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>the damage you take will show up when you're leaving the ride.
this is gonna get shut off in a week.
also:
>Raffi's planet watch back, themed to the live action movie.
>new epcot show has flying jelly fish
>the gotg ride is a fucking roller coaster version of soarin
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ITT shilling and shilling accessories
But we already have fantasy Soarin with that Avatar ride
>only post is OP who took a shit on Disney
Try again
Planning a trip this summer maybe, I hope hagrid's is open by then, but I will be going on slinky dog for the first time. Military gets such great discounts it's cheap to go.
>Roller coaster version of soarin
What do you mean by that? The coaster cars will rotate independent from the track. How is that like Soarin?
The mods here are fucking weirdos
What's it like being a living, breathing billboard? I can't imagine a rational person chooses to plaster themselves and their room in merchandise with Disney's stamped all over them. Is self respect really worth a fat check?
>game where you can hack terminals for the resistance or first order
Lmao that’s gonna be gone within two weeks once the FO have completely overtaken the park. They made a huge mistake basing this entirely on their own shitty OCs.
the whole thing is a giant screen dome.
Sauce? That sounds fake as fuck as far as the leaks go.
>all this mad
Anyway, threadly reminder that Epcot is based.
damn right
always has been
What's so appealing about this stuff? All I see is 2 pics of a giant golf ball on a lake and a pedophile on his bike running away from the party van
>>the damage you take will show up when you're leaving the ride.
>this is gonna get shut off in a week.
Eh. If the "dents" part is true, then yeah, depending on how it's done, it might not have a good chance of surviving. The flickering lights and "sparks," the latter of which is probably just lights accompanied with sound effects as opposed to actual sparks, shouldn't be hard to maintain though.
It’s one of those things where if you’re into it you love it a ton. For me it’s because the theming and tech is so impressive. I get why people wouldn’t like it, but it is what it is.
*theming and tech are, damn grammar rules.
I’ll add nostalgia is probably a factor too.
Those are the lightsabers they're going to sell for $150+?
They look just like the cheap plastic ones you can buy now, just with light tube instead of a telescoping blade.
Man all the troll posts are so bad they don’t deserve (you)s
>the gotg ride is a fucking roller coaster version of soarin
Sounds pretty neato honestly
>Is self respect worth a fat check?
>People getting paid to wear Disney merchandise instead of paying exorbitant amounts for it
Where the fuck do I sign up for my free Princess shirts
The merchandise has been really underwhelming. Even the banshees from Pandora have more appeal than Salacious Crumb in two colors. It's especially shitty because the pet shop was what I was the most interested in.
Disney merch can be meh, especially if they focus on the same characters and ignore ones that deserve more stuff and can lead to more interesting products
The Banshees are just as plasticy as the Kowakian Monkey Lizards. It's just that the Monkey Lizard stands out for the larger size
>took the time to learn Aurebesh
>imagineers just give translators to everyone on their phones
I'm really worried because up close they look plastic instead of metal. Probably not worth the price if they aren't actual metal.
Are they at least sturdier? I’ve destroyed like three of the park lightsabers so far, not even from fighting but by like practicing saber tosses.
Woah... That pic is like... So deep..
Really says a lot about the society we live in...
What did you use to learn it? All the apps and shit I have tried to use are questionable at best but I really want to learn it before I go.
Don't want to have to open a translator every few seconds
I saw a YouTuber handling one and they said it felt sturdy and definitely metal.
Apparently the ones you create and the "legacy" sabers are different
I've noticed a huge influx of disney shilling here. It sort of makes me wonder how long they've been doing it and its only now getting worse.
>tfw Backdoor Disney took this photo, meaning this are real Disney Park employees
I thought Yea Forums hated star wars shilling
>haven't been to Disney world in almost 16 years
fuck why is is so expensive
I can bunk at a family member's place, but they live in Jacksonville, and that's still 2 hours away. Goddamn.
>Is self respect really worth a fat check?
better than being homeless, you hobo
but we love BIG FUCKING ROLLER COASTERS
Disney world employees are just a bunch of bored college students. I saw shit like this all the time when I worked there.
It's literally just a 1-1 alphabet swap. Each letter corresponds to an English letter. All you have to do is memorize which of the 26 symbols is which letter and you've learned Aurabesh.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the brain damage one would have to have to post a regular Disney park general thread? What do you drones actually talk about?
