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So, guys. What do you think of my new look? Took a couple of Guatemalan surgeries, but I am now perfection himself.
I mean. I understand why you had to ask us. I mean, I wouldn't be able to see myself either with all that eye fat.
God, I should play Starcraft again...
Y-you think I’m fat? I just had like three liposuctions
Oh no no no no no. Trust me, I tell nothing but the truth and you're looking just fine. Though you would be able to tell that yourself if you could see past all the fat hanging over your eyes. Tell me, how many zerglings just spawned?
Don’t look at me! I-I am going to Guatemala for.... child brides! That’s it! Child brides and labor!
Good, now that he's gone we can move onto business: The assimilation of Superman and the proper pheromone identification for the fridge so FUCKING ULTRAHUMANITE stop stealing my goddamn biomass.
Ask the magic ball if you're man enough to throw me out of the Legion
I’m Back! And Handsomer than ever, worship your new god, uggos.
FUCK FRANK MILLER AND FUCK GRANT MORRISON
Hello um.....it's me Aromic Skull.
I was wondering...um...the invite said free buffet and um... I'm here for 3 weeks and nobody has set up the table.
Can we at least get a pizza
Yeah... can we talk about the guy who refuses to wash his?
his what?
Hi! We're supposed to be tonight's entertainment! Sorry those filthy Holograms bailed, but we volunteered!
We're uh....Danzig and The Samhains.
I thought you thought you were a hero?
Beat it! I’m the atomic skull and we can’t have 2 skull headed villains who’s names are so similar..
>Aromic skull
Shh. He's...special.
Why is it "hit or miss" if I never miss, huh?
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?
PUUUPPPY POOOOOWWWER!!!!
Frightening discovery
Lol. Everyone ITT is a onions
I unironically like MLPs legion of doom that they made for season 9's antagonist
WE HAVE TOO MANY SKULL-THEMED VILLAINS ALREADY
GET OUT
YOU'RE NOT WANTED
....
Guys, real talk!
Who here wants to fuck Ivy? Bet that bitch is nasty
Neo is kinda like shitty Mirror Master.
It's fine i just want my free buffet.
I lost my Tenis competition to get in here i just want to eat
Who were you up against?
Larry from IT,it was a company tennis match.
He is a terrible person and shit at his job but damn does he know how to play tennis
...
Pfffffftttt
>Mirrored Master
That’s kinda the idea.
How much is this gonna cost us?
He's absolutely right. You're just salty. Kinda like the useless foods you eat.
Who’s his reptilian friend
Thank you!
>WTF did you say to my little girl you little shit?
Would anyone here like to work for me? I will give free hats if you can defeat 9 abomination
ATTENTION EVERYONE
I STILL LOVE MABEL REGARDLESS WHAT Yea Forums THINKS
the green guy
Will hench for food.
Go beat up the guy who called me fat.
Aren't you currently the shit that got shat out by a giant demon bird? You're not exactly very threatening.
Maybe Atomic Skull would be killed by you, but that's about it.
wasn't scarecrow supposed to pick up the Japanese villains for the evil exchange program two hours ago ?
Villains suck Heroes rule
Yeah. He and Hatter haven't shown up in awhile
Lex, I'm here now. This whole villain charade all ends here, and we can do this the easy way with you peacefully going behind bars, or we can do this the hard way and I have to drag you there myself.
SUP BITCHES!
Lex, I thought you said you killed him?
Leave Superman to me, I got bit by a radioactive black guy
>They're "Green" so I'm "Evil"
I get stars being brighter than lanterns but not this
Grundy want designer jeans.
I think we may have come to the wrong place, Kori.
I SAID, NEO IS KINDA LIKE A SHITTY MIRROR MASTER
Alright so who is the toughest mother fucker in this establishment?
I believe that would be me.
Greatest spellcaster in this entire Legion, at your service.
pfff even i could beat you, zoomer
Who here wants to help me destroy the CW Studios?
No, that’d be me
Hey everybody, Hatter and I are back! And we found some really cool villains from Japan.
They said they're from the League of Villains. Yeah, the name's not great but, I mean, we ARE the Legion of Doom, who are we to judge right?
Right so you got competition so I'm gonna need you to prove your worth by killing them. k thanks.
While that is going on, I'd like to speak with the top dog.
That’s me
It's cute that you think that.
I could probably kill like, 90% of the usual trash we get around here with a single spell. It's not really fair to them, unless you give me a handicap.
*Phases hand through Fairy-Fag’s chest, ripping out his heart.
What’s your best spell, Pleb?
Who did you bring exactly, Crane?
If I had a heart in any form, I probably lost it ages ago when I began my service to His Malevolence.
Well there's Slsughter, Plague, Acedia, Dark Abyss, and my personal favorite, Zeta Flare. All varying degrees of "Fuck you", but all wonderful.
Hit me with your best shot, then.
Fine then.....let's see....ahem....Either change into something less sexy so I can give a proper handicap or kill them through sex. I don't care which.
Finally we're getting somewhere. I want to establish a hit on someone. And I don't mean Silver Age style comedy where the worst you do is only be a minor inconvenience. I want eternal suffering...or blood.
This concoction I created will rot someone’s insides
>League of Villains.
Literally who?
Uh, some guy covered in hands named Tomura, a frankenstein-looking dude and some teenage girl who wouldn't stop smiling.
They seemed like a cool group.
Well if you insist. Just don't say I didn't warn you. Zeta Flare.
>Fine then.....let's see....ahem....Either change into something less sexy so I can give a proper handicap or kill them through sex.
Ah, I see. Then allow me to switch into something more comfortable.
I can travel through time and kill everybody someone has ever loved. Or stop them from meeting them in the first place.
Wait til you get a load of me.
The foul fairy fires an even more foul flare....
BUT THE WIZARD IS UNDETERRED
Gentlemen! I have a most important proposition! I say we should all work towards the complete erasure of all existence through the power of THE VOID!
Let's take down the Ninth Circle.
Are you capable of injecting this to the victim yourself or do I gotta hire another guy to do the job ?
I can just feel someone still wanting to hit that but w/e. Kill the duck while limiting yourself Shaggy style.
And you sure this won't cause any paradoxes or affect me in any way negatively?
We basically have all those things already!
What makes them more impressive than insane McClownpants, Bizundy, and any female member of Batman’s rouge gallery?
I'd say I'm surprised, but given that some other duck managed to pull the spell off, I'm willing to think your kind are just natural dark magic casters.
Good thing I was half-assing it.
Not when I do it.
Any of you fine gentleman seen Alice?
Barry’s another story.
I’ll have Eobard on it, lord knows I need some reason to keep him around
This grunt work is beneath me!
And your mom was beneath me last night. What’s your point?
I killed my mother.
Hello Thawne.
That explains why she didn’t move much
So did anybody at least bring snacks this time?
Not even you can put down a living paradox, Doctor.
Alright good. Anyway, I want a certain man to die or suffer endlessly. He's bald, wears a purple suit, thinks of him as some sort of super genius but is really a total buffoon, has a clear inferiority complex over a single man, he's also black. So it should be easy for you to find.
Good enough for me. Otherwise I'm docking the pay if there's time/dimension warping shenanigans.
Get on it, Eobard!