lois griffin is a SLUT!
Lois griffin is a SLUT!
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A loser kind of geek
Well, looking at the current seasons of the show, he's not wrong.
She has always been an extremely low-tier milf. No matter how “sexy” you draw her body, she’s still gonna have that atrocious head.
are you making fun of her nose?
>that atrocious head
I've always found Lois physically attractive (I fucking ADORE big/pointy/Jew noses), but any appeal she had was stripped from her personality once the Family Guy writers decided to sacrifice that appeal for easier, edgier jokes.
HAHAHA LOIS HATES HER MARRIAGE AND IS CHEATING ON PETER! ISN'T THIS SO FUNNEEEE?! XDDD
That's a huge basement
Is this a MILF thread or a Family Guy thread?
while it’s pretty hard to to make macfarlane style sexy, it’s still easier than groening or bob’s burger style where nobody has a chin
peter is a terrible person with no redeemable qualities os its okay
Way hotter fatter.
>it’s still easier than groening
Now that's a hard "oof" from me, familia.
While Groening characters do have the overbites, the women still tend to have more realistic, anatomically correct proportions when compared to MacFarlane women's more simplified physiques.
Also, Groening Overbite > MacFarlane Baby Face
Counterpoint: Francine Smith
Meh. Francine Fish Lips is a'ight, but she's overrated
Bob's Burgers is easier than think.
You don't even need fanart to justify Linda being hot. Bob's Burgers has fappable characters. The weird chins mean nothing once you get used to the show's art style.
her voice would turn me off
>not being turned on by Linda's voice
I don't give a fuck if it's a man doing it. That loving Jersey Wife accent gets me going!
The entire working class family comedy dynamic is based on the premise that the people involved ultimately love each other unconditionally. It's actually kinda sad to see how this is twisted in the current age's cynicism. Even Simpsons regularly pokes fun at the idea that Marge secretly hates Homer and is just trying to stick it out.
Based Bob's Burgers making genuine, loving family dynamics cool again
gtfo Pierce
>those feet
I’m from New Jersey and if Linda’s voice actor had a higher pitch voice it would literally sound exactly like my mother
He was, which is crazy considering Lois's big, pointy honker is one of her sexiest features.
Are you saying you don't find your mother's voice attractive?
Mrs. Griffin's feet ain't shit
HEY LOIS, REMEMBAH THAT TIME YOU WERE THICC?
>Be Seth MacFarlane
>Not know how to write female characters
>I KNOW I'LL JUST MAKE THEM THE BIGGEST SLUTS OF ALL TIME AND THEIR HUSBANDS TOTAL VIRGINAL NON VIRGINS HUR DUR!
I guess it's both
>Stupid Sexy Linda 1
D-does a 'Stupid Sexy Linda 2' exist?
>I’m from New Jersey
gross
That's because she still has 2 out of 5 Sexy Parts.
>Pierce
That's funny because John Robert's bases Linda's voice on his mother's.
That artist did a couple more pages. They get lewd.
I never noticed this was a rhyme before.
Y-YOU CANT POST THAT GIF!
post them
Is that some sort of joke or reference? ‘Cause I don’t get it.
God I can't stand her face
apparently if you search that gif "Black man sweating", save it and try to repost it here it gets blocked
PEE-TAH!
Freddy Freaker is dancing in our living room!
>hating perfection
Pack up your shit taste and take it somewhere else, fella
Linda is a horrible person
You referenced the e-celeb that I like, haha! You're more original and funny than I thought you were, Yea Forums!
PEETAH STOP SAYING "BRAP" EVERYTIME I BEND OVA
hehehehehe
How so?
Just a friendly reminder that Family Guy and American Dad were always shit.
Just a friendly reminder that you have shit tastes
When is she going to canonically cuck her husband for Chris's massive schlong.
Say what you will about family guy but they've made as many jokes about Lois cheating on Peter as the other way around. Peter's infidelity has never been used as a plot point though
>Family Guy and American Dad were always shit.
>American Dad
You almost had me there, user.
Family Guy wasn't always shit, either.
>there were people paid to write, storyboard, design, color, and animate this perfection
The Cleveland Show was good to us
She actively sabotages Bob in everything he does
Do you guys think this Linda will be a little less heartless and insufferable?
Reminder.
this, the wife from my cousin vinny has that golden voice
>Bonnie was a good wife for a lot of seasons
>suddenly she’s willing to cheat on and kill him
>Brian has become a bleeding liberal cunt that can’t shut up
>quagmire is somehow better than Brian. When he rapes, kidnaps, and mistreats women.
>meg rightly loses her shit for her family mistreating her but retracts the whole statement for no fucking reason
This always pissed me off. They even did this to bonnie, who always loved Joe and considered him an amazing person despite being crippled, which was part of his character. He never let his disability get him down, and his wife loved him despite it. Now he can't go 5 minutes on screen without sounding like he's about to shoot himself, and it's a common joke to propose that bonnie actually hates joe.