...Our past experiences and moments at the parks?
In that case I'm more excited. The blades and crystals look cool too. I'll probably do it, the experience sounds fun.
We usually talk about fun.
And then what? You make another thread to say the same thing? How many times do you need to reminisce?
Disney world is always adding things and expanding, user
Alright Yea Forums, who is the best animatronic at Disney Parks and why its Midway Mania Mr. Potato Head?
I have a love hate relationship with mister potato Head. He's pretty cool but it's obvious that it's just a castmember controlling him based on the way he talks and shit. It takes me right out of it.
Especially when he does weird shit. One time I was in line and he sang that annoying song he does honest to God 5 times in a row. He's sing, fade out, and then go WHO WANTS TO HEAR A SONG? Then proceed to sing over the room of groaning parents. Honestly looking back it was pretty fucking funny
>HOW DO YOU DO
>MIGHTY PLEASANT GREETIN'
>HOW DO YOU DO
>SAY IT WHEN YOU'RE MEETIN'
>HOW DO YOU DO
>WITH EVERY ONE REPEATIN'
>PRETTY GOOD SURE AS YOU'RE BORN
>WHAT GOES UP IS SURE TO COME DOWN
>A PENNY LOST IS A PENNY FOUND
>HOW DO YOU DO
>AND YOU HOWDY BACK
>A LITTLE BIT OF THIS AND A LITTLE BIT OF THAT
>HOW DO YOU DO
>FINE, HOW ARE YOU
>HOW YOU COME ON
>PRETTY GOOD SURE AS YOU'RE BORN
>tfw just trying to speed walk to work to clock in on time
>have to dodge five stormtroopers having a twerking competition backstage before the stormtrooper march
>PRETTY GOOD SURE AS YOU'RE BORN
I always heard "pretty good show us your balls"
I didn’t realize they redubbed the song with Kevin Spacey
That actually got a chuckle out of me
>tfw we're never going to have WALL-E back
why even live
A WALL-E ride would be fun. I’m surprised he’s not a bigger presence in Epcot considering it’s all about the future and conservation. Is it the anti-consumer theme that makes Disney shy away?
Definitely. All of BnL's technology has that aesthetic of Disney-style futurism like the shiny white architecture and Peoplemovers, but it's treated as the bright and cheery facade for a soulless corporation that destroyed the world with mindless consumerism and assimilating everything.
This is a theme park thread, we can talk about local theme parks that aren’t Disney. There’s much in the way of news and developing events
Disney park lore
Of course missing the 24/7 changing events
>You can’t talk about things from the past
Might as well ban all cartoon and comic discussion from stuff not currently being produced
Porn of female adventurer when?
Her name is Mary Oceaneer.
Created for the Disney Cruise Line and later used for an attraction at Typhoon Lagoon.
The only one without an attraction/restaurant attached to him right now is the mountain climber guy next to Mary, I think.
>This is a theme park thread, we can talk about local theme parks that aren’t Disney.
Look at the title of this thread.
Some non-Disney roundup of news for those who care
>Busch Garden’s Tigris opens this Friday, though it’s being heavily overshadowed by RMC Gwazi next year
>Kentucky Kingdom and its new wooden coaster opens next week
>Six Flags Great America opens this weekend, Maxxforce is not ready. Similar to Kennywood next week and Steel Curtain
>Magic Mountain finally got West Coast Racer track pieces, but god knows when that’ll be done
>Universal’s Hagrid’s Long Ass Name ride should be open by June
>While other parks in the chain are open, its looking increasingly likely Schlitterbahn’s Kansas City location is permanently closed. Not the prettiest reason why
Huge Mustache Man next to him isn't anyone we know either. Imagineer told me on Twitter that it wasn't Barnabas Bullion like many people were guessing, as in his own words, "Barney was long dead by 1899".
This , I worked as a costumed character at Six Flags and we did ridiculous shit all the time back stage.
Honestly didn’t even read that, these are almost under the name theme park thread
Are they brothers? They look kinda similar.
epcot is a joke
>six flags in charge of opening rides
yikes
>Rafiki's Planet Watch is getting rethemed to the live action version of the Lion King
Fuck this bullshit. What's next, Festival of the Lion King getting rethemed?
There's a video of a costume character orgy on YouTube.
