Cartoon chads
Bart Simpson
Imagine being cucked by the CHAD version of yourself.
He's literally the virgin + the chad fusion.
The incel that never gave up.
Is he a Chad that doesn't know he's a virgin, or a virgin that thinks he's a Chad?
Johnny canonically gets laid all the time, it just happens off-screen with lower ranking girls instead of the 10/10 hotties he's aiming for.
The actual virgin in the show is Carl. Even the jokey times when girls surrounded him, he probably never fucked them.
We all know the one true chad
What do I do to be as based as him?
Be prepared to try to bone a black chick in a grave yard on Halloween.
Basically, you need to be the complete package
The Chad Virgin?
Jason Funderberger...
I swear to god I heard Thunderburger when I first heard it.
Same. I refuse to believe that wasn’t intentional. And honestly, he truly is better than dirt in every what. Sure, his voice is weird and he’s Meek, but he’s sly as fuck. And unlike 90% of Yea Forums characters, he fucking went for it. In front of a group of people, in a fucking graveyard
Johnny canonically isn't a virgin
*canononically
Literally rolling in pussy
Virgin? Multiple furries wanted his dick, a super spy wantes his dick, Little Suzie wanted his dick, Carl wanted his dick, and of course Velma Dinkley wanted his dick.
And he was besties with Donnie Osmond
What?
Did I do that?
Don't forget that vampire chick who was a total babe.
And the antelope
What if you are the CHAD version of yourself?
Does he count?
finn the human
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE?!
not a chad
not a chad but extremely based
Funderberker...
Hella Jeff
based