Bobby booty is hypnotizing
Bobby booty is hypnotizing
Jeremiah Nelson
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Andrew Thompson
So that what Italy does
Thomas Thomas
“Pesto in My Pants” was playing on repeat in my head for a good week after that episode aired.
God, I love this show. It’s a shame Yea Forums will probably let this thread die after less than five hours, though
Daniel Cook
is this a form of child abuse
Henry Stewart
>he never saw his parents in their underpants
Rich kids are from another fucking planet.
I bet you never got bathed with your siblings either and tricked your parents into wasting their money on Lunchables.
Ryan Stewart
>Italian
I always thought he was Greek
Luis Wright
>not actually watching the show
Season 9, Episode 15: The Fresh Princ-ipal
Watch it now.
Thomas Campbell
Louise's dance isn't sexy enough.
Caleb Williams
>parents bought me lunchables for my birthday after begging for it all year
>tfw it was genuinely awful
It's just ritz, two peices of cheese singles and cheap bologna with a cheap snack. The worst part is that I knew but I thought it had to be amazing for the price they charged.
Hudson Parker
>after begging for it all year
Why were you so keen?
Cooper Hughes
He's swarthy.
Carter Moore
Probably the advertising which made it out to be awesome.
Cooper Wilson
at least you didn't waste your time on the fucking Lunchables Pizza. Whoever thought eating uncooked pizza was a good idea should deserves a fucking flogging.
Benjamin Young
Nine-year-olds shouldn’t be sexy.
Aiden Lee
What are you fucking a Snow Flake Twitter fag
Or his parents were the Flanders
But even Christian people give there kids baths.
Why does everyone forget Tina
Nathaniel Garcia
>deserves a fucking flogging
Kinky
Ryan Hernandez
>Nine-year-olds shouldn’t be sexy.
Only Gene Belcher can be, remember he said in one episode he's a sexy little Tiger.
Ethan White
Oh, no, user. You’ve gotten yet another Bob’s Burgers song stuck in my head—I’M A LITTLE TIIIGERRRRRR, I’M A SEXY LITTLE TIGER
Jayden Carter
Lucas Lopez
>2nd grade
>tried friend's pizza lunchable
>it was dogshit terrible
>was flabbergasted
Lucas Anderson
Future furry fan
Luke White
I don't think she can help it, but she sure isn't trying, either.
Christian Long
This They got the variety pack, I had to choke down every menu for a week, and I didn't want to trade because it was a gift my parents gave me and I didn't want to be ungrateful.
Kayden Carter
"Were you looking at my butt? What are you, some kind of pervert? Well I guess it is pretty great. Huh? You wanna stick it in me? I can scream for an adult, you know. Then they'd cart you off to prison where some tough guy named Molly would stick in you every night. It doesn't have to be that way. Unless you make some sort of deal with me."
>lifts dress
"Stick it in me. Make me cum."
Liam Gray
This is going straight to Disney+ now, right?
Nolan Cook
Youbretard, have you ever read Lolita? Bitch is going to bleed you dry and you won't fuck once.
Jaxson Gomez
Is that what actually happens? I've never read it.
Juan Parker
Why don't we ever get art this good for Linda? She's a straight-up MILF, yet all most people seem to care about is a literal child.
Carter Wright
>it was a gift my parents gave me and I didn't want to be ungrateful
Is this like a Jewish thing or something? I miss being able to be an ungrateful little shit when I was a kid.
Jose Adams
Robert Turner
Aw, she really is a little girl
Cooper Brooks
Do people really think Bob's Burgers "beat" Family Guy to theaters? FOX offered Seth a movie after the show became a massive hit after the revival, he turned it down so he could do Ted and it's sequel. There was also that Western movie. Seth has had three movies.
>but they were all shit
So was the Simpsons movie.
Alexander Ross
I blame their adult voices and personalities. If they sounded and acted like kids people wouldn’t be turned on but none of them actually do.
Anthony Hill
>The Simpsons Movie was shit
End this meme already. Just admit that you're mad Lisa wasn't naked instead.
Juan Turner
The fact my brain synced this up with the Baby Elephant Walk music is making me so happy
Oliver Rodriguez
That's because Mega Luchables was where it was at
Actually it was just shitty shredded mozerella, tomato paste and frozen bread
I ate it like every day
Angel Carter
Louise is for making rash promises she isn't prepared to carry out when she loses the bet or whatever.
Kevin Martinez
That’s not the the plot. At all.