Hi JonTron
none of that is happening
Got hired as a cast member here recently and am having actual nightmares about the commute
>HEE HEE HEE HEE
>OH HO HO
>BOY ARE WE IN LUCK
>WE'RE VISITIN' OUR LAUGHIN' PLACE
>HYUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK
>EVERYBODY'S GOT A LAUGHIN PLACE
>A LAUGHIN PLACE
>TO GO HO HO
>TAKE A FROWN TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN
>AND YOU'LL FIND YOURS WE KNOW HO HO
>HONEY AND RAINBOWS ON OUR WAY
>WE'RE LAUGHING CAUSE OUR WORK IS PLAY
>BOY ARE WE IN LUCK
>WE'RE VISITING OUR LAUGHIN PLACE
>HYUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK
My sister's turning 21 soon and we're thinking of going on a trip to Disney World. Namely Epcot and Animal Kingdom since those are her favorite (We also might stop by Grog Grotto and Disney Springs as well). I've been trying o research some shit so what are some specialty alcoholic drinks at those locations that you'd recommend? She seems more interested in tasting the stuff than getting piss poor drunk.
So... OP lied?
the falcon damage is real
>WHEN THE CRYPT DOORS CREAK AND THE TOMBSTONES QUAKE
>SPOOKS COME OUT FOR A SINGING WAKE
>HAPPY HAUNTS MATERIALIZE
>AND BEGIN TO VOCALIZE
>GRIM GRINNING GHOSTS COME OUT TO SOCIALIIIIIIIIIIIIZE
You can't just say that and not provide a link
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ignore the cringy music
I know this is obvious clickbait but I wanna find the full image
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margaritaville orlando aiming for the cringest park names
Where you located?
Go to Trader Sam's Grotto. It's tucked away in the Polenisian Resort and is 100 percent the best bar you will ever go to.
It's seriously an experience.
California Adventure, in Pacific Wharf. Was surprised at how cool they treat their employees honestly.
Nice. The coolness of the employees is totally up to your location so I'm glad you got lucky like that. It will make your experience much more enjoyable
Based
Based Tahu
Note: Due to the height requirement, Jessie is one of the few female characters that are played by men.
So that's a pic of two dudes.
Gonna start working at Disneyland here pretty soon. Should be fun.
>starting mere weeks before Galaxy’s Edge opens
Enjoy it while you can mate.
>user's first day working at Disneyland
>Is the day Galaxy's Edge opens
>Is the one that has to deal with angry customers
Believe me, I'm well aware of the shitstorm that's coming. I'll be working in one of the stores far away from Galaxy's Edge, though, so I think I'll be safe enough.
Sweet summer child. Nowhere will be safe.
>Elena will call you "My Love" if you meet her
I don't even watch the show but I'm melting over here
She's too good for this world
Fuck, you're probably right. At least I'll have interesting stories to tell.
Tiana and Pooh share a universe confirmed
I miss Franken Fran.
>game where you can hack terminals for the resistance or first order
Just imagine the length of lines of people waiting to do that
Can any previous or current employee working at a Disney park confirm that there's Creepypasta-tier cult shit happening behind the scenes they don't want you talking about?
Probably not as many as those waiting in line for the ride or saber.
I'm headed to Disneyland pretty close after Galaxy's Edge launches. What time should I be there before the park opens so I don't want to kill myself waiting for everything?
I worked Pandora when it opened. The lines to even LOOK inside the gift store were being monitored and controlled by cast members. I think a shitty mini-game will be even worse
Like, at the parks? Or within Disney in general?
If there was such a thing, part-time workers at the parks wouldn't know about it. It would be happening in the highest ranks of the corporation, if at all.
>the last two chapters of the Defunctland book
Both exciting and chilling all at the same time
Not to mention, Kevin's fear of the silent, pitch black Space Mountain portion of the Peoplemover is 100% accurate and justified
Yes.
Quick, what's the sexiest experience you've had at a Disney park?
This raises a question I've been curious about. How is crowd control usually for special events over at WDW? I've only heard of the times they dropped the ball over on this end.
My girlfriend rubbed my dick through my shorts in dark lines when we went to Disney/Universal in 2018. I don't really remember when/if she did it at Disney. I really wanted a blowjob on the Peoplemover, but that didn't happen. I was hoping the Carousel of Progress would be empty too, cause it usually is, but when we went on, we were joined by a huge Brazilian family that talked the whole time, so I wasn't able to get off, or enjoy the attraction.
