MCU JOKES

GotG2 in general wasn't very good and felt like a retread of the first movie way more often than I would've liked.

The toe scene with Groot, Yondu and Rocket was funny though.

Gets me every time

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Don't forget how it was made by a literal pedophile.

It's Hollywood, what director isn't a literal pedophile

No I didn’t

The non white ones

The one that was shitting on Andrew Garfield in Homecoming was honestly pretty funny.

As if anyone would let a nigger direct their multi-billion dollar movie.

Cap is such a good boy

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>You couldn't have done that earlier?
>...I hate you.
There's something special about a boyscout like Steve having vitriolic bestfriends who have to work together for his sake.

I get a big chuckle from "Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the Wizards."

>multi-billion dollar movie
Movies don't cost that much to make. There are no movies that have costed a billion dollars to make.
>As if anyone would let a nigger direct
Black Panther was directed by a black dude and it made over a billion in terms of return investment.
Get Out was directed by a (different) black dude and it make more than 50 times the cost of production.

Best:
>Mister...?
>Doctor.
>Mister Doctor?
>It's Strange.
>Maybe. Who am I to judge?

Worst:
Literally every other joke from Dr. Strange.

GotG had some great character moments, but yeah as a whole it didn't work that well. Also, it was arguably the worst Marvel movie in terms of the pervasive "every serious moment immediately gets cut short with a dumb quip" problem.

Bucky's murder strut.

WHAT ARE THOOOOSEEE

Worst joke I can remember is Quill transforming into Pacman because Gunn thinks if there's not one joke every 30 seconds the public will become uninvested in the climatic fight or something.

It was set up beforehand and entirely consistent with his character

You /tv-pol/pedos cannot let go the fact Gunn dabbed on your cancelled show, huh?

I'm not trying to excuse that odd direction it took, but the "climatic fight" was itself sort of pointless when you think about it more than two seconds.
Nothing Peter did was actually harming Ego, and Ego wasn't going to harm Peter more than necessary since he needed him.

The Pacman shit was a much a joke to fill a slot as the nonsense action happening around. The only people who did anything productive that entire sequence were Mantis, and Groot after much deliberation. GotG2 had a lot of issues.

>tfw I laughed my ass off seeing that because I'm a huge pacman fan
Well, shit.

ITs your friends from Highschool playing one-ups with your friends from college

I liked it more than the first movie, strangely.

>Nothing Peter did was actually harming Ego, and Ego wasn't going to harm Peter more than necessary since he needed him.
Wasn't it supposed to keep him distracted?

You're right. It should have been Skeletor

>climatic
Unless you're talking about the weather, it's climactic, not climatic.

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I still remember how fucking shellshocked i felt, my cinema did a marathon, so i watched both gotg back to back, and it hurt more after watching the first one,in which not only the jokes were better, but if they didn't land there wasn't embarrassing

And then we had 2 fucking poop jokes in the first 15 minutes, after like 5 minute scene of groot dancing

And if some joke did land, it was done to death, like Drax thinking mantis is repulsive, groot bringing the wrong things, Rocket looking for tape

I didn't really like the first bit about Taserface, but when he told the gold woman his name and she stifled a laugh, I thought that was funny.

Source?

Yeah, the drawn out and repeated jokes were bad, but they led to some good payoffs. Drax going on and on about Mantis being ugly got old, but at the end when he says, “You’re beautiful... on the inside,” that was funny.

The "What master do I serve?" line had me rolling and still does.
Most of Banner's attempts at comedy are god awful. Guess that's the price when you're a Universal Studios guest character.

I always believed this was the worst one of all
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>Literally every other joke from Dr. Strange.

Hey, now...

>Christine getting startled by the mop was funny.
>Christine's exasperation when Strange comes back a second time was funny.
>The cloak pummelling Scott Adkins for several hours was funny.
>"Teach me!/No." was funny

Why? It's so innocuous.

Quick someone tell me a joke from Thor 2 that isn't the portal gag RIGHT NOW

All the Wong related jokes were terrible

That’s untrue, there’s still the Ant-Man movies and Thor Ragnarok.

>Most of Banner's attempts at comedy are god awful

He was good in Ragnarok. Ruffalo and the Russos didn’t keep it up well. Also let’s face it, Banner is nothing without the Hulk.

here's a joke
Thor 2

I'm not sure if it was meant to be a joke more than just characterization, but I found it amusing when Loki was mouthing off to Odin only for Odin to return without raising his voice that for all Loki's talk and theatrics he'll shortly become unseen and unheard by his own actions while Thor, the object of his disdain, quietly becomes a hero in the 9 realms and the king of Asgard.

Showed that Odin wasn't without his own bantz and was wise to Loki trying to get a rise out of him and look smart in front of others.

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Thor walks in and hangs Mjolnir on the coat rack.

What?

Yeah, a lot of MCU characters can be quippy and it's fine. Thor being a comedic character as opposed to a more "straight man" type just falls flat on me. Hemsworth is funny and does it well, but it just isn't Thor to me and it kills it for me.

Every Luis scene from Ant-Man/Ant-Man 2 and if there is a just god Avengers Endgame

>best
"What master do I serve?" What am I supposed to say? Jesus?
>worst
I don't see how that's a party.

Meowmeow?

The woman pretending to fall against Thor in the subway.

I liked that. I like her character in general really.

>This is not a dude, you're a dude. This... is a man.

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It isn't supposed to be a joke, not really. The point is that Rocket is mocking him and Taserface has no real power.

To me only the truth serum joke was funny (but it was pretty funny)

The first Ant-Man treated seriously the kind of problems the character are dealing with and the second one does have more lighthearted moments like scene when Cassie calls Lang and he is captured by Fishburne and Ghost. I also think that those movies don't abuse much from quips and rely more on situational humor.

Ragnarok does feel that it hits you with ton of quips per second.

Loki pretending to be Cap

Eh, I wasn't big on MCU Thor specifically until Ragnorok. They went the "science so advanced it's basically magic" route with him to begin with,which I originally thought sucked, but in the end, that actually lended extremely well to the direction the MCU Thor eventually went in, which is a character I actually find preferable to 616 or 1610 Thor.

Fuck it, MCU Thor is my favorite Thor. Never thought I'd actually say that...

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That's it. That's the definitive worst one right there. No one can possibly convince me otherwise.

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That one scene in Guardians 1 where Drax is about to kill Gamora and Starlord does that "neck cutting" motion with his finger and Drax misunderstands with it is still fucking halrious.

I think it was undermined by Dr Strange with magic being magic. I think MCU Thor was functional in the first movie and a bit worse in each since until Ragnarok I was just annoyed by how jokey it was. Some characters shouldn't be lolfunny.

I laughed at the undercarriage wash thing.

I lived in Minnesota. For a while non-dealers would buy used cars out of state and resell them there, making a profit, because of the lack of fucking corrosion on the underside fetching a better price. For all I know they still do.

Maybe I'm crazy, but that joke felt so smug. It was like it was telling us that these movies are for kids and adults shouldn't take them seriously.

I think your inferring much more than was there. Sometimes a cigar really is just a cigar.

The Ant-Man movies had a bunch of scenes that treated what was going on seriously. Even if most of them are in the first movie, the second still had some good ones like when Scott was talking to Cassie about being Ant-Man again.

That scene in general was great humor.
>You're one sandwich away from fat

That's not what I took from it.
All I got was that Joss Whedon is a fucking hack who couldn't write Captain America in-character to save his life.

He might not be off the mark, Whedon seems to do a lot of talking down through Tony and Steve.

I'd even say he self-inserts as Tony since the first time Steve checks Tony's ego we get Tony responding back dismissively how he's still rich and cool and banging hoes, we cut to Natasha of all people nodding in agreement.
Who could barley stand Tony a movie ago and should know Steve as the war hero that kept them from being Hydra's toilet paper.

In AoU Tony brings up the stuffy old man checking them on their language multiple times, and Steve despite having enhanced intelligence and dealing with the weird before via Hydra is made to seem completely lost when Hill explains what Pietro and Wanda can do, she could dumb it down for the audience through Hawkeye but for some reason it's Steve.
Meanwhile Tony in Avengers is effortlessly juiced by Thor's lightning and rolls with it, effortlessly endures Loki's use of the Mind Gem's influence and even cracks wise about it, joked about mastering a field of science over night, effortlessly understands how to use the same staff to make Ultron and rework Vision. You might say it's because he's the brains, but even in the Iron Man movies they showed Tony at least has to do some thinking and work before he instantly resolves things, in Whedon's hands he just has no brakes.

