ITT: Fictional religions

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Catholicism is real though, even if the Pope is in space and a reptilian lizard thing

Depending on who you ask, only the space part is fictional.

Transmetropolitan has a shit ton of religions, each of them pretty great.

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My favourite.

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Personally I agree, lizard people are a real threat to our existence. A true mother fucking hate stews and brews.
I remember when I was eight years old. I was abducted by those bastards. Luckily I escaped. Their weakness is water, it was like simultaneously a metaphor for addiction and a cool reason for me to go full on "last action hero" and shoot up my local yoga class. I haven't yet mearly resorting to masturbating at the premise but never the less.

Lizards also hate those. Yoga. They despise calisthenics, in any form. A monolythic flaw in their hubris. They proclaim they're so superior with their cold blood, their special "superior muscles" but at the same time need us warm bodies to pull of their plan. They're bullies and tyrants and must be stopped at all costs. Fuck, even now I'm angry. Angry I never got the chance to flip off the Colonel that ordered my abduction. You see they actually dissected my hands for some reason. The memory of my muscles and tendons being pulled apart, stretched... torn ligament from ligament. Perhaps an enlightened user could shed some light on why they did this, but never the less they did. They cleaved off my skin like you would peal a potato. Every day I wake up with the knowlage I'm wearing some synthetic faux rubber dermal. It's a hell I can never escape. I almost wish more people would be aware of these monsters. But then again, it's somewhat comforting that a man can live his life potentially unaware these crietens exist. I just hope for the day no one will look at me like I'm insane when I tell them my survival story.

I GOT THAT THIIIIING HE SENT MEEEEE

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A fictional religion in more ways than one if you believe certain "Hersey"

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