I do remember vividly, on that same trip, her getting frisky in line for the Poseidon show and ET ride at Universal. If there were less people it probably could've gone farther than a hidden over-the-shorts rub down.
Are there any places in the parks that's good for sex stuff?
That's just the spare head under the little "hill" area in the Haunted Mansion they left there years ago as back up parts for the actual one, nothing creepy about it.
Well Pandora they were totally unprepared for, the line to even get into the land for the first few weeks went from the entrance to the land -> Discovery Island, down the bridge toward Oasis, then out of the park entrance. They hit capacity almost immediately as far I remember. For Galaxy's Edge they're doing reservations to get in instead, but I don't know all that much
I head about the reservation system they're doing for (what I thought was gonna be) the first month, as well as how hotel guests have first dibs. Been keeping my ears open for the announcement of when public reservations start. Was hoping they'd announce it at their recent panel, but so much for that.
I've just always been curious as to the kinds of shenanigans that have gone on over on the east coast side of things.
I don't get told such things anyway, I'm a lowly wagecuck
So how is Euro Disney? I'm going there for a few days in October for my girlfriend's birthday and I don't know what to expect. I hear the Halloween parade is pretty nice but I don't know much apart from that.
it's supposed to have the best version of haunted mansion
I just got back from Tokyo Disney last week, but we are already planing to go back in three months. It's so awesome not being poor. Yay Us!
>not choosing chad John from Carousel of Progress
Who wants a nice cold saspirilla?
can you help a brother out and link it?
Are you my college roomate? He said he and his friends used to sing it that way and got us singing it too.
>going in the second week Galaxy's edge is open at WDW
how fucked am I lads? Won't the fact theres only one attraction open and the disneyland cali version hold people off?
The ones you build will be plastic. The "legacy" ones based on existing sabers from cartoons/movies seem to mostly be metal, exceptions being Ahsoka's sabers and the Jedi Temple Guard saber. It's hard to tell, but in some of the demonstration videos the guys give the light tubes a fairly rough smack to show off the color change/sound effects (and to emphasize that the sabers are meant to handle hitting other sabers) and it at least seems like they're somewhat sturdy; or at least the sturdiest an official lightsaber product has been.
Disney World doesn't even get the benefit of limiting the number of guests and periodic purging for new guests for their first month. If your goal is to experience Galaxy's Edge, you're probably pretty fucked. If you maximize your time to check out other attractions while other people are flooding Galaxy's Edge, you might end up having a pretty great time - assuming other people don't get the same idea.
I dont think they're going to use the reservation system because they dont expect the same crazy crowds in Orlando
>less crazy locals
>its the second version so its not the world premier
>its only one ride
>school will have started and the summer will be nearly over
I'm probably going to have to wait like 4 hours and I4m honestly down for that, I waited like 3 and a half to ride Guardians of the galaxy in the dark and it was utter kino
theres allso not going to be a fastpass line so I think its more fair that way
Her boat is also the one at the top of typhoon lagoon. it's basically where she crashed and died.
Oh, and Disney hasn't raised ticket prices so they're not calculating a lot of people showing up, at least thats what I think it means
>guys we're gonna finally do upkeep and ride replacement that we literally do everywhere else but epcot
>SOULESS.MEME.GIF.JPEG
fuck off.
even some blogs I frequent are saying its probably going to be fine
no, is a faggot who can't do 10 seconds of googling.
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Isn't the entire park just a straight up upgrade apart from it having awful French staff?
pretty much, although they ccompletely blow it on crowd control
>phantom manor has been closed for 2 years, finally opening back in may
>no big shows except one parade
>no attractions like the hall of presidents or carroussel of progress to get away from the crowds and to absorb crowds
>big thunder is down for most of the morning every day causing 2+ hour lines in the afternoon
>not enough rides in general
>way too many dead ends and bottlenecks
its basically everyone running to the big rides and half of them are broken, I wouldn't recommend it until the new WDS expansion has finished so like 7 years
I liked the park, but I fucking hate the French fucks who work there who refuse to speak anything other than French even though the park uses like 5 languages and hate having to interact with people.
is there like a mega of that one magazine, celebrations about WDW?
