Remember that time Reed Richards went insane because he couldn't turn into a functional bicycle like Plastic Man?
Remember that time Reed Richards went insane because he couldn't turn into a functional bicycle like Plastic Man?
Samuel Phillips
Camden Adams
Good times, good greentext
Ryan Gray
>Remember that time Reed Richards went insane because he couldn't turn into a functional bicycle like Plastic Man?
He should have asked Tigra for advice.
Asher Ward
She's more of a stolen tricycle
Mason Thompson
post it
Eli Powell
Man, this is from a while back
Liam White
Man, would hate to think what would happen if he saw the plane.
Josiah Taylor
>"Ok, I think Ive finally mastered the bicycle transformation. With a simple twist of my elbow here I ca- A FUCKING BIRD!?!!??!"
Sebastian Cruz
>"THE PHYSICS DON'T SUPPORT IT, SUE! SUE!?! WHERE ARE YOU! REED THESE NOTES GODDAMMIT!!! BEN!?!"
>Becoming more and more unhinged, Reed Richards decides to go get some fresh air and a coffee
>Exits the Baxter Building
>Tries to hail a cab
>A red vehicle pulls up
>"Need a lift, Stretch? HONK! HONK!"
>Reed starts foaming at the mouth in anger and confusion as Plas pulls up to the corner to pick up Sue Storm
Caleb Roberts
>You know, Susan you're right. I've been letting this whole rivalry get out of hand. Super heroics isn't a contest. It's not about who's the stretchiest. It's about doing good for the sake of doing good and being there to help when no one else is a round. Plastic Man is only just one man, so the more men we have out there helping? Well that's just scientifically a good thing.
>Aw, Reed. I'm so proud of you honey. So proud I think I might reward you with that thing you like.
>Aww, thanks, angel. You're the best. Why don't you change into something nice and we can hit the town. Just let me finish up here. *reaches across the room and slaps Sue on the butt as she giggles and walks out."
>Somewhere muffled cries are heard. "Reed opens up a draw to find the actual Reed stuffed inside.
>Dammit, Richy you almost blew my cover. I got a good thing here going. Gotta hand it to you though that, what'd you call it. Malleability modified? Nice alliteration BTDUBS..but still..
Mason Ortiz
>he couldn't turn into a functional bicycle
But he could. He'd just need to form a system of interconnected pegged coils which flow into one another while grabbing his feet.
Alexander Cooper
PLASTIC MAN YOU WHORE I LET YOU SUCK ME OFF
Jonathan Collins
Can Plastic Man defeat Gear 4 Snakeman Luffy?
Thomas Price
Luffy can technically beat plasticman but he can't kill him.
Kevin Russell
Damn, Sue has some nice glutes.
Grayson Miller
Plas would DESTROY Luffy
Jason Carter
Quit being paranoid
Blake Anderson
You missed the pic
Lucas Butler
classic
Oliver Morgan
I love the idea of Reed going insane over this petty shit, abandoning his work and devoting all brainpower to besting Plas. Like Sue just finds him one day sobbing in a corner, mumbling about not being able to replicate a bicycle bell ring
Sebastian Martinez
Luffy would feel disappointed be can’t be a bike
Meanwhile Reed is in the loony bin because oh god there’s two of them
Joshua Perry
You have no idea how well Luffy and Plas would get along.
Blake Long
Do you think Plas would like Kamala?
Landon White
Holy shit this is gold
Camden Butler
Plas seems to have good rapport with children so probably.
Alexander Davis
>A sofa, huh? Kiddo, that's not bad for a start, but stick with me and I'll show you how to turn into a whole living room set.
Connor Scott
What the fuck is that goofy looking shit? I know One Piece has always been absurd but that looks like complete ass
William Smith
Kino
William Baker
NTR in my Plastic Man threads? It's more common than you'd think.
Connor Davis
>implying the Real Susan isn't tied up in the Closet and Plastic Man just made them both watch him fuck himself
Gavin Morales
Well, the OP certainly made the thread lean a certain direction.