Fuck this show.
Dat ass is still real, tho
>meg retracts her whole statement for no fucking reason
well we can't have any actual healthy character development or dynamic change in our weekly shitshow, now can we?
Name five times
Jab Comix pulled it off and yet he only made a couple of drawings. Pisses me off to this day tha there's still no decent Lois R34.
>implying Jewish women can't be hot as hell
I'd honestly say they're the hottest
The last time Alison Brie was hot was Community season 2.
time is unkind to most women, user
most white women, anyway
There's my nigga
i don't even think you could call this shit flanderization, a lot of their new personalities were just derived from edgy shitty jokes, like bonnie and how joe is just a shell of a man.
That's the problem with nearly all r34 for MacFarlane shows. The artists focus more on keeping the characters on-model rather than anatomically correct, making the final drawing look more awkward than sexy.
That's most milfs, and most women in general
It's just that when they're young and their bodies are hot you can overlook the butterface
The problem here is that Bob hates Linda and Linda is too mentally ill to realize it
>buying Christmas trees in October
>buying Christmas trees in in November
>pissing off a trucker by honking at him
>not stopping her sister from trying to fuck Bob when he's clearly uncomfortable
Is Bob's Burgers worth picking up?
Long, pointy noses are hot as fuck. Get over yourselves.
Louise is the only decent character in the show, so no
That's disappointing, since I do like H. Jon Benjamin
Don't pay attention to 's nonsense. Bob's Burgers is definitely worth watching. Many have called it King of the Hill's spiritual successor, and I agree. All of the Belchers are appealing and funny in their own way except for Gene.
Imagine having such awful taste. Bob gets a pass because he's the straight man, Louise is the only interesting one. Linda, Tina and Gene are fucking awful.
i don't mind a mans voice at all not after years of Dr. girlfriend
duchess is a SLUT
Tina and Linda can also be funny.
Only Gene is awful since he's usually only used for fart jokes and one-liners that 11-year-olds shouldn't be saying. It's only the occasional Gene-focused episodes that make him less annoying and sometimes even downright likable and relatable.
Tina and Linda are insufferable cunts
Madam Mim is the only hot one there
Because they're women, right?
For the same reason you're an insufferable cunt
Because I'm a woman, right?
That sure would explain why you're dumber than a rock
I don't normally want to fuck animals but I would do duchess. It's that silken voice, I'd SLAM that.
Imagine her under you, the expressions on her face as she locks her royal eyes on you.
>insufferable cunts
I wouldn't take it that far. Linda can be annoying at times, but she's fun. Tina only gets on my nerves whenever she keeps crawling back to Jimmy Jr, especially when she takes it to extreme measures. I couldn't fucking stand her in this season's Valentine's Day episode. Tina's fine otherwise.
Every time Tina groans I want to throw her into traffic
That sounds more like a (You) problem
Tina's pretty hit or miss. The jokes about how much she loves boys got old after a while but she's still funny a decent amount of time. Linda's funny at times and bland at others.
Gene is fucking terrible. He's only ever made me laugh twice. All his dialogue makes me wonder why hes even there.
yes goyim, family values mean nothing! haha is joke no? wink.
Francine's personality is half the appeal
Jsjss
>"Gene is terrible"
>generally ok, actually makes an effort to hang out with his father, constantly positive
>worried about family values
>willing posts on a pedofile fart porn website all day
:thinking:
>Tina's pretty hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
His constant one-liners are enough to make him unbearable.
Drawfags, please!
That's a yikes from me, dawg
>they actually thought women would love them
It pisses you off because you know it's realistic
Fuck that user for having no spine. Here ya go m8
Love is real, incel. Women can love you. You just gotta be the best you you can be.
Because I'm a woman, right?
lol what the fuck
>ywn have Linda prop her ass up after the Turkey Trot so you can lick the sweat off her buns and dig your face into that ass
Bob has it all
And the peace of residence
hot but linda still doesnt turn me on sorry
Your tastes disgust me more than you disgust Linda.
>this doesn't turn him on
Shameful
>implying Alison Brie isn't still smokin' to this day
The absolute state of this user
Bire is a grandma slut.
Gilligan on the other hand....
Three things I hate about family guy.
The whole Bonnie being tired of Joe shtick. Okay, great, they've shown them growing apart and her becoming incredible indifferent and even hating him. Then they have episodes where she elopes to be with someone else and they get a divorce. Then he wins her back because they played "Their song" and it starts all over again, it would genuinely be nice and interesting to have them actually break up and develop Joe as he tries to get back into dating, or the same for Bonnie really. The episodes write themselves.