Humbert definently has sex with Lolita, it is never explicitly stated, because was the 1950s, and because Humbert is a huge fucking dork who’d rather refer to sex with allusion. An example is the part where Humbert lovingly describes how he would starve Lolita until she fucked him as their ‘lovers play’ or some shit.
Humbert at first makes Lolita his friend with gifts, candy and all the classic child molester bullshit. Then when Lolita begins making any kind of demands of him she, in Humberts words, is a complete monster whose mother made her a spoilt, evil bitch. Because of course being sexually abused by Humbert from a young age does not fuck her up, it is all on other people for Humbert.
Kayden Diaz
What’s the episode, is it new?
Parker Green
Jack Lewis
But... Louise DOES sound like a child. And I'd say all three Belcher children tend to act their respective age, as well.
Matthew Harris
Well they all act like kids
Aiden Barnes
>There was also that Western movie
Yikes. Am I right to assume that Charlize Theron was the best part about this?
Evan Cooper
I would watch this show a lot more if it looked this good instead of bowling pin muppets.
Owen Brown
This was really dumb and disgusting and I'm ashamed I was hoodwinked into seeing it. I'm a different person now.
Angel Cooper
Yes, but like very sexy kids.
Ian Morgan
user, maybe it isn't the kids.
Jaxon Thomas
It's nice that Louis isn't some hyper smart baby or snooty
Justin Morales
>hypnotizing
How so?
Jaxon Hill
>he still has the tattoo from the tiny horse episode
nice
Landon James
You need more proof?
Samuel Murphy
Don't be a tease Louise.
Gavin Murphy
I saw my dad's tightie whities all the time as a kid.
Luis Wilson
Tina was a hot topic before Jimmy Jr drama. People praise childhood and young adulthood more that's why from tv shows to celebrities.
Alexander Butler
They act like kids, don't know why every thinks kids have to be retard and gagging over toys all day it's not the 1980's anymore.
Noah White
I mean their vocabulary is that of adults and kids aren’t as witty or able to articulate their feelings like they are able to.
Its a lot different.
Grayson Kelly
Brother give us some examples.
Nathan Taylor
She's drawn that way.
Joshua Clark
I love that they always remember to include the fragment of a tattoo the horse show enthusiasts tried to force on him
Lucas Rogers
gross
Jayden Mitchell
Hey, the daily special was her idea to begin with.
Ian Young
Only gene can be sexy... to bad he's fat. At least we got Jimmy jr sweet ass
Nathaniel Jenkins
The Belcher Kids are clever for sure, but their interests and ways of expressing themselves are pretty average and childlike.
Ayden Ortiz
I think you'll find that most fictional characters are smarter than real people they are supposed to be, because they need to express themselves in ways audience could understand at first go and they need to be able to follow their own plot.
Ian Gray
This i can see. If they acted like real kids they would have little idea what was going on half the time or would have little agency which makes for a boring show.
Im just stating that a lot of fictional child characters don’t possess the key traits that make someone a child in the first place. Besides age I’d say its matters of ignorance agency and maturity and they seem to have too much of all 3 usually besides the last one (you can debate they are as mature as the rest the characters on the show).
Grayson Sanchez
>filename
based
Landon Rodriguez
The SImpsons movie was the first good episode in like 10 years
Oliver Morris
probably southern italian i.e basically greek
Dylan Gonzalez
Sounds like you been looking too much at Sesame Street kids.
Liam Russell
Well there not 5,
there kids/teens alright not your everyday kids but there kids/teens I would put them in the "Smart aleck" department as I had kids Before.
Chase Baker
MODS
Ian Powell
>WHO'S THE SOFTEST BOOOOOOOOY
I'm ashamed of myself for turning into this whenever I see a cute dog.
Evan Brown
>ctrl+f
>zero results for "hamburger buns"
You people disgust me
Christopher Martinez
The Nacho one was fucking great though
Camden Bailey
>MODS
Remember Gen said he was a Sexy Little Tiger!
Matthew Green
*fart sfx*
Logan Reed
Damn, when’s the last time we saw Gene use that megaphone? Feels like I haven’t heard his canned fart noises in ages.
Logan Edwards
Fucking thank you for letting me know about this artist. This is exactly the Linda content that I needed.
Leo Torres
He developed as a performer.
Joseph Sanchez
He uses real farts now
Christopher Thompson
That doesn’t look like human-on-human intercourse
Dylan Williams
Louise was especially adorable in the latest episode
Brody Jackson
Fucking hell, this is gonna be the Adventure Time movie all over again
Jordan Rivera
In that it never existed to begin with? Loren's been lying to us this whole time?
