Be honest, Yea Forumsmrades: How long would it be before you started abusing your superpowers...

>I give myself 1 week of hero work before I start demanding payment
Why be a hero then? You might as well just utilize your powers for a private firm and make shit tons of cash.

For fuck sake if I could dead lift tons and fly to space I'd just start my own space agency and make a few million bucks off a single day's work.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Artificial_Intelligence_Physiology

who would pay for the world's most useless AI. Even if I take control of a machine I would have no idea how it works

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fictional_Lordship
Forget about heroics, time to make waifus a reality.

> I give myself 1 week of hero work before I start demanding payment
I mean, nigga's got to eat, and not having to work 8 hours a day (Not like you'd be able to keep your job if you kept leaving to stop a crime or save some people) means more time to be a hero.
If setting up a patreon wasn't such a liability to your life and identity I'd say ask for donations, but I'm not keen on having my Kryptonite be anonymous hackers and easily traceable paypal information.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shard_Generation

Shards of anything? Well I get to be really good at killing but what I'm gonna do is go study up on exotic materials to really game the system.

>psychic death force manipulation
I think I’ll keep it under wraps for my own safety. Unless I really need to use it of course.

I got the fucking Omnitrix.

Well guess that answers the "are we alone" question assuming I figure out exactly what my powers are and prove them.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Disintegration

damn, i'm shiggy

Is that really abuse though? You have a skill, people want that skill and will pay for its use. No different from any other work or like a singer or something

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Time_Fusion

Honestly the only way I think I would be able to use this would be to run a Pawn Shop with sections of the store containing things from different eras of the past and some from the future.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Healing_Prayer
I'm not sure how to define "abuse" with this power. Get a papercut then heal it quick? Does that count?

We have cartoon about it.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Murder_Inducement
Depending on my range i would probably end up going full Light Yagami. Making corrupt politicians, Oligarchs, dictators and the entire Saudi Royal family kill each other and then themselves

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Necroscience

I would turn the microsecond I got this power. If I suddenly know everything about death, and about everybody and thing that died, I instantly become the most intelligent being to ever have lived. I would use that knowledge to attempt to take over the world.

Alternatively, I could solve every cold case ever and get famous doing so.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Urban_Magic
Nothing like robbing banks or killing people, but I guess I could use it for magic shows?

I already have extreme beliefs, stemming from Aryan mysticism, gnostic luciferianism, metaphysical Fascism, and certain aspects of Kim Il Sungs Juche philosophy, among other things, but I would almost immediately start constructing a citadel of militant totalitarianism.

I would also think what I was doing was right, according to the sense of Master morality I hold myself to

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why Injustice Superman and not Red Son Superman?

Ooh what power did you get?

How many of you would actually go out on a suit and actually fight crime, I got Urban Magic, so I kinda have to be a city hero

Fuck yeah, I got a near perfect one for what I'm going for

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine-Alien_Physiology

None of you could possibly stop me or my military enclave

You sure about that?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Element_Drain
>mostly used to kill people

Well, I got a super villain power, so I go full super villain. Probably do something like Death Note where I threaten and kill politicians and criminals for social change. Goodbye to recreational drinking, hello to less dangerous narcotics. Goodbye irl shitposter.

>Hydromancy
Aw yeah, I'm gonna totally fuck shit u-
>The ability to gain insight into a question or situation using water.
Oh fuck this. I bet I won't even be able to change the outcomes or anything

With those powers, I have no doubt in my heart. Having only mild powers or even no powers I'm convinced I could create a North Korea style fortress nation for at least 3 generations. Being a literal Aryan Solar Archon I could create my inverted Luciferian kingdom outright

Social change towards what end? What's your vision for society?

I’d say these guys stand a chance

I'm also definitely styling myself in a similar fashion as Yasunori Kato

I welcome the challenge

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Try to shift a major focus on to equality and education. No more major rich, no more major poor. No more uneducated. No more war. No more Australians. I will kill any political leader with views I oppose. Any CEO who put profit before humanity. Any warlord. Anyone in a gang. The world will know peace under the treat of death.