>go to France
>get mad when workers there speak French
This one?
>encourage every country in Europe to come to the park
>shows are bilingual
>all animatronics use both French and English
>announcements are done is 6 languages
>same thing with menus
>MERDE WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEAK FRENCH DOING HERE
Fuck you Jean Pierre, everyone in the park is supposed to speak English as a rule when they are hired, but half of them don't give a fuck.
Why does that area even exist
Nope, the Miss Tilly's a shrimp boat.
Mary's ship is crashed on the beach near her raft ride and with the beach chair for her and the parrot being out in the queue, she survived and settled in.
>tfw Never had any interest in SW and literally nobody gives a shit about Avatar
>Meanwhile Universal has the new Volcano Bay, Harry Potter world which is still being expanded and coming soon Nintendo Land
When is Disney gonna get their shit together?
Who’s the pig?
One of the Three Little Pigs
I'll fill you in on what I had.
Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar in Disney Springs got me hooked on Pisco Sours. It looks like foamy dishwater but tastes amazing. It's called The Bitter Barkeep on account of the agustino bitters they use to garnish the egg white foam. The German Mechanic isn't anything special, just a regular shandy beer with extra lemonade. Great on hot days but easy to make at home so why bother. Reggie's Revenge is a novelty melon lime vodka drink you get for the beaker glass.
I went to Trader Sam's Grog Grotto once but got sloshed pretty hard. I had a Tahitian Torch, tastes like tropical fruits and burning. I liked it but I like torturing myself. I usually avoid rum drinks but my drinking companion insisted we get one for the souvenir glass so we shared a HippopotoMai-Tai. Not half bad, a well rounded assortment of different rums with mild fruit and nut notes. It's tangentially Jungle Cruise themed. I also had a christmas seasonal but things got fuzzy about there. I came home with a ceramic elephant tangled up in lights. If you want to trigger a cutscene then order either a HippopotoMai-Tai, Nautilus, Shrunken Zombie Head, Uh-Oa! or Krakatoa Punch.
Is this guy stupid? Imagination was always just a well-dressed warehouse filled with upcoming prototype tech. The entire park was always a massive big tech ad. I remember when they had Dreamcast demos and the first Segways there. This shit doesn't work because the park had no culture to begin with.
t. actual Disney going Floridian
While it's still IP based Universal is getting Disney's shit together. They were going to slide doing the Universal screen rides with IPs attached in a little land for everything with little money or effort
That plan got thrown away when Universal came roaring out with Harry Potter
SW is a bigger deal than even HP was. Just because you personally don't like it doesn't mean it won't be great.
Just look at AvatarLand. I had never even seen the movie and yet it's probably the best new thing we have gotten at Disney in 10 years
I did get confirmation from a guy on youtube who made a video at celebration that the build your owns were indeed metal so I'm not sure where your info is coming from.
I personally am not even going to try to get on the ride when I go in October. I just want to do the lightsaber and hang out in the general area.
>Literally just Rollercoasters
People who come to,theme parks solely for Roller coasters have double digit IQ.
Sad to hear about Schlitterbahn though.
you're implying they had any self-respect to begin with.
Honestly, Disney really needs to re-evaluate a lot of their costumed characters, and especially remove human ones. I understand that its twice as hard for the actor to properly play characters when they don't have a mask, but for characters like The Incredibles, Jesse, Woody, Buzz and more, just have them be regular characters without masks, along the lines of the princesses.
A lot of that comes down to costume design. In short, Buzz's costume wouldn't work at all with a properly proportioned head.
I can do a non-roller coaster roundup if you like
Again different reasons to go to different parks. The Orlando parks are a experience but a costly one, local parks are for people who want thrills without going far. They don't have Disney's budget for top notch theming
jocks has the WOAT service ive gotten anywhere
True, but explain pic related to me
Do the Disney parks still have that interactive card game that has you running around the whole park looking for clues and shit?
does anyone else think its weird the movie stitch is small/pet sized but disney park stitch is human sized
>RMC Gwazi
Oh fuck I didn’t know they were revamping the Gwazi.
Makes me happy.
I feel like that went out the window with the Pooh and Tigger characters. If they went with actual size, it would probably constitute dwarf labor.
