I'm having a Spider-Verse birthday party. What should I do for it?

I'm having a Spider-Verse birthday party. What should I do for it?

>inb4 kys

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kys

kys

web yourself

>Grow up

You're giving me conflicted messages here.

Share it with your fellow autists on Yea Forums

Dump spiders on them

neck yourself

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Sounds kawaii

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Have a nice birthday, OP. But stay away from Yea Forums for ten years until you're old enough to post here.

eat a nigger cock

Just let you're family know your a pedophile.

How old are you?

25 Friday

>25
>Birthday party
There will be other people? Right?

Attempt to fellate yourself. Failing that, the David Carradine Special.

6+ people.

Any hos?

syk

Only the scizo that shares the same class as me and my playmates.

Get a spider theme cake?

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Can I come?

Commission of Spider Gwen doing various sex acts with Miles in the middle of the school entrance with his hand stuck to her hair still. Sucking, fucking, and licking with at least one position each.

Sure.

Don't kill yourself. An Hero instead, make a show of it.

Have your girlfriend or mom dress up like Spider-Gwen.

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I no longer have a gf but there will be two Gwens there.

This was my first thought i would see in this thread when i saw it in the catalog, did not disappoint

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This party sounds like a good time