Secondly, the fucking Brian-Dying thing they had for a few episodes, they introduce a new dog character, have them all bond and keep it going for a few episodes. Then naturally they find a way to get Brian back, but in doing so have to leave Vinnie at the store to get put down or something. I kind of knew they weren't going to fuck with the Status Quo that badly and Brian was obviously coming back but doing so at the expense of another character kind of sucked, double-so when Seth dropped that shit-eating twitter post about it. "Teehee you didn't think I'd REALLY kill Brian would ya?" No shit. It would have been golden if they at least had a little scene at the end where Joe decided to get a dog and ends up with Vinnie as an infreqently appearing character. Development for Stewie, Development for Joe, Development for Brain and a new character to play off the Stewie-Brian combo from time to time.
Thirdly, they brought back the family from the Cleveland show, alright cool. Have they done anything with them? Ever? I think Donna has had about four lines since 2013 and Rallo has had maybe one, the rest of the family being mute and emotionless robots.
>the music video was uploaded in 360p
Goddammit, I just wanna see dat ass in High-Definition
Lois Griffin but her nose is even bigger
>Lois will never embrace her urges and jump on your dick
Sad.jpg
>that one flash porn game with a voice actor that sounds exactly like Lois
>not wanting to get down on this
I love Elastigirl's fat ass and big ol' tiddies as much as the next guy, but we never talk about how cute her mouth is. I could watch a whole movie about her eating dinner.
We try not to sexualize Annie.
>wearing heels to the pool
STOP IT
SHE’S VOICED BY A MAN
DONT DO THIS TO ME
AAAAAA STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
IT'S TOO LATE user
IT WAS ALWAYS TOO LATE
Here's an underrated FOX Animation MILF
Miracles ARE real.
>SHE’S VOICED BY A MAN DONT DO THIS TO ME
Oh you ain't seen nothin' yet.
>zoomer doesn't get the reference
Look at that little girl at the bottom and tell me that isn't just a mixed Louise
can someone post the pic from the simpsons where sleeping Marge is in a magazine as Cycle Slut of the Month?
Would impregnate them both.
I like how most of the McFarlane moms were groupies at one point.
>being a pedo
>especially when each show has its own MILF
I'm gonna say it again. When are we getting new info on that alleged Bob’s Burgers movie?
>especially when each show has its own MILF
Need more examples.
Linda's a MILF in my book. And WhiteLinda () looks pretty cute, too.
Yeah, I agree with Linda being a MILF, but I need to see more of this new one.
Hope thereat least be a thicker one in this new show.
that's what I like about her
>TIL a director on the show uploaded this scene in its full, unedited glory
vimeo.com
That's the most adorable shot of Louise I've ever seen.
>ywn get to drink Linda's bath water
This guy knows whats up
Eh, not my thing
C'mon, man. I just wanna nibble on her toes
>ywn lick Linda's foot
God, why
Based best waifu by far
So, what's the theme of this thread? Just being horny?
No. No, you're not.
That shit's disgusting, and to think that someone spent likely hours to craft it makes my gut wrench.
I suppose so
mmm, i'm seein' some delicious milf tootsies in this thread
My brother, I knew I wasnt the only one who knew about that vimeo clip.
For me, it's Stewie.
They didn't have to make Mrs. Gibbons that thicc, but they went ahead and did it anyway
Wat?
underrated post
>it's a "Marge in a towel" episode
i came
The amount of times i stared at Donnas ass instead of paying attention the episodes... she is a truly underrated milf
>walking around the house barefoot after taking a shower
>not wearing flip flops
I can't cum to this degeneracy
>implying Pearl isn't the hottest
Madam Mim is a'ight, tho
Wait, a marge in a what episode?
No. is not okay because is a disgusting drawing.
What is it about that exchange that doesn't make sense to you?
>canon BE
JESUS
>this formless non-human like non-femine body had America so horny for her that people looked up "marge simpson naked" on google so much that it was the biggest reason google images was made alongside searches of a famous celebrity of the time
Her Playboy segment and "The Devil Wears Nada" are the only reason I can even fathom the Marge craze.
god bless Yea Forums cursed threads
enjoy
I know who’s a better milf on here.
Why is her ass so big?
I just didn't understand your meaning at the time. Its just a joke gif, that stands for how I react to most things I feel disgust for on here. It lasts for a second and then you move onto the next thing, theres no reason to take your stance at all, ever.
He has some serious winners.
>"Maybe you shouldn't know too much going in, it'll be better that way."
>"Just like the Iraq war"
is this an edit or from actual ep?
cosplay: nailed it
>Aqsa Malik
is this an ep on youtube?
from an actual episode: youtube.com
You sure she’s legal?
For you
Dye the hair pink and maybe we’ll talk
wtf
>it’s a “Lois in a bathtub” episode
Until you realize she isn't quite sane