Until I die of old age or get caught and everything falls apart. Still, it will be interesting while it lasts.

>How long would it be before you started abusing your superpowers?

I honestly don't know, but it wouldn't take too long. Maybe a year or so at most, but in the end I know I'd start misusing it. And I'd use it for my own selfish goals, trust me.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Alternate_Timeline_Traveling

Lol u cuck, you'd be the living embodiment that equality is a lie, consolidate power for yourself. What a cuck move, using your godlike power to try and make the whole world mediocre middle class suburbanites, the whole world living out some high school slice of life fantasy

What political views do you oppose?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Greed_Constructs

I literally become more powerful the greedier I am. So if I'm lusting for supreme power, I should get supreme power.

>conversion parasite
hello full biological horror

Ironically authoritarianism and non-democratic models.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cthulhu_Mythos_Deity_Physiology
I mean, there is no other way to use this shit without being some kind of hyper evil fuck

I use a spell to remove your greed

What a soft, confused slave like world you will create

You'll probably just end up with a horrifically fractured psyche with every waking moment being a disjointed nightmare

>I mean, there is no other way to use this shit without being some kind of hyper evil fuck

So you'll be evil for the sake of being evil? No other motivations, grand plans and so on? To tell you the truth that's extremely stupid.

Cthulu is literally a blind retarded abortion from a higher dimension, and not retarded in a funny way, in the hills have eyes hyper autistic primal chaotic darkness way. He's just lashing out at a world it doesn't understand with psychic fury

>What a soft, confused slave like world you will create
I GOT “DELETE” AS A SUPERPOWER! I AM WORKING WITH THE TOOLS PROVIDED!

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Volcanic_Lordship
I'll start out just trying to keep eruptions under control and spreading fertile ashes

but being honest eventually I'll probably get some kind of god delusion and start demanding virgins

I would use it for my own purposes from the start. Although I would keep it hidden. I don't want the attention that comes from being superhuman good or bad.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fire_Infusion
I would um... instantly turn bread into toast when slicing it? I can't really think of any sublte use for this that could be turned to profit.
At least I didn't get a embodiment power this time.

Guys who cares about powers and how you'd use them. The real question is, what would your costume be?

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Probably just a hoodie mask and jeans, Not going for flash

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Starch_Mimicry

It's not bad user. You could feed millions.

Something like this most likely as it would be cheap. I probably add some armor pieces for the cool factor later.

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I thought that's Azatoth. Cthulhu is the big squiddy head who's apparently an immortal priest deity or something like that.

Azatoth’s more super neutral, it’s just sleeping, bad stuff will only happen when it eventually wakes up

I'd go around dressed like a spiritual figure, a saint or something like that. People would think twice about stopping me if they're convinced I'm an actual supernatural being, specially a religious one.
I have basically divine powers, so.

The hell are you talking about? Cthulu and his ilk all know precisely what is going on, aside from Azatoth none of them are dumb

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You should demand skillful sluts instead.
Get someone who knows what they're doing.

To be honest there's a 50/50 chance that I become the best in the world at pest control or that they contain and use me as a chemical weapon. It all depends where the poison gas is coming from.

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>he doesn't exclusively feed on the pure blood of virgins

Look at this sick cuck

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Space-Time_Manipulation
I honestly don't even know what I'd do with that kind of power. I'll probably just do my own things, but I'll prob be a hero.

I think you'd all be my enemies.

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>ErinaceomorphPhysiology
The fuck is that?
>Hedgehog or porcupine powers

Is that even enough power to abuse it? The fuck am I gonna use my quills for personal gain by selling them as toothpicks to restaurants instead of using them to poke criminals???

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Solidification

How the fuck can I even abuse this one? Great Power. Catch me making ice-cubes and ice figurines faster than other people and cornering the market.

Not an artist, but something like this. I might basically be a god, but I still have a secret identity.

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Easy, become an assassin who kills people by solidifying their blood. Or keep Ice Cream from melting, either or

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bottomless_Pit_Creation
I can't really use this on anyone without being an utter monster, given how slow a death it is.
On the other hand, I can make things that really shouldn't be able to disappear disappear and it'll be really funny.