People ate it up too until the Russos showed you don't need to settle for Buffy tier characterization.

Mantis is generally funny, and useful and all around best girl.

>until the Russos showed you don't need to settle for Buffy tier characterization
What about Shuri's science mumbo-jumbo flex over Dr. Banner, one of the creators of Vision?

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At least that's basically the only one in the whole movie.

They didn't make Vision. Their fuck-up made Vision.

There is literally nothing that I found humorous in the mcu. but I have a weird sense of humor

Not really. Dr. Strange's magic and Thor's power come from entirely different sources, and the latter's source is about as well understood as the former's.

So really, nothing's truly changed; they just tried to attach an addendum to Thor's power to make it """""relatable""""", and whether or not they succeeded, it does nothing to really affect the overall context of it's application.

In the first Thor, he literally says "I come from a place where magic and science are one in the same." He's not talking about how their tech is so advanced that it's basically magic to humans, he's saying that magic and advanced science are all part of one culture and applied in tandem.

It's also uncanny that these replies all end in the same digit including this one.

I pretty much enjoy everything Drax says. Dave Bautista has some really strong comedy chops which probably stems from his WWE days.

>Best
IT'S MY BIRTHDAYYYY (Or just about anything with the Grandmaster)
>Worst
Wong? Like Adele? Muh Beyonce?
The term is overused but it made me feel genuine cringe

That was genuinely the only decent 6 seconds in that entire film.

>Anything from Guardians of the Galaxy
>Funny
Those movies had a bad habit of driving every joke, whether they were funny or not into the ground

>gross hyperbole

Wakandans have probably experimented with artificial intelligence in the past, and as a result their scientists already know the best way to do it.

It doesn't. The funniest things he said in WWE were accidentally mangling his own promos.
>Weapons aren't only encouraged THEY'RE ALLOWED

>"every serious moment immediately gets cut short with a dumb quip" problem.
Do people really think this is a problem?

my favourite was from ant-man

>hank: are you ready to redeem yourself?
>scott: yes. my days of breaking into places to steal some shit are over! what do you want me to do?
>hank: i want you to break into a place and steal some shit

I think so people exaggerate it, but I do feel it in the later movies it happens more often. Dr Strange, Guardians 1 & 2 and Ragnarok really suffered from this. While it didn't solely ruin the movie, it stopped them from being as good as they could, I think.

Having some quippy characters is fine, but others need more subtle humor. Also timing is very hard and doesn't work for all writers and actors. Forcing it on everyone doesn't do any favors.

>Ragnarok
>A comedy
>Suffered from comedy

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Spider-Man should definitely be more meta in the MCU. Just look at what a little self awareness did for Spiderverse.

When it isn't funny or it's out of character, yes.

Worst joke: Hulk in Infinity War

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>but Pratt can't act for shit.
Shut your whore mouth about the best Chris. Gotg2 just sucked.

Using a comedic beat to reinvigorate the audience after a dramatic scene is one of the oldest, most amateur "techniques" in storytelling. It's one of the first tools a writer adds to his or her toolkit, and as such can become a crutch if the writer never learns to grow past it.

So yea, when a multi-billion dollar studio pumps out movies using the same building blocks as a freshman year creative writing portfolio, it's kind of a problem.

Hulk in anything is terrible

>when a successful company continues to be a success it's a problem

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"I don't see how that's a party" is the worst.

Does Black Widow have any good lines? I really like Scarlett, but I feel like she's not well utilised.

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>The quality of the art isn't important so long as the tickets sell

I'm sorry buddy I thought we were discussing the movies, didn't realize you were shilling for corporate coffers.

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The joke is, amateur or not, people like it. So it's not really on the corporation to invent something new or improve itself in anyway. The problem you have is with people, and what they choose to enjoy.

I think the writing definitely plays to his strengths. I'm pretty sure he'd be trash as any other character.

>best Chris.
This is such an objectively wrong take

Goddamn scarjo is tiny
fuck that's hot.

She seemed witty in Winter Soldier and Civil War, but outclassed by Sam, and the other jokers.

Name the best Chris.

She is, but I think she's intentionally squatting, and I might be projecting but I think it may be an inverted gag on how RDJ will stand on his toes in photos to look taller.

No, the problem is exactly what I said it was, () an amateur way to tell a story that's enforced across the MCU because the suits want to maximize profits by getting cheap laughs out of the general public. I never expressed that I didn't know why the movies were being made that way, I expressed that sacrificing the stories themselves just to maximize profits is the problem people have with these movies.

You can defend corporate decisions to write dumb ass scripts for dumb ass people like a proper shill would, but that doesn't make these movies any better, and neither will the money they pull in.

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This is the worst joke because it's THE Joss Whedon joke. THE "I'm not even going to consider incorporating characterization from the other movies because my movies are the only ones that matter" joke.

Cap at the end of Winter Soldier and Cap in Age of Ultron are two completely different characters (along with Widow), but yeah Joss, it's "the studio".

Yes, I really like that she's so small, but she's the “best“ actress there. I like her in Winter Soldier, since it was a bit action adventure, I'm hoping her solo movie is set like a Bond movie. Shame I can't watch Civil War on any streaming service in Australia.

Alternatively if like to see a Maria Hill /Black Widow team up, since they're probably the two most gorgeous women on screen atm

Despite the tonal inconsistency, Ragnarok has some fucking amazing comedic bits.
>That long, rambling monologue where Loki turned into a snake, waited for Thor to pick up the snake to admire it, then transformed back and stabbed him
>That little "oh shit" Anthony Hopkins does when Thor shows up in the beginning
>The entire play about the end of Thor 2
>The EPCOT style chair ride to visit the Grandmaster
>"You're officially pardoned... from life!"
>Skurge showing off all his trinkets to impress those two thots

Gif related is my pick

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>one of the creators of Vision?
You mean the ones that put Jarvis in Vison right? Cho and Ultron made Vison.

What the fuck is wrong with you retarded people.
You can't tell what is and is not a joke while getting angry at characters for not acting how you imagine they should.
Fuck off to your DCU before it learnt how to make people laugh and shitpost there about joyless you are.

I quite liked "We know each other! He's a friend from work!" from Ragnarok, which was apparently suggested by a Make-A-Wish kid who was on set

Also from Ragnarok: "I'm a trickster!" "So mischievous!"

GotG2 is literally the best MCU movie from a filmmaking perspective.
>Every song in the soundtrack mirrors the plot in either lyrics or subtext
>Literally every character gets an arc
>Strong villain
>Tackles universe-ending calamity yet still feels like a small, personal adventure
>Dat color pallette
>Final shot is literally a close-up on a CGI raccoon crying at a space funeral and it still works

I can understand if maybe it's not someone's favorite, like if the humor didn't land for them or whatever, but it's objectively a better made film than planned-by-committee entries like Captain Marvel and Ant-Man 2. Everyone's got their own opinions, but I feel like the people who vehemently say it's outright bad are looking at it from the complete wrong perspective, focusing on superficial details and nitpicks rather than the big picture and craft on display.

It was completely in character though. It fit the tone of the rest of the movie perfectly.

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That scene in Ant-Man 1 where Scott interrupts the heartfelt father-daughter moment pisses me off so much

This.
Hemsworth is way more natural when he's being kinda casual and goofy rather than trying to keep the whole "Shakespearean god alien" thing up. So even if it's not really Thor, the performance works way better for the movie on its own.

Before Ragnarok, Thor was pretty decently accurate to the comics, but Hemsworth's performance wasn't great and he had nothing interesting going on besides "muh brother".

Then in Ragnarok, they let Hemsworth cut loose a little, and that really brought out the humanity in him. So then when they take away LITERALLY EVERYTHING, we get genuinely powerful moments like the "are you the god of hammers" scene or the bit where Rocket essentially points out that he's not processing his grief properly (aka the best scene in Infinity War).

Thor went from a complete jobber/the same fish out of water joke to literally the most compelling protagonist in the entire MCU over the span of two movies.

>Whenever Whedon directs, Black Widow is reduced to "the girl" who either admires the snarky rich atheist or lusts after the nebbishy dweeb with anger issues
Hmmmmmm....

