Whomp

Ronnie clutched the ham tightly as his roommate drove him home. He worried that, perhaps, Agrias had lied to protect his feelings. He also purchased two avocados that he was pretty sure were his feet so that he could return the ham when he was absolutely certain.

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By drugs, I think she specifically means shrooms.

What procedure?

>return the ham
Now why would you go and do that?
Seriously though, would you take back meat that someone bought? How do you know they stored it properly? What's even his excuse, "I actually didn't want ham"? No fuck you Ronnie, you're keeping that ham.

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Think about all the meat you've ever bought. I'm at least once you bought some meat someone else returned.

Can you even return bought meat in most stores? Even sealed ones

cock reduction. his monster dick was causing circulation issues.

Yes. Every year I see people return turkey after thanksgiving

Don't you go giving people nightmares now.

>assuming I'm not a poorfag and can afford to buy meat regularly

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So did anyone else look at those photos of his butt tubes?

and then re-buy it later at a cheaper price? ha

Beats me. The place I go has the return counter by the entrance so I always notice 17 people in line holding turkeys

from experience in a grocery store they take the return but unless it was bought pretty much the same day it just goes in the garbage

What are these people doing... buying a turkey in case of a massive surprise family visit? You must inquire next time, user.

Damn it, now I want some ham for dinner.

don't fucking vore ronnie

Only Ronnie can vore Ronnie

Buying in bulk means they can toss this stuff and only lose like 10 cents

LOLRANDOM

I like Agrias's hair like that.

she's at the Asian mother age, but being an asian american she probably wont have kids until 40+

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>but being an asian american she probably wont have kids until 40+

Is that why so many Asian people have autism?

The grocery store accepts returned items but usually throws it out or puts it in the weird clearance aisle.
Meat though, they'd definitely throw out after return.
I know because I used to care for a grandmother who made me return shit at random to the grocery store. She did it because it made me visibly uncomfortable to do shit like that and she was a cruel vindictive cunt.

is she dead now?

Yeah no, the average Asian woman is not petite and big breasted like that comic. They have, surprise, average build.

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Pretty sure it was a butt thing based on his Twitter. He even posted a picture of his colon

The longer this comic goes on the more Agrias seems to change. She started out looking like a fresh out of college young woman and now she just looks like a mom.

God I wish.
A hundred years old, in a facility so mere existence itself doesn't kill her.
Can still manage to manipulate her family into breaking out into fights every once in a while.
Abuses the hell out of the poor third world bastards who have to help her shit.

>It's a "Ronnie shills drugs" episode

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yes, this is how ageing works

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Ronnie doesn’t age.

>No family visit
>Cook turkey
>Turkey left overs for weeks

FOOLS

>groceries store
This is wrong and I don't like it.

Turkey is just shittier chicken.

He's on drugs, so it's excusable.

agrias is thicc

He's a God

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Lobotomy.

It's a cartoon drawing so the proportions are exaggerated, it's not meant to be literal.

u new?

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fat dont crack

So? No waste, food for a while.

When I worked at Target we had to destroy any returned food, opened or not.

Yes, that's how being an immortal magic construct works.