My information comes from the fact that everything displayed for the custom was nearly all-plastic with at best, some small metal accents/components, whereas all the legacy sabers are pretty much the opposite with being largely metal but having certain plastic/rubber accents/components.
It could be that the components shown will differ from what's actually put on sale come launch - but given that pretty much all the new merch on display was shown off as fully functional and clearly meant to be indicative of final products, I'm more inclined to believe that whoever was in charge of giving information at Celebration had a slight mix-up on what was what than to show prototype versions of what are going to be the land's biggest selling items.
That, and from an admittedly really basic search, of articles written since Celebration, I've only seen two articles point out the components of the sabers, one only stated them being plastic with metal components, one saying custom is plastic with metal while pre-built is metal.
I was really damn surprised with how good that Lighting McQueen animatronic at MGM looked and moved. Must've cost a fortune.
*land's biggest selling high-priced items
I should specify.
Short answer: money
The Gaston and princesses are actually the highest paid (((cast members))) in the park because they require a considerable amount of additional acting training. They also have strict hiring guidelines because Tiana can't be white and Snow can't be black. You can put any out-of-shape shmuck in a full mask costume, though.
When Iger gets out hopefully whoever replaces him knows what creativity and non-ip rides are
yes it does
I think it might run on that new app where you can play games while waiting in line and Agent P in EPCOT
Kind of unimpressed upon closer look, but damn does that nature build (tooth on the upper right) look pretty enticing.
ALRIGHT FELLAS
IM THE NEW CEO OF DISNEY AND I WANT A NEW RIDE NOT BASED ON ANY IP, IT CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT
PITCH ME
A ride based on My Neighbor Totoro. Don’t know what park it would go in, though.
what part of not based on an IP do you not get
I'm not falling for your ruse, Iger
>Iger
>Thinking he'd actually make a non-IP ride
Mount Fuji coaster at Epcot
Re-imagined Dinoland USA replacing the Theater in the Wild and Dino-Rama with a mountain flume ride through a realm of Ice Age creatures and a family-friendly dinosaur ride through a more traditional forested roadside dinosaur park where living dinosaurs that the Dino Institute accidentally brought back have been messing around in the land of their wonky concrete and chicken wire counterparts.
This so much. We need someone who cares about the parks as much as everything else.
Eisner was the hero we never knew we needed
Oh man, that's troubling then. I don't get how you could do custom lightsabers that are supposed to be fully immersive and not make them metal. That's a big slip-up if so.
the animatronic in cars land are sick
A new attraction based around literature in the Imagination pavilion; in a way, it would resemble the original journey into imagination, but with more focus on the different stories, from horror to fantasy to sci-fi to non-fictional, and more. Almost like a great movie ride, but based on great works of literature,
Get in here fags Snuffy is coming
is seaworld kino?
That's just Frenchies in general honestly, having Euro Disney/Disneyland Paris there was mistake from the conceptual stage due their "issues" with languages other then their own, Part of their culture and all that jazz.
That said, France can be a nice location for a more general vacation but the population having a notorious major hateboner for English makes things worse then it should when the idea is to attract people (Children) from different countries who are there for the gimmick, not the culture, but the damage is done.
I'd put Legoland and other "local" parks in different countries above it if it wasn't for MUH DISNEY MAJICK in spite of being smaller (which can be seen as a advantage depending on what you want or how long your vacation is), obviously distance matters too though.
>tfw tiana says hey handsome
themed nemo coaster that ends in being chased by the anglerfish in pitch darkness
no it's not a stupid idea that's impossible to implement with multiple cars in mind
thats not even disney plus its an ip
>not based on any ip
also they already have a nemo coaster in le disneyland
Those look like the ones in those light saber making kits a few years back. It'd be pretty sad if they actually cost the full 100+. You could get a banshee for less.
The irony is that in the 80's theme parks here used to have cinema 180's. Domes with wrap-around screens when you watched them standing you'd get immersed and your body would get tricked and loads of people would fall over (no seats for this reason). It always used to end in a car chase where you almost slammed into the back of the car in front.
One of the scenes in this was always a rollercoaster.
Just a weird reversal having an actual rollercoaster in one of these dome cinemas
Disney Studios is getting a big expansion imminently and there are rumours DLP is getting an upgraded version of the Indiana Jones ride. Should make a huge difference.