I feel like Gunn uses it to better effect than everyone else, though. Someone like Whedon will undercut a serious moment with a joke because he's not confident enough in the source material to sell it with a straight face. He has to say "haha, isn't this silly, I'm in on the joke, haha", but Gunn is a man who fought tooth and nail to make the villain of his sequel Ego the Living Planet. It feels like Gunn quips aren't meant to distract us from how silly the concept is, so much as they are to build us up for the inevitable emotional payoff. Laughter is a powerful tool in that regard.

Because for as quippy as they are, the Guardians movies are also some of the most goddamn sad MCU movies. They're movies that dip into both extreme ends of the emotional spectrum; the others are action movies with a bit of drama and a bit of comedy. The Guardians movies are bombastic comedies that will go for the jugular when they get to the heart of what the film is really about.
>"He didn't chase them away..."
>"...No."
>"...even though he yelled at 'em... and was always mean... and he stole batteries he didn't need..."
>"...Well of course not!"

The Guardians movies are the most blatantly comedic, jokey Marvel movies, but they're also really the only ones to get me feeling misty-eyed in a genuine kind of way.

So, Whedon confirmed for being a hack?

That's Gunn's schtick
>pretty much all of Super
>Slither jumping between comedy and horror

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Exactly.
People call out his sense of humor like he's doing it by accident. The Guardians movies are less about "oh fuck the entire universe is gonna end" and more about "these broken people need to feel safe enough to be part of a family again, and also the universe is gonna end".

In (almost) every other MCU movie, the cataclysmic action is the primary focus of the plot, but in Guardians, it's the characters, so it's understandable why some people can feel a little off-kilter if they go in focusing on the physical trials the heroes need to overcome rather than the emotional ones.

That was the exact moment I started paying attention to James Gunn as a filmmaker. Motherfucker made me cry actual tears with a sentence ending in the word "Star Lord", that's insane.

The only time I've ever liked her was her WarGames reference, but that's more because it's dorky than typically funny

The one where captan marvel makes a scream noise for no reason while fighting the skrull.

>Hemsworth is bad at acting like a character unless he's playing himself fucking around
Wow really great stuff anons, really made me think.

This one's underrated

>you're from Earth, right?
>i'm not from Earth, i'm from Missouri

>best chris
?????
Evans>=Hemsworth>>Pratt
Its not even opinion it’s universally agreed upon fact

Is ScarJo a womanlet??
I didn’t realize everyone was so much taller than her

I mean, that's what RDJ does. Guardians is proof you can diverge from the source material so long as what you come up with instead works on its own merits, which I think Hemsworth's current take on Thor absolutely does.

Sure but I'm not exactly keen on celebrating Hemsworth just giving up at acting to fuck around. I didn't like Ragnarok at all and its depressing to see that lazy comedy take is the way that everyone seems fine with Thor going.

She 5'3" confirmed womanlet. Also highest T&A/inch in Hollywood

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>or the bit where Rocket essentially points out that he's not processing his grief properly (aka the best scene in Infinity War)
Absolutely. I wasn't a fan of his new characterization in Ragnarok, but it's fantastic in IW

"Get Help!" was so stupid it makes me laugh.

It was a bad, monotone movie. Everything was a silly meme-y gag. The first was vault superior in delivering humor.

>Every song in the soundtrack mirrors the plot in either lyrics or subtext
"Words are sad, scene sad. Make me happy" music is more than lyrics.

>Literally every character gets an arc
And I had enough time to be invested in none of them.

>Strong villain
I just outright disagree here. Worst villain in any of the mcu.

>Tackles universe-ending calamity yet still feels like a small, personal adventure
I can't even remember what the threat was.

>Dat color pallette
Overly saturated everything?

>Final shot is literally a close-up on a CGI raccoon crying at a space funeral and it still works
Super forgettable. What was he crying for? No one understood he was mean cause he cared?

>If I'm wrong, then what more could I lose?

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>Missing the point this hard, this consistently
It's almost impressive

>Worst villain in any of the mcu.
I take it you haven't watched Iron Man 3 or Thor 2?

The fact that Matt Damon cameo'd in the Thor 2 Play made it even funnier.

His acting was so fucking good in that scene

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Man, you guys got really mad over that. Let it go already

>rambling monologue where Loki turned into a snake
From the other actors' unsure expression if they should react seriously or not I wonder if it was ad-libbed by Chris, and excuse me while I Film Theory this, but either way that anecdote may reshape the entire Thor series.

The way Thor tells it, it was one of his earliest memories not just of Loki's deceptiveness, but fear, pain and having to accept fault for naivety. Yet the tone makes it sound as if he acknowledges it as a show of Loki's bad character, but doesn't recall it as a bad memory. I'll get back to this.

Later Thor suggests they do Get Help, which is revealed to be a humiliating trick at Loki's expense, and the conversation makes it seem like something else they're very familiar with from younger years. By itself this would make it seem like Thor has been the bully but with the context of the snake story it's possible Thor has been conditioned.

Loki seems to have known he wasn't Asgardian for sometime, if we assume he attacked Thor as a child after learning what they are compared to him the stabbing could have been fueled by malice more than mischief, knowing he couldn't kill Thor but could gravely harm a being like him without consequence. If Thor as a child was only confused by someone close hurting him he may have simply come to the conclusion this is just how boys play, that Loki's laughing meant rough = good, and it was right to trick and abuse people if they allowed it through weakness.

Thor is implied to be a naturally brash figure since Thor 1 and Loki seemed meek there, but it may be that Thor, adapting to Loki's early injuries at home, eventually turned their childlike cruelty on enemies and made friends with people who'd come to enjoy rough housing too, so Loki became reserved not to deceive but because his pranks backfired and surrounded him with not one but five Thors he can't be rid of.

Get Help was Thor taking a page from Loki's snake prank, and Loki's karmatic punishment.

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>It was a bad, monotone movie.
This just makes me think you didn't actually watch it. We get action, we get outright comedy, but we also get a lot of quieter character moments. The tone is all over the place, it's hyper-emotional, monotone is like the exact opposite of what this movie is.
>"Words are sad, scene sad. Make me happy" music is more than lyrics.
What are you even saying here? Gunn writes the script to fit in with certain songs; sometimes the songs are even chosen beforehand. The Chain is used fucking brilliantly and Mr Blue Sky foreshadows the ending in the first 5 minutes of the movie. If you literally think it's just "sad scene need sad song" then I'm afraid it's unironically gone over your head.
>And I had enough time to be invested in none of them.
That sounds like a you problem. I wasn't invested in Gamora and Nebula so much as I was Rocket and Yondu, but EVERYONE got something. There were no throwaway characters. That's called an efficient use of casting.
>I just outright disagree here. Worst villain in any of the mcu
Normally I'd ask why, but this is factually wrong because characters like Ultron, Malekith, and Kaecilius exist. Either you've got shit taste or you haven't seen any other Marvel movies. Maybe both.
>I can't even remember what the threat was.
You should rewatch the movie, it doesn't sound like you paid very close attention the first time around.
>Overly saturated everything?
Overly-saturated in a way that made the environments pop, not in a "we upped the saturation to make it look wackier" way like they did on the Ghostbusters remake. There was legit art direction in this movie, which is something a lot of MCU movies sorely lack.
>Super forgettable. What was he crying for? No one understood he was mean cause he cared?
It's not the movie's fault that you weren't paying attention to the clearly-established character arc about the raccoon's fear of intimacy and assholish behavior as a defense mechanism.

3/10 made me reply.

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Nice.

>so it's understandable why some people can feel a little off-kilter if they go in focusing on the physical trials the heroes need to overcome rather than the emotional ones.
Well, people seem to latch on to the quippy funny guy aspect of Quill and completely ignore that he's an emotionally broken manchild who can't stop losing everything he loves.

Matt Damon, Sam Neill and Chris's older brother all cameoed.

Pretty kino

get all the way fucked

>I personally have no qualms with pedophilia but I know you do so I'm gonna pull up some decade old tweets because I know YOU'LL get mad! MIGA!

Scott really needed an arc to his character. I am not familiar with the comics, and it probably would have alienated a lot of people, but I think it would have made him a much more compelling character if:
>A. He went to prison, not for being a whistleblower, but an actual thief.
>B. The movie started with him slacking on his relationship with his daughter. They could have played it with some kind of mirror between Pym and Hope or had him miss his daughter's birthday at the start. I think that would have made him sacrificing himself to save her at the end a much more powerful scene.

