Post only the most heterosexual panels.
Post only the most heterosexual panels
Which is this?
Enjoy my goy.
>Is that a telephone in you pocket?
>Maybe
It feels right that Johnny is a flamer.
>he’s making French toast
>without cream or milk
Disgusting.
How do you know what's in the french toast?
What makes french toast french?
Semen?
something something notre dam
Checchetto draws really sexy men.
>tit caress
This one has to be intentional.
This. This is a good thread.
Why is Kamala such gay molester magnet?
She's cute and pure, Y'all already know that 80% of Marvel women are sluts, The rest writes itself
Holy shit kek.
Legit the gayest scene in comic books so far.
Hard to pick just one panel since World's Finest #289 is peak heterosexuality.
But she was...
Aww, wtf happened?
Made me remember that panel where Peter asks him to sign his paper
W O W
Just a bit of locker room bantz, no homo.
IMO this is so gay it somehow loops around to being straight
This actually has gays involved, but ironically is not the gayest in the thread.
I'd forgotten Firefox was a member.
GruCap is oddly full of shower scenes
Jesus Christ this faggotry is inexcusable, can someone please post some heterosexual men like Midnighter and Apollo doing heterosexual stuff together?
Is this how Alan Scott found out his biological lineage ended with him? Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>posting an edit and not pic related
step it up, user
The_entirety_of_Batman_Europa.jpg
I don't think that's how mohawks work.
some homo, just enough to keep it interesting
...Is she supposed to be unconscious?
Because she looks awfully smug for an unconscious chick.
Fuck outta here.
bump
There's nothing gay about showering with other men. Visit a gym sometime.
Batman and Joker in general have a very dubious relationship.
Yeah. Bants, towel whipping, sword fighting, y’know, regular bro stuff.
Not the best comic to try to claim canon from, bub
What is this from? I need to see how based lex can be
I feel uncomfortable with what’s going on here and I’m gay
Yeah, nothing gay about it. Just a bunch of big, muscular guys washing the sweat and grime off their chiseled, naked bodies... jokin’ around... slapping each other’s bare asses... just good clean fun, haha... *sweats profusely*
Isn't this from white knight? Don't they specifically point out his obsesion in that issue?
How does that hurt you, exactly? Just fuck up your ribs?
I read it too long ago to remember. I'll say yes, but I'll have to read it again.
I know what does really mean, but...
Crush his hips maybe? Reverse snu-snu?
At this point with their comics..
Not just women, everyone wants to win the Kamala bowl.
>Ywn see Pete's thicc spider-cheeks get torn up by Cap's Lincoln Monument
It hurts man, now we have (had?) to deal with Spidey being Stark's little bitch
Outsiders #3
Seriously. I know there's a lot of gay undertones between a lot of male friends in comics like supes and batman for example, but Booster and Beetle are about the only two that actually feel like they could be more than friends without it being forced.
What, are you trying to tell me that most gay relationships don't involve wearing costumes, picking people up and squeezing them to death?
Because thats what I see at Pride.
>073586▶
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they already got the heat part covered
Batman cancelling dates again
This is meta.
Holy shit what?
so eddie being pregnant with venom's offspring is an official thing? what the fuck
Context please
No way the creative team didn't know what the fuck they were doing
So venom does same tongue thing as the girl from Species, huh? Hot
Do you mean Starfox?
>sleeping naked in your friend's bed
What a chad power move
Where's Bendis when you need him, seriously
Ok, why the fuck isn't Peter just dating Johnny?
>good friends
>Johnny got money
>can move into the Baxster building
>mooch off Reed's tech
>he cooks for you
>dude is literally smoking hot
>shy and nerdy but confirmed for a secret perv because of all the fanfictions that she wrote
>delicious brown
>100% pure and innocent thanks to the halal upbringing
Kamala is the primest snack
This is gay as hell
Gee, what makes you say that?
Saved
He said. On 4channel.
>Peter has a Spider-Sense
>He could have dodged the shit out of that pillow
>He knew it was coming before the pillow left Johnny’s hand
>He just let it hit him
GAY
AS
FUCK
I sure do love a just guys being dudes thread.
>this time I'm ready to go all the way and DO it
>I made this several years ago
>I didn't do a very good job
>I never expected to see it again and had forgotten it had even existed
this is a weird feel
jesus fuck why is this so funny to me
>Post only the most heterosexual panels
There's just gay shit in this thread. You guys lied to me.