They need to sort out discovery land though. Empty theares, hidden away train station, out of place star wars stuff.
Disney Village is getting flattened so hopefully the food offerings will improve (although the tex mex buffet place was suprisingly good) . Need to put more effort into the park restaurants though, it easily has the worst food of any Disney park.
Fuck she's hot
For $100 it should be metal, even if it's anodized aluminium so kids don't brain themselves on heavy steel lightsabers.
Adventurers Society ride where you're going through a jungle in small 4 seater jeeps. You initially start as part of a group but then you go into some cursed ruins and all hell breaks loose and you split up.
Depending on which route you go, you're either further into the ruins, go to a volcano or are chased into the jungle that's now full of dangerous creatures.
Each route follows a fixed path but there's randomization in each scene. For example a scene in the volcano will have you go into a cave. It could turn out the cave is full of bats, the lair of a giant spider or lava breaks through the walls and surrounds you. This can be done but a bunch of multi-use props and projection mappings, along with trackless vehicle tech.
In the final scene, you find a legendary treasure, escape and the tour are all re-united.
Yes
I love this idea so much user, it has so much potential plus you could play up the "educational" angle.
Would be great, but not at the expense of Figment
Also, the way the original explored different forms of creative expression was a big part of the appeal alongside the original characters.
going to TDR for the first time soon: I know what rides are exclusive to the resort/good, any other tips for food, shows, general?
explain
Tinkerbell flashed me
POKEMON CREATURES
>feeling kinda down
>go on CoP
>mfw THERE'S A GREAT, BIG, BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW SHINING AT THE END OF EVERDAY
Now that you mention it, has Disney ever actually brought up Wall-E for anything?
I mean it's not like its Song of the South or anything and they refuse to acknowledge it exists, but at the same time they don't really treat it with the same kind of reverence as Pixar's other movies. It's always just part of the crowd
>tfw no plaid gf
Pitch the American Warner Brothers Park. The Six Flags rights expire in seven years, so tick tock buddy.
>that catwomen
to sexy for the us
>Sunset Boluevard
Entranceway themed after golden age Hollywood
>DC Universe
Divided into two areas, Gotham and Metropolis. Gotham is home to a Batman Vs. Joket thrill ride and an Iceberg Lounge restaurant. Metropolis is home to the Hall of Justice (home to a Justice League Vs. Legion of Doom interactive dark ride) and a Titans Tower drop tower ride.
>Acme Acres
Divided into two areas, desert and forest. Attractions based on Looney Tunes.
>Crossover Nexus
Attractions based on Cartoon Network. Steven Universe bubble coaster and boardwalk food area, Jake coaster, and Craig of the Creek flume ride.
I dunno. The more I type it out the more I worry about overlap between CN, Hanna Barbera, and Looney Tunes
they already made that. it's Everest at animal kingdom.
actually, disney had strict rules on the costumes too. You have to meet certain heigh and weight requirments. something like mickey can't be above 5'10
Height weight build and gender requirements.
Mickey is always a girl, Goofy is always a guy etc. Though I think some can be either.
Does anyone here work at one of the parks? I was thinking about working as like an attraction operator or something. What's it like?
I worked in food service at Epcot.
Your experience will completely be determined by where you are located and who you are working with. I had friends who loved working at the parks, and some who hated it.
Either way you need to understand you are joining a cult. When you work at Disney, your entire life will begin to revolve around Disney on or off the clock.
I really can only recommend it if you LOVE theme parks. The free admission is great, but totally pointless if you are going to get sick of being in the park just from working there every day. It takes a certain type of person to work at magic kingdom every day and still want to turn right back around and reenter as a guest that same week.
im an imagineer for a disney park. Shits gucci
Are you a student?
Do the Disney College Program. Its 4-6 months of working in a Disney park with all of the perks and downsides along with comfy employee housing where everyone fucks each other nonstop.
You could have a horrible time or the time of your life, but worst case scenario is it's only for a few months and you go right home afterwards.
It showed up in World of Color and has a game on Pixar Pier, but nothing else really.
>where everyone fucks each other nonstop.
This is true and I completely vouch for it. Castmember sex parties are real and all at Vista Way
I thought it was called Vista Waaaaaay
Non-Ip rides when
>Reggie's revenge
Was it just ok or not really worth drinking?
