HALT!

HALT!

To continue, you must either post a cute picture of Nightcralwer OR say one nice thing about Kurt.
Alternatively, just keep going because this is a poor framing device but w/e

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He's wholesome.

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A rare example of a likeable religious character in comics.

He's cute.
I also really like his tail.

I'm gonna print this out and hang it up on the wall at the gym for when I'm doing squats.

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Cute, sweet, fit and flexible, what's not to love

I want him to be my son

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The smell of sulfur and brimstone could probably take a bit to adjust to.

I enjoy that he is a hell-bound demoniac, aka a papist

It's funny you say that, because I want to be his Daddy.

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I understand it smells kinda like a just-lit match, which isn't necessarily unpleasant. Imo some writers overplayed the smell. Besides it's not like he himself smells, it's just the teleportation

True, but I think there would be some lingering scent. His body moves through the bamf dimension. I think he is definitely at least trapping a bit of the gasses in his hair/fur.

Chicks dig the fuzzy dude.

Meh, at least he's not a smoker, it could be worse. Would still bang

Not just chicks ~desu
god, imagine how disgusting that would be. His facial fur would be stained yellow like Homer Simpson and would smell absolutely terrible everywhere he went, with that pungent smoke screen.
also yeah would bang

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hey look, it's a new picture of Kurt
add it to the rotation of 15 pics that get posted in every kurt thread

Kurt threads can't die

I like his rule 34 with X-23

>girls
gross

well, wait, hold on
She's a clone of Wolverine, right?

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He;s my favorite X-Man and one of my all time favorite superheroes.

I love Kurt.

The good news is that everytime Marvel uses Nightcrawler (or Thunderbird) in comics, Patty Cockrum gets money royalty. When Dave was alive, he got them too

Kurt is one of the biggest ladies’ men in Marvel, there’s no denying that.
Though it’s strange how he can be that way and still come across as an extremely pure and wholesome soul.

He's something like the only German superhero, which is cool.

After all the shit he's seen, he still genuinely believes.

His power is cool and kinda op

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>Fräulein
What is this? The 30s?

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I just wish they would let somebody write him who knows German beyond stock phrases from WW2 movies.
Walking around in 2019 calling women "Fräulein" is just weird.
And it was outdated when the first X-Men comic with Kurt hit the shelves.
Seriously, can nobody call an office in fucking Germany and ask for some timely phrases to use?
Or just write a mail to any German native with a background in linguistics?
Hell, I'd look over your scripts for free!

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hes very cute but we all know that he stinks

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If he's Catholic, how comes he is okay hanging around with a bunch of faggots like the X-Men?

He's my favorite X-Man.

Kurt is the best girl in X-Men: Evolution