Adam Diaz
Good read.
Anthony Morgan
Logan Evans
>Reed becomes desperate to rid himself of Plastic once and for all
>Builds a machine that crosses both time and worlds
>Puts in the coordinates for the moment Eel O'Brien is dunked in acid (he calculated them based on what Plas said to the hidden microphones Reed planted on the team's suits), climbs into it, pulls the lever and off he goes
>Reed ends up exactly where he needs to be, he prepares to make his move
>Slips on a red banana peel that quickly changes into O'Brien with a bagged up Reed in tow
"Nice try, slim! Better luck next time!"
>Reed is flabbergasted as to how this is even possible, and then he realizes
>As the door to the machine closes, a muffled Reed screams with rage
"THE FUCKING LEVERRR"
Nathan Clark
>Reed decides to get some fresh air, this rivalry is getting to him
>Everywhere he looks, red and yellow
>Takes the Fantasticar out for a spin, goes out of the city to relax
>Turns on the radio to listen to some music as he drives, gets outside of the city
>As soon as he gets out of the car it morphs into Plastic Man, who punches Reed and runs off laughing
>As Reed attempts to recover and goes into a rage, Plas turns into a helicopter with functioning spotlights and takes off, leaving Reed stranded as his rage turns into hysteria
Dylan Allen
>turns out the whole thing was orchestrated by DOOM
>he’s the one who threw Plastic Man into the MU solely to fuck with Richards
>the F4 are all but destroyed
>Reed all but accuses Susan of being a Size Queen and says that he “wonders if now that there’s someone bigger in town she’ll leave him”
>Sue has reached her limits, while Ben and Johnny have lost some respect for Reed
>suddenly, DOOM bursts in
>”HA! Now do you see Richards; there's ALWAYS someone bigger! Someone better!”
>”how does it feel to fall prey to your utmost barbarous desires and thoughts? Fear and loathing have come for you, my dear simpleton!”
>”and now that you have lost the contest of Manhood, you shall admit defeat to the contest of Br-“
>Reed snaps out of it
>”wait is this... Is this a dick thing, Victor?”
>”you did this whole thing because you’re still jealous that I’m both smarter and bigger?”
>Reed takes off his pants and starts stroking his gargantuan cock
>his eyes determined, his glare terrifying
>as precum starts coming out, Doom just looks down and all but admits defeat
>Doom storms out, vowing revenge as the F4 come together again
>”well folks, I think the real lesson here is that we should be content with ourselves, flaws and strengths and all”
>Epilogue
>in Castle Doom’s Dungeons, Doom has mixed magic and science to give himself a monstercock
>its size rivals his torso
>”with this, no man will EVER rival Doom and every woman will dro-“
>his body can’t support it, so he drops unconscious to the floor
>Sequel Bait
>in Stark Tower, a tired Tony Stark walks towards his lab
>sunken eyes and bruises all over
>he opens the computer
>EXTREMIS XXX
>”man and machine merged; the strengths of both the weaknesses of neither”
>he whispers as all screens are filled with images of gargantuan RoboCocks like something out of /aco/
Isaac Butler
the went weird pretty quickly
Nathan Howard
>Luffy sees Plas turn into a hat and immediately asks him to join his crew
Christopher Hill
Fucking lmao.
Andrew Perry
>the mug
Jeremiah Torres
Cute
James Myers
Weird take but alright
Gavin Myers
*stretches in ur way*
Josiah Barnes
He would be pretty useful too considering he doesn't have the drawbacks of a devil fruit.
Gabriel Ramirez
stretch the fuck out of my way
Eli Cruz
Classic.
Grayson Long
>YOINKS
Isaiah Myers
Landon Perry
OH FUCK I JUST NOTICED
Kevin Smith
This Plastic is cartoon force character, while luffy has shonen Mc bulldshit, they probably end up the fight in gag like Plastic invites Luffy to hooters only to luffy to care more about the wings than the women