Robert Cooper
Jacob King
What'd I miss?
Brandon Wood
>Am I right to assume that Charlize Theron was the best part about this?
I haven't seen A Million Ways to Die in the West myself, but it's only right to assume so.
Jordan Harris
It was a shit movie that was no different than any other zombie Simpsons episode besides being longer. To unironically like it you'd need to be either a zoomer with a fond nostalgia for it or simply have shit taste degraded from holding for the Simpsons to improve again (8 years of trash since season 10 had debuted by that point).
Ethan Turner
>implying everything after Season 10 is shit
While The Simpsons had definitely grown weaker by then, the show was still great until around Season 22. Fight me.
Jose Bailey
Louise getting fucked by a dog.
Landon Phillips
I want to tongue-fuck Linda's asshole
Grayson Wood
>I mean their vocabulary is that of adults
Okay, see, just because YOU'RE a monosyllabic moron doesn't mean everyone else is. Kids take to new words very quickly.
Aiden Brooks
They literally pick them up from nowhere.
Louise taught herself to pick locks, and Gene has a relatively sophisticated understanding of music and theater structure.
Not to mention the referential gags that are obviously out of their time frame.
Thomas Hughes
The lock pick thing is a stretch Ill grant you but the references aren't. When I was a kid I was exposed to all kind of media and picked it up through there. Maybe this is just a modern generational thing but I find it very strange when people don't get obvious references.
Ayden Cruz
No. The lock pick thing isn't even a stretch; it's grasping at straws.
Louise is supposed to be the mischievous Belcher child. Picking locks is something that any young, dedicated troublemaker can perfect. It's very much appropriate for a nine-year-old to do just that. Louise also loves puppies, anime, trading cards, skipping class, cake, candy, and a fuckton of other things one could see as childish.
doesn't know what they're talking about. Tina's a hormonal teen, Gene's a goofball with a passion for music (fucking two-year-olds can play the guitar if they have the drive), and while Louise is precocious for a nine-year-old (I recall Loren saying that she's "basically the smartest in the family"), the girl still definitely acts her age.
Jonathan Sanders
>can perfect
She owns and maintains a kit.
Gene is an 11 year old who recognized a random jingle guy whom he memorized by name, that's not fucking normal. Gene's knowledge and involvement goes beyond merely natural intuitiveness and nobody in his family is supporting him in the sense that they're bringing it to him.
Louise goes beyond precocious 9 year old.
Tina is the only one I'd say is consistently on point for her bit but the other two consistently act more mature for their age
Jonathan Baker
>Do people really think Bob's Burgers "beat" Family Guy to theaters?
I mean technically, it did.
Dominic Rivera
I unironically like lunchables pizza
Benjamin Clark
was thinking the same.
Jeremiah Price
2 days later were still here.
Aaron Collins
I like it
Adam Gutierrez
>Charlize has no ass
Why must you needlessly TEASE me, Seth?!
Colton Powell
Didn't Family Guy already have a movie?
Did I dream it?
Brandon Baker
Yeah, it had a ""movie""
Oliver Cox
DAMN BOBBY LOOK LIKE THAT!?
Justin Rodriguez
Do people really hate lunchables pizza? Wtf
Benjamin Flores
Personally I think the Simpsons Movie loses points on an objective level when it comes to Lisa's subplot and how it pretty much goes nowhere at all.
This needs to happen more often, especially when I'm watching.
Gabriel Flores
Are you just talking about Colin never being brought up again in the show? Because if so, that shouldn’t be a detriment to the film itself.
Colin gave Lisa something to do so the movie could feel balanced between all five Simpsons. He was introduced, brought up again here and there, and got together with Lisa in the end. I wouldn’t consider that a subplot that “goes nowhere at all.”
It was cute. And it’s not surprising that he never returned for the show. The writers probably felt that would limit what they could do with Lisa in future episodes since she could no longer be an outcast or a loner.
Jose Flores
>Colin gave Lisa something to do so the movie could feel balanced between all five Simpsons.
The movie could have been given balance without Kid Bono. With his inclusion, it actually creates a further imbalance because his inclusion immediately puts him on the level of "lead role" or "supporting role" given his proximity to Lisa, who is arguably a lead role in the movie.
>He was introduced, brought up again here and there, and got together with Lisa in the end. I wouldn’t consider that a subplot that “goes nowhere at all.”