You’re looking for a waifu thread.
Lmao,R.I.P. Clint's asshole
Can she grow a cock using her shape shifting powers
No, the writer doesn’t think gay things should be in comics for
FUCK,I'M DIAMONDS
>Batman tried his best to be gay, but Robin knew. He always knew.
>The reason he left to become Disco Man was because he knew that.
>The reason Batman became so edgy and dark in later years because he just couldn't be as gay as the world wanted him to be.
I ship it.
I thought Peter was dating MJ currently?
Milo is blonde.
They're in a committed, dedicated relationship. Don't judge.
Greg was catsexual
This is the funniest reply i read today.
Good one user
That's not an edit user
That Bed is fucking small.
they're big guys
The dialogue's a infamous edit known for tricking people into thinking it's real.The original says advice and not dick.
>edit known for tricking people into thinking it's real.
To the point even RDJ posted it once
UUUU
You mean RDJ's public relations manager.
that's benita shapiro
The most amazing thing about Doug Moench's Spectre is that no matter how gay it looks out of context, it's somehow even gayer in context.
This one makes me seriously uncomfortable
He’s embracing Aquaman from behind while gripping his right pec and preparing to bite into his neck. It looks non-subtly sexual.
Brutal. Last sentence make everything manly as fuck.
Was being gay part of your plan?
>"Well, that's what it feel like!!"
Lmao this entire panel is soap opera -tier
Not just that, the wide-eyed boyish art looks like gay porn
I want to grope Arthur like that
Just two dudes shirtless on the beach, stealing money from the JLA and its not gay.
Damn you, Batman ;_;
That’s an interesting choice for underwear Brock has.
>*Washington Monument
How do you accidentally go to a gay website
>tfw Ted is actually hairy
UNF
Clark you don't need to sleep anymore
Love that third panel
;_;
I love superheroes awkwardly carrying each other.
They figured it out.
To be frank, it was terrifying.
They both look greasy.
THE AMBIGIUSLY GAY DUO!
How can you be sure of your heterosexuality if you have never kissed a man?
What is this?
This pic brings back memories... Didn't Stony use to be very popular on this board?
Enigma (1993). It's great.
Yes. It took a downturn after Civil War, but I want to say it peaked again after the first Avengers movie. I'm not certain after that. 616 hasn't done a whole lot for the ship lately.
Hope didn't break up.
I've got some prime heteronormative pages for you faggots.
Those faces
Use to be very popular, yes. Yea Forums still talks about it from time to time whether it's in passing or in more meta narrative ways. Their dynamic tends to draw in in-depth analysis and discussion.
I think any writer actually writing them as homosexual misses the point.
They are completely obsessed with each other, but there's nothing sexual or romantic in the relationship. It's such lazy hack writing that every intense male-male relationship HAS to be gay.
For all golden age campness of Bruce and Dick. Bruce and Jason seems actually molesty.
I was in love with that stuff ten years ago. I wass on livejournal and the time and even plus 4 chan but I never thought about coming here. It's something I really regret now.
They still hang out on tumblr and publish to AO3 quite a bit. No, it's not the same.
But that doesn't mean it can't be better someday.
You really missed out on a lot. Gay threads were so often back then but now days they're very occassional. It certainly feels like that kind of thing has died down a lot now days.
Ok, I need to know what comic is this for reasons...
Yea Forums has degenerated in quality for years now.
God I miss those active gay and beefcake threads. There used to be one going almost 24/7.
We could make one, if you want to
I this not a gay thread?
I would be down for a beefcake thread
>Yea Forums still talks about it from time to time
It just might be my singular experience talking but it's still the most talked about m/m ship from Marvel on this board. The ship just generates a lot of talking point for better or worse. It's a relationship that seems to stick at Marvel regardless of the decades passed and multiverses created.
What the fuckis SheZow doing there!#?
You even made Batman's eyes close for the final approach. I wouldn't say it's bad.
This is the one panel I've seen for years on Yea Forums that I don't ever want the context for, it's too pure to be part of a bigger picture.
They greased each other up right before their perfectly heterosexual wrestling training match.
Cable can fly?
Girth > Length
>Artists draw slutty pictures
you don't say.
Damn BC got a mad booty here. Just about popping out
There's a nice gay thread going on over here at if you feel like you need more gay stuff in your night.
Also, on old forgotten Yea Forums ships, I remember Daredevil paired up with Spidey being a huge thing here for a few minutes.