>mfw the GET HELP routine

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Daily reminder that your fake outrage got him to be in charge of TWO major movie franchises instead of one. Good job!

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best:
puny god

worst:
Korg's comments during the destruction of Asgard

Oh right you guys had a limpdick campaign to fire him and then celebrated about your twitter virtue signalling until it was all undone.

>Scott?
>Yeah?
>You're full of shit.
>Oh, yeah

She's not even IMAGINE tier, stop obsessing over that jew.

Which is a real shame since everything else from Korg landed just fine in my opinion. It was just that one bit we really didn't need.

And then that shares a movie with "Devil's anus" and that stupid rock monster dude adding a dumb quip to every scene.
Thor Ragnarok is good. It could've so easily been really good though and they kind of blew it, which frustrates me immensely.

Worst to me too, because it wasn’t even funny the first time, and they wouldn’t let go of it the whole rest of the movie.

That was a particularly bad one for Infinity War. Peter was old enough when he left earth to know where he’s from, and he’s referred to his home as “Earth” before.

He was the best part of the all female Ghostbusters

I thought it was funny and cute outta Cap. Especially because they reference it various times throughout the movie before hitting a climax.

Cap: Son of a Bitch!
Fury: You kiss your mother with that mouth?

I see it as something that he wouldn't have said normally and it sorta slipped out and he got teased for it for a while by his friends. Pretty normal human thing honestly.

>>Every song in the soundtrack mirrors the plot in either lyrics or subtext
>"Words are sad, scene sad. Make me happy" music is more than lyrics.
You listen to how they use the Chain twice in that song and tell me that's not fucking kino use of songs.

This is genuinely funny. The hate for that joke make no sense. At all. It is all fitting and in-character. TF is up with people who don't like it.

>being that much of a contrarian

>A movie in Hollywood was made by a sex pervert

You don't say

Capt served in a war and lived with soldiers. He probably heard worse before breakfast daily. "Language" and "there's only one God ma'am" are the two awful lines that just weaken Capt's movie personality

>sneakers sneak
> not WHAT ARE THOSE
user one of those was painfully outdated by at least two years even when the movie came out

>He probably heard worse before breakfast daily.
Contrary to popular belief, the common man did not swear as much back then as is portrayed in television and film, young man.

"WHAT ARE THOSE" worked in its context though, you didn't need to know it was a meme, it just added to it if you did. Unless you're the kind of person who cringes at even the vaguest reference to memes.

I dunno, I think my favorite joke in Dr. Strange was:

>Wong is brought back to life through time fuckery
>"I know. I know! Risking sundering the fabric of space and time!"
>"... Well don't stop now."

>. It is all fitting and in-character.
No it isn't

Anthony Hopkins pretending to be Tom Hiddleston pretending to Loki pretending to be Odin.

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Servicemen swore a lot during WWII though and they used the word "Fuck" a lot (FUBAR and SNAFU come from WWII)
>warisboring.com/world-war-ii-and-the-f-word/

It's just that back then it was a taboo to swear in front of women, children, the clergy, or in a situation where it's considered inappropriate. Most soldiers woukd swear around each other but not in front of friends and family or civilians.

>webm leaves out the Okoye-face.
you had one job...

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>Mary Poppins
>he
That's some nice foreshadowing

Dude with that crap you're projecting more than an entire cinema.

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Does anyone else wish we got more downtime? I feel like it would have reinforced characterization more and increased the believability that they are actually friends outside of work. The hammer lifting scene in Ultron is still so kino

>Misses most of Goldblum's eye twitching.

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I think GOTG2 had some stinkers of jokes, but this entire sequence is just fucking hilarious, and the source of what is easily the greatest reaction image to ever come out of the MCU.
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Worst joke. It's the kind of line the more brain-dead type of MCU fans make up based on their memetic "understanding" of the characters.

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Not a very high bar.

Gunn does it a lot. Sometimes it works for me, sometimes it doesn't. I do feel he overused it in the sequel, though, to the point where my audience was laughing at scenes that were NOT jokes just because they'd been conditioned to the point of literally expecting every serious/dramatic moment to be followed up by something undercutting it.

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kino

I don't know how but Ragnarok was really good with the jokes
>Strongest Avenger

People go and on (correctly) about Thanos being the real protagonist of the movie and having his own version of the Hero's Journey, but what gets swept into the background is that Thor has his own mini-version as well. Then they collide at the end and Thor's gets utterlified by Thanos's, an actual proper subversion of expectations.
There's a supercut/tribute video that lays it all out quite nicely:
youtube.com/watch?v=gfq7Eb7jfJ8

perfect

Was there any good joke in that movie not involving Serkis or Freeman?

>"Is Tony here?"

Daisy with the laptop open and waiting right at the instant she realises Coulson and May might be too old for doing the fieldwork these days.

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>”AHH MY NIPPLES”

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Oh my god. Gunn isn't just a pedo, he also wants to blow up school buses

Holy fuck this is unfunny, what were they thinking?

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I like "You're embarassing me in front of the wizards", even though it's arguably one of those quips that's ill fitting for the dramatic moment, it knows it is and uses it for laughs.
The one you posted though has an element of characterization to it, it involves Quill wanting to make his adoptive father happy by going along with him not getting the joke. Really reminescent of a parent using slang wrong and you pretend they're cool for using it because you really love them. Endearing.

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So did the writers of Thor Ragnarok.

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"What are those" is arguably an element of characterization. Shuri says that of the traditional sandals T'Challa is wearing to please the council, and Shuri represents their opposite modernity, but she's still outdated culturally living in an isolationist country.
Granted that might not be entirely intentional, but it works on that level.

Same way "language!" in and of itself is a bad joke, but is exploited to show the familiarity between the characters that they developped between A1 and A2 through them gently ribbing each other.

>Ultron
Nothing wrong with MCU Ultron.

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Script was too dark. You know, with the villain slaughtering half of Asgaard, all of Thor's Asgaard friends dying and Asgaard itself getting sacrificed at the end.
So they kept the script and added a joke a minute.

>it was arguably the worst Marvel movie in terms of the pervasive "every serious moment immediately gets cut short with a dumb quip" problem.
No that's Ragnarok. It was even intentional on Waiiti's part because apparently that's how the Maori deal with trauma. Waititi adapted a lot of his double heritage (Maori and Jewish) to Ragnarok, for better or worse.
You can see the Jewish heritage in him making Asgardians a wandering people who lost their land but not their nation for instance.

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You know what's worst joke imo, and that's coming from someone who usually doesn't hate Whedon?
>Didn't see that comink?
It's a fucking meta joke about how Whedon does a bait and switch between Hawkeye and Quicksilver dying, it's basically a wink to the audience from Whedon about how cleverly (not really) he played with the idea that he always kills off a character by using misdirection. Which is already pretty lame, but it polluted the entirety of QS' dialogue, it's fucking half of his lines that set up his catchphrase so that he has a wink at the audience death. It's not "we didn't know what to do with Jimmy Olsen so we did something nice for the fans [by having him executed]", but it's pretty close.

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He was okay but he played Banner too jewish imo, it felt like he was channeling his inner Woody Allen. Which would be fine but is an unjustified depart from his earlier characterization.

>You can see the Jewish heritage in him making Asgardians a wandering people who lost their land but not their nation for instance.

Except that had been a thing in the comics previously. And Waititi didn't have a hand in writing the script.

It's the Snake Eater effect, only of the ironic, quippy kind, rather than the campy and silly one (of which, recently, Shazam is a very good example). I don't think Gunn deserves to be lumped up with Whedon and the Russos at all. I don't like a lot of the jokes in GotG vol.2 in particular, but without question, they are used for a very different purpose than they are in AoU or IW.

Eh, he did frame Tony's overwheleming tendency to try to solve everything as a flaw, the very flaw that set up the events of AoU. The whole "I want to put a suit of armor around the world" feels too much like "why don't you put the whole world in a bottle, Superman" to not be intentional.

>It was even intentional on Waiiti's part because apparently that's how the Maori deal with trauma.
Jokes or comedy, that's one of the many tools we humans have to aid us in dealing with horrifying images and traumatic events.
You've got a screw loss if you think it's health to keep trauma bottled up and unaddressed. Laughing, crying, conversation and self reflection are very important for emotional stability.