It may not go nowhere, but it certainly doesn't come from anywhere. If his character is given nothing to do that affects the plotting of the film, then it's essentially an empty role that could have been written out.
Andrew Foster
stop
Daniel Ward
You shut your mouth!
Ryan Nelson
hi, Seth! hate your show!
James Diaz
Ethan Cruz
Leo Martin
Humna humna BONER
Henry Williams
Stop posting lewd Louise please. Mods are going to shut down the thread. Can we just talk about the show please?
Angel Ortiz
They're probably having trouble trying to figure out how to get cutaway gags to work in a theatrical feature.
Aaron Smith
Favorite episode?
Carson Davis
In my case, I DO live in the UK, and we're not up to there yet.
Probably marathon it later.
Carson Gray
The same as any other cutaway, except louder music and more explosions
David Jones
You strike me as a man that can be comparable to that empty areas between particles of dust in space.
Connor Flores
You'd think so, but there was a Simpsons thread a while back that had lewds and the mods let it go for, like, three days.
Not saying they were right. Just pointing it out.
Elijah Cooper
remind me to never make a joke again
Landon Wright
Yes user, everyone who disagrees with you is Seth MacFarlane.
Notice I'm not even saying anything bad about the show or characters, simply that Gene and Louise rarely act realistically for their age.
Liam Morales
Hell yeah, brother
Dominic Brooks
I fucking love the music on this show.
Gabriel Bailey
My parents are the two halves of the waffle maker
>That makes you the waffle!
Robert Stewart
youtube.com
I love how incredibly petty this is.
Evan Howard
Rupi Kaur going off
Owen Ward
I thought it was funny user.
Samuel Martin
>Thought it was an actual movie when I was younger (since they advertised it as such and it was direct to dvd, which isnt usually done for episodes)
>even torrented it
>like 3 years later they release it as a "3 part season finale"
Brayden Rodriguez
I find it funny Family Guy tried to say Bob had terrible animation. As if any kind of movement in animation is too complicated for FG staff to grasp
Aaron Price
Ayden Hall
what about tina?
Ayden Fisher
Hell no.
Every scene in which Tina’s horny for boys is purely played for comedy. They’re just kids, yo.
Juan Torres
Wait. We have ELEVEN pages on this board now?!
Levi Peterson
Ok nu-family is absolute cancer but peter is right and yes I did come into a bob burgers thread even though I hate this garbage normie show
Lucas Nguyen
It's because of the sticky.
Nicholas Gomez
It was better than the show at the time, but the previous two seasons had better individual episodes. Though from what I've seen from the current season its sunk lower than I thought it could be
Aaron Jones
No defense for Gene, havn't seen enough of the show to see him ever be anything more than a 2d bad joke.
Louise (fuck the spelling) on the other hand is more or less perfect beyond the voice which yes, no little girl should -ever- sound like her. If they did, bring them to a fucking hospital. That being said, her articulation of words is on point for a 9 year old, nothing odd. Her articulation of feelings is odd because she rarely acts human. This is ok though, considering Bob. Because when you look at it she is just an aggressive version of Bob.
Children can be very witty, they can have vast vocabularies and often find themselves in situations where they get beat for it. Louise is in the opposite situation. She has next to no maintained boundaries, no maintained schedule, no normality in her life. For a 9 year old that's a pretty big deal. Acting out is how most kids cope with a lack of supervision and structure. She acts out almost every episode. The way she acts out is exactly how her father does, just swapping the passive and uncaring tone of Bob with the aggressive and demeaning tone of herself.
Take the B&B episode for example. Teddy moves into her room and moves her stuff. Her response is to start yelling and she tells Teddy she will see him in hell. No human being would say this, or act as she does. Any normal 9 year old would simply pout and cry. But she has learned from her father that blank statement yelling is how you act when upset. So that is exactly what she does.
Children copy the phrases, mannerisms, and moralities of their guardians until puberty almost to a fault. For Louise to copy Bob's reactions like that is only normal. Even if it seems odd for her to act how she does, it is only because she has no other frame of reference. This makes her "act" older than she is, but really, it is her miming how to be upset. Because really, who else close to her gets close to upset in the show?
Eli Turner
>Family Fracas
You’re joking, right?
Kevin Morgan
Jocelyn is for sex.
