Sadie

She's better as a shortstack.

She knows Lars has a raging hard on for fat/stocky body types. She's got him wrapped around her stubby fingers.

>thin sadie
OH GOD GET IT OFF MY SCREEN

Attached: nBR7320.jpg (1280x719, 70K)

As if your choice would matter to her

He absolutely does, remember when Steven and lars exchanged buddies he had a porno of fatties on him.

I don't think Steven and Connie are at that point yet. Close, but not quite.

I mean that Sadie doesn't look good either.

How do you think Lars and Sadie fucked the first time they did it? I admittedly headcanon that either Lars and Sadie did handstuff or that Lars ate Sadie out (considering in the SU world, the guys would probably way more generous).

Attached: 2ad4c1b7e835314250823cdaf232ea38.png (1279x1171, 78K)

Honestly Lars is a way better and more rational human being than Sadie,

Let's think in terms whst the show runners headcanon are. I think Rebecca is very into passionate slow but sloppy love making, think of EEE porn she did replace them with those two and that's it.

anal

I liked her BECAUSE she was fat and was nice, but it still doesnt excuse the fact that she's objectively a piece of shit once you get past that surface.

Are you judging or stating a fact?
It sounds like judging.

Is she really though? Lars was like that at the start of the show and he's going through character development even to this day. Sadie pretty much admitted she was a control freak at the end of S4 and has been better since then. Quit her miserable job, formed her own band and basically became the Greg to Lars' Rose.

Everyone in SU is a horrible person

ok

Please, this isn't Star VS we're talking about.

Is Sadie 3 feet tall? At least in the pilot she was normal people sized.

Two wrongs don't make a right user

You're right, that was mean. Cramp Twins is right there as a good example of a show with no good characters after all.

I'd pile her shit if you catch my lingo

this wouldn't surprise me.

Considering everyone in SU may also be bisexual, maybe it is?

Is Sadie a top or a bototm?

She seems like a female rapist. The type of girl who’s not particularly hot, but will fuck you while you’re drunk/stoned/out of it because it makes her feel better, but no one will ever call her on it because the dude is treated with “ew, you fucked HER?” or “well you got it up, must have been consensual.”

In 20 years I expect her to kidnap some guy, chain him in the basement, and force him to take viagra while she uses him to get off.

Definitely a bottom. She likes to be comforted by her lover.

Attached: tumblr_njl37uK51g1ry4q8jo1_500.png (500x276, 130K)

I'm not a fan of SU forced agenda, but damn, I prefer the original Sadie by far

Bro.....

Attached: 1536955241220.gif (640x360, 1.18M)

The duality of man.

>forced agenda
Fat people existing is a "forced agenda" really? No better than the tumblrfags who are saying that straight white male protagonists are political. Can't you people just fuck each other or something and leave media alone.

Attached: glass him.jpg (440x498, 100K)

Jackie is a pure.

>Is she really though?
Yes, absolutely.
>Lars was like that at the start of the show and he's going through character development even to this day.
Abd he was a piece if shit too, and his development went nowhere. Even after he became a space captain he's still a sniveling little shit that got mad because Sadie moved on.
>Sadie pretty much admitted she was a control freak at the end of S4 and has been better since then.
>Quit her miserable job, formed her own band and basically became the Greg to Lars' Rose.
But none of that has to do with her actual flaws. She just had a change of scenery, but she's still a piece of shit. There's no way to actually see that she even changed all that much.

she's a bottom, but so is Lars; and if they get together, she'd probably have to force herself to top.

Her filler episodes would still stuck even if she was the hottest character in the show.

Her huge growing tits make her tolorable

>Quit her miserable job, formed her own band
What a fucking cliche.

post proof

Because she's a Steven Universe character.

Come on, do you really think LARS of all people would ever eat a girl's pussy?

I could see him doing it, mostly for his sake, and not Sadies. Like he's horny and wants to eat out, though Sadie gets the benefit from it.
Then again, Sadie is the type that would give head first and not expect anything in return. So Lars may not have to give anything at all.
I would like to imagine that a lot more guys are willing to give their girls head than not. Then again, a lot of dudes I know wouldn't even put their fingers there, let alone their mouth.