Ah.

Blood-Freezing.

I'll take a day.

> garbage manipulation
Does that mean all the trashy girls are mine now?

I'd abuse them pretty quickly. If i can be immortal and do whatever i want, I'd visit the entire world and have fun meeting people. Also plenty of fucking godly sent sex with random cute bitches

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unnatural_Cooking
Time to become a millionaire with my weird ass food

I'd like to see you try to take me down, my greed is immeasurable.
Shitty costume, mine would be God Emperor tier with a shit ton of gold.

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Already used greed removal spell, man. You done

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Empathic_Season_Manipulation

>User can create, shape and manipulate the seasons through their emotions.

>How long would it be before you started abusing your superpowers?

I don't think I get a choice in the matter. Someone would kill me for the safety of the world, and I can't honestly blame them that much (but I ain't going down quiet like a bitch.) Even if they don't I'm probably going to self-exile myself somewhere, maybe chose a nice desert region and become the local hero-totem of windy grey days and that weird feeling right before a huge rainstom bursts.

Maybe I could try and work on global warming, but I don't think I'm going to be spending a lot of time around people, because it seems hard to exploit my powers on an localized/personalized level (say, for combat.) At best I could get really mad and frenzy up a fucking typhoon around me (and probably get clocked by a tree or lawn gnome wizzing through the air.)

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Given how edgy my power is, I'd probably steer into the skid and dress like some hunter from Bloodborne and carry a scythe just to get across the whole death thing.

If I had superpowers I'd probably end up using them to covertly cheat at sports, esports, casinos, or game shows, depending on the power.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnicounter

I´m probably a shitty future warlord, but pretty good at keeping mega-villains or mega-totalitarian heroes down?

This is such bullshit, literally Blue Counter Man

By eating me. Worst power ever.

I could counter your hurting with healing, and you are a tater, taters don´t feel pain.

We could be Tony Starch and the Mana Weaver, and solve world hunger.

Movie when?

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sand_Vortex_Creation

Meh, I’d just work as a Sand Magician for hire at beach or desert parties, kids love seeing sand fly around.

Heroes are winning, tyrantfags

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Digital_Whip_Generation
>whips tv to change channel

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You know, manga isn't really considered comics but Mob Psycho 100 sort of touches on the idea that if you were suddenly given super powers you wouldn't be doing anything that you weren't already doing. If you're a sad lonely NEET, getting super powers wouldn't make you act like a Chad or go out and do heroic things.

What I'm trying to say here is that I probably would only abuse my powers to get something in another room without leaving the comfort of my seat.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shadow_Absorption

>you know, comics really aren't considered comics

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I kinda like to help already, so having superpowers just means I can help more

"How long" he says. Assuming its one of those powers that makes my life easier, I'd abuse it from day one.

'Specially if its flight. Or teleporting.

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This isn’t true though. Plenty of people change when given power, and same in the reverse.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ink_Manipulation
If it where any other power I think I'd go full pic related (so fail autisticly) but ink manipulation is just weird enough I don't know what I'd do.

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You could become the greatest tattoo artist in the world.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Formless_Mind

Great I fucking won, now what

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Not if someone hits you in the head with a brick. What powers do you have besides being really smart? Conner Hagerman, out.

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Shut up, Boco

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Attention_Manipulation

Talk about potential. Depending on the range you can do all sorts of bullshit in public and never have it become noteworthy. Shame about security cameras and other tracking equipment though.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vehicle_Physiology

depends on how flexible it is but i think i'd spend some days driving as an uber driver for women only so i can have girls inside me and some days masquerading as an armored truck for bank runs so i could steal a few million dollars

I'm pretty sure this is a stealth marketing thread for The Boys, but I like Karl Urban so I'll bite.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnificence

Well shit.

Wouldn't even take me 1 minutes after I discovered I had super powers before I'd start abusing them. I'd just destroy random shit and proclaim myself to be god.

>Molecular Destruction
See. I'd prefer not being responsible for murder or being hunted by the government so this power sucks.