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>that part where Thor acts like he's such a great feminist ally, admiring Valkyries and noting that it's great that women can be warriors too
Hemsworth made that one work with his delivery, soI suspect it was ad libbed.

Banner jumping from the ship and crashing to the bridge before he could transform caught me off guard.

I disagree. They even established earlier that QS was perfectly vulnerable to bullets so it doesn't really come off as any bait and switch. I see the line more as an ironic tragedy situation, Hawkeye and QS were basically rivals until ultimately Pietro finds himself forced to save the annoying old man, first he mocks the guy for being too slow but then that perceived superiority turns into a tragic remark

I don't see how it's even remotely close to Jimmy Olsen

>"Words are sad, scene sad. Make me happy" music is more than lyrics.
Retard, it's not about the words being sad, it's about them applying to the situation, the fucking movie spells it out for you with
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Will poor old Bruce ever pull off the ebin superhero landing?

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best
>Tony getting extinguished after fucking up his flight test
>Groot impaling all those soldiers then smiling
>Spiderman being trapped in the wearhouse for only 30 minutes
>Banner fucking falling onto the bridge before he Hulks out
>"ANOTHER!" and "I NEED A HORSE!"
>"I am Steve Rodgers"
worst
>Anytime Ultron was onscreen
>The Mandarin
>The awkward dinner invite in Antman & Wasp
>Captain Marvel blasting the asshole instead of fistfighting him
>Fucking Taserface

Just from the top of my head

Fair enough, I'm not very familiar with Thor comics, but that's still how he chose to conclude this version of Ragnarok.

I understand that, it's just that Ragnarok goes with laughing more often than you'll usually see.

I found that bit more humorous after realizing that the alien dude Quill says "You know what this means, right?" to just before he is intimidated into telling Drax he doesn't is actually seen doing that exact motion to Gamora just as they arrive at the Kyln.

>but that's still how he chose to conclude this version of Ragnarok
He was the director you twat, not the scriptwriter

>They even established earlier that QS was perfectly vulnerable to bullets so it doesn't really come off as any bait and switch.
Are you serious? The movie entirely sets up Hawkeye to die, they give him more characterization than ever before, a family to lose, a mentor moment, and even QS' death scene is all about Hawkguy's deathly resolve. In the meantime QS gets like 6 lines, half of them being a catchphrase, and is basically a non-character, his death having more of an effect in the way that people wanted to see more QS than because they were sad about Pietro.
Yes it's established that Pietro *could* die from bullets, but it's established that Clint *would* die to plot because of how he's handled and what we've come to expect of narratives. It's Whedon pulling a Rian Johnson and getting away with it because he's not playing with A-list toys.
>I see the line more as an ironic tragedy situation, Hawkeye and QS were basically rivals until ultimately Pietro finds himself forced to save the annoying old man, first he mocks the guy for being too slow but then that perceived superiority turns into a tragic remark
That's the non-meta part, and it's okay-ish (QS lacks characterization too much for it to really work), but you're a fool if you think that's all there is to it.

I see your points but i don't find them inherently bad

You think directors don't get a say on what happens in their movies before they start filming?

The bad part imo is that it's a waste of a character and some amount of screentime entirely to stroke Whedon's ego as a writer, and that it has literally the character looking at the camera saying "you didn't see that coming?" AS HE DIES so that the audience knows they got intentionally bait-and-switched. It's unsubtle, it's a tonal fuck-up, it's lack of any class regarding the character or a dramatic moment, Whedon makes this character's death about him as a writer, and that pisses me off.
And again, I'll defend a lot of Whedon's weird decicions, just not this one because he let himself get in the way of good storytelling.

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The worst thing about the Sneakers pun
isn't even the joke
it's that they spend over a minute discussing how Black Panther needs this new suit and to be stealthy with these literal sneaking shoes
And then it never comes up again
he never fucking stealths anyone in the rest of the entire film
Shit's never even nodded to
So it's probably the most expensive pun ever made.

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Ant Man 2 was so fucking bad.

>Ragnarok goes with laughing more often than you'll usually see
Probably.
I'm biased because I spend a ton of time laughing and crying due to my own issues.

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Ant-Man is my favorite underrated MCU film and both Ant-Men nailed it for me.

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>"it's the wi-fi password"

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the best underrated jokes are Mantis doing the mean face, and Caps introducing himself to Groot.

The worst is taserface

>>The Mandarin

Fuck you Ben Kingsley knocked it out of the park

ANTS [hamboning intensifies]

Ants!

It's probably just me, but my favorite line from Ragnarok is

>>I pardon you...
>>PARDON YOU FROM LIFE!
>>*Kills guy*

I don't know why, but I find that line fucking hilarious.

>Captain Marvel blasting the asshole instead of fistfighting him
Why? that would've been dumb. That would've been like Superman trying to box Toyman instead just dropping his ass off in jail after smashing up whatever retarded gixmo he's dreamed up that week.

>The Mandarin
>worst

opinion discarded.

ANTMAN

anything Loki does

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I know everyone talks shit about Taserface and yeah it was kinda dragged out but the gold lady laughing at him was the perfect finish to the joke

Some of the GotG2 jokes dragged on a bit but I liked this one.

>GotG2 is literally the best MCU movie from a filmmaking perspective.
>every character gets an arc
>Strong villain

>Literally two hours of people talking about their feelings.

I'm gonna have to disagree with you. Every character getting an arc just drags out the film with all these arcs that don't land for me. Unlike, say, blade runner, which has very very strong character arcs.

Almost nothing in GotG2 landed for me, whereas i'd argue gotg1 is a stronger film.

I hated that joke because, mjolnir‘s not even hard to say? I guess if it was like a 3 year old kid it could’ve worked.

RENT FREE

What could have been.

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Someone going for ironing board Hershlag over mega khazar Dennings

Based

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Can anyone name a joke other than the "purple pants" gag?

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Bruce launching himself from the chopper and going "OH SHI-" when he realizes he's not going to transform in time
Bruce mistakenly saying "I'm hungry" while trying to scare those Brazilian thugs
Mr Blue being a weirdo in general (i guess that falls into a more generic "quick quips/gags" category)

>Name-shaming Portman (who took her grandmother's maiden name) but not Katherine Litwack

LIES

There was an Ant Man 2?

The "Luis tries to explain something he learned" sequences are hilarious to me

I hate Drax's laugh but I gotta admit I laughed when Mantis joined him

This is peak reddit humor

more like boys will be boys and they just play tricks on each other especially with thor being older, loki was just a cunt though

kek. never saw the show but this funny

>>or the bit where Rocket essentially points out that he's not processing his grief properly (aka the best scene in Infinity War)
>Absolutely. I wasn't a fan of his new characterization in Ragnarok, but it's fantastic in IW
Say what you will about Hemsworth in the rest of the movies, but he acted the shit out of that scene. He pulled off a really hard mix of feigned bravado and barely contained sorrow.

>REEEEEEEEEE I WANT TO HEAR THEM SAY BAD WORDS, LOOK HOW MATURE I AM REEEE

What can I say, "That's a messed up dog" gets me every time

>Tony thinks the coverup story at the end of iron man 1 is stupid so he tells everyone he’s iron man instead of the bodyguard story
>when betty comes back from shopping for bruce in the incredible hulk, bruce rejects the purple shorts given to them because he thinks they’re stupid

Quoted here. It's not a racial thing or anything like that, but it felt forced on both sides: Banner is suddenly useless and Shuri is a rude smartass more intelligent than a group of PHDs?
It was understandable for him to say "not me, not here" as in "I can't do that alone and we don't have the right tools here", but then he was just "lol I never thought about that" when he heard her going "Why didn't you just reprogram the synapses to work collectively?".
For me, the scene is a disservice for both characters.
But it didn't ruined the movie or anything, still bad characterization, though.

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Agents of Non-Canon.

Fuck off

Seething

This seems likely.

The worst part about MCU humor is that the fans eat it the fuck up. It could be the worst joke in the world, and there'll still be articles praising the movies self awareness.

I think the captain marvel ending could have worked if the movie actually accentuated the struggle of being brainwashed and slowly breaking free. Instead, Brie Larson has the same personality throughout the film.

>tfw these 2 are gonna have a show together
im hype

jane foster says it's jsut tech, not magic

>You look like Disney Reference!
>Is Disney Reference cool?
>It's the coolest!
>Hey everyone, I'm Disney Reference!