Attached: tumblr_ol9o3nx60I1vhb9q2o1_540.gif (540x360, 408K)

Considering Sadie's level of thirst, I wouldn't bat an eye at the idea of Sadie sucking Lars off or at very least a very intense handy.

Sucking him off almost seems more likely. I could see Lars maybe reciprocating by fingering her. Sadie seems like she's give a lot but only get a little in return but she'd be really happy with it.

> The show is a lot of hush hush implications that only an older audience get.
It sure does
> Hey man, it's cool, I've seen your junk before
> That was fun, but a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering.
> You need to put more ball in your cannon / Is that gonna hurt?

nah, lars would do it because he overheard the cool kids mention it, or because 'Noice' magazine says it would make him cooler, or because sadie asked him to.

>secret pinata party

Waist high and natural D cup, whats not to like?

>Sadie Stockholm's him on a deserted island with a giant invisible monster
>Lars is the bad guy
>Ronaldo wants to humiliate his "friend" and later tries to murder Lars
>Lars is the bad guy
>Steven names Lars to Peridot, ending with his kidnapping and eventual death
>Lars is the bad guy

Lars was born white and male and must pay for his crime.

>White
Are you for real.

>Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your agenda
See, I can be flippant too. Lars's insecurity is part of his character and the next time we see him he's HAPPY Sadie is doing well without him. Development "went nowhere" my ass, try actually watching the show you moron.

HAIRS ON HER LEGS! THIS KILLS THE BONER!

Sadie, the cleaning lady,
With trusty scrubing brush and pale of water,
Worked her fingers to the bone,
For the life she had at home,
Providing at the same for her daughter.

Oh Sadie, the cleaning lady,
Her aching knee's not getting any younger,
Well her red detergent hands,
Have for years not held a mans,
And time would find her hard in spite of hunger.

Scrub your floors, do your chores,
Dear old Sadie,
Looks as though you'll always be a cleaning lady.
Can't afford to get board,
Dear old Sadie,
Looks as though you'll always be a cleaning lady.

Oh Sadie, the cleaning lady,
Her female mind would find a way of trapping,
Though as gentle as a lamb,
Sam the elevator man,
So she could spend the night by tv napping,

Oh Sadie, the cleaning lady,
Her aching knee's not getting any younger,
Well her red detergent hands,
Have for years not held a mans,
And time would find her hard in spite of hunger.

Scrub your floors, do your chores,
Dear old Sadie,
Looks as though you'll always be a cleaning lady.
Can't afford to get board,
Dear old Sadie,
Looks as though you'll always be a cleaning lady.

Oh Sadie, the cleaning lady,
Her Sam was what she got for crying and singing.
To her solo and dismay,
She's still working 'till this day,
Her sam then that to be another singer.

Scrub your floors, do your chores,
Dear old Sadie,
Looks as though you'll always be a cleaning lady.

Attached: proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg (474x474, 40K)

But...the "Noice" magazine had a better short stack!

Much better, fuck fatties

I will, user. I will.

well, shes a shitty fat person i know she''l probably be as shitty thin

Why are modern cartoons filled with psychopathic narcissists the audience seems to be expected to like?

If she wasn't fat she wouldn't be too embarrassing to publicly fuck so the island wouldn't have happened.

>a lot of dudes I know wouldn't even put their fingers there, let alone their mouth.
Huh.
Do they actually have decent relationships?

Think she would probably come off too much as looking like a literal midget or a child. As-is, she seems more just stout rather than actually fat, like the kind of build you'd expect of a female dwarf (fantasy) rather than a fattie. Take away her proportions though, she'd fit alongside Steven and Connie in height which would be weird.

Though potentially funny dynamics if she's along their antics and gets mistaken/treated like a child by other people and gems despite being a decade or so older.

Dude, she's been on an island with no razor for at least a week or so, and hair growth doesn't take breaks.

He'd get yeast infection in the mouth. That shit will take bleach or a flame torch to get rid of.

any sadie is a bad sadie

Beta male spotted

Attached: 1553559511346.jpg (720x403, 25K)

i just hate her voice acting. it just sounds like some random fangirl's first time at the mic. and don't even get started on the singing

Yeah why wouldnt he? He isnt a pussy

I wish it we me.

the staff believe fat girls are entitled to being cunts

I'm pretty sure they don't think that, considering Sadie's shitty qualities are pointed out by other characters as being shitty qualities that need to be improved.