Am just loving all these bad guys to fight

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Perspective_Manipulation
I would probably to do petty crimes or something of the kind, I would not think I try to dominate the world i believe that is too much work.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Universal_Dystopia_Creation
I was not expecting this I don't know how to deal with it

What power do you have goody two shoes?

This

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tongue_Manipulation
what the fuck I can lit only use this for bad

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hell-Fire_Manipulation

I'd probably just start off using this to kickstart campfires and cook shit, but considering it's hellfire it'd probably corrupt me at some point.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Penetration_&_Protection

sounds good to be honest, would only use penetrate in case of emergency and just leave protection always on

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Snake_Regeneration

Gonna be honest. I wouldn't abuse this power at all. In fact, I'd pretend I don't have powers.

Absolutely fucking immediately. I'd probably want to help people out too but there is no chance I wouldn't use it for my own gain alongside it.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cartoon_Materialization

What's that? You want your waifu to be real? I can arrange that. Now, let's talk financing.

You're a fucking monster.

WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'D GIVE IT ALL

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Creation_Symbiosis
I have no idea what i'd do with this, but nice none the less.

You can be a magical girl user congratulations

Not helpful at all since I'm not a sadist. Torture doesn't work to gain information either.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pain_Weaponry

Immediately, but I would mostly just use them for mundane tasks like getting to work faster and pretty much never actually do anything that benefits or hinders society.

same, if anything i'd be an accidental hero once or twice. Like oh someones doing something to my family or oh a coworker I like is getting harassed

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life-Force_Attacks
So I basically get Nen.
I guess I'll try for the Netero path.

Immediately.

Getting paid for a service isnt an abuse of power. Cops get paid too yknow.
>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/World_Soul_Manipulation
No reason to go corrupt here, so never.

ok but like what do all these buzzwords even mean

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my powers:powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ring_Empowerment

I guess depending on how you interpret this, I either have no powers or any power imaginable as long as I can make a ring for it....

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How could we incorporate this into body armour?

Like this?

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Like this? Definitely looks like a villain whose powered on greed.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Food_Manipulation
>Start a solo charity
>Move to a place in africa with a low death toll over the last few years
>Take picture of some random ass african kid
>Use him as the face of my new company that exports valuable foods such as truffle, wagyu, saffron. say this kid learned the secret thanks to some ancient egyptian secrets
>Amass fortune and use newfound wealth to hire PMC army.
>Visit China, create a famine by killing their rice, wait for people to revolt.
>Visit USA, damage corn production until they start buying my sugarcane
>Decide which powerful people i dislike or need to get rid of most and kill them by manipulating people themselves since they technically count as food, or simply altering their nutrients and seeing what happens after I remove enough meat from them.
>prop up several cheap and fresh produce markets near trailer parks and other white trash/redneck area's with cooking instructors

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Evil_Lordship
now all the evil bastards in this thread do my bidding instead of ruling over the world themselves, and my bidding is make the world a better place! HAHAHA!

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But, I was already doing good from my own internal viewpoint. Also, protip, if you take control of other evil people your first command should always be “don’t try to harm or kill me”.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enhanced_Brain_Capacity
Doesn't seem like I can be a big-time hero, but I hope this power lets me help the little guy. Also I can finally draw my own doujins and play the guitar like my 14 year old self wanted

>an amazing antivax woman beating up pediatritians
That could make a pretty funny short.

how ancaps see themselves

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_This_Wiki
how can i abuse my new amazing powers?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Juggernaut_Momentum
Hey, look, the problem of traffic jams is solved! All thanks to me!

Darkseid shit

>blood bomb generation
So I could make blood into high explosives. Which would likely kill people, thus making more blood... This is an exclusively military or terroristic ability. Let me roll for something that could even remotely be constructive.
>Plane (realm) physiology
Rad but not practical.
>Femininity Manipulation
Wew lad, it apparently includes fertility manipulation, so I could just sterilize swathes of women. On the one hand I'd fix a lot of demographic issues, but on the other I'd cause a fertility crisis.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Past_Manipulation
Final boss tier.