn't be a blip, but because ray croc invented it in.. what, 1950? It worked.
Basically people talk about hard work, luck, talent, but really it's all timing.

Theodd1sout was the third one in, and that's usually the one who gets big.

Disney came after Sullivan and Fleischer, Nintendo came after Namco and Atari, ect.

Garfield comic strips were in every single newspaper comics section of every European and American country.

Big business guys invested millions of dollars to turn him into an IP iconic enough to pay off later.

But that's not Swoozie and Domics.

Shes got good clickbait, and it stops there...

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Literally used bots so it doesn't matter

Because I'm not a girl, so life is on hard mode.

I hear tell that people doing shit in their bedroom will replace TV in a good few years. These creatures--Rallison, Dittfach, Gurr and the rest of their ilk--are proof that this will never happen, not until the internet becomes functionally identical to television and they're all bought out by Disney.

>LOOK AT ME
>ME STORY TELLER WITH ATTITUDE!
Fuck off Tabbes

>Rallison, Dittfach, Gurr and the rest of their ilk--are proof that this will never happen
By consistently getting higher views than TV shows get ratings? It's already happened my dude

>I hear tell that people doing shit in their bedroom will replace TV in a good few years
It already replaced, Nettlfix is bigger than Disney and youtube is bigger than TV

>Higher ratings
>Not taking in account bots
>Not taking in account that they make no revenue off these views or watch beyond a few minutes

cope

>this will never happen

Do you live in some alternate reality where fucking Pewdiepie don't get more daily views than any Disney show?

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Streaming is now completely functional in all but the most ass-backwards parts of the world and has rendered the internet an effective way to watch high definition, full-length TV shows and movies. If you know what you're doing you also never have to see ads. There are youtube channels that completely blow TV ratings in daily video views to smithereens, with TV channels that used to get tens of millions of viewers barely managing to eek out 5 million if they're lucky. Netflix if fucking enormous and I know more people that have it than an actual TV in their homes. The internet has already replaced TV.

problem is swoozie barely uploads

Yeah, because they're (or at least they were at some point, in Kjellberg's case) hand-picked by Google. Nothing on YouTube grows any more organically than a MacDonald's beef patty, and hasn't since 2015.

Thank you for proving my point.

Doesn't explain why the formula works every time it's repeated. There's literal children beating spongebob by ripping off theodd1sout

People watch more Nettflix than Disney nowadays.

TV is the new Radio grandpa, Disney and WB are already moving a huge part of their content to streaming services because they aknowledged it.

What are better storytellers with attitude?

I know Shgurr irl
We're in the same program at the same university
Ask me anything

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Go check out the YouTuber thread on /aco/ and you'll see what I mean

Did you fuck them?

Is everyone at BYU a crazy mormon?

Not a question. Suck that man's cock dry. Also, ask him what his favorite color is when you wipe off the cum.

>Shgurr
>man
I am so confused

>Doesn't explain why the formula works every time it's repeated.
Because it's family-friendly content. It's the only thing even remotely allowed to grow on the so-called "platform." Call me when someone like Emily Youcis gets two-million subs without hiding shit about herself and I'll be impressed.

Question for her: how does it feel knowing that the only reason you're popular is because you water yourself down in order to get hand-picked by a multi-billion conglomerate that couldn't give two cheap, minute-long fucks in Vegas about any definition of the word "platform"?

Autism speaks

Yeah pretty much.
In all my time here I've met three that weren't church members
>roommate from Rhode Island who came to dance competitively
>said "dammit" once when he was playing ps4 and apologized because he thought I'd be mad
>Korean girl in my year that draws better than everyone else
>that dude from San Francisco who founded gumroad and is now a millionaire
>moved to provo to experience life in the most conservative u.s. city

>sinning at the lord's university

>hand-picked by Google
Google does not have this control over what get famous or not, in fact they activelly tried to make Pewdiepie lose spotlight due of his increasingly controversial statements.

She's a women.
I'm not a women

Yeah I didn't realize what university you were at, good luck with that.

Morman girls ain't like catholic girls huh?

She's talked to me about it.
She admits that she makes kind of cheap content because that's how you get and retain followers. She wants to branch out cover more "real" stuff, but at the same time she doesnt seem to have a problem with getting easy money.
She also realizes that being dependent on YouTube isn't sustainable long term, which is why she's going to college in the first place.
I think part of the reason she's fine with making easy to digest content is because she doesnt plan on doing it forever, and just wants to get while the getting's good.

And the sounds of "laughing-out-loud, pound-sign-retard," known to form in the vacuum of a thoughtful rebuttal, can be heard as clear as expertly crafted glass.

See the words within parentheses. It's far easier to artificially grow an audience than make one vanish by similar means, anyway.