Where are you holding Figment and Buzzy faggot
Never, disney has had IP rides since it fucking began.
In my basement cause it fell down. I can't get buzzy out because he weighs like 400 pounds and hes at the bottom of my steps
It wasn't bad or anything just sort of bland in comparison to some of the bolder or traditional drinks.
Do... do they sell dolls like this?
Asking for a friend.. friend's daughter who likes the character. Yeah.
>by like practicing saber tosses
m8... you're literally just throwing the thing. Of course it's going to break. Why are people here so fucking stupid
Retards doing retarded things? I knew a guy who broke his as a result of swinging it like he was in a zombie holocaust. So uncivilized.
IP rides were exclusively a Fantasyland thing when the park started. Pretty much everything else was just leaning on a genre or setting. It's not like any of Frontierland's attractions were a Davy Crockett circlejerk, it was about going on your own western adventures.
Emperor's New Groove ride based on gif related
It's late and I can't read, please forgive me.
Where else can I find wholesome borderline guro?
God that's awesome.
user like half the people didn't read that part, you're cool
A junky robot leads you through the history of robotics, getting upgraded along the way. It’s a dark ride we slap into Epcot.
Better use of the Innoventions building then the plan of just tearing half of it down and paving over the Fountain of Nations for a beer garden and festival center.
I assume 90 percent of posters in these threads are cps or former cps
Based
did security for a while, saw all of disney's dirt when I was there
>Backdoor Disney
wtf is up with this fucking kid where it seems like he thinks Disney is "out to get him"?
Like?
>The Arc: Showdown.
Set in an Arcology (google it) placed inside Tomorrowland, the ride is a dueling coaster on the style of the Tron Coaster, i.e. highly themed in-door coaster, but more in the veins of Test-Track for the effects.
The story is that two gangs of (lovable) punks duke it out in a bike race/battle (ala the start of Akira). You get to pick which of the two gangs you join and the pre-show video is different depending of which side you pick.
At the end, there is a long track like in Test Track where it looks like the ride cars will crash into a cop car, but then the bikes do the Akira bike slide and zoom by on a highly themed part of the track made to look like a back alley, the riders then retun to the docks.
The post show area is an exhibit on living in an arcology.
Also, bring the villain recruting from SEA to the other parks for an yearly even that ends on Halloween. Teams can compete in activities to crown a new "King of Halloween".
Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway confirmed for Disneyland in 2022. The Hollywood Studios version has been delayed to next spring.
disneyparks.disney.go.com
Won't affect Roger Rabbit, rumors have been going on for a while about this and it's apparently set to replace the Gag Factory gift shop and some backstage facilities.
Hollywood Studios is just going to have a steady stream of new rides to wait 4 hours for..
At least Avatar will finally be ridable
Aren't there rumours of a new lion king attraction?
No, that construction going on off to the side of Africa was for the new Club 33 lounge
In Animal Kingdom, but those rumors were shot down a few weeks ago
Recently caught an episode of Kick Buttowski where Kick and Gunther go to an abadoned amusement park. Gunther says that the park probably had a cool space age aesthetic, but got ruined with a Jules Verne update in the 90's. Caught me off guard and made me actually laugh.
>will want a spoiler free review of Smugglers Run
>all reviews are going to be bought or spoilery
Still, at least you know that if the reviews are any bit negative then Disney have fucked up big time. The leaks about the problems its been having seem like this could be a disaster.
I like them replacing that for this ride better then the GMR
It's short as fuck anyway. You might as well just read a few chapters and see if you like it
the ride...
Whoops my bad. confused the ride with the tie-in book
>it's now impossible to go to Disney without it being ultra busy.
I remember going after new years decades ago and everything being walk on...
I literally went this month and it was pretty empty. go during the week.
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interior of the gondolas
do tell us user
you should just take out alot of the original attractions in disneyland and make them trackless, like the haunted mansion and pirates, that way it could be more random and you could add screens along with sets, then you should burn down tomorrowland
This, also go during events like the Super Bowl or right after school starts in early September and late January. No one takes their kids out of school right after summer and winter vacation.
>No AC
>no emergency water containers.
if this breaks down in the middle of summer, people are going to have a really bad time.
ive worked in all 4 parks and espn and no theres not
for me its merida
remember when tim tracker wasnt on the disney payroll?
Just the Disney magic we've come to expect