Tighten did literally nothing wrong

>not being able to get pussy with the body of a professional bodybuilder.

Is that even possible?

personality

that baby face

I imagine it'd get boring after a while fucking a dude with the personality and charisma of a middle schooler after a while, even with the hot bod they're rocken

He has the head of a grossly inbred ginger Jew and the voice of Jonah Hill.

>I would just do a Superman and flex on other people
You mean do a Flex Mentallo.

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Look at his face

Flex is honestly a good role model for kids.
Taught me to love myself a bit more.

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>baby face
Of what, Julia Roberts and Gene Shalit?

The fact that anons on Yea Forums would do the same thing as Tighten doesn't make him in the moral right.

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>That thread where despite the numerous presented evidence, anons still insist that his name is "Titan"

It's not pretending, I'm not a society-hating loser and wouldn't go on a rampant crim / casual collateral death binge just because boo hoo you don't always get what you want

Tighten wasn't after ordinary pussy. He wanted Roxanne to be 'his girl'.

t. Tighten

God he's ugly

that's why he has a mask.

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dude was always an asshole, he was just too weak to act on it before

And it only covers the least ugly part of his head.

If I pull that off, will he die?

better than nothing

was Tighten's civilian alter-ego a green lantern reference? Hal Stewart (once he becomes Tighten, Guy Gardner comes into play)

I won't lie and say I'd be a saint, but no I wouldn't.

I'd fucking run a rampage across Cartel run Mexico for all that sweet drug money.

just villain, not super

Ever wonder what would have happened if Megamind's original plan had gone through and the reporter lady became a superhero?

Just because we'd all do the some doesn't mean we also couldn't be considered bad guys who did shit wrong.

Except throw an autistic fit when he didn't get his way

Mmm, not really, I'd just move on

Isn't this "X who was a piece of shit did nothing wrong" meme old enough to vote now?

Was this in the Movie? I don’t remember.
Though I think Roxxane would be at least a more competent hero than Tighten.

It's cause he's a jew

What's the difference?

it always did seem kinda wasteful to just leave that stuff laying around at the end...

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Even if that were true, that wouldn't make me a good person. It would make me grievously flawed.

At the time when Hal got his powers by accident, Megamind hadn't decided yet who exactly should be getting the superpowers of Titan. He knew what kind of character qualities he was after, but he hadn't thought about where he would find the kind of person he wanted, and he didn't have any candidates in mind yet.
However, the dialogue was making strong hints that if he'd had more time to think about it and if he had been able to actually choose the person who would become his nemesis, it's very likely he would've chosen Roxanne.

A lot of guys initially get /fit/ because they're too spergy to pull girls and think that getting jacked will compensate for their personality but there's a level of spergitude where it just won't. If you still can't act like a human being it doesn't really matter how fit you get.

Most girls don't like the bodybuilder look.

it works both ways user
>user wants to fuck a stacy
>completely turned off the second she opens her mouth
sure they might fuck a few times but after a while the person is just too annoying to be around

she was already annoyed with metroman
why she want to fuck his autistic brother?

What is the superhero paralel of Tighten?
I say its Shazam because Hal is really just an immature manchild.

You don't know me.
with great power comes great responsibility.

No, because I'm not an entitled manchild.

If you are the sort of person who throws a destructive tantrum because your SO doesn't want to be with you anymore, that's probably exactly why they don't want to be with you anymore.

Compared to you, he looks handsome. What's your excuse?

Fuck off, now that I have power I have to be responsible with it

>Hero of The Beach appears backwards when he's shot from behind

Kek

realistically what do you even do with superpowers to make the world better
stopping petty crime doesnt really make a difference

Slay the heads of state and all that fail to fit your ideal world.

So thoughts on the movie itself?

I love this movie, it might be in the top five of my favorite Dreamworks animated films. The word "comfy" is really overused but it's the only word I can use to describe this movie. I really wish it got a sequel, Button of Doom just made me want more.

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based Jonah Hill

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It makes a difference for at least 1 person

If you could stop all the crime in somewhere like Chicago or even somewhere not specifically known for having lots of crime, like Atlanta, that’d definitely make the news

dam that niggas design looks terrible

Is that dreamcast wreck it ralph

Don’t forget disaster relief and shit. Saving people from floods or keeping aircraft from crashing are also heroic deeds.

he was pathetic lmao

rofl, sure kiddo

A /fit/ autist is still an autist.

It's supposed to be Titan, but he's a moron who can't into homophones.

>a /fit/ autist

Tautology!

No, I'd just eat ice cream in my room and cry like a fatty and have real NEET hours.

I'd go into construction work

>BREAKING NEWS: Every construction worker in the city is out of work and they're all PISSED at the superpowered dickhead who tuk der jerbs.

Honestly if I had say Superman's kit (not full godly levels) I'd probably go for fame/recognition. There are so many myths and mysteries in our world that I'd spend like the first year going out Indiana Jones style trying to find lost treasures, temples, cryptids, etc. I'd live stream the discoveries and sell/donate the findings that way I could be a hero who left a mark on the world you dont really see done in comics.

>Go to fight crime in Chicago
>Be on the news 1 week later as an "Alt-Right Black Oppressor"

You could help mankind colonize the galaxy. Scope out planets capable of supporting humans, carry supplies and building materials there, terraform the land with YOUR BEAR HANDS... why explore this planet when there's a whole universe out there?

First i will tell chink moot to give me the IP / addresses of all the fags that frequent boards like Yea Forums, Yea Forums, Yea Forums , /pol/...etc and murder the lot of them

After that, i will make it mandatory for everyone to submit a list of their favorite comic / cartoon every 3 months. The ones that i deem having shit taste will be obliterated

He did everything wrong. He had no moral justifications for his actions and was basically a sociopath.

You know stopping crime is harder than putting all the criminals in jail, right? You'd have to tackle the issues behind the crime, too. Otherwise more criminals will pop up. They're like mould.

Fool, you do SUPER construction work.

You build a moon base or some other shit that regular joes cannot do.

I'm /fit/ and worked as a model for a bit but I'm still a virgin because I'm a legit sperg.
Where's your god now.

I've always had a fascination with our lost history and what we could potentially gain from getting it back. I mean we are still discovering new species of animals in the oceans and jungles and even tribes of humans we didnt know about. Like get me a light source & a camera that can stand the pressure and I'd walk/swim through the deepest parts of the ocean to find out what is down there.

there is a fucking boat sinkin on the background

Ur a homophone

Just arrest them too.

Eventually you will run out of crime to fight.

How's that War on Drugs going?

I like both of these ideas, and I'd like to see a superhero specializing on either of them instead of crime-fighting.
If I had to choose between the two, I'd probably vote for the livestreaming Indiana Jones. Outer-space colonization would probably be more useful in the long run, but stories of exploring dangerous and remote corners of the world just fascinate me.

Why not just put the whole world in a bottle?

How about beating them so hard or outright killing them so future criminals are too afraid to do crime?

I'd just use it on my everyday life, like, I can fly, no commute, yay, I can beat up that cunt from work, yay,I can rape to lose my v-card yay

>I'd like to see a superhero specializing on either of them instead of crime-fighting.

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Didn't stop crime in the Roman or Persian empire, where they'd do some seriously fucked up shit to dissuade criminals.

he didn't knew how to control his muscle powers back then

>YOUR BEAR HANDS
KEK