Oh hey pound-sign. It's been ages

Because I don't sacrifice my integrity and follow fads

Try being a girl in a Muslim country where they get treated as livestock.

Did you have any further thoughts, or did you merely intend to point out my existence?

No. I'll just "vanish" like a "cunting twin"

lol guys dont even give a shit about girls any more
their all gay one way or another

Maybe in autismopia, but not wher I live

Just make animated plebbit comments and rake in millions of views daily. I had no idea it was a thing until a few days ago.

I might actually try that since shitty slide show "animation" seems to be acceptable these days

The daiper filth regularly clogs up aco's jaiden/youtuber threads as a meme. Its gotten to the point where 2 posts in it gets flooded with daipershit

proof or gtfo

This is a pin that they only give to the students of the BYU animation program

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la creatura

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fellow lds bro here, having fun? just curious

Nah. To Mormon's, sex outside marriage is second in seriousness only to murder. It's better in the eyes of the Mormon God to non-lethally maim someone than fuck them, as far as your salvation is concerned.

Does she know about the porn? I need to know.

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God, she's so plain looking. There's literally nothing interesting about her. How does a person like this exist?

Does that also apply to molestation or sexual assault? Is it better to grope some titties than get a girl to consent in this system?

She's my sister's college roommate. I know her personally. We talk animation, often.

Afaik none of those "animator" girls are actually gorgeous, she is alright tho, 6.5/10 would bang.

>Doesn't explain why the formula works every time it's repeated.

It works because its literally mastered the mind of manuptulating childrens and preteens. Google doesnt actually know how it works either. They ran a billion simulations and got the ONE bot/algorithm that worked the best. Its probably the closest "skynet" scenario we have hit so far as a speicies.

Is she at least fun to be around? Because I got to be honest, a sheltered mormon girl who's barely in her 20s does not sound like an interesting person to me.

Like every other female?

Yes, she's a genuinely nice person. But like most animation nerds, shy, quiet, reserved and most comfortable with nose buried in art/animation work.

I love it here

Yes

Talking about how certain serious sins are is a bit pointless even though theres a lot of discussion about it for some reason.
The scripture in reference comes from the book of mormon and says that the only two sins more serious than breaking the law of chastity are denying the holy ghost and the shedding of innocent blood. Apart from it there isn't much that says what sins are better and which ones are worse.
At the end of the day the "seriousness" of a sin comes down to the intent of the person, their own awareness that it's a sin, their circumstances, their willingness to repent, and a lot of other things. Repentance is a personal matter, and because Jesus's sacrifice makes all sins forgivable, theres no real specification as far as to how sinful a single act can be

That's good to hear. Don't tell her everything I said, I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings. But I do think she should spice up her videos/life a bit.

Ryan was awesome. Is Kelly still as gruff as ever?

Because I'm in my 20's and an ugly male.
That alone doesn't mean you can't animate vlog, but you need to be damn good at it, and I'm not.

are there any storytime "animators" that don't focus on inane normalfag shit? Ironically, in a quest to see how relatable they can be, they don't end up being relatable at all

College sucks time and life away from everybody. I'm impressed she's able to churn out the content she does.

I'm I love hanging out her. Shes from California so she's definitely a lot less sheltered than the ones who come from utah. Shes kind of asocial, but shes really funny. She hardly acts how she makes herself seem in her videos.

I never met Ryan, but yeah Kelly's still like that. I dont know if you heard but Brent is retiring next year, which sucks.

>thread started with indie disillusionment and diaperpost references
>now it's people talking about their college lives and actual interpersonal connections

what a pleasantly surprising derailment. I stumbled onto shgurr and scribblejuice and watching them makes me feel like a OLD MAAAN even though I'm only 22

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You also need to be funny.

>Brent retiring.
Awwww...:(

Is Cynthia still teaching? She was nice.

No just persistent...create an avatar, no one cares what you look like. Record good audio. Have a moderately interesting topic in mind, write a script to follow, don't improv. and edit a few still images together. Advertise and social post like crazy everywhere you possibly can. Let simmer for 3-6 months. Build up following and word of mouth. EASY!

Bonus point if you offer merch.

No shes not. Right now theres Brent, Kelly, Seth, Sam, a new guy they hired to teach character animation and whoever they can get to teach some of the elective classes for a semester at a time. How long ago were you here? Where are you working these days?

What does her butt smell likie?

like bags of sandy milk and coins

2008-2010. (Super old. I know.) Wasn't officially matriculated into the major (previous animation experience during AA), the 3D courses were redundant for me (according to Kelly), but they let me take all the other coursework (excelled at character design and storyboarding) and helped on a few animation projects, so I might as well have been in the program. Never got an internship.

Currently work as a teacher, and animate on the side. Perpetually semi-pro. But never giving up. In a good place.

yeah she was surprised by how well drawn some of it was,