So epic xDDDD

Here's your (You)

The rock, paper, scissors joke in Ragnorak was the funniest one, which they immediately ruined by explaining it.

The lazy comedic take is what most characters in the MCU have turned into.

I feel the same way

How does it feel to be this wrong? Evans can't act.

Get Help is the gold standard. There's a few a couple humorous role reversals, and it shows the audience their relationship as brothers

"Good God you're a woman. I honestly couldn't have called that. I mean I'd apologize but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought of you as a soldier first."

Never would have seen that in a Marvel movie today.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A COCK-PIT!

>Hulk throwing a boulder at lightning
>"You're right, we'll take a cab."

>old man is religious
>this is a weak personality
Alright, child.

Reminder that Team Thor is canon
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I think Black Widow just has really weird and inconsistent characterization in a lot of these movies; she's a completely different character in Iron Man 2 (generic Strong Female Character), Avengers (insecure and lacking confidence; doesn't think she can hang with the super heroes), Age Of Ultron (I CAN'T HAVE BABIES I'M A MONNNNNSTER), and Winter Soldier (Chill Bro, teases Cap).

The Winter Soldier version is the only really good one, but she hasn't really had much screen time since.

>Hemsworth made that one work with his delivery, soI suspect it was ad libbed.

The best part of that was Thor mentioning that the Valkyries were active three thousand years ago well before he was born, and then saying it's "about time!" there were female soldiers

Coronizer

>Captain Marvel blasting the asshole instead of fistfighting him

Wasn't that kind of the point of the movie?

Who can even tell what the point of that movie was.
Unfocused mess.

>>Captain Marvel blasting the asshole instead of fistfighting him
I hated that mainly because it was so blatant. It was just Deadpool all over again.

We need Dumm-E back.

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I'm still of the opinion that Cap was only unworthy in his own mind.

That scene made Ragnarok better for me. It contextualizes his humor and machismo after losing his father, home, friends, and hammer as a way to cope, and then IW shows that it's impossible to keep that up.

Jesus christ that's a cheap looking movie

I may have laughed once or twice in all of GOTG2. This wasn't one of them

Bruce has performance anxieties, I think its implied.

But really though the Shuri thing is BS. The original Black Panther was university trained and used his international knowledge to try and fight the barbaric traditions of his tribe, that their country was worse by being an isolationist plot of magic rock worshippers.

Then hudlin made it African Atlantus.

Cap is unworthy because he lacks a Kingly conviction to rule.

>Bruce has performance anxieties, I think its implied.
I don't think this is implied. He pretty much could hulk out on command until that point. What about im_always_angry.webm?
He said to Stark something like "the big guy and me are having an issue".

I liked
>Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful too.
>Is he, though?

>quips
>funny

Caps response to Maria Hill in that scene was classic Cap, though.

"What kind of madman would put themselves through experiments to fight for their country?"

"But here on Sakaar..."

Cap saying "Shit" and Tony saying "Language" would have made much more character sense without changing any other interaction in the movie.

Best
>Nearly all of Tony's dialogue, RDJ is so tied to it every line hits
>Guardians when they're arguing with eachother
>Anytime Thor is trying to look brave to hide his tragic loss or make fun of Loki
Worst
>Hey have you seen this really old movie called *blank*
>80% of Age of Ultron

Foreshadowing what?

James Spader was really underrated in AOU though.

i don't get it.

>Steve's new best friend isnt getting along with his old best friend.

Then you're in luck

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>"comics r so silly and haev so stopid naems"
Taserface is such a ridiculously shitty name that it actually works in this case.

Can someone make a continuation of this where Bucky says "Nigger" and Falcon starts disappearing like that Thanos snap scene?

>Why? that would've been dumb.
But doesn't just blasting Yon-Rogg just prove he was right about her all along?

>friends
Haha, yeah.

The best joke was a visual gag in the final fight of AntMan 1, where they’re throwing the train, and it zooms out.

Worst is, well, most of them really.

>Best
"-What are you doing?"
"-I was looking at...porn?"
>Worst
Every joke from the Captian Becky

That shit was retarded Star Trek jargon
>why didn’t you just mumbo jumbo it?
Cause that’s not a thing you dumb bitch until right now.

Cap's (or in the movie's case, Carter's) speech about not moving when the whole world tells you to move

The problem is that there's a time and a place for everything. Think back to Superman 2, when Zod throws a bus full of people. Chris Reeve in a panicked voice yells out, "Dear God, think of the people!" Humans are like ants to Zod, but Superman is literally terrified at the thought of even a single accidental death.

Were this a MCU movie, the Sentry would have quipped something like, "Exact fare only, pal" or "This is your FINAL destination" or something else that was both situationally inappropriate and totally out of character for the person saying it, 9 times out of 10. Christ, I can't even think about Thor Ragnarok without thinking about him going gaga for black viking lady and stammering how he totally wished he could be a "strong proud woman warrior but nope that's not what I meant" back when he was growing up.

"HE'S A FRIEND FROM WORK, GUIS!" ._________.

>Bruce launching himself from the chopper and going "OH SHI-" when he realizes he's not going to transform in time
Why does he keep doing this?

Even in the comics, Bucky, Sam (when written well) and Sharon tend to be like that, not to mention some of the other Avengers Steve pals around with (he's also friends with freaking Namor).

I think he was unworthy because he was just picking Mjolnir to show off which is the wrong reason to pick th ehammer. If he truly needed it he probably could have picked it up.

GotG 2 had some funny scenes but it had some painfully unfunny shit too. Like the whoel Taserface joke was pretty forced and it gets worse when you know that character could actually shoot tasers from his face in the comic, the character didn't have that name for long, and the fact that he was named by a five year old.

>all of that speculation that Black Widow of all characters would be able to lift Moljnir

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>He pretty much could hulk out on command until that point.
Not in Ragnarok.

He does. But you can't question that.

why didnt Wakanda have artillery support in that battle?

>you know you can't eat dumbbells right?

Matt Damon and Sam Neill were both the second choice for Loki and Odin respectively.

It gets old, and it stops a movie from reaching emotional depth that it might otherwise reach.

I'm not gonna say that GotG would have been a super deep or dark movie without those quips, but there were moments that could have had more gravitas if they had just let them play out without undercutting them.

Not to mention after a while they get predictable to the point you can generally pinpoint when they are coming. And predictable is probably the biggest enemy of comedy.

Get over it. Wakanda is technologically superior to the rest of the world. If Banner had grown up in Wakanda, he'd probably be heads and shoulders above Shuri.

It's sorta like how science that we learn in gradeschool and highschool today was cutting edge decades ago. My dad would talk about how the basic studies of DNA were like gradschool level stuff when he was in college, but now we learn that shit by highschool. It's the same thing here. Shuri is a genius in-universe, but she's also got a big headstart compared to stark and banner

The taserface was funny initially, but definitely overstayed its welcome. They should have just had people chuckle at it whenever it got said instead of Rocket making a big deal about it.

Would have made the final pay off with the gold people chuckling over it right before he exploded funnier.

I thought it was more of a noble champion warrior thing. Thor seemed unwilling to rule from at least midway theough The Dark World to like the very end of Ragnarok, and he had no problem wielding the hammer.

I'm still mad we'll never get the payoff from this. Unless stormbringer has the same enchantment or something.

I feel like it was because he was trying to pick it up to show off at a party. If they were in an actual combat situation and he needed it, I bet he could pick it up.

I actually thought he was the funniest MCU character

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The typical drama written these days are just as predictable and formulaic as any comedy, and suffer just as much from it.

It's not hilarious or anything but I really like

>What's this guy's problem Mr. Stark?
>He's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.

I think it's just the acknowledgement of how out there the plot really is. It really did feel like a comic book come to life at that point

>MCU Thor is my favorite Thor.
Get a load of this faggot

You're aware that Gunn's movies include characters named Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon, and Drax the Destroyer? It was Taserface's name alone he wanted to poke fun at. He even called him the dumbest character of all time soon after landing the directing job for the first movie.

>Captain Marvel blasting the asshole instead of fistfighting him
That wasn't even a joke

I wish it was, but it was too on-the-nose to just be for laughs. I actually liked that movie for the most part, but god damn was it heavy handed in some of the 'I am woman hear me roar' delivery.

