>come home after long day of work
>just want to sit down and relax
>open door
>darkseid is there sitting in my good chair
Why does he do this?
Come home after long day of work
Xavier Murphy
John Kelly
is he purposefully flashing me his crotch as a sign of dominance or something
Isaac Peterson
more likely just letting you know he's rubbing his sweaty balls into your favorite seat.
Luke Ward
Nah, he just likes to air out his junk. It's nice to do on a hot summer day.
Ayden Wright
Better question, character of your choice finds Darkseid on their couch, how do they react?
Hunter Lewis
He spend all day sitting on the most uncomfortable throne in Apokolips, of course sitting on comfy feels like heaven to him.
Kevin Rodriguez
Hes about to show you a sex tape of your wife fucking Superman
Brayden Cox
A Darkseid panty shot, didn’t expect to see that today
Austin Russell
Because he can. You're visited by a God who can enter your home on a whim, invade your personal space, does whatever he want with your stuff and then can just leave. Do you understand how terrifying that is?
Nolan Jones
*snnniiffffff*
Jordan Reyes
Imagine how hot it must be in apocalypse, he's probably swamp assing it up on my chair
Dominic Ramirez
He likes to fart on people's chairs to ruin them. He always wants you to know it's him.
Lucas Ross
Theres something weird about this picture, makes me immediately wanna suck his god-cock... and I'm not even that gay.
Joshua Carter
Close your legs, you fucking slut.
Kayden Kelly
Do you think he stopped at Big Barda or did he have a line of spoken for women come up and take the Big Kryptonian Cock just in case he ever needed to cuck anyone else?
Jonathan Sanders
How do you think Darkseid would react to a genderswapped version of himself?
Kayden Rogers
He would likely question the choice of form but Femseid would prove its uses in subjugated the will of man. Other than that they don't care.
Alexander Gutierrez
Mixture of offended and horny,
Charles Bennett
Oh hey dad, mom put you in the doghouse again? We can have steak and potatoes for dinner.
Ian Taylor
This was the best issue of Tom King's Mistrer Miracle.
James Bailey
>"Nothing you say or do here will change the fact that every single year, Santa Claus delivers you coal for Christmas. Get out of my fucking chair."
Xavier Ramirez
Because, he's the king of comfy chairs
Austin Anderson
Just tell him he owns my house now and move to Gotham.
Kayden Ortiz