Does everyone in the entire world follow Superman religiously?

Rich faggot who lives in Gotham. I hope the Joker raids his mansion

He doesn’t make bad posts.

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Considering this is Injustice, Supes is probably gonna kill a nice chunk of them.

About time.

>be Injustice Superman
>literally send Victor Zsasz to kill Alfred for no explained reason
>"I'm the good guy here! I'm doing what's right!"

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He's still salty as fuck over The Butlering incident.

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Notice how Superman got it right: "Batman is Bruce Wayne." Not, "Bruce Wayne is Batman."

I imagine that if main Earth Supes were to have social media, he would let Lois, Jimmy or even Jon handle it. Of course, Bruce has set an algorithm to delete it in case it becomes compromised.

Superman took a lot of beatings after that

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WHY IS THIS PICTURE SO SMALL?

Jon would probably get really tired really quickly of people asking him shit like "do you know who Superman is?", "your dad looks kinda like Superman, don't you think?", or similar things.

I imagine enough people would follow Superman on Twitter for the news to get out.

>Superman will never give you the encouragement to be the best person you can be instead of a shitposting reclusive

>some rich beta is Batman

Why is Superman shitposting?

Legendary

I doubt everyone in the world does, but I'd be willing to bet no less than 2,529,0432 do.

Even if they didn't, people who did would be retweeting it to people who didn't, who would retweet it to more people who didn't.

based phoneposter

>all these people beat him near to death because he is so evil
>never kill him
Why?

If cape shit was real I’d follow Supes because he’d probably be be shitposting on Twitter at 3am.

>follow various capes on twitter
>eventually one snaps and promptly doxxed some random burglar who pissed them off
>fighting politics with complete randos
>at least one dick pic
Celebs on Twitter are already awful, now imagine there was a new kind of celebrity who has no management team and no filter- but with all the attention and clout of a movie star.
Either that or most capes would have near completely inactive social media accounts.

Which capes would have the best/worst social media presence.

Wouldn't Clark and Barry or Wally be the easiest people to talk to on Twitter because of their slowed perception of time with Super Speed?

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IT WAS ME, BARRY! I GOT YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT SUSPENDED!

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They'd probably still be throttled by the speed of their computers/phones.

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Who's Bruce following?

What the fuck is happening

Wouldn't you?

Best: Spidey, he runs it almost like a meme account, lots of pictures from high up, little anecdotes about other people. Wholesome but obviously pretty regulated.
Worst: either Iron Man or Green Arrow. Stark’s Twitter isn’t too distant from a instagram influencer, nothing but photos of excess and debauchery. Lots of ads.
Oliver like a typical twitter checkmark but with the addition of threatening to fight people irl, it’s basically, like following a spambot.
Weirdest/comfiest: daredevil, mostly inactive but very willing to just talk to people when online, sometimes he posts oddly framed pictures from atop streetlights and shit with no caption, or a photo of a sleazy hot dog stand with a passage of prose about how good it smells.

Who is she?

Isn't that how he ran it in Spider Man PS4?

>Bruce Wayne exists through the fictional membrane via memes

>The fucking hypercrisis is real

Idk I never checked the social media part of that game.

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I can just image right as sups posts that to twitter, Bruce just post "wha-what, no I'm not.."

Superman would probably be asleep at 3 AM.

Wow this fake post absolutely encapsulates weird tumblr drama. it makes be feel like I’m 15 again and I don’t like it.

Is Bruce Wayne even liked in the comic but the general population?

>”Oliver Queen hit my mom once”
>it’s actually “Oliver Queen hit on my mom once”
Pure disappointment.

Who was the box of Samoas for?

See Tick show for what happens when you don't.

So is all the crime in gotham more condensed and mob family shit like regular cities with a couple of lunatics? Or do mass shooting and robbings and batman shit happen on like a nightly basis

It’s generally the latter. It’s like 80’s New York but with less aids.

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>account got bought out and just retweets lame corporate shit now

Darkest timeline

So MajorTom is Clark, right?

Alfred or Clark

Superman finally completed his rise to full douchebaggery by spoiling the contents of Avengers: Endgame to the planets 7.9 Billion inhabitants.

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The Gentry truly are among us

>Remember that time in middle school where you couldn't hold it in and shit yourself in class?
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I SHAT YOUR PANTS!

Come on, man, it's a visual mnemonic for the speed at which information travels in the modern day. Of course not everyone is on their phone 24/7 waiting for Superman tweets. But enough people are paying attention that in a matter of minutes after Supes dropped the buzz, everyone's talking or tweeting about it.

nigga's more popular than AOC

Is that doug demuro as his profile?

creator of myspace yeah

MajorTom is Superman - he's a Space Oddity!

Yeah that’s the joke, it’s based off a real situation.

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