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The point was that she didn't have to prove anything to him or follow his standards of what a "true warrior" is. The movie has a lot of stuff I dislike (she's boring, what they did with the Skrulls sucks, and Fury's eye from the top of my head) but that one I have to defend. Is like when idiots sprout "Batman is stronger than Superman because if Superman loses his powers Batman could kick his ass". How the Fuck is that an argument? Is like my saying I could totally defeat Mike Tyson if they amputated his arms and legs.

The sex joke

what PS2 game is this from?

Grandma drink your prune juice!!

For me it's not even that she did it, it's how she did it. How it was framed. The whole exchange was so ungodly hammy, even for a cape flick. Even more than Killmonger's eternal rebel speech before his death. That too was not subtle at all, but it was built up to much better than Carol's, I wanna say eleventh Strong-independent-woman-don't-need-no-man moment? And it was less snarky and somehow more angry even.

Did you think it was a funny moment? Because I don't even think it was meant to be all that funny, otherwise they could have written it to be a lot more humorous than they did.

I also liked when they acknowledged how dumb the characters designs were
>get lost Squidward
>Let her go Grimace

>Did you think it was a funny moment? Because I don't even think it was meant to be all that funny, otherwise they could have written it to be a lot more humorous than they did.
No, I didn't even consider it a joke while watching the movie

It looks like they're doing the timetravel/alt-dimensional thing so it could happen yet.

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"Don't look at me. Ahm not kissing yeh."

I have to admit, the oooh from the crowd made me chuckle a bit. I also liked how they immediately started to try and break up the fight.

Welcome to the MCU enjoy your stay try not to let your eyes focus when cg is on screen it helps

fuck off

"Every" is the part that makes it a problem. Sometimes you should let a serious moment breathe.

Doctor Strange springs to mind for an MCU film that got that wrong, where the Guardians movies got it right despite having more quips overall.

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>god damn was it heavy handed in some of the 'I am woman hear me roar' delivery.
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That's actually funny in a banter between friends way.

heh

"but here on Sakaar..."

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>what are the worst?
All of them

>marvel """"""""""" humor"""""""""""

Glad to see someone else appreciate this. I want more Wong content.

We're talking about Captain America, not a normal human thing.

all black panter joke were horrible and cringworthy

this I laughed my ass off when i first saw it
I'm always disappointed when noone else reacts to it the way I did
That's all that i can remember from that film too

Not true he was great in Bad Times at El Royale.

I don't know, Thor being quippy feels consistant to me as he is supposed to be very arrogant and self-confident

Fuck I never realized it was James Spader as Ultron
I feel dumb

I think the scene the timing and context of that scene could've been better. Him suddenly being like "cmon prove yourself to me, 1v1 no items final destination" after dragging himself out of his crashed spaceship felt overly idiotic and too forced of a setup to me.

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Peter's Star Wars jokes in civil war. It's the most groan worthy shit ever. The first sign that I wasn't going to like MCU Spider-man. It doesn't even make any sense either what kind of person treats Star Wars like some obscure movie let alone someone who's supposed to be a nerd. Although someone apparently found it so funny they reused it in Infinity War for some reason.

The only problem with that was that they felt the need to add the sound effect.

>that shitty space jump scene that looks like it came straight from Looney Tunes carttoon or Son of the Mask
GotG2 had the most cringy humor ever. It's truly amazing that some people actually praise this movie only because they saw Yondu's tear-squeezing death.

The duct tape joke in the climax of GotG Vol 2 was especially shite in my book. I really enjoyed the movie a helluva lot more than Vol 1, and up until that point, the worst of the jokes were still tolerable, but they had to put something in that tried way too hard like they did in the first one.

Then he went to space out of shame and spent years hulked out. It messed with his head, he was afraid of hulking out and never being able to go back to normal again. In fact, after hulking out at the end of Ragnarok, he never did go back to normal, until Thanos slapped the Hulk out of him. After that, Hulk was afraid to come out.

TL;DR: Banner is kind of fucked in the head after spending years as Hulk, and now Hulk is afraid to come out because Thanos whooped his ass.

Too real.

I don't know if it counts but literally anything about Luis in the climax of Ant-Man and the Wasp made me die on my seat when I watched it the first time and it still does

Also, that one joke in Black Panther confirms Shuri watches vines like it's her life juice and I LOVE IT

Dum-E and You's been back since Homecoming.
They were in the Stark Tower scenes.

>Your brothers not coming is he
>Loki is dead...
>Oh thank God!
>-Thor Frowns-
>I mean, I'm so sorry

Literally all of Starlords jokes referencing actors/movies from the 80s

there was no way he'd remember any of them realistically and it just shits me off for no reason cuz i'm a baby

>GotG2 had the most cringy humor ever.
I mean the director makes jokes about raping kids on twitter so it's no surprise his humor sucks.

Without the Footloose reference Dance Off Bro become too stupid to defend.

Gunn dont know how to do a good joke. Taika dont know when to do a joke.

They are films made for kids, don't get me wrong adults can enjoy them to but the target demographic is children and teens.

You misspelled manchildren, user.

Nah, deconfirmed by Russo bros.

Depends where you're from, doesn't it? Some dock worker Bostonian is gonna swear a hell of a lot more than a suburban salesman living in Pasadena.

I feel like this would have been better if instead of the suit trying to catch its fall/balance. It just kept trying to run like when you knock over those walking toy robots

With all that mass you would then he would just break off the top of that rock like its nothing, especially covered in hard steel

>Ant Man 2 was so fucking bad.
Felt like an filler episode of a tv show.
And that shitty ending and post credits on top of 0 explanation on all the teased stuff makes it a full on shitfest.

>What is this my Mantra?
>....It's the wifi password. We're not savages.
Probably my favorite MCU joke.

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Taserface is infinitely worse than all of those names

Why do people get so mad about this, she had no idea that they didn't actually make Vision or the circumstances of his completion, what people should be upset about is writing Bruce to act like they DID make Vision all on their own

It's half insecure white dudes getting mad that a black girl is acting smug to a character they like and half what you said. Personally I think the whole scene is just bad because it felt like needless pandering.

The incest joke they cut from Age of Ultron was pretty funny.

What?

There's allegedly a deleted bit when they're prepping to go to Sokovia where Tony calls Wanda and Pietro "Flowers in the Attic" and they try to figure out whether he's complimenting them before Hawkeye interjects he isn't.

A deep-cut joke about a semi-obscure, controversial 1979 book series about incestuous siblings.

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CHRIS EVANS SUCKS!!!!

The only reason civil War was tolerable,imo

"I'm Peter by the way."
"Dr.Strange."
"Oh you're using our made up names. Then I am Spiderman."

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>Smartest person in the world
>says a retarded joke
>character is a literal self-insertion gateway for girls
It dragged down the movie

It was a joke, but a hot joke at least

HOLYSHIT lmao

THIS
Also this

Likely, but at least should be mentioned if that was the case, It's clearly just "muh smart niggerkids" as superior to any character already established

The absolute state of gif cucks.

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It's cheap storytelling and went stale to the point that even their shills don't like it anymore

Actually, she was good when the Russos handled the character (TWS, CW and IW)

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>there was no way he'd remember any of them realistically
I was born in '88 and I remember most of the things he references. Quill was already like 10 or so when Yondu picked him up.

Hank and Hope just totally rolling with Janet controlling Scott put a stupidly big grin on my face.

I actually hate the fact that they didn't even interacted. same with Sharon, they actually are friends in the comics

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> the shakeweight scene
I kek'ed really hard
Ragnarok, was a good movie, not the twilight of the gods we wished, but good.

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Whedon is shit, more news at 11

So you didn't finish the movie because of an unfunny scene halfway through, but the big death near the end you found a bit eh?
Sounds like bullshit to me.

The Wakandan army. They have access to some of the most advanced technology on the planet, including energy weapons and shields and everything vibranium can offer, but still rely on fucking spears, leather thongs, and uncoordinated infantry charges to defend against Thanos' zerg horde against their capital.

This and the "and they worked for you?" Were gold

Mystique?

Proof that AoS is good

This made me more cringe than anything else, Knowing that the ant will keep being there until... Just...

>Nothing wrong with MCU Ultron
It wasn't perfect but...really user?

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GotG2 did some things better than GotG1, some things worse.

