What did Tito mean by this?

What did Tito mean by this?

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He's trying to suck off Otto obviously

Sometimes the most pleasure is found with minimal effort?

It's not about the dick size, but how you use it.

Short girls' pussies taste like coconut

He means he's actually a bear in disguise

You can find satisfaction in the little things in life?

Manlets are far superior.

I see you're Hawaiian

He means ITS TIME

Sometimes the best decisions to make in life are also the easiest decisions to make.

He means he has large testicles.

Settle for a thirsty bitch and you'll probably be okay.

Shortstacks have tasty titties.

The biggest head can belong to a short man and of course... it's tasty when you eat it.

Dicklet cum is the tastiest

stop having expactations

Shortstacks > tallflats.

he's telling otto even if your dick is small some people will find it tasty,

can we have a Tito's wisdom thread?

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Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

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correct

The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.

Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear.
He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.

"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

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Tito likes lolis.

What...?

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man its been awhile since I last read this

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From planet Canada

i always lose my shit at PENIS being in full caps for some reason

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Based.

>PENIS
I always wondered why it was in caps

Something something time for a good dicking

You have to be over 18 to post on this site.

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one

As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, racism is only acceptable... when it's funny.

KEK