Ethan Wilson
thats not Tammy
Matthew Scott
>The Simpsons Movie
>bad
spotted the drooling invalid
Gavin Wilson
*brap*
Kayden Fisher
Stay classy, Yea Forums
Michael Barnes
>Nine-year-olds shouldn’t be sexy.
And who is going to stop them?
Cooper Sullivan
Aaron Hill
Noah Ross
Isaiah Long
Ethan Barnes
>heavyset dad stumbling around the house in his underwear
>getting showers with the fuckin kids my mom babysat to save on the water bill
>peanut butter and jelly for lunch until the end of high school
Man, that was a trip. I hadn't thought about stupid shit like that for ages.
Joshua Williams
You’re not giving kids enough credit. I would say any kid that reads slightly more than average would have a well rounded vocabulary. It’s especially not abnormal for Tina or even Gene, who are 14 and 11. In fact, it’d be weirder if they were inarticulate at that age. Maybe you have a case with Louise, but I could chalk that up to her being a weird kid. Sure, she has a lot of strange interests—learning to pick locks, for one—but she does these things mainly for a laugh, which is distinctly childish. She also does things like get comically long fake nails in order to attempt to scale walls with them, and has an abnormal attachment to her headwear.
Jason Perez
Parts of this pic are wonky-looking but the legs are just the right plumpness and the way they disappear into the skirt is the perfect tease.
Anthony Rivera
Parker Bell
Camden Jones
Nicholas Young
Oliver Rogers
Thomas Miller
>forgetting the Burn Unit
And that same episode introduced Gene getting into an old series of cowboy movies thanks to Bob. Kids can be aware of media from outside their generation.
Plus, even if the random cultural references the kids make are played for laughs, all three of them still very much act their age through what they do and how they act.
In fact, I'd go as far as to say Bob's Burgers is one of the better examples of kid characters being written realistically based on the students at Wagstaff. You've got characters with weird quirks and--especially--speech impediments/lisps.
Tina and Gene's voices are pretty much your only arguments here.
Caleb Jackson
>DeviantArt watermark
Landon Garcia
Nightmare Fuel
Anthony Phillips
lol
Brandon Ward
Jordan Brown
Happy Good Friday and Happy Passover, everyone.
You can really tell that a lot of kids are out of school due to all the extra shitpost threads we've been getting lately
Camden Brooks
>he doesn't like summerposting
I think its kinda cute. Reminds me of when I would funpost on random forums back in 98 as a kid.
Ryan Brooks
user, it is our job to take them under our wing and teach them a thing or two before school starts up again.
Elijah Jones
>ywn get to drink Linda's bath water
David Hughes
Good idea!
HEY KIDS! Most of that shit they teach you in school is useless. It's just irrelevant to anything you'll encounter in your life or at anytime in your future. College majors are important. Do something useful like accounting. Liberal arts will prepare you for literally nothing but student loans.
Cameron Peterson
>Liberal arts will prepare you for literally nothing but student loans
I thought that went without saying. EVERYBODY knows that Liberal Arts majors are practically useless!
Aiden Carter
Reminds me of a friend I had who did womans studies and some other lib arts thing as a major and openly stated at one dinner how he was aware he would be working at starbucks the rest of his life.
Got to wonder how someone gets to that point and is ok with it still.
Josiah Howard
How was he even able to afford dinner?
Elijah Collins
Loans got him into school. Dinner was part of boarding which he also did. He skipped class often to smoke pot. I went of several walks with him to discuss his ideals and I am not convinced his ideology was sound but, he seemed content so why poke a sleeping dog.
Connor Rodriguez
C'mon, man. I just wanna nibble on her toes
Aaron Sullivan
Reminder Louise is only meant for wholesome caring
Brayden Reed
>Comes with candy
Aaron Brown
>ywn drink Louise's lemonade
Isaac Stewart
Dude be glad you never had the burger or hot dog lunchables. That shit was just raw meat
Easton Ward
There needs to be more jj lewds
Alexander Stewart
stop
Angel Phillips
Dude, gonna hafta agree with everyone else, kids pick up weird things. I was using pretty big words at 9 just so I could sound more mature.
I taught myself lockpicking at 11 because I wonder if you really could pick a lock with just a hairpin. You can, but it's very difficult. Then I saw that you're suppose to use a flathead to help twist.
Bentley Barnes
Kinda? They made blue harvest, which was a spoof of star wars.
Elijah Morgan
they definitely should have stuck with the original idea they had where it was going to be Milhouse in that role, especially since they ended up having him and Lisa start dating not all that long after the movie anyways