I thought Quill and Gamora were better in GotG2, for instance, but I thought Rocket was much less interesting than he was in 1. The worldbuilding had a confidence in 2 that made the universe feel expansive and lived in, but that same confidence translated into jokes that were nowhere near as funny as Gunn thought they were, and thus overstayed their welcome. Overall, I like 2 much better than 1. The emotional conflict between Quill, Yondu and Ego and Nebula and Gamora made those characters feel much deeper to me and made up for many shortcomings.

>Prima Nocta joke
>Now this

Was Whedon going through a subtle edgy phase or something?

BASED
based and ants pilled

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I liked this one.

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I hope Sharon is in there, too

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Imagine being this retarded

One of his best lines

Same, I like the actress.

>"Don't look at me. Ahm not kissing yeh."
Tommy Lee Jones saying that line makes it a gem. Cap 1 is still so underrated, there's an almost magical innocence to all of it ( even if the villain is Red Skull ) that I feel they tried to recapture with Homecoming and the high school angle but it just wasn't there.

>Language
>Suck A Cock

Whedon never recovered from all the praise he got from Buffy, everyone he writes has the same sense of humour and quirky/quippy/shitty lines. He never stopped being edgy and essentially writing teenagers.

This but unironically

I liked her characters boobs in specific.

No it isn't, Joss

>All the fake fans who start SEETHING over this joke because they think Mjolnir is physically too heavy for everyone but Thor and that "the coat rack would need to be worthy" to support it

?

That plays into the "me and the big guy are having an issue" thing they mentioned. I used to be annoyed with the whole "Banner just faceplanting into the Bifrost" bit until I thought of it as "Banner wants to impress the girl, but the Hulk won't let him". Then I just got a good chuckle at how petty Hulk was being during a serious battle.

It also adds up to his subtle background arc.
After Incredible it's implied Bruce has been exercising control of restraining and unleashing the transformation mentally, when Hulk was allowed the seat for however long it's likely he did likewise somehow, so it's possible Bruce might be Hulk's Hulk now, until Bruce gets enough time to regain the years of subconscious control he's lost.

I'm no fan of Black Panther but the movie does take place in early 2016.

I agree but it still managed to be funnier than the first one.

>DANCE OFF BRO, ME AND YOU

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>monotone
Stopped reading, you're already wrong.

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When the preppy girls in gym class are discussing who the most attractive superhero is, one them brings up what Spidey might look like and another replies "Ew gross, I bet he's like 30". This was pretty obviously a jab at Garfield, who was mocked at the time of the TAS movies for playing a high school student despite being in his early 30s at the time.

The worst jokes are all of the 80’s references Star Lord makes in Gotg 1. “Kevin Bacon”

You're projecting more than the Lumiére brothers.

But those actually serve a narrative purpose beyond just being jokes/references. You're objectively wrong.

>if something incredibly cringeworthy has plot relevance it magically makes the joke not terrible

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This. I think some jaded fuckers just get so used to the low-rent, knock-off versions of these jokes that whenever they're done with an ounce of nuance and actual relevance they just can't bring themselves to recognize it.

That's pretty fucking savage. Cleverer than 95% of jokes in the MCU tho.

Enjoy being wrong, I guess.
>the human torch

You're making Reed Richards jealous with that stretch, my man. You'd be better off counting the mere existence of Tom Holland Spidey itself as a titanic middle finger.

I can't. I watched it like 3 times and don't remember a single thing.

It certainly makes it objectively not the worst compared to bad jokes with no plot relevancy like Strange making pop music references, Retardo my friend.

If anything it does make it worse because they’re making a central aspect of the plot a terrible joke, as opposed to a shitty quip you immediately forget about

Not that user but you just seem determined to dislike it.

What a pointless comment

Ah yes, everyone forgets about badly placed jokes in MCU movies, that sure is a thing in reality.
It adds to the narrative, it's a useful line where the alternative isn't. It's objectively better, sorry if you still don't like it but it is.

Because they fight with FUCKING RHINOS

Fair enough, I guess I just prefer movies that are competently written

Ruffalo is playing it like he's still in Ragnarok. They do make a point to say he's acting weird after being the Hulk for two years straight, but they don't really bring it up again and it doesn't really go anywhere so he really sticks out.

Riiiight, you tell yourself that, champ.

Why would they make a jab at Garfield though, wasn’t he fully on board to keep playing spidey but got cut by Sony?

The perspective gags never got old, but that was probably the best one

I still haven't seen this movie past the first ten mins.

People don't appreciate the balls it took to have the final shot of a big, mainstream blockbuster be a long close-up of an animated raccoon shedding a tear. Eternal props to him for making it work.

I feel like Gunn is guilty of going for the quip a bit too often as well, though he at least knows the most important moments to step back and let the drama happen. I certainly think he's one of the best directors Marvel's got right now. And as said, I don't think any other director in the MCU would end a stand alone movie with such a melancholy send off as GotG2 did.

Infinity War doesn't quite count since it's part 1 of 2, though it was still ballsy as hell in it's own right since aside from the Captain Marvel stinger, it didn't even try to imply there was any real hope for the heroes.

FPBP (kinda)

90% of Ant-Man 1 & 2 are solid. And uh... that's it. The MCU is painfully unfunny. Like, 9gag or Yea Forums tier unfunny.

>Ragnarok
>good anything
Shut the FUCK up, incels.

You are trying too hard m8

>what is skipping through or watching clips
retard

look at all the good gags mentioned in the replies to this post. thor 2 underrated

Well of course if you just skip through or watch clips it won't have the same impact.

It would be like skipping through the first two star wars and going straight to the scene where Vader reveals himself as Luke's father, then claiming the scene was whatever. You skipped all the fucking context and built up to the scene, of course its "whatever"

>No U
What an argument
>hurr The Human Torch
Along with Chilkis, they were some of the few good parts of the movie

Worst joke? I dunno, but anything with Drax is pure comedy gold, and the Footloose line in Infinity War had me dying.

Worst line in the whole MCU:

"Give me back my Rhodey!"

I might be biased because a friend of mine quoted this to me with glee on her face, then after I asked if she has seen all the movies she tells me just the Iron Man ones.

>there's an almost magical innocence to all of it ( even if the villain is Red Skull )
I felt the same thing, however. I felt that despite being a Wartime movie it had too few war scenes (just like 3 min of The Howling Comandos and some of Bucky's kind-of-panic-attack during the train scene) and barely any with Red Skull,I really liked the movie. But 20 more minutes could have made a big improvement

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The little bongo drum that plays throughout this scene is underappreciated.

I thought the ghost girl was a cool villain, but the ending was kinda anticlimactic regarding her. I hope she shows up again later

should've been Luke Cage and Iron Fist.

I will never be furious for the garbage versions we got on Netflix.

Ant-Man and the Wasp was an unfortunate victim of being released too close to Infinity War, and so it had to conform to that.
Hopefully we can close out the emotional arcs for the supporting cast after Endgame, but at the very least the unorthodox ending places Scott in an equally unorthodox position, and if the Russo brothers know what they're doing (which they probably do), we'll get to explore his reaction to his friends' sudden deaths.

>If I had a blacklight, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting
Me

That was a big cringe,Jesus Gunn

I can't believe they got away with that joke

What? Blacklight reveals blood.

It's clearly a masturbation joke

Don't feel bad, I feel the same way about MCU Cap. He's way more human and organic feeling compared to his 616 self. This fact confuses and buttblasts comic book fans but its the truth.

Not at all. Got a big laugh in my theater.
I don't think it's so much the grossness of it that's funny, but rather Quill's shameless pride over it.

And various other bodily fluids.

And the point is that the story isnt being sacrificed if the majority of people that experience enjoy it and ask for more. You're trying to assert your preference as the standard onto something that's completely arbitrary. There's more then one way to skin a cat, and tell a story.

I'm sorry to break it to you oldfag but empire strikes back came out 40 years before like 60% of the people currently on the earth were born. Its like saying "wow like who hasn't seen gone with the wind it was the most popular movie in the world!"

Shit, my best friend is 28 and he only saw the original trilogy last year, after I sat him down and forced him to.

He totally forgot his line, but because the eye twitch was hilarious they decided to keep the take, right?

On the other hand, Star Wars is as big of a media juggernaut as it's ever been. Force Awakens came out a year before Civil War did.

The joke was fine, but they probably should have gone with a slightly less popular movie than Star Wars. The joke mostly works since all the adults are like "what the hell are you talking about, of course we do", but it is unlikely that Peter would think